The King of Queens

Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change her mind.

Doug frantically tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him.

Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story.

When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return, he buys an ice cream truck from a stranger.

Doug takes on a supervisory role at IPS to prove to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver for the rest of his life.

Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem.

A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant.

Doug feels threatened when Carrie's new job at a law firm gives her a taste of big-city sophistication.

Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump.

Doug tries to trick Carrie into going on a diet after he sees a photo of her overweight mother. With Jerry Stiller.

Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation home, Carrie is upset because they could have easily afforded it, but they were too cheap.

Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available in Manhattan.

Doug reunites with a high-school friend (Adam Sandler) who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts.

Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her.

In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.

Doug can't work up the courage to tell Richie (Larry Romano) that his wife (Michele Maika) is cheating on him.

Carrie moves to Manhattan; Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after running into friends who recently had a child.

Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn't get the entree that he ordered at the reception.

Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday and has plans to watch the wrestling match; Doug must scramble to put together a romantic evening.

A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life.

Carrie feels that she and Doug are getting stupid as a couple, so she enrolls them and Spence into a class where they read a book and discuss it.

Carrie fixes Spence (Patton Oswalt) up with an extremely timid girl from her office, but advice from Doug threatens a good thing.

Doug makes an effort to be more friendly with Arthur and soon discovers the benefits and risks of allowing his father-in-law to tag along with him in public.

Arthur's Christmas gift to Doug and Carrie provides a solution to the couple's car troubles that ends up being worse than the problem.

Arthur is immediately smitten with Doug's favorite aunt (Brenda Vaccaro) and asks permission to court her.

Doug loses his license to drive after Ray Barone (Ray Romano) cheats off his driving test. Brad Garrett and Peter Boyle also guest star.

Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.

Doug, Carrie and Arthur face a chaotic trip to the grocery store on the day before Thanksgiving; Doug encounters a stranger from his past.

Doug and Carrie debate the advantages of selling her engagement ring after discovering that it is worth a fortune.

Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star.

Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara).

Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers.

Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.

Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.

Deacon and Kelly find new couple friends, forcing Doug and Carrie to turn to their old reliable couple friends, Neal and Marcy.

When Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists she stay with him until she can find someplace new to live.

Doug wears a cologne Carrie dislikes to try to convince himself and the guys that she does not control him.

Carrie gets a raise and hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug; he retaliates by hiring Veronica as his personal housekeeper.

Jealous of Carrie's new job and her long hours, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety.

Doug sends a new driver on the wrong route, but the plan backfires when the man winds up in the hospital.

When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.

Carrie makes Doug join a support group for overeaters, but he secretly joins an abusive relationship group where he blames his eating on her.

When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.

When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time.

Carrie comes down with a cold; Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.

Doug takes Carrie to a spa, hoping it will get her to let him take a trip to Vegas with the guys; Arthur teaches Spence his trick for beating the house in blackjack.

Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name.

Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention and notices his mother with very seductive Arthur Spooner.

Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender.

Doug and Arthur investigate when Doug's wallet is stolen; they suspect Carrie's admirer is responsible for the theft.

Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.

Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend; Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her.

When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.

Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.

Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.

As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.

When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.

Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.

Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.

Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.

The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.

Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.

When Carrie discovers that her and Doug's ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV that Doug wants, her romantic mood sours.

Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food.

Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.

Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.

Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.

Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott); Spence and Danny wrestle over vacation plans.

Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program; Doug tries to conquer a roller coaster that scared him as a child.

Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.

Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.

When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.

Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.

Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.

Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.

Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.

When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.

Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.

Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep.

Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan.

Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes.

Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray.

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.

Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley.

When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist.

Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight.

An embarrassed Doug discovers that Carrie buys his clothes at big and tall shops, so he vows to lose 30 pounds.

Carrie gets jealous of a co-worker who received flowers and accuses Doug of losing his sense of romance.

Carrie bars Doug from eating at his favorite Italian restaurant, but he goes back for lunch and bites off more than he can chew.

A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation; Arthur and Spence join Doug and Carrie on vacation.

Carrie starts taking college classes and Doug's sister Stephanie, who just returned to town, helps him adjust.

Doug and Carrie (Kevin James, Leah Remini) think back to the couple's first Thanksgiving spent with her parents. Guest star: Florence Henderson.

When Doug woos Carrie by speaking with the accent of a new guy at work, he finds that she responds to his charms.

Doug gives a cheesy card to his boss, whom he hardly knows, and gets chosen to roast him at a celebratory dinner.

Doug splurges on a new car against Carrie's better judgment, and the bad decision immediately comes back to haunt them.

Carrie and Kelly plan a get-together for Doug, Deacon and Arthur to keep them from going crazy during the strike.

With nothing to do during the IPS strike, Doug tries substitute teaching at the school at which his sister, Stephanie (Ricki Lake), works.

Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.

Doug (Kevin James) feels great when he surprises Carrie (Leah Remini) with a new camera for Christmas, but her boss one-ups him. Guest star: Lou Ferrigno.

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman.

Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.

After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well.

When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way.

Doug and Carrie are caught in embarrassing circumstances while looking after Deacon and Kelly's children.

After learning that a wedding reception is five hours away, Doug and Carrie scramble for an excuse to not go.

Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted.

Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York.

Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters.

Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict.

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.

Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS.

Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other.

Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property.

Doug and Carrie's friendship with Deacon and Kelly is tested after Doug is distracted and backs into their car.

Doug prepares to break the record for the most consecutive deliveries without incident; Arthur asks Holly to play in Scrabble tournament.

Doug uses a two-for-one coupon to give Carrie a gift of corneal surgery which results in her temporary blindness.

In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires someone (Nicole Sullivan) to take Arthur for a walk three times a week.

Carrie asks Doug to be a witness at her boss's trial, but then fears he won't be professional in the courtroom.

Doug and his friends become victims of reality TV when Doug sets up a camera in the basement to keep an eye on Arthur.

Doug runs into a business acquaintance while bringing Arthur to the hospital for heart surgery; Carrie discovers an old college acceptance letter.

Arthur is left to fend for himself when Doug and Carrie go on her company retreat with a group of boring lawyers.

Doug tries to prove he would protect Carrie in a life-or-death situation after he makes a dumb move while on a rough plane ride.

Doug's Halloween decorations put Arthur in the hospital; Deacon doesn't like Kirby's choice of a Halloween costume.

Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church; Author and Spence try to cash in by writing a Christmas song.

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