Speeders

An officer in California pulls over a speeder who is having trouble losing his Boston accent; a trucker is a fan of the show; a street racer burns rubber.

An officer pulls over a car carrying an intoxicated passenger; a would-be tough guy carries a bat for protection; partying beach-goers run afoul of police.

An officer stops a pickup truck with an exhaust system problem; a speeder has a tattoo in an unusual place; an officer pulls over a speeder who is having trouble choosing between his wife and his bike.

A tattoo artist shows off her work; an officer pulls over a man who refuses to wear a seatbelt because a spider bite has swollen his arm to three times its normal size; a pretty princess wearing a tiara gets pulled over.

A deputy pulls over two bartenders who specialize in delivering body shots; an officer catches his mother's best friend speeding; high-speed chase.

Two teenagers try to rid Calvert County of its possum population; a speeder who can't stop laughing; a former football player who teaches the art of the three point stance.

Teens substitute flashlights for headlights; world's worst football fan; an officer pulls over a car full of Canadians.

Three grannies bust a move; a stoner eating doggie treats; a cat burglar.

A gym rat is not shy about showing off his guns; officers pull over a motorist who's been without a license for a long time.

An officer pulls over a carload of giggling women heading to a ``sex toy party''; a wacky inventor wearing a hands-free soda helmet gets pulled over by police; a deputy gets called in to help administer a DUI test to an alleged drunken driver.

A gassy speeder burps at an officer; an officer nabs a driver who only has a couple of minutes to get to work or she'll be fired; a deputy pulls over a speeder whose parents are going to be unhappy about the ticket.

An officer runs afoul of a speeding farmer and his best friend: a chicken named Buddy; an angry secretary who is late for work pushes a normally jovial officer to his breaking point; a jaywalker has trouble grasping the nature of the violation.

An officer pulls over a rapper known as ``the Nitty''; a driver flunks several DUI tests; an officer pulls over an ``American Idol'' employee and grills him for inside information about the TV show.

A driver is unable to roll down her window; siblings mark a birthday by shooting beer cans in the wilderness.

An officer pulls over a speeder en route to plunge his grandmother's toilet; a taxi driver has a story to tell; a driver gives authorities a lot of lip.

An officer pulls over saucy women enjoying a girls' night out; a deputy engages in a high-speed pursuit of a drunken driver heading the wrong way down a highway; an officer encounters a woman with a checkered past with the law.

A speeder who's late for work gets an officer to call her boss; Mardi Gras revelers; an officer pulls over a roller-skating enthusiast.

An officer pulls over a confused and wobbly woman who claims she had too much sushi to drink; an unlucky speeder faces a deputy's wrath on Friday the 13th; a naughty couple in Maryland get caught with their pants down.

An ex-con/Boy Scout leader refuses to take a ticket lying down; an officer catches an amorous couple by surprise; an officer gets an anatomy lesson after pulling over a medical student.

A deputy makes a couple with suspended licenses walk home; a new father flips out about a potential ticket and his sex life; a driving instructor is pulled over for alleged reckless driving.

An officer deals with a drunken driver who has no idea that his car has been totaled; a deputy arrests a partying speeder at the height of Mardi Gras; a blonde bombshell has two good reasons for not wearing her seat belt.

A speeding incident triggers an officer reaching for his gun belt; a ``genius'' brags that he passed 10th grade twice; an officer makes a discovery in the backwoods of Ohio.

A dangerous pursuit leaves officers with a smoking gun in California; an arrested driver's passenger doesn't want to go quietly; speeding golfers tee off on an officer in Illinois.

A speeder is caught with marijuana; a passenger puts on an act to try to get his buddy out of a ticket; an officer uses camouflage to nab a speeder.

A high speed chase leads to an arrest; a group of bachelorettes are stopped; a beautiful mother and daughter attempt to get out of a ticket.

A confused suspect thinks he wasn't speeding; a driver cannot recite the alphabet; an officer stops a driver who is wearing pajamas and has an obscene object hanging from his rear view mirror.

An officer tries to keep his cool when an alleged speeder becomes crude and rude; a nurse gives a lesson in body shaving; after flirting doesn't work, a female speeder takes drastic measures to try to get out of a ticket.

An officer issues tickets to three people in the same car; an officer saves a speeder from his screaming mother; an Illinois man finds out the hard way that his 24-inch rims are illegal.

A Maryland woman tries to flee police on foot; a DUI suspect is put to the test; a California driver blames her sunroof for her excessive speed.

A routine traffic stop catches a wanted man in Las Vegas; an officer becomes suspicious of a couple carting a dirty mattress.

An officer discovers a driver has wet his pants in California; a driver pretends that she does not speak English; two sisters fight for the affections of an officer.

A California driver admits to smoking marijuana and faces a sobriety test; an officer is forced to tell a driver to zip up his pants; a pair of St. Patrick's Day partiers try to dance their way out of trouble.

Officer Acke pulls over a speeding nurse.