Bizarre ER

A vet is attacked by a cat; chefs' eyes are fried in the kitchen; a man is gored by a cow; a keg falls on a bartender's foot.

A woman is injured when a turnip is dropped on her foot; a retail assistant's eyelid ripped in half; a man with a fly-fishing hook stuck in his nose; a boy swallows a coin; New Zealander crushed by a leaping, half-ton dolphin.

A man barbecues his own buttocks; a builder is impaled through the thigh; a soccer player's knee cap faced the wrong way; a farmer's severed arm.

A woman wounded trying to kill a flea with a pair of pliers; a drag queen with elbow swelling; a man whose leg has burst open after falling out of the loft; an injured motorcyclist with a bionic bottom.

A housewife who has stitched up her husband's arm with a needle and thread; a dog walker's finger is pulled off; a man impaled after a car crash is saved by surgeons.

A man gets kicked in the face by a cow; a carpenter makes a mistake with a nail gun; a strongman gets injured during a competition.

A motorcyclist crashes after being hit by a pigeon; a man injures his finger while tying his shoes; while testing out his new lawnmower, a man cuts more than the lawn.

A man locks his jaw wide open; a girl superglues her eye shut; a bleeding nipple.

Doctors work to retrieve a spider hiding in a woman's ear; a man escapes death numerous times in a matter of minutes; a newly engaged woman's ring gets severely stuck on her finger.

A man breaks his son's fall when he tumbles off a ladder; a woman fractures her ankle after slipping on a bag of chips; a young girl needs surgery after stepping on a sea snail.