I Was Impaled

A man is impaled on a fence post; a farmer has an object lodged in his brain; a woman is skewered on a hooked pole when she feeds the birds.

A woman is impaled on an iron spike; a man spears his friend on a fishing trip; an elderly gardener's shears are lodged in his eye.

A woman gets a Christmas tree imbedded in her neck; a boy out fishing almost chokes on a barb; a man is filled with enough air to fill 1000 balloons; learn how they survived.