Show
The Golden Girls
After attending a sorority reunion, Blanche considers having a face lift.
Times shown in UTC. Change timezone.
Episodes
148 indexedA Piece of Cake Date unknown
Through a series of flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about their birthday celebrations.
Bringing Up Baby Date unknown
The housemates could earn $100,000 if they adopt an elderly pig.
Diamond in the Rough Date unknown
Blanche announces that she is canceling a date with her latest boyfriend, because he does not meet her standards.
Dorothy's Prized Pupil Date unknown
One of Dorothy's pupils may face deportation, and she feels responsible.
Empty Nests Date unknown
The women try to help a neighborhood couple, George and Renee Corliss, patch up their faltering marriage.
Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself Date unknown
The women confront their phobias on a flight to the Bahamas to attend a funeral.
Old Friends Date unknown
Sophia's new friend, an elderly gentleman, has Alzheimer's disease.
One for the Money Date unknown
The housemates recall some of their absurd moneymaking schemes.
Son-In-Law Dearest Date unknown
Dorothy dismays when her daughter is too forgiving of her unfaithful husband.
The Housekeeper Date unknown
Courtesy of their new housekeeper's magic potions, Blanche's social life perks up and Dorothy wins the battle against insomnia.
To Catch a Neighbor Date unknown
When two police officers set up surveillance equipment in Blanche's house, Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia are more interested in snaring the policemen.
Whose Face Is This, Anyway? Date unknown
After attending a sorority reunion, Blanche considers having a face lift.
'Till Death Do Us Volley Date unknown
Dorothy and her former tennis rival play practical jokes during a reunion.
Accurate Conception Date unknown
Blanche's unmarried daughter announces her desire to have a baby.
All That Jazz Date unknown
Dorothy sends her unemployed son to live with his equally irresponsible father.
Comedy of Errors Date unknown
Dorothy decides to do something with her life by signing up for a comedy spot at the Comedy Barrel, but Sophia is unimpressed; Blanche is having tax problems, but decides it's nothing that a négligée won't put right.
Dancing in the Dark Date unknown
Rose feels insecure about her romance with a college professor.
Ebb Tide Date unknown
Blanche renews hostilities with her sister when she travels home to attend her father's funeral.
Fiddler on the Ropes Date unknown
Sophia invests her roommates' money in a prizefighter named ``Kid Pepe`` who is a gifted violinist.
Foreign Exchange Date unknown
Sophia learns that the hospital may have switched Dorothy at birth with another baby.
Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas Date unknown
The ladies grow tired of Christmas shopping during a heat wave; they volunteer to serve Christmas dinner at a soup kitchen.
High Anxiety Date unknown
Dorothy and Blanche try to help Rose overcome a 30-year dependency on prescription medication.
Little Sister Date unknown
Rose thinks her visiting sister is trying to steal her friends.
Love Under the Big Top Date unknown
Dorothy's beau gives up a lucrative legal practice to become a circus clown.
Mary Has a Little Lamb Date unknown
The girls help a pregnant teen and play host to Blanche's visiting pen pal.
Not Another Monday Date unknown
Sophia faces a moral dilemma when an ill friend asks for help in ending her life.
Rites of Spring Date unknown
Flashbacks recall previous attempts by the roommates to lose weight.
Rose Fights Back Date unknown
Rose has to go and get a job when she loses her late husband's pension, where she is confronted for the first time by ageism.
Sick and Tired: Part 1 Date unknown
Dorothy consults medical experts about her chronic fatigue, which raises concern in Rose and Sophia.
Sick and Tired: Part 2 Date unknown
Harry Weston recommends a specialist who diagnoses Dorothy's illness.
Sophia's Choice Date unknown
Sophia and Rose help a friend escape from an inadequate nursing home.
That Old Feeling Date unknown
Blanche turns the tables and proposes to her brother-in-law.
We're Outta Here: Part 1 Date unknown
Blanche decides to sell her house, and the roommates prepare to go their separate ways.
We're Outta Here: Part 2 Date unknown
Blanche decides to sell her house, and the roommates prepare to go their separate ways.
You Gotta Have Hope Date unknown
Rose finally gets to confront her fantasy that Bob Hope is her father.
72 Hours Date unknown
Rose must test for AIDS following the revelation that she may have received a tainted transfusion.
All Bets Are Off Date unknown
Dorothy's gambling addiction worries Sophia; Blanche dates a co-worker.
An Illegitimate Concern Date unknown
A young man claims to be the illegitimate son of Blanche's late husband.
Blanche Delivers Date unknown
Blanche's pregnant daughter, Rebecca, pales at the thought of childbirth.
Cheaters Date unknown
Dorothy sees an old flame; Blanche and Sophia fall prey to con artists.
Clinton Avenue Memoirs Date unknown
Sophia visits Brooklyn, N.Y., for her anniversary, hoping to confront the ghost of her dead husband.
Great Expectations Date unknown
Blanche cannot bring herself to enter the hospital following her boyfriend's heart attack.
If at Last You Do Succeed Date unknown
Stan interests Dorothy in re-establishing a relationship; Rose makes an ill-advised sale.
Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom Date unknown
Blanche must have a pacemaker implanted and worries that it will affect her sex life.
Once, in St. Olaf Date unknown
Rose, who was adopted, meets her biological father while Sophia is in the hospital.
Sisters and Other Strangers Date unknown
Blanche's love life is the basis for her sister's romantic novel.
Snap Out of It Date unknown
Dorothy tries to bring a reclusive aging hippie out of his shell.
The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present Date unknown
Blanche supplies a date for wedding-bound Dorothy; Sophia puts a curse on the newlyweds.
The President's Coming! The President's Coming! Part 1 Date unknown
An FBI agent investigates the girls ahead of a possible visit from President Bush, which leads them to reminisce about their experiences together.
The President's Coming! The President's Coming! Part 2 Date unknown
The girls continue to reminisce about their experiences together; an FBI agent announces that President Bush will be visiting their home; Dorothy readies a list of points to make to the president.
Triple Play Date unknown
Rose prepares herself for a visit from her boyfriend's daughter; Blanche schemes to meet wealthy men.
Twice in a Lifetime Date unknown
Rose's childhood love reappears and vies with Miles for her attention.
A Visit From Little Sven Date unknown
Rose's cousin, Sven Lindstrom, arrives from Sweden and falls in love with Blanche.
And Ma Makes Three Date unknown
Sophia is a third wheel when Dorothy and her new boyfriend plan a trip without her.
And Then There Was One Date unknown
Dorothy and Rose agree to baby-sit a group of children, but one set of parents fails to claim its child.
Bang the Drum, Stanley Date unknown
Sophia cries foul after being hit with a fly ball at the stadium; Stan tries to sue the ballpark.
Bedtime Story Date unknown
The roommates reminisce about the adventures they have shared.
Before and After Date unknown
Rose becomes convinced she is dead after suffering an esophageal spasm; after this experience she decides to live for the day.
Blanche's Little Girl Date unknown
Blanche reunites with her daughter Rebecca after a four-year estrangement; Blanche wants to defend her from an abusive boyfriend.
Brotherly Love Date unknown
Dorothy makes her ex-husband, Stanley Zbornak, jealous when she has an affair with his brother Theodore.
Charlie's Buddy Date unknown
Rose decides to move in with Buddy Rourke, one of her deceased husband's former buddies.
Dorothy's New Friend Date unknown
Blanche and Rose despise one of Dorothy's friends, the novelist Barbara Thorndyke.
Forgive Me, Father Date unknown
Dorothy becomes romantically interested in Frank Leahy, a fellow teacher whom she later discovers is a priest.
Golden Moments: Part 1 Date unknown
The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia announces she is going to live with her son.
Golden Moments: Part 2 Date unknown
The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia announces she is going to live with her son.
Grab That Dough Date unknown
A trip to Hollywood to compete on their favorite game show turns sour for the roommates.
Larceny and Old Lace Date unknown
Sophia's new boyfriend Rocco robs a bank and makes her an unsuspecting accomplice.
Letter to Gorbachev Date unknown
Rose, concerned about the nuclear arms race, mails letters to President Reagan and Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev.
Long Day's Journey Into Marinara Date unknown
Angela Petrillo pays a return visit to Miami, making her sister's life miserable.
Mixed Blessing Date unknown
Dorothy's son Michael is getting married to an older woman, and the mothers of the bride and groom are concerned.
My Brother, My Father Date unknown
Sophia encourages Dorothy and Stan to pretend they are still married, at least until Sophia's clergyman brother leaves town.
Rose's Big Adventure Date unknown
Rose's boyfriend buys a boat and asks her to accompany him on a cruise around the world.
Sisters Date unknown
For Sophia's birthday, Dorothy flies her sister Angela in from Sicily, Italy, as a surprise; Dorothy's the one who's surprised when Sophia's reaction is that of disgust.
Strange Bedfellows Date unknown
A political candidate announces that he had an affair with Blanche, a contention that she denies.
The Actor Date unknown
The roommates swoon over a TV actor Patrick Vaughn who is appearing at their community theater.
The Artist Date unknown
Blanche agrees to pose in the nude for a suave European sculptor.
The Audit Date unknown
Dorothy hocks an expensive ring to pay off the debt she and her ex-husband owe to the Internal Revenue Service.
The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo Date unknown
Sophia's roommates, bored with themselves, are unaware of her active daytime life.
The One That Got Away Date unknown
Blanche encounters a former schoolmate who is the only man to ever turn her down.
The Stan Who Came to Dinner Date unknown
Dorothy feels sympathy for Stan when he tells her he's going to have open-heart surgery; however, that sympathy fades when she learns of his many infidelities while they were married.
Three on a Couch Date unknown
Dorothy, Rose and Blanche seek professional help when living with one another becomes unbearable.
Yokel Hero Date unknown
Rose competes for St. Olaf's Woman of the Year honors, with a little help of Blanche and Dorothy.
Blind Date Date unknown
Blanche has reservations about dating a blind man, since he cannot see her physical attributes; Dorothy and Rose coach a children's team.
Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket? Date unknown
Blanche's tattered jacket, containing a winning lottery ticket, ends up in charity.
Impotence of Being Ernest Date unknown
Rose feels inadequate when her new boyfriend experiences impotency.
Love Me Tender Date unknown
Sophia disapproves of the man Dorothy is dating; Blanche and Rose befriend juvenile delinquents.
Mister Terrific Date unknown
Rose's new boyfriend Mr. Terrific gets Dorothy a job, but her recommendations get him fired.
Mother's Day Date unknown
In flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about Mother's Day celebrations.
Scared Straight Date unknown
Blanche learns that her brother is gay after he claims to have slept with Rose.
Sophia's Wedding: Part 1 Date unknown
Sophia wants to wed Max Weinstock, her husband's partner.
Sophia's Wedding: Part 2 Date unknown
Sophia and Max return from their honeymoon and open a food stand on the boardwalk.
Stan Takes a Wife Date unknown
Dorothy wants her ex-husband back when he becomes engaged to another woman.
The Auction Date unknown
The roommates buy a dying artist's painting, hoping to sell it for a profit.
Two Rode Together Date unknown
Dorothy takes Sophia to Disney World for quality time; Rose and Blanche write a children's book.
Valentine's Day Date unknown
The girls sit around, eat cheesecake, and remember terrible Valentine's Day experiences.
Yes, We Have No Havanas Date unknown
A battle for the affections of a Cuban cigar mogul ignites a dispute between Blanche and Sophia.
A Midwinter Night's Dream Date unknown
After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.
A Midwinter Night's Dream Continues Date unknown
After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.
Dateline: Miami Date unknown
Dorothy's Saturday night date causes Rose, Blanche and Sophia to recall scandalous evenings from the past.
Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan Date unknown
Dorothy and Stan are ordered by a judge to inhabit one of their substandard apartments.
Goodbye, Mr. Gordon Date unknown
A teacher breathes life into Dorothy's decades-old crush on him; Rose makes her debut as a TV producer.
Old Boyfriends Date unknown
Sophia seeks a swinging senior through the personals column; Rose can't recall an old beau who comes to visit her.
Ro$e Love$ Mile$ Date unknown
Rose gives the boot to penny-pinching Miles; Blanche loses track of Sophia while Dorothy is vacationing.
Room 7 Date unknown
While choking, Sophia has an out-of-body experience; Blanche protests the demolition of the family's plantation.
The Commitments Date unknown
Blanche fails to seduce her date and is heartbroken; Dorothy goes bananas over a ``Beatlemania`` cast member.
The Monkey Show: Part 1 Date unknown
Sophia predicts a hurricane's path; Blanche and Rose participate in a telethon; Dorothy joins Stan in therapy.
The Monkey Show: Part 2 Date unknown
Dr. Halperin counsels Dorothy at home; a police evacuation forces everyone to take refuge at the TV station.
Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding Date unknown
Dorothy must face her ex-husband Stanley Zbornak when her daughter announces her upcoming wedding.
Home Again, Rose: Part 1 Date unknown
Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia cheer up a hospitalized Rose after she becomes ill at a crashed class reunion.
Home Again, Rose: Part 2 Date unknown
Before waking from surgery, Rose dreams that she, Blanche and Dorothy are 100 years in the future.
Journey to the Center of Attention Date unknown
Dorothy replaces Blanche as the center of attention for the men at Blanche's favorite nightspot.
On Golden Girls Date unknown
Blanche's unruly teenage grandson visits, and goes out every night with a rough crowd.
Rose the Prude Date unknown
Rose finds herself romantically involved for the first time since her husband's death.
Rose: Portrait of a Woman Date unknown
Sophia becomes a doting mother when Dorothy accepts a lucrative corporate teaching job.
The Engagement Date unknown
Blanche's plans to marry go awry when she discovers her fiancé is a bigamist.
The Operation Date unknown
Dorothy needs surgery after injuring herself during tap dancing lessons.
The Triangle Date unknown
Dorothy's attractive date flirts with Blanche, sparking a rivalry between the two.
Transplant Date unknown
Blanche must decide whether to donate one of her kidneys to the sister she hates.
Feelings Date unknown
Dorothy receives pressure because she refuses to give a passing grade to the school football star.
Questions & Answers Date unknown
Dorothy dreams she is a contestant on ``Jeopardy!`` but the game is fixed in favor of neighbor Charlie Dietz.
Ebbtide's Revenge Date unknown
Dorothy tries to mend the rift between her mother and recently widowed sister-in-law (Brenda Vaccaro).
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun ... Before They Die Date unknown
Sophia becomes a sexy seductress to lure Tony (Cesar Romero) into bed, while Rose promises celibacy.
Mrs. George Devereaux Date unknown
Blanche dreams of a visit from her deceased husband and that Dorothy meets her ideal man. Cameos by Sonny Bono and Lyle Waggoner.
Sister of the Bride Date unknown
Blanche has some soul-searching to do when her brother (Monte Markham) announces he is to be a bride. With Michael Ayr.
Stand by Your Man Date unknown
The unexpected happens when Blanche tries to break up with her boyfriend.
The Bloom Is Off the Rose Date unknown
Miles (Harold Gould) feels he is competing with Rose's late husband; Blanche is mistreated by an old flame (Mitchell Ryan).
Even Grandmas Get the Blues Date unknown
Blanche robs the cradle to convince her new lover (Alan Rachins) how young she is.
Melodrama Date unknown
Rose auditions for a TV reporter job; Blanche seeks a commitment from a lukewarm beau (Alan King).
Miles to Go Date unknown
When Miles admits to lying about his professional standing, Rose gives him the heave-ho.
Older and Wiser Date unknown
Sophia throws herself into her job as recreational director at a retirement home.
There Goes the Bride Date unknown
When Dorothy plans to remarry Stan (Herb Edelman), Sophia threatens to cut her off from the family.
Witness Date unknown
A suspicious Rose asks neighbor Barbara Weston (Kristy McNichol) to investigate her new boyfriend (Barney Martin).
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia? Date unknown
Sophia must be prevented from joining a convent; Blanche is in an accident.
Sophia's Wedding Date unknown
Sophia decides to marry her late husband's business partner (Jack Gilford).
Wham Bam Thank You Mammy Date unknown
Blanche's childhood nanny (Ruby Dee) pays a visit; Sophia's matchmaking irks Dorothy.
Zborn Again Date unknown
Dorothy will not heed Sophia's advice about the rekindled romance with Stan (Herb Edelman).
Beauty and the Beast Date unknown
a:6:{s:4:"desc";s:100:"U29waGlhIG1hbmlwdWxhdGVzIGEgbnVyc2UgKEVkaWUgTWNDbHVyZyk7IEJsYW5jaGUgaXMgYSBzdGFnZSBncmFuZG1vdGhlci4=";s:4:"date";s:8:"19911005";s:8:"category";s:13:"Sitcom,Series";s:11:"star_rating";s:0:"";s:6:"rating";s:12:"VCHIP-TV-PG,";s:6:"length";s:0:"";}
From Here to the Pharmacy Date unknown
a:6:{s:4:"desc";s:112:"QSBzb2xkaWVyIChCcnVjZSBLaXJieSkgcmV0dXJuaW5nIGZyb20gdGhlIFBlcnNpYW4gR3VsZiBzd2VlcHMgQmxhbmNoZSBvZmYgaGVyIGZlZXQu";s:4:"date";s:8:"19911207";s:8:"category";s:13:"Sitcom,Series";s:11:"star_rating";s:0:"";s:6:"rating";s:12:"VCHIP-TV-PG,";s:6:"length";s:0:"";}
Henny Penny -- Straight, No Chaser Date unknown
a:6:{s:4:"desc";s:156:"VGhlIGxhZGllcyBzdGFyIGluIHRoZSBzY2hvb2wgcGxheSB3aGVuIERvcm90aHkncyBmaXJzdC1ncmFkZXJzIGNvbWUgZG93biB3aXRoIHRoZSBtZWFzbGVzLiBHZW9yZ2UgSGVhcm4gZ3Vlc3Qgc3RhcnMu";s:4:"date";s:8:"19910504";s:8:"category";s:13:"Sitcom,Series";s:11:"star_rating";s:0:"";s:6:"rating";s:12:"VCHIP-TV-PG,";s:6:"length";s:0:"";}
Hey, Look Me Over Date unknown
a:6:{s:4:"desc";s:92:"QW4gb2xkIHBob3RvIHNob3dzIEJsYW5jaGUgd2l0aCBDaGFybGllOyBTb3BoaWEgaGFzIGEgaGVhcmluZyB0ZXN0Lg==";s:4:"date";s:8:"19910921";s:8:"category";s:13:"Sitcom,Series";s:11:"star_rating";s:0:"";s:6:"rating";s:12:"VCHIP-TV-PG,";s:6:"length";s:0:"";}
Love for Sale Date unknown
a:6:{s:4:"desc";s:128:"SG9waW5nIGZvciBhIHJlY29uY2lsaWF0aW9uLCBTdGFuIChIZXJiIEVkZWxtYW4pIGJ1eXMgYSBkYXRlIHdpdGggRG9yb3RoeSBhdCBhIGNoYXJpdHkgYXVjdGlvbi4=";s:4:"date";s:8:"19910406";s:8:"category";s:13:"Sitcom,Series";s:11:"star_rating";s:0:"";s:6:"rating";s:12:"VCHIP-TV-PG,";s:6:"length";s:0:"";}
Mother Load Date unknown
a:6:{s:4:"desc";s:136:"QmxhbmNoZSdzIGRhdGUgc3RpbGwgbGl2ZXMgd2l0aCBoaXMgbW90aGVyOyBTdGFuIHdhbnRzIERvcm90aHkgYW5kIFNvcGhpYSB0byBhdHRlbmQgdGhlcmFweSB3aXRoIGhpbS4=";s:4:"date";s:8:"19911026";s:8:"category";s:13:"Sitcom,Series";s:11:"star_rating";s:0:"";s:6:"rating";s:12:"VCHIP-TV-PG,";s:6:"length";s:0:"";}
Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home Date unknown
a:6:{s:4:"desc";s:140:"U29waGlhIGJlY29tZXMgdGhlIHByaW1lIHN1c3BlY3QgaW4gdGhlIGludmVzdGlnYXRpb24gc3Vycm91bmRpbmcgYSBmaXJlIGF0IFNoYWR5IFBpbmVzIHJldGlyZW1lbnQgaG9tZS4=";s:4:"date";s:8:"19910427";s:8:"category";s:13:"Sitcom,Series";s:11:"star_rating";s:0:"";s:6:"rating";s:12:"VCHIP-TV-PG,";s:6:"length";s:0:"";}
That's for Me to Know Date unknown
a:6:{s:4:"desc";s:164:"QmxhbmNoZSBkaXNjb3ZlcnMgc2hlIGhhcyBleGNlZWRlZCB0aGUgbGVnYWwgbnVtYmVyIG9mIHRlbmFudHMgc2hlIGlzIGFsbG93ZWQ7IERvcm90aHkgZGlzY292ZXJzIFNvcGhpYSdzIGZpcnN0IG1hcnJpYWdlLg==";s:4:"date";s:8:"19911012";s:8:"category";s:13:"Sitcom,Series";s:11:"star_rating";s:0:"";s:6:"rating";s:12:"VCHIP-TV-PG,";s:6:"length";s:0:"";}
The Case of the Libertine Belle Date unknown
a:6:{s:4:"desc";s:112:"QmxhbmNoZSBiZWNvbWVzIHRoZSBwcmltZSBzdXNwZWN0IHdoZW4gdGhlIHJvb21tYXRlcyBnbyBvbiBhIG11cmRlciBteXN0ZXJ5IHdlZWtlbmQu";s:4:"date";s:8:"19910928";s:8:"category";s:13:"Sitcom,Series";s:11:"star_rating";s:0:"";s:6:"rating";s:12:"VCHIP-TV-PG,";s:6:"length";s:0:"";}
The Monkey Show Date unknown
a:6:{s:4:"desc";s:148:"U29waGlhIHByZWRpY3RzIGEgaHVycmljYW5lJ3MgcGF0aDsgQmxhbmNoZSBhbmQgUm9zZSBwYXJ0aWNpcGF0ZSBpbiBhIHRlbGV0aG9uOyBEb3JvdGh5IGpvaW5zIFN0YW4gaW4gdGhlcmFweS4=";s:4:"date";s:8:"19911109";s:8:"category";s:13:"Sitcom,Series";s:11:"star_rating";s:0:"";s:6:"rating";s:12:"VCHIP-TV-PG,";s:6:"length";s:0:"";}
The Pope's Ring Date unknown
a:6:{s:4:"desc";s:120:"U29waGlhIGFjY2lkZW50YWxseSBjb21lcyBhd2F5IHdpdGggdGhlIHZpc2l0aW5nIHBvcGUncyByaW5nLCB0aGVuIHJlZnVzZXMgdG8gcmV0dXJuIGl0Lg==";s:4:"date";s:8:"19911214";s:8:"category";s:13:"Sitcom,Series";s:11:"star_rating";s:0:"";s:6:"rating";s:12:"VCHIP-TV-PG,";s:6:"length";s:0:"";}
Where's Charlie? Date unknown
a:6:{s:4:"desc";s:136:"Um9zZSB0aGlua3MgaGVyIGxhdGUgaHVzYmFuZCBpcyB1c2luZyBpbmFuaW1hdGUgb2JqZWN0cyB0byBjb21tdW5pY2F0ZSB3aXRoIGhlciBmcm9tIGJleW9uZCB0aGUgZ3JhdmUu";s:4:"date";s:8:"19911019";s:8:"category";s:13:"Sitcom,Series";s:11:"star_rating";s:0:"";s:6:"rating";s:12:"VCHIP-TV-PG,";s:6:"length";s:0:"";}