Grounded for Life

Lily is caught in a lie when she's forced to call her father to come pick her up at an amusement park.

Sean and Eddie (Donal Logue, Kevin Corrigan) stake out Lily's (Lynsey Bartilson) school after Sister Helen (guest star Miriam Flynn) complains that her uniform is too short.

While cutting a tree on Super Bowl Sunday, Sean sees Lily with a bag of marijuana and accidentally causes a neighborhood blackout.

Sean and his neighbor, Mr. O'Keefe, decide to have a fight when their anger boils over; Eddie tries to fix the fight by bribing Mr. O'Keefe.

Jimmy gets suspended after his father writes a note explaining that he missed school to see a Ramones concert.

After Sean finds Lily's fake ID, he breaks into her e-mail account to unmask her mischief-making friends.

Sean (Donal Logue) catches Lily (Lynsey Bartilson) making out with the neighbor boy (guest star Bret Harrison) and throws a bucket of chicken at him. With Megyn Price.

Lily is accused of smuggling booze into a school dance; Eddie uses Walt as a goon to shake down his shady business associates.

A trip to a water park ends in disaster when a declined credit card prevents the family from entering.

When Sean receives a small inheritance, he must choose between spending the money on a guitar or a water heater.

Sean (Donal Logue) and the boys are chased by angry sports fans after he causes the Yankees to lose a game.

Sean tries to disguise the fact that he cut Henry's hair himself instead of taking him to a barber shop.

Sean and Eddie steal their cousin's ashes from the funeral parlor intending to honor his wishes and scatter his remains over the old water tower.

When Claudia sees Sean working with a correctional cleanup crew, he confesses he was arrested for buying stolen jewelry; Lily and Brad join together to rectify the poor treatment donkeys receive at the school's annual, charity event.

Sean (Donal Logue) tries to keep Eddie (Kevin Corrigan) from hitting on a woman (guest star Julie Claire) Claudia (Megyn Price) is consoling after a break-up.

Sparks fly between Sean and Claudia's father when her parents stop in for what turns out to be an extended visit.

Lily confides in Claudia that she is still a virgin, then Claudia reveals the news to Lily's friends.

Sean accidentally outs a gay co-worker (guest star Sean O'Bryan) after seeing him at Action Mountain's ``gay day``; Eddie brings a date (guest star Natasha Lyonne) to dinner at Sean and Claudia's place.

After Sister Helen uses some unholy language, Sean blackmails her into doing some favors for him and his family.

Eddie offers to baby-sit the boys after Claudia and Sean win a free weekend in Atlantic City, but when they get home they find them locked in the basement.

While Sean and Claudia are shocked about the theft of their car, they gleefully plan on buying a new one.

Claudia volunteers Sean and Eddie's so-called band to play at her friend's wedding; Henry is convinced he's adopted.

Sean and Eddie are interviewing bartenders when Nicole Fiordelissi, Sean's fantasy girl from high school, comes in to apply.

Sean promises to get a vasectomy but cannot bring himself to go through with it.

Claudia decides to confront Jimmy about the racy pictures found on his computer, but Sean wants to ignore the situation and later confesses to Walt that he downloaded the pictures.

Claudia confesses to Sean that she had a steamy dream about having sex in alley with Eddie; Lily and her friends get drunk after drinking fermented cider.

Sean ensures Lily will fail her drivers' test by teaching her several wrongheaded notions; Claudia discovers Jimmy's video game is extremely violent.

Henry is aghast to find a tiny marijuana plant in the backyard; Brad sells his urine to members of the basketball team.

Jimmy fantasizes about blowing away a bully with his new kung fu moves, a la ``Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.``.

Sean and Claudia (Donal Logue, Megyn Price) are dismayed when Walt (Richard Riehle) gives Jimmy (Griffin Frazen) a BB gun for his birthday.

Sean feels emasculated when he is unable to change a tire; Eddie sells one of Lily's brassieres to Brad.

An exasperated Sean (Donal Logue) cheats to help his son's (Jake Burbage) pathetic soccer team win a game.

Lily is mortified to find out that she was born out of wedlock and was lugged to her parents' topsy-turvy wedding.

Much to her father's chagrin, Lily and her friends decide to do a bawdy dance number at the school talent show.

Sean takes Lily's car out for a joyride and loses it in a drag race to a delinquent.

Sean panics when he finds a home pregnancy test in Lily's trash can, but she denies it's hers; Dean convinces Lily to get a tattoo with him. Joseph ``Rev. Run`` Simmons of Run-DMC guest stars.

Sean grows alarmed about Lily's welfare when he spots neighbor Brad O'Keefe nervously buying condoms.

Claudia is incredulous when Sean quits his union job to go into business with Eddie, buying an Irish pub on Staten Island.

Lily enters the working world after her credit card debt gets out of control; Eddie plots revenge after the Red Boot gets a bad review in a local paper.

Sean and Claudia discover Jimmy has been shoplifting; Lily cannot decide what to wear to meet Dean's parents.