My Wife and Kids

Janet learns that Claire is thinking about having sex with her boyfriend; Jr. is an irresponsible driver.

As the boss' son, Jr. convinces other employees at Kyle Trucking to do his work for him; Claire arranges a secret date with a guy she met on the Internet.

Vanessa's parents try to bully Michael and Jay into buying things that will benefit them, not the baby.

Michael and Jay get a lucrative offer from a large company; Kady and Claire bicker over who gets to spend more time in the bathroom.

Michael's sister (Vivica A. Fox) visits and sparks a rivalry with Jay.

The war between the Tylers and Kyles continues in the restaurant, with everyone nearly going at it with each other.

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

In Hawaii, Michael and Janet are pursued by two attractive strangers (Nicole Scherzinger, Tyson C. Beckford); Claire goes on a shopping spree.

Michael takes too many hair-growth pills and suffers unusual side effects.

Michael and Janet's romantic overtures are seen on the Internet after Jr. gets new computer equipment.

Michael finally gets the house to himself when a blackout occurs.

Michael is caught by surprise when his childhood friend, Tommy, shows up for a visit in a wheelchair.

Rebellious Claire rejects the boyfriend her father likes and takes up with one he views with disfavor.

Janet's overzealous direction of the school play is cause for concern for Kady's kindergarten teacher.

Michael and Jay give their bickering kids a taste of their own medicine, making them scared they're on the brink of breaking up.

When Michael inspires Jay's artistic side, she makes him pose for a nude painting that makes him the subject of everyone's jokes.

Michael's advice about women backfires when Jr. ends up with two dates to a dance; Jay dreams Michael is having an affair with Janet Jackson.

Michael and Jay return home to find Jr. and his girlfriend (Meagan Good) fooling around in their bed.

Michael and Jay end up serving on the same jury together; Michael suspects he has been the victim of jury tampering.

Michael is disheartened when he does not win the Small Businessman of the Year award.

Michael volunteers to be chief for Kady's Indian Princess sleepover and tries to keep Claire from sneaking out to a rave with her boyfriend.

Jay insists that Michael attend a couples' seminar with her; Jr. and his friends try to make some extra money.

Michael and Janet try to spice up their date nights by taking samba lessons, but their instructors arouse jealousy.

Michael's fears come true when he tries to teach Claire how to drive.

Jr.'s high-school graduation day is a cause for celebration and concern about his future for Michael and Jay, who want him to go to college.

Michael calls a family court session when Jr. battles Claire over ownership of a discovered wallet containing $500.

Seeking fulfillment, Jay goes back to college despite Michael's protests; Jr.'s buddies (Damon Wayans Jr., Michael Wayans) decide to turn his old baby crib into a hip new machine.

Michael and Jay volunteer to be chaperons at Claire's high-school prom; Jr. gets excited about fixing up his first car.

Jay wonders why Michael saved a picture of an attractive ex-girlfriend; Franklin cannot admit Aretha is as good a singer as he is a pianist.

Jay decides to watch Michael play golf in order to spend more quality time with him; Jr. asks Franklin to help him with his college essay.

Claire and Tony announce the time has come for them to consummate their relationship; Kady catches Jr. playing with her dolls.

When Vanessa's father, Calvin, is kicked out by his wife and comes to stay with the Kyles, Michael must devise a plan to make him return home.

Michael loses sight of his daughter in his quest to sell the most chocolate bars during a school candy drive.

Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they have had.

Michael and Jay try to teach Jr. what it is like to be a father by giving him a water balloon to care for.

Michael's unnatural-looking smile lands him in hot water with a traffic-court judge and later with his cellmate (Lou Ferrigno).

Jr. and Vanessa shock everyone by selling the Impala after they finish restoring it; Franklin asks Michael how he can act more like a normal kid.

Jay and Michael decide to compete in the New York City Marathon, but Michael does not see the need to adopt Jay's training regimen.

When Michael's former bandmate (Clarence Clemons) comes to town for a gig, Michael agrees to sit in as the band's piano player.

The condition and location of Jr.'s new apartment shocks Jay, who cannot believe her new grandchild might live there.

When Jay finds mouse droppings, she demands that Michael hire an exterminator, but Michael is determined to handle it himself; Claire accidentally runs over a squirrel while driving home.

Flu germs jeopardize Michael's chance to see basketball star LeBron James shoot hoops at Madison Square Garden.

Michael and Jay try to hide their disappointment with their anniversary gifts; Claire hopes to prepare a gourmet dinner for her parents.

Michael's grief-stricken employee (Sean Whalen) asks Kady to kiss his dead grandmother goodbye at the funeral.

Michael fears the worst when he discovers condoms in Claire's backpack; Jr. accidentally gives Kady a dose of dog medicine.

Vanessa and Jr. prepare for their first ultrasound; the grandparents-to-be go to extremes to find out the sex of the baby; Franklin is worried that Kady will dump him for Willie K.

Claire throws a wild party in her parents' absence; a drunken Tony runs naked through the neighborhood.

Just when Michael is feeling frustrated about his love life, his brother visits with his sexy new girlfriend.

Claire is upset when Michael continues to pal around with her former boyfriend (Andrew McFarlane); Junior spends too much time in the bathroom.

Michael takes living life to its fullest a little too far after his accountant (Doug Banks) unexpectedly dies.

Michael and Jay get a lesson in listening when they try to remember what they asked each other to do.

Junior attempts to fool his parents into believing he got an A for his algebra assignment, but the scheme backfires when Janet and Michael treat him like a prodigy.

Michael is left in charge of the house when Janet leaves to tend to her sick mother, and must contend with multiple problems.

Michael advises Jr. to fight his school bully with words instead of fists; Michael feels Jay is neglecting the family.

Michael hires an attractive tutor in hopes of invoking Junior's passion for math.

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