Bob's Burgers

Tina is determined to get some upper butt action at Chelsea's party; Teddy tries to get in on the family's competition of building objects from the basement trash.

The family gets invited to Rudy's father's birthday party; Tina attempts to convince a woman to commit to a relationship with Rudy's father.

When Gayle tells the family she's sending in an audition tape to be on Tough Stuff Island, Linda is determined to make her tape boring to save her from being humiliated on a rejection reel; Bob struggles with his new electric grinder.

Tina attempts to save her school news segment by interviewing Mr. Frond about his revolutionary new computer game; Bob and Linda entertain Teddy by making up the plots to popular horror movies they haven't seen.

Bosco goes to Bob needing to learn how to make a burger for an undercover mission to oust criminal and burger joint owner Vincent Balicki.

Tina becomes the new advice columnist for the school newspaper; Teddy volunteers to build a float for the Bounty of the Bay Parade.

When Louise signs up for a father-daughter boogie board contest, Bob's past comes back to haunt him.

Linda agrees to drive Teddy to pick up Kathleen from her colonoscopy after he accidentally injures himself; the kids concoct a scheme to prank an overhead drone which is set to film the school from above.

A family trip to see Christmas lights turns into a rescue mission, in more ways than one.

Louise trains Tina to be the last student standing during a cheese throwing battle against the other eighth graders; Bob and Teddy teach Linda how to successfully eavesdrop on customers' conversations.

Louise stages a murder mystery in a creepy old dollhouse.

The kids want to host an open mic night at the restaurant, but the hidden costs keep mounting and Bob worries that the night will ruin them.

Tina becomes the new advice columnist for the school newspaper; Teddy takes on more than he can handle when he volunteers to build a float for the Bounty of the Bay Parade.

When the Belchers visit the local drive-in, Bob comes up with a plan to save the theater from closing; Linda accidentally insults another mom while on a group text chain; Louise and Gene hide from Tina after stealing some of her favorite candy.

Tina and Louise get into an argument.

Linda forces everyone to go on a family walk; the kids stumble onto a bizarre conspiracy theory.

Tina, Gene and Louise strike it rich in the illegal snack business at school, but the addition of a new member to their ``cartel`` threatens to destroy it.

The Belchers have a wild night at a casino and Linda learns more about her late grandfather than she wanted to know.

Tina and the Thundergirls spend the night in the woods, and Tina faces something even scarier than her nemesis, Troop 257.

Bob competes in a competition to inherit Mr. Fischoeder's 100-year-old tortoise.

Linda's mother visits; Bob gets stuck in a wall while trying to repair a leak in the roof.

Teddy seeks Linda's help in rehearsing for a play.

Tina must confront her fear and her past when she advances to the County Finals of a national free throw competition.

Bob tries to drum up some business; Louise starts a rumor that results in a visit from the health department.

Insomnia sends Bob on a creative spree in the kitchen, but at what cost?

Louise's schoolmate Arnold enlists her to direct a promotional video for his new bodyguarding business; a stolen car blasting 90s alternative rock is abandoned outside the restaurant.

Bob is furious when a documentary filmmaker tries to make a statement by placing a live cow outside the restaurant.

Tina joins a martial arts class after developing a crush on the instructor; Bob decides to take matters into his own hands when Tina shirks her responsibilities at the restaurant.

The kids explore a marine scrapyard in search of adventure, but the trip takes a dangerous turn.

When Linda's sister hangs her paintings in the restaurant, Bob is forced to deal with the city's art council.

Linda tries to take advantage of tourist traffic by opening a bed and breakfast.

When a bank robbery across from the restaurant goes awry, Bob finds himself in the middle of a hostage situation.

Bob's landlord tells him Jimmy Pesto wants to take over his lease to expand his gift shop, forcing the Belcher family to scramble to save the restaurant.

An interruption alters the direction of the musical-murder-mystery dinner that Linda and the kids are staging at the restaurant.

Tina desperately wants to get her first kiss at her 13th birthday party, but a series of unlucky events threatens her plans.

Louise feels alienated when Bob and Gene start watching spaghetti westerns; Tina fights her way through a conflict-resolution program.

When the kids go on a treasure hunt in an abandoned taffy factory, Linda and Bob must find them before a scheduled demolition takes place.

Bob befriends his favorite baseball player when the pitcher starts playing for the local team; the dark side of minor league baseball threatens to corrupt the Belchers.

Bob and his family spend the weekend with Mort the mortician while work is done on the restaurant; Linda and Bob double date with Mort and a female mortician (Amy Sedaris).

Tina hangs out with bad girl Tammy in an effort to get closer to Jimmy Junior.

Bob appears on the local morning show's cooking segment, but Gene steals the spotlight when he crashes the set in a Sasquatch mask.

Bob fires the kids so they won't have to work during their summer break, but they get so bored they find other work; Bob hires Mickey the bank robber.

Bob becomes obsessed with a burger-flipping video game after Jimmy Pesto gets a high score and insults Bob.

When a drugged Bob kisses Gayle thinking she's Linda, Gayle develops a crush on him.

A gang of bikers mourning the loss of their leader hang out at Bob's Burgers; Louise's bunny ears are stolen.

The Belcher kids ditch their usual trick-or-treating route and head to a neighborhood known for distributing full-size candy bars; Linda and Bob go to Teddy's ``Black and Orange`` party.

After the restaurant receives an unfavorable review from a critic, Bob's plan to get a redo spirals out of control.

When Bob brings his family along for a cooking job on a docked cruise ship, the ship departs with them aboard, leaving no one to tend the restaurant.

A bogus synchronized swimming independent study helps the kids avoid gym class; Bob adds a soft-serve ice cream machine to the restaurant.

Bob wants to make Thanksgiving memorable, but Mr. Fischoeder needs to use Bob and his family to stage a dinner to make his ex jealous.

The family has high hopes when Bob inherits a storage unit; when they learn a man named Chet (Zach Galifianakis) is living inside the unit, Linda invites Chet to stay at the restaurant.

When Linda quits her job at the restaurant because she thinks Bob doesn't appreciate her, he tries to run the place in her absence; Tina meets a potential soul mate while restocking the milk fridge.

Linda forces Louise to attend a mother-daughter seminar in hope of improving their relationship; Tina asks Bob to teach her to shave her legs.

The kids talk Bob into letting them cut school so they can help him select a Valentine's Day gift for Linda; Linda organizes a speed-dating event at the restaurant.

When the health inspector quits to become a nudist, leaving Bob with a worse alternative, Bob decides to brave the nude beach and try to get him back.

In an homage to E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Gene finds an expensive talking toilet and befriends it; together with Louise and Tina, the Belcher kids help the toilet hide from the evil toilet hunter.

When the mechanical shark Mr. Fischoeder bought as a pier attraction starts terrorizing the town, the Belchers work to save the day.

The family thinks Gene's new girlfriend is annoying and talks him into dumping her, but he reconsiders when he learns her father could possibly help his music career.

Tina worries that she is a jinx when she wrecks the car and gets the family involved with a questionable insurance agent (Bob Odenkirk).

Car trouble causes the Belchers to cancel their night out; the family hits a winning streak while competing on a TV game show.

When the Belchers visit Linda's parents in Florida, they find that the senior home where they live is full of swingers; Tina, Gene and Louise search for a legendary snake.

Louise tries to take down her teacher by recreating a Thomas Edison experiment involving electrocuting an elephant.

When Tina starts dating Josh, a ballet dancer, Jimmy Jr. becomes jealous and the two guys wind up in a dance-off for her heart.

When Bob cuts his finger and Linda has to take him to the hospital, the kids turn the basement of the restaurant into a makeshift casino.

Bob, Linda and the kids brave river rapids, squirrels and separation while on a camping adventure.

When Gene, Louise and Tina discover a valuable whale by-product on the beach, Louise tries to cheat her siblings out of the profit; Bob and Linda deal with their unstable landlord.

Bob becomes a substitute home economics teacher at Tina's school and creates a restaurant in the classroom.

When Louise and Tina go to a Boyz 4 Now concert, Louise develops a crush on one of the singers; Gene enters a table-setting competition.

Bob chaperones the kids' field trip; Louise gets lost in a closed rainforest exhibit at the museum.

The Belchers spend Christmas Eve running from a candy cane-shaped truck; Teddy gets stuck in the Santa trap.

The Belchers hire a documentary filmmaker and a former football star to help them film a commercial.

The kids' Halloween adventure goes awry when Louise's friend Millie takes them hostage.

When Tina is unable to speak after falling and biting her tongue during a cheerleading audition, Louise offers to be her translator.

After predicting a telemarketer's call at the restaurant, Linda and the kids believe she's psychic.

Tina isn't invited to a classmate's bat mitzvah but ends up at the event anyway when her family is hired to cater.

When Bob gets a job cooking at a frat house, he and the brothers find themselves in the middle of a prank war; the kids hatch a plan to invade the frat house.

In order to get closer to Jimmy Jr., Tina becomes a magician's assistant; Bob becomes the victim of a curse.

Linda reunites her old band to perform at her high school reunion; a woman who had a crush on Bob in high school attempts to impress him.

Linda's attempt to spice up date night by signing up for flying lessons backfires when Bob refuses to go with her, and she ends up the target of a charming pilot.

Linda plans a surprise slumber party for Louise, much to her dismay; Louise tries to make the girls go home; Linda becomes infatuated some raccoons that are getting into the restaurant's dumpster.

Tina attends a convention based on an animated show about ponies and finds that many of the fans are middle-aged men; when Tina is tricked out of her rare pony toy, Bob goes undercover to get it back.

Bob and Linda learn that their kids' essays about their fantasy versions of the school are considered offensive and too creative.

When the Belchers go on a train trip, Gene, Louise and Tina are seated in a separate car; Linda and Bob indulge in a wine-tasting.

When she learns she has a cavity, Louise runs away from the dentist's office and seeks refuge at Aunt Gail's (Megan Mullally) house.

Gene goes to baseball camp; Tina gets hooked on caffeine.

Bob discovers his carefully prepared turkey was put in the toilet in an act of Thanksgiving sabotage.

When Bob and Linda plan a romantic getaway at a burger convention, they ask Teddy to watch the kids; Teddy tries to put Tina's crush in his place.

Motivated by the promise of a beachside burger restaurant, Bob helps Felix (Zach Galifianakis) talk Mr. Fischoeder (Kevin Kline) into selling Wonder Wharf.

Linda and the kids must save the day when Felix's desperate measures put Bob and Mr. Fischoeder in danger.

Linda is disappointed by Bob's idea of romance; when the school's chinchilla, which Linda was supposed to be watching, escapes, a wild chase ensues.

When Bob enters a burger contest, he discovers his distinguishing ingredient is missing; the kids try to help their dad.

Tina and Darryl team up to win the Cupid's Couple contest; Linda plans a week of Valentine's Day activities for her and Bob.

While Bob boycotts Thanksgiving, Linda and the kids spend the day at the First Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival; a wild bird attack leads to mayhem.

When Bob sends Linda out of the house to give him more time to work on her birthday surprise, she goes missing.

At Bob's father's Christmas party, he and Bob rehash an old argument; the kids compete to get the best gift for Bob.

When Bob learns his burgers contributed to Teddy's bad health, he signs up for a stuntman boot camp with his friend; the kids make an ice rink in the freezer.

When a terrible storm strands the Belchers in Craggy Neck, they must take shelter with the mysterious owner of a large beach house.

Gene starts a band -- only to be kicked out, and ends up vowing to never play the Casio again; Linda has a terrible rash.

When Bob's automatic helicopter falls apart, he battles the manufacturer to get a refund; Tina gets help preparing for her oral book report.

In order to become a member of the community garden, Bob must give Louise's enemy a job at the restaurant.

Tina gets Gene and Louise to help ensure she gets a big hall-monitor promotion; Linda adorns the walls of the restaurant with napkins decorated by customers.

Gene, Tina and Louise are excited about joining a go-kart league; Bob helps Teddy discretely serve his home-brewed beer.

When Linda's sister, Gayle (Megan Mullally), comes to the restaurant in tears because her date was canceled, the kids compete to be her companion for the evening.

Tina and Louise volunteer to run Jimmy Junior's campaign in order to keep Millie from winning; Bob becomes obsessed with a $300 knife.

The kids try to escape Saturday detention so they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival; Bob and Linda suspect a young girl of scamming them.

Tina starts a romance with a spirit thought to be living in the Belchers' basement.

Tina goes undercover in her old Thundergirls troop to find who is giving away cookie secrets; Linda dyes her hair.

Gene decides to stage an underground performance of his ``Die Hard``-inspired musical, triggering a feud when he decides to schedule for the same night as Courtney's school sanctioned show.

Louise enters a contest that could give Tina a chance to meet the exiting member of a boy band; an interesting piece of history about Bob's restaurant leads to tension between Bob and Jimmy Pesto.

When Louise contracts a bad case of the flu, Linda has a mishap trying to deliver Louise's favorite toy to her bedside; Louise has a wild, fever-induced dream.

A documentary film profiling world-class archer Louise Belcher is interrupted by unexpected visitors.

Thanksgiving festivities are put in jeopardy when a snowstorm derails Bob's trip home with an injured Gayle (Megan Mullally).

The whole town gets involved when a journalist comes to profile the restaurant on the same day the kids play an epic prank.

When Bob and Louise meet Hawk, the star of their favorite monster series, they decide to mastermind a father-daughter reunion.

The Belcher kids come to the rescue when a bounce house crisis strikes Regular-Sized Rudy's party; an unexpected guest at the restaurant forces Bob to face an old fear.

On a tour of the town's bootlegging history, Linda and Louise stumble into a treasure-hunting adventure; Bob, Tina and Gene play host to a group of street performers looking to settle a beef.

A lice infestation breaks out in Wagstaff; Bob tries to make improvements to the restaurant, but ends up driving customers away.

Teddy gets stuck in an underground survival bunker, and he calls on Bob to find him and get him out.

A grumpy mall Santa (Henry Winkler) threatens to put Gene, Tina and Louise on the naughty list, inspiring them to arrange a musical performance in hopes of changing Santa's mind before Christmas.

Bob's friend Warren offers to invest in the restaurant and give it a makeover.

Louise decides to take matters into her own hands after a family vote goes against buying a new couch.

Teddy tries to impress his ex-wife by organizing a day trip on his newly refurbished boat; Tina attempts to prove she's responsible enough to have a cellphone by taking care Bob's prized eraser.

Tina's time volunteering at a nursing home forces her to rethink her ideas of love and romance; influenced by his friends, Bob makes questionable choices.

Bob must take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery; Jairo promises to heal Bob without doctors; the kids form a fake law firm.

When Bob starts to lose his hair, Linda reminisces about his mustache and how it made her fall for him; the kids make up their own versions of how Bob and Linda met.

After hearing about a mythical creature that lives locally, Gene leads his siblings and their friends on a mission to find it; downtime at the restaurant brings out Linda's competitive nature.

Tina seeks the help of Mr. Ambrose after Tammy steals her idea for the annual Halloween costume contest; Bob tries to find out who is stealing his perfectly crafted pumpkins.

When Bob throws a dinner party, Gayle takes advantage of the opportunity to introduce her new love interest to the family; a long-standing feud is revealed.

Gene and Courtney are asked be the new hosts of the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens their big break; Tina offers to organize the Valentine's Day fundraiser.

When Louise reveals that she hasn't been scared before, the Belchers visit a haunted house; the trip is more frightening than anticipated.

Tina gets a chance to be a soloist in a play but is concerned the role will ruin her social status; Linda thinks her promising business plan might make the Belcher family rich.

When Bob and Linda decide to send Tina to horse camp, she realizes she has to say goodbye to her imaginary horse, Jericho; Linda creates a restaurant camp for Gene and Louise.

Bob thinks the upcoming Land Ship parade will increase business -- until he learns two porta-potties will be in front of his restaurant; Tina's friends tell her she is boring.

When the power goes out two days before Christmas, the Belchers must spend the holiday at Mr. Fischoeder's family's old hunting lodge.

Faced with a rent increase, Bob and the other tenants on Ocean Avenue organize a strike only to discover they will have to compete with one another at Mr. Fischoeder's estate to keep rent reasonable.

The Belchers try to help Bob's friend, Critter, after he lands in jail for unpaid parking tickets; Linda takes a job as a babysitter.

Gene accompanies Bob to a rock 'n' roll laser show; the girls go to a wacky restaurant for dinner.

After Louise gets in trouble at school, Linda is forced to meet with Mr. Frond; Linda is torn between following school policy or her own moral code.

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