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M*A*S*H
The 4077th receives two bottles of scotch for secret surgery and a tank to scare off snipers.
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Episodes
105 indexedDear Ma Date unknown
Radar writes home to his mother while Hawkeye carries on foot inspection and Col. Potter gets shot in the backside.
Dear Mildred Date unknown
While Col. Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a woodcarving made for him, and Radar rescues a horse.
Dear Peggy Date unknown
B.J. writes home to his wife reporting Klinger's escape attempts and one of Frank's goof-ups.
Der Tag Date unknown
Hawkeye and B.J.'s efforts to be nice to Frank backfire when they invite him to join their poker game and he cleans them out.
Hawkeye Date unknown
Hawkeye suffers a concussion and is rescued by a Korean family who cannot understand English.
Hey, Doc Date unknown
The 4077th receives two bottles of scotch for secret surgery and a tank to scare off snipers.
Mail Call Again Date unknown
Mail call brings a ``Dear John`` letter from Frank's wife and news that Col. Potter is going to become a grandfather.
Of Moose and Men Date unknown
Hawkeye tangles with a tough Army colonel; B.J. helps a GI who has received a Dear John letter.
Soldier of the Month Date unknown
When Frank gets a fever, he makes out a will leaving all his money to his wife and all his clothes to Hot Lips.
Some 38th Parallels Date unknown
Frank decides to make money by auctioning off the camp garbage; Hawkeye's love life suffers a serious attack.
The Bus Date unknown
Col. Potter, Hawkeye, B.J., Frank and Radar get hopelessly lost on their way back from a medical meeting.
The Gun Date unknown
Hawkeye and B.J. suspect Frank of stealing a wounded colonel's antique gun.
The Kids Date unknown
The 4077th becomes an impromptu orphanage when heavy shelling forces Korean children to seek shelter at the camp.
The Price of Tomato Juice Date unknown
Radar tries to get some tomato juice for Col. Potter and winds up involving the general of Corps Headquarters.
Deluge Date unknown
A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm.
Smilin' Jack Date unknown
The 4077th turns up a sick helicopter pilot who doesn't want to quit and a twice-wounded GI who does.
The More I See You Date unknown
A married nurse who had a serious relationship with Hawkeye when she was single is assigned to the 4077th.
The Novocaine Mutiny Date unknown
Hawkeye faces a court-martial when his running feud with Frank flares up while Col. Potter is out of the camp and Frank is in charge.
Bug Out Date unknown
A rumor that the 4077th is going to ``bug out`` becomes grossly exaggerated until it is believed the entire Chinese army is attacking the camp.
Dear Sigmund Date unknown
Psychiatrist Maj. Freedman visits the 4077th to clear his head and finds release in its unique form of insanity.
Exorcism Date unknown
Mysterious happenings in the 4077th seem to confirm the Korean belief in an unseen world of demons and ancestral spirits.
Hawk's Nightmare Date unknown
Hawkeye's extreme exhaustion manifests itself in the form of nocturnal basketball games and frightening nightmares.
Hawkeye Get Your Gun Date unknown
Exhausted from 24 hours of duty, Hawkeye and Col. Potter respond to a desperate call from a Korean army hospital requesting surgeons.
Lt. Radar O'Reilly Date unknown
Radar's sudden promotion to lieutenant stuns everyone but Hawkeye and B.J., who were responsible.
Margaret's Engagement Date unknown
When Hot Lips phones from Tokyo to say there is big news, Frank assumes it is his expected promotion.
Out of Sight, Out of Mind Date unknown
Hawkeye's face is badly burned when a stove he is trying to fix explodes.
The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan Date unknown
Hot Lips' mysterious disappearance so disturbs Frank that he shoots B.J. while preparing to search for her.
The Colonel's Horse Date unknown
Sudden symptoms of illness in Hot Lips and in Col. Potter's favorite mare cause concern in the 4077th.
The Korean Surgeon Date unknown
Frank is antagonistic toward a wounded North Korean officer who describes his own injury and correctly diagnoses the wounds of other patients.
The Most Unforgettable Characters Date unknown
Radar is accepted to the ``Famous Las Vegas Writers School`` and begins recording his impressions of the 4077th.
The Nurses Date unknown
The long-smoldering feud between Hot Lips and the nurses in her command comes to a head when she confines one of them to her tent.
38 Across Date unknown
Stumped by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye radios a Navy buddy for help, but his call is interpreted as a medical emergency.
End Run Date unknown
A football hero creates a perplexing psychological problem for Hawkeye and B.J. when he suffers a wound that will end his career.
Hanky Panky Date unknown
When B.J. attempts to comfort a nurse who has marriage troubles, he discovers a romantic problem of his own.
Ping Pong Date unknown
The company's young Korean table tennis champion persuades Hawkeye and B.J. to lend him money for an engagement ring.
An Eye for a Tooth Date unknown
Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for a promotion philosophically until he hears of a heroic helicopter pilot's advancement.
Baby, It's Cold Outside Date unknown
Charles becomes the most unpopular man in camp when he receives a winterized polar suit from his parents.
Dear Comrade Date unknown
Hawkeye and B.J. discover Charles living the life of Riley due to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant.
Lil Date unknown
Col. Potter strikes up a warm friendship with a visiting head nurse.
Major Ego Date unknown
Charles assumes heroic proportions after reviving a dying patient with heart massage.
None Like It Hot Date unknown
The oppressive Korean heat gets to everyone, especially Klinger.
Our Finest Hour Date unknown
Newscaster Clete Roberts returns to the 4077th to update Korean War conditions.
Out of Gas Date unknown
Heavy casualties nearly exhaust the unit's supply of Pentothal.
Point of View Date unknown
The experiences of being wounded, flown to the 4077th, operated on and treated are seen through a soldier's eyes.
The Billfold Syndrome Date unknown
Turned down for a future position at home, Charles is so irate he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit.
They Call the Wind Korea Date unknown
A strong windstorm affects the members of the 4077th in various ways.
A Night at Rosie's Date unknown
Hawkeye, B.J. and their medical cohorts find a new way to escape the depressive atmosphere of the war.
B.J. Papa San Date unknown
B.J. becomes a surrogate father to a Korean family when the young daughter seeks medical assistance for her father.
C*A*V*E Date unknown
The 4077th's evacuation to a nearby cave poses a big problem for Hawkeye, then Col. Potter becomes aware of it.
Dear Sis Date unknown
Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter home to his sister.
Hot Lips Is Back in Town Date unknown
Radar falls in love; Margaret celebrates her divorce.
Inga Date unknown
Hawkeye falls for a Swedish doctor who arrives at the 4077th to observe combat surgery.
Preventative Medicine Date unknown
A careless colonel increases the number of seriously wounded soldiers arriving at the compound.
Rally Round the Flagg, Boys Date unknown
Col. Flagg shows up at the 4077th again, convinced that Hawkeye is a Communist sympathizer.
The Price Date unknown
Col. Potter's mare, Sophie, mysteriously disappears from her corral; Hawkeye and B.J. try to help a young Korean.
The Young and the Restless Date unknown
A young surgeon from Tokyo makes the doctors of the 4077th feel out of touch with new medical practices.
Ain't Love Grand Date unknown
Both Charles and Klinger develop romantic liaisons while forgetting their troubles at Rosie's Bar.
Are You Now, Margaret? Date unknown
A congressional aide on a fact-finding tour visits the 4077th.
Goodbye Radar Date unknown
Radar returns from Tokyo to find a new generator for the camp.
Guerrilla My Dreams Date unknown
Hawkeye wants to heal a wounded Korean woman whom an ROK officer wants to question.
Mr. & Mrs. Who Date unknown
Charles is sure he had a great time in Tokyo, if he could only remember what he did.
Nurse Doctor Date unknown
Father Mulcahy becomes the object of a young nurse's affections.
Period of Adjustment Date unknown
Radar's departure leaves everyone depressed.
Private Finance Date unknown
When Klinger tries to help a South Korean girl financially, her mother misunderstands his motives.
The Party Date unknown
B.J. tries to organize a present-day, stateside gathering of 4077th families.
The Yalu Brick Road Date unknown
Hawkeye and B.J. become lost in enemy territory.
Too Many Cooks Date unknown
A clumsy soldier lifts the 4077th's spirits, but Col. Potter remains down in the dumps.
'Twas the Day After Christmas Date unknown
Visiting British soldiers explain an age-old tradition about the day after Christmas when the enlisted men and officers trade places for the day.
A Holy Mess Date unknown
A soldier goes AWOL and the 4077th receives fresh eggs from a grateful farmer.
Bless You, Hawkeye Date unknown
Hawkeye is overcome by a mysterious bout of nonstop sneezing.
Blood and Guts Date unknown
A noted war correspondent visits the 4077th to do a story on blood donated by his readers.
Blood Brothers Date unknown
Hawkeye must tell a wounded soldier that tests indicate he has chronic leukemia and can't give blood to his best buddy.
Bottoms Up Date unknown
Hawkeye becomes a villain after his practical joke on Charles goes awry.
Commander Pierce Date unknown
Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th.
Communication Breakdown Date unknown
Charles receives a week's supply of newspapers from home at a time when no other mail is getting through.
Follies of the Living, Concerns of the Dead Date unknown
Klinger, while ill, communicates with the spirit of a dead soldier.
Give 'Em Hell, Hawkeye Date unknown
Hawkeye's letter begs Truman to stop the war.
Identity Crisis Date unknown
The problems of three wounded soldiers disrupt the lives of those around them.
Major Topper Date unknown
Klinger breaks in another psycho; the last box of morphine from supply seems to be contaminated.
Oh, How We Danced Date unknown
B.J. braces for a wedding anniversary without Peg as Charles prepares for front-line action.
Peace on Us Date unknown
Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the peace talks that he takes matters into his own hands.
Rumor at the Top Date unknown
When a general's emissary is sent to the 4077th to check it out, rumors about the visitor's real purpose run rampant.
Snap Judgement Date unknown
Klinger is accused of being responsible for a rash of thefts around the camp.
Snappier Judgement Date unknown
Klinger, facing a court-martial, agrees to let Charles defend him.
That's Show Biz Date unknown
The sudden illness of a USO singer brings the touring troupe to the 4077th.
The Birthday Girls Date unknown
An injured pregnant cow is brought to the 4077th; Hot Lips plans a birthday trip to Tokyo.
The Foresight Saga Date unknown
A letter from Radar brightens the colonel's day until Klinger accidentally breaks his glasses.
The Life You Save Date unknown
Charles becomes obsessed with death following a sniper attack.
The Red/White Blues Date unknown
Col. Potter is overwhelmed by the attention he receives as his staff tries to reduce his blood pressure before his annual physical.
The Tooth Shall Set You Free Date unknown
It is a painful time for everyone when Winchester, suffering from a toothache, refuses to see an Army dentist.
Wheelers and Dealers Date unknown
Col. Potter orders Klinger to tutor him for driving school on a night Klinger has set aside for a big poker game.
Lend a Hand Date unknown
Hawkeye flees to the front with an archenemy to avoid a ``surprise'' birthday party.
Morale Victory Date unknown
Hawkeye and B.J. are appointed morale officers.
Back Pay Date unknown
Angered by the way civilian doctors are profiting from the war, Hawkeye presents the Army with a bill for his medical services.
Dreams Date unknown
Two days without sleep produce strange dreams.
Goodbye, Cruel World Date unknown
Klinger grows desperate to return home when his effort to bring Toledo to the unit fails.
War Co-Respondent Date unknown
Happily married B.J. falls for a war correspondent (Susan Saint James).
5 O'Clock Charlie Date unknown
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Divided We Stand Date unknown
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Dr. Winchester and Mr. Hyde Date unknown
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Mail Call Three Date unknown
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Potter's Retirement Date unknown
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Temporary Duty Date unknown
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What's Up Doc? Date unknown
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Your Hit Parade Date unknown
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