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Seinfeld
Jerry and Elaine go to Florida when a condo association honors his father.
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Episodes
137 indexedThe Alternate Side Date unknown
Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment.
The Boyfriend Date unknown
Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.
The Cafe Date unknown
Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small cafe backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test.
The Dog Date unknown
Jerry is in charge of a troublesome dog and is stuck in his apartment, which leaves George and Elaine stranded together with very little in common.
The Fix-Up Date unknown
Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson).
The Good Samaritan Date unknown
Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.
The Keys Date unknown
Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.
The Letter Date unknown
After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.
The Library Date unknown
The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971.
The Limo Date unknown
Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.
The Nose Job Date unknown
Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose.
The Parking Garage Date unknown
Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall.
The Parking Space Date unknown
George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.
The Pen Date unknown
Jerry and Elaine go to Florida when a condo association honors his father.
The Pez Dispenser Date unknown
George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance.
The Pitch Date unknown
Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to to create a new television show.
The Red Dot Date unknown
Jerry is unintentionally responsible for Elaine's romantic woes; George gives Elaine a cashmere sweater.
The Stranded Date unknown
After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up.
The Subway Date unknown
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides.
The Tape Date unknown
Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light.
The Trip Date unknown
When Jerry is booked to appear on ``The Tonight Show,``' he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.
The Ticket Date unknown
Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.
The Bubble Boy Date unknown
Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.
The Cheever Letters Date unknown
Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.
The Opera Date unknown
A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).
The Virgin Date unknown
Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.
The Wallet Date unknown
Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.
The Watch Date unknown
Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.
The Airport Date unknown
Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.
The Contest Date unknown
Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.
The Movie Date unknown
Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.
The Pick Date unknown
Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risque underwear ad.
The Shoes Date unknown
Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.
The Visa Date unknown
Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.
The Glasses Date unknown
George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog.
The Handicap Spot Date unknown
George's father (Jerry Stiller) is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot.
The Implant Date unknown
Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club.
The Junior Mint Date unknown
Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part.
The Mango Date unknown
Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop.
The Old Man Date unknown
When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all.
The Outing Date unknown
An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions.
The Pilot Date unknown
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
The Puffy Shirt Date unknown
Jerry appears on ``Today`` with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's ``low talker`` girlfriend; George moves in with his parents.
The Smelly Car Date unknown
A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else.
The Sniffing Accountant Date unknown
Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit.
The Soup Nazi Date unknown
Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.
The Wink Date unknown
An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.
The Rye Date unknown
A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.
The Seven Date unknown
A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.
The Fire Date unknown
George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.
The Hamptons Date unknown
George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.
The Opposite Date unknown
George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on ``Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee.``
The Raincoats Date unknown
Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.
Highlights of a Hundred Date unknown
Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.
The Beard Date unknown
Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.
The Big Salad Date unknown
George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.
The Chaperone Date unknown
Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).
The Chinese Woman Date unknown
A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.
The Couch Date unknown
Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).
The Diplomats Club Date unknown
Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.
The Doodle Date unknown
Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.
The Doorman Date unknown
Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.
The Engagement Date unknown
A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.
The Face Painter Date unknown
Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.
The Fusilli Jerry Date unknown
Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).
The Gymnast Date unknown
Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.
The Jimmy Date unknown
Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.
The Kiss Hello Date unknown
Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.
The Mom and Pop Store Date unknown
Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.
The Pledge Drive Date unknown
Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.
The Race Date unknown
Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa.
The Scofflaw Date unknown
A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.
The Secretary Date unknown
George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.
The Soup Date unknown
Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.
The Switch Date unknown
George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.
The Understudy Date unknown
George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.
The Bottle Deposit Date unknown
Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.
The Caddy Date unknown
A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.
The Cadillac Date unknown
Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.
The Doll Date unknown
George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.
The Friars Club Date unknown
Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.
The Gum Date unknown
Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.
The Hot Tub Date unknown
Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.
The Maestro Date unknown
Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.
The Pool Guy Date unknown
The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.
The Postponement Date unknown
George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.
The Secret Code Date unknown
George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancee, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.
The Shower Head Date unknown
Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on ``The Tonight Show``; tenants hate new shower heads.
The Sponge Date unknown
Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.
The Wig Master Date unknown
George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for ``Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.``.
The Abstinence Date unknown
George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.
The Andrea Doria Date unknown
George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough.
The Bizarro Jerry Date unknown
Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.
The Calzone Date unknown
George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.
The Checks Date unknown
Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.
The Chicken Roaster Date unknown
Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.
The Comeback Date unknown
Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult.
The English Patient Date unknown
Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend.
The Fatigues Date unknown
The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.
The Foundation Date unknown
George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancee, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.
The Invitations Date unknown
George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.
The Little Jerry Date unknown
George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man.
The Little Kicks Date unknown
Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.
The Millennium Date unknown
Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.
The Money Date unknown
Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss.
The Muffin Tops Date unknown
Elaine's new business, selling only the upper part of muffins, is challenged to dispose of the unused bottoms.
The Nap Date unknown
George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant).
The Package Date unknown
Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.
The Pothole Date unknown
George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.
The Soul Mate Date unknown
George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.
The Susie Date unknown
A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster.
The Van Buren Boys Date unknown
George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancee; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography.
The Wait Out Date unknown
Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.
The Yada Yada Date unknown
George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, ``Yada, yada, yada.``
The Butter Shave Date unknown
Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter.
The Serenity Now Date unknown
Jerry tries to reveal more of his feelings on the advice of his new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin). With Jason Alexander.
The Summer of George Date unknown
George's plans for a summer getaway are foiled; Elaine's well-meaning criticism of a co-worker is not well-received.
The Voice Date unknown
Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters.
The Dinner Party Date unknown
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.
The Marine Biologist Date unknown
George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.
The Pie Date unknown
Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine.
The Stall Date unknown
Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.
The Stand-In Date unknown
Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.
The Wife Date unknown
Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.
The Betrayal Date unknown
Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat.
The Blood Date unknown
At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight.
The Junk Mail Date unknown
Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail.
The Merv Griffin Show Date unknown
Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past.
The Slicer Date unknown
Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary.
Male Unbonding Date unknown
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The Clip Show Date unknown
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The Apology Date unknown
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The Cartoon Date unknown
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The Dealership Date unknown
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The Reverse Peephole Date unknown
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The Strike Date unknown
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The Strong Box Date unknown
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