Car 54, Where Are You?

Toody goes crackers attempting to teach Capt. Block's parrot to talk.

Toody goes under cover and becomes the national underworld leader.

The boys help make a flop become a successful play when they are seen leaving the theater.

While recovering from a diet, Sylvia is hired to do cookie commercials.

A paroled bookie returns to his old ways.

An elderly gang copies a previous crime.

The officers transform Muldoon for a date.

While trying to do a good deed, the boys discover that an impoverished woman has a million-dollar secret.

The partners think the captain is a thief.

Toody opposes Muldoon for club president.

Crooks buy a restaurant next to a bank.

Toody and Muldoon escort Soviet officials.

The officers try to help an alcoholic.

Thieves use TV ideas; guest Jake LaMotta.

A matchmaker pairs local people with stars.

Toody tries to give Lucille a special gift.

The partners seek guests for a bar mitzvah.

Muldoon forgets the partners' anniversary.

The officers use Sylvia to catch a con man.

The Toodys' boarder is a counterfeiter.