Speeders

Teens substitute flashlights for headlights; world's worst football fan; an officer pulls over a car full of Canadians.

An officer pulls over a rapper known as ``the Nitty''; a driver flunks several DUI tests; an officer pulls over an ``American Idol'' employee and grills him for inside information about the TV show.

An officer pulls over a speeder en route to plunge his grandmother's toilet; a taxi driver has a story to tell; a driver gives authorities a lot of lip.

A speeding incident triggers an officer reaching for his gun belt; a ``genius'' brags that he passed 10th grade twice; an officer makes a discovery in the backwoods of Ohio.

Officer Acke pulls over a speeding nurse.

A driver is unable to roll down her window; siblings mark a birthday by shooting beer cans in the wilderness.

An officer tries to keep his cool when an alleged speeder becomes crude and rude; a nurse gives a lesson in body shaving; after flirting doesn't work, a female speeder takes drastic measures to try to get out of a ticket.

A deputy pulls over two bartenders who specialize in delivering body shots; an officer catches his mother's best friend speeding; high-speed chase.

An officer pulls over a car carrying an intoxicated passenger; a would-be tough guy carries a bat for protection; partying beach-goers run afoul of police.

An officer in California pulls over a speeder who is having trouble losing his Boston accent; a trucker is a fan of the show; a street racer burns rubber.

A speeder who's late for work gets an officer to call her boss; Mardi Gras revelers; an officer pulls over a roller-skating enthusiast.

An officer pulls over a confused and wobbly woman who claims she had too much sushi to drink; an unlucky speeder faces a deputy's wrath on Friday the 13th; a naughty couple in Maryland get caught with their pants down.

A deputy makes a couple with suspended licenses walk home; a new father flips out about a potential ticket and his sex life; a driving instructor is pulled over for alleged reckless driving.

A tattoo artist shows off her work; an officer pulls over a man who refuses to wear a seatbelt because a spider bite has swollen his arm to three times its normal size; a pretty princess wearing a tiara gets pulled over.

An ex-con/Boy Scout leader refuses to take a ticket lying down; an officer catches an amorous couple by surprise; an officer gets an anatomy lesson after pulling over a medical student.

A Maryland woman tries to flee police on foot; a DUI suspect is put to the test; a California driver blames her sunroof for her excessive speed.

A high speed chase leads to an arrest; a group of bachelorettes are stopped; a beautiful mother and daughter attempt to get out of a ticket.

An officer discovers a driver has wet his pants in California; a driver pretends that she does not speak English; two sisters fight for the affections of an officer.

A dangerous pursuit leaves officers with a smoking gun in California; an arrested driver's passenger doesn't want to go quietly; speeding golfers tee off on an officer in Illinois.

A California driver admits to smoking marijuana and faces a sobriety test; an officer is forced to tell a driver to zip up his pants; a pair of St. Patrick's Day partiers try to dance their way out of trouble.

A confused suspect thinks he wasn't speeding; a driver cannot recite the alphabet; an officer stops a driver who is wearing pajamas and has an obscene object hanging from his rear view mirror.

A routine traffic stop catches a wanted man in Las Vegas; an officer becomes suspicious of a couple carting a dirty mattress.

A speeder is caught with marijuana; a passenger puts on an act to try to get his buddy out of a ticket; an officer uses camouflage to nab a speeder.

A speeding incident triggers an officer reaching for his gun belt; a ``genius'' brags that he passed 10th grade twice; an officer makes a discovery in the backwoods of Ohio.

An officer tries to keep his cool when an alleged speeder becomes crude and rude; a nurse gives a lesson in body shaving; after flirting doesn't work, a female speeder takes drastic measures to try to get out of a ticket.

An officer deals with a drunken driver who has no idea that his car has been totaled; a deputy arrests a partying speeder at the height of Mardi Gras; a blonde bombshell has two good reasons for not wearing her seat belt.

An officer issues tickets to three people in the same car; an officer saves a speeder from his screaming mother; an Illinois man finds out the hard way that his 24-inch rims are illegal.

An officer pulls over a confused and wobbly woman who claims she had too much sushi to drink; an unlucky speeder faces a deputy's wrath on Friday the 13th; a naughty couple in Maryland get caught with their pants down.

A deputy makes a couple with suspended licenses walk home; a new father flips out about a potential ticket and his sex life; a driving instructor is pulled over for alleged reckless driving.

A speeder who's late for work gets an officer to call her boss; Mardi Gras revelers; an officer pulls over a roller-skating enthusiast.

An ex-con/Boy Scout leader refuses to take a ticket lying down; an officer catches an amorous couple by surprise; an officer gets an anatomy lesson after pulling over a medical student.

Two teenagers try to rid Calvert County of its possum population; a speeder who can't stop laughing; a former football player who teaches the art of the three point stance.

Three grannies bust a move; a stoner eating doggie treats; a cat burglar.

An officer pulls over a carload of giggling women heading to a ``sex toy party''; a wacky inventor wearing a hands-free soda helmet gets pulled over by police; a deputy gets called in to help administer a DUI test to an alleged drunken driver.

An officer runs afoul of a speeding farmer and his best friend: a chicken named Buddy; an angry secretary who is late for work pushes a normally jovial officer to his breaking point; a jaywalker has trouble grasping the nature of the violation.

An officer runs afoul of a speeding farmer and his best friend: a chicken named Buddy; an angry secretary who is late for work pushes a normally jovial officer to his breaking point; a jaywalker has trouble grasping the nature of the violation.

A deputy pulls over two bartenders who specialize in delivering body shots; an officer catches his mother's best friend speeding; high-speed chase.

Three grannies bust a move; a stoner eating doggie treats; a cat burglar.

Teens substitute flashlights for headlights; world's worst football fan; an officer pulls over a car full of Canadians.

An officer pulls over a speeder en route to plunge his grandmother's toilet; a taxi driver has a story to tell; a driver gives authorities a lot of lip.

An officer pulls over a rapper known as ``the Nitty''; a driver flunks several DUI tests; an officer pulls over an ``American Idol'' employee and grills him for inside information about the TV show.

An officer pulls over saucy women enjoying a girls' night out; a deputy engages in a high-speed pursuit of a drunken driver heading the wrong way down a highway; an officer encounters a woman with a checkered past with the law.

Two teenagers try to rid Calvert County of its possum population; a speeder who can't stop laughing; a former football player who teaches the art of the three point stance.

A gym rat is not shy about showing off his guns; officers pull over a motorist who's been without a license for a long time.

A driver is unable to roll down her window; siblings mark a birthday by shooting beer cans in the wilderness.

An officer pulls over a car carrying an intoxicated passenger; a would-be tough guy carries a bat for protection; partying beach-goers run afoul of police.

A gassy speeder burps at an officer; an officer nabs a driver who only has a couple of minutes to get to work or she'll be fired; a deputy pulls over a speeder whose parents are going to be unhappy about the ticket.

An officer in California pulls over a speeder who is having trouble losing his Boston accent; a trucker is a fan of the show; a street racer burns rubber.

An officer stops a pickup truck with an exhaust system problem; a speeder has a tattoo in an unusual place; an officer pulls over a speeder who is having trouble choosing between his wife and his bike.

A tattoo artist shows off her work; an officer pulls over a man who refuses to wear a seatbelt because a spider bite has swollen his arm to three times its normal size; a pretty princess wearing a tiara gets pulled over.

A gym rat is not shy about showing off his guns; officers pull over a motorist who's been without a license for a long time.

A gassy speeder burps at an officer; an officer nabs a driver who only has a couple of minutes to get to work or she'll be fired; a deputy pulls over a speeder whose parents are going to be unhappy about the ticket.

An officer stops a pickup truck with an exhaust system problem; a speeder has a tattoo in an unusual place; an officer pulls over a speeder who is having trouble choosing between his wife and his bike.

An officer deals with a drunken driver who has no idea that his car has been totaled; a deputy arrests a partying speeder at the height of Mardi Gras; a blonde bombshell has two good reasons for not wearing her seat belt.

An officer issues tickets to three people in the same car; an officer saves a speeder from his screaming mother; an Illinois man finds out the hard way that his 24-inch rims are illegal.

An officer pulls over a carload of giggling women heading to a ``sex toy party''; a wacky inventor wearing a hands-free soda helmet gets pulled over by police; a deputy gets called in to help administer a DUI test to an alleged drunken driver.

An officer pulls over saucy women enjoying a girls' night out; a deputy engages in a high-speed pursuit of a drunken driver heading the wrong way down a highway; an officer encounters a woman with a checkered past with the law.

A dangerous pursuit leaves officers with a smoking gun in California; an arrested driver's passenger doesn't want to go quietly; speeding golfers tee off on an officer in Illinois.

A speeder is caught with marijuana; a passenger puts on an act to try to get his buddy out of a ticket; an officer uses camouflage to nab a speeder.

A high speed chase leads to an arrest; a group of bachelorettes are stopped; a beautiful mother and daughter attempt to get out of a ticket.

A confused suspect thinks he wasn't speeding; a driver cannot recite the alphabet; an officer stops a driver who is wearing pajamas and has an obscene object hanging from his rear view mirror.

A Maryland woman tries to flee police on foot; a DUI suspect is put to the test; a California driver blames her sunroof for her excessive speed.

A routine traffic stop catches a wanted man in Las Vegas; an officer becomes suspicious of a couple carting a dirty mattress.

An officer discovers a driver has wet his pants in California; a driver pretends that she does not speak English; two sisters fight for the affections of an officer.

A California driver admits to smoking marijuana and faces a sobriety test; an officer is forced to tell a driver to zip up his pants; a pair of St. Patrick's Day partiers try to dance their way out of trouble.

Officer Acke pulls over a speeding nurse.