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The Bernie Mac Show
Bernie becomes a stern taskmaster after witnessing the children's behavior at dinner, cracking down on Vanessa for her grades and making Bryana speak Spanish all the time.
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Episodes
93 indexedBernie Mac Dance Party Date unknown
Vanessa fails to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance, and it drives him crazy.
Carfool Date unknown
Car-pool complications wreck Bernie; a boy in the car pool starts blackmailing Jordan to be his friend.
Goodbye, Dolly Date unknown
Bernie makes a midnight run to retrieve Bryana's lost doll. Ice Cube guest stars as himself.
If I Were N-riched, Man Date unknown
After hearing it from Bernie at home, Bryana repeats inappropriate language at school, prompting a social worker to visit the house to discuss Bernie's hostility problems.
Keep It on the Short Grass Date unknown
Bernie creates a public relations disaster while facing off with Matt Damon and Lucy Lawless in a charity golf tournament.
Kelly's Heroes Date unknown
After breaking up with his girlfriend, poker buddy Kelly moves into the Mac household and infringes on Bernie's paternal authority.
Mac 101 Date unknown
Bernie becomes a stern taskmaster after witnessing the children's behavior at dinner, cracking down on Vanessa for her grades and making Bryana speak Spanish all the time.
Mac Local 137 Date unknown
The kids go on strike for wages after Bernie tries to make them clean up their mess, so he hires neighborhood kids as scabs.
Secrets and Lies Date unknown
Exhausted Bernie begs Wanda to cancel dinner plans with another couple, but free Clippers tickets prompt him and Jordan to fake an emergency so they can get out of the house.
Stop Having Sex Date unknown
Bernie grows uncomfortable with the level of sexuality that is becoming part of his children's lives.
Sweet Home Chicago Date unknown
Bernie takes the entire family to Chicago for the funeral of a beloved uncle, but his cousin's (Don Cheadle) scheming mars the trip.
Tryptophan-tasy Date unknown
Gluttonous Bernie has a fever dream after devouring his own personal turkey.
Welcome to the Jungle Date unknown
Jordan brings home a snake named Reggie, and sister Bryanna demands a pet, too.
Droobie or Not Droobie Date unknown
Bryana is upset when Bernie takes a villainous role opposite her favorite character, a friendly dinosaur; Jordan sells candy bars at school.
Eye of the Tiger Date unknown
Jordan tries out for the basketball team, but the coach decides he is better suited for gymnastics as a ribbon dancer.
Family Reunion Date unknown
Relatives pester Bernie at a family barbecue; Bernie quashes Vanessa's flirtation with a distant cousin.
For a Few Dollars More Date unknown
Bernie bribes kids to attend Jordan's birthday bash instead of another kid's party that is slated for the same day.
Hair Jordan Date unknown
Bernie takes Jordan to his favorite barbershop, but the owner throws them out; Wanda and the girls try to change the batteries in a smoke detector.
It's a Wonderful Wife Date unknown
Wanda disrupts Bernie's writing process as he prepares for an appearance on ``The Ellen DeGeneres Show.``
Love Bug Date unknown
Bernie tries to scare away Vanessa's new boyfriend but realizes what a good role model he is for Jordan; Wanda has trouble letting go of her old shoes.
Love Thy Nephew Date unknown
When a litigious neighbor asks Bernie to tear down the treehouse he built for Jordan, it leads to an all-night standoff.
Meet the Grandparents Date unknown
Wanda's parents take over the household during their visit.
Road to Tradition Date unknown
When the children become obsessed with gifts, Bernie decides to cancel Christmas altogether; Wanda loses the Christmas spirit when she tries to get everyone on her staff a gift.
The Other Sister Date unknown
Bernie's sister wants to help raise her niece and nephew but squabbles with her brother over parenting methods.
Being Bernie Mac Date unknown
Bernie must baby-sit for Bryana and deal with Jordan, who was sent home from school for pulling a fire alarm unnecessarily.
Big Brother Date unknown
Bernie resorts to spying when he decides Vanessa is being secretive about her activities, but his security cameras pick up more than he bargained for.
Car Wars Date unknown
Curtis offers to help fix Vanessa's new car, but Bernie thinks he has an ulterior motive.
Exercise in Fertility Date unknown
After several failed attempts, Bernie and Wanda realize that making a baby is harder than they thought, and Wanda begins to question their fertility.
Father Knows Best Date unknown
When a man arrives from Chicago claiming to be Bryana's father, Bernie is cautiously supportive.
For Whom the Belt Tolls Date unknown
Wanda learns about Bernie's secret discipline-keeping device; its power corrupts her.
Fumes of Détente Date unknown
Wanda invites Tasha, Vanessa's best friend from Chicago, to stay with them; Bernie is worried he will have another difficult teen in his house.
Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday Date unknown
On Bernie's 40th birthday, he is electrically shocked by an old lady and forced to be a clown at a children's party.
I Don't Wanna Be a Playa No More Date unknown
When Jordan develops a crush on a girl at school, Bernie takes it upon himself to teach Jordan how to be a ``player`` and get the girl.
Jack & Jacqueline Date unknown
Wanda urges Vanessa to join an enrichment organization she once belonged to; they learn times have changed when Vanessa and her new friends are charged with shoplifting.
Mac Overdrive Date unknown
Bernie has no patience when trying to teach Vanessa to drive.
Manchild in Vanessa Land Date unknown
Bernie learns Vanessa has a boyfriend, Rahim, who is 18 years old; when he discovers that the teen has a child, he hits the ceiling.
Marathon Mac Date unknown
When Bernie agrees to participate in a celebrity marathon, Vanessa declares that she will finish the race ahead of him.
My Privacy Date unknown
Bernie realizes Bryana and Jordan are too old to share a room, so he moves her in with Vanessa, who is less than thrilled.
Nerdy Mac Date unknown
Bryana's standardized test scores prompt Bernie to send her to Jordan's school, but she is so far behind that they threaten to move her back a grade.
Night of Terror Date unknown
While baby-sitting Bryana, Jordan watches a horror movie and scares himself into believing that zombies are trying to kill him and Bryana.
Prison Break Date unknown
Bernie realizes his punishment system is no longer effective, so he puts the kids into a total lockdown.
Some Church Bull Date unknown
In an effort to bring family members closer, Wanda insists they participate in the annual parish retreat.
Sorely Missed Date unknown
When Bernie and Wanda find themselves spending all of their time with the kids, Bernie decides they need some time alone.
Spinning Wheels Date unknown
Wanda's sister visits and wants to throw a roller-disco party for Wanda's birthday.
Stiff Upper Lip Date unknown
Bernie decides Bryana is too old for training wheels, but her first lesson without them proves to be disastrous.
Stone Nuts Date unknown
Jordan tries to fit in with the popular crowd; after taking Bernie's advice, he winds up losing his lunch money in a poker game.
Thanksgiving Date unknown
Bernie has to put his foot down after Mr. Diggs, Vanessa's teacher, persuades her to become a vegetarian.
The Big Payback Date unknown
When Bernie gives Vanessa money for school clothes, she decides to spend it all on an expensive pair of shoes.
The Big Picture Date unknown
Jordan's prank anonymous phone calls have surprising consequences.
The Music Mac Date unknown
When Vanessa surprises everyone with her musical talent, Isaac Hayes offers Bernie advice on how to nurture it.
Walk Like a Man Date unknown
Bernie sees children walking to school on their own and decides it is time for Jordan to do the same, despite Wanda's objections.
Who Gives This Bride Date unknown
Bernie's sister, Benita, announces her plans to elope in Las Vegas; Wanda offers her the Mac residence as a wedding site.
Wrestling With a Sticky Situation Date unknown
When Jordan joins the wrestling team, he overeats and finds himself in a weight class in which he is outmatched.
You Don't Know Squad Date unknown
Vanessa tries to increase her chances of being accepted into a college by joining the drill team, which pleases Bernie until he sees one of the squad's provocative routines.
You Got Served Date unknown
Bernie is sued for being a negligent parent after a birthday bash for Bryana results in broken bones.
Bar Mitzvah Crashers Date unknown
Bernie pushes Jordan to hang out with the new kid next door to expand his cultural horizons.
Bernie's Angels Date unknown
The kids' carelessness causes Bernie to have a near-death experience.
Easy Rider Date unknown
A motorcycle accident changes Bernie's perspective about protecting the kids; Jordan is caught trying to sell Bernie's girlie magazines to other boys at school.
Fantasy Football Date unknown
Bernie and Jordan join a fantasy football league together, but differing philosophies on player picks soon come between them as Jordan eventually leaves Bernie to get a higher ranking.
Five Stages of Bryana Date unknown
Bernie and Wanda seek a child therapist's help in figuring out why Bryana has become a bully; Wanda winds up caring for a guinea pig Bernie bought for Bryana.
Growing Pains Date unknown
Bernie makes Vanessa prove she can manage her money.
It's Mac-ademic Date unknown
Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper to assess the teaching methods used at Bryana's school; Wanda is at wits' end trying to reason with Vanessa and Jordan.
J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Funny Date unknown
Jordan tries comedy as a way of overcoming stage fright; Vanessa makes a documentary about her home life.
Laughing Matters Date unknown
Bernie turns to Angela Bassett for acting advice when he lands a dramatic role as a stroke victim; Jordan leads a revolt at a day care facility; Vanessa pretends to be poor.
Mac-Inations Date unknown
Neighbor Carl Reiner (guest starring as himself) plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie. Ashton Kutcher guest stars as himself.
Make Room for Caddy Date unknown
Despite Bernie's offer to buy him a car, Wanda's father cannot get along with him; showing when they all met.
Never as Bad as the First Time Date unknown
Jordan dates a good-looking cheerleader, surprising everyone.
Pop Pop Goes the Weasel Date unknown
When Bryana's father, Bryan, visits, he threatens Bernie's relationship with Jordan and undermines Bernie's barbecuing techniques.
Saving Sergeant Tompkins Date unknown
Bernie realizes he may have been too truthful when telling Jordan about his father; he amends the truth to make Jordan think well of his father.
That Old Mac Magic Date unknown
``American Idol`` judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson critique Bernie's commercial.
The Getaway Date unknown
The family goes to San Diego for a relaxing vacation; Bernie, unable to relax, goes to Las Vegas for some gambling and debauchery.
The Talk Date unknown
Bernie stops by the Playboy Mansion to get advice from Hugh Hefner on how to talk to Jordan about sex.
What Would Jason Do Date unknown
Bernie coaches Vanessa's prom date on how to win her heart.
Who's That Lady? Date unknown
Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with Wanda, who feels left out after Bernie and the guys draft a woman (Mo'Nique) into their group.
Who's Your Mama Date unknown
Bryan moves in and strives to be a perfect housekeeper when Wanda leaves on a business trip; Girls at school tease Bryana about her flat chest.
Now You Got It Date unknown
Bernie frets that he'll catch a debilitating bug from one of the pint-sized revelers at Bryana's birthday party.
Pilot Date unknown
Bernie and his wife take in his sister's children. This episode: Bernie has old-fashioned notions about child rearing.
Here to Stay Date unknown
Bernie learns the kids are staying long-term and sets ground rules.
Saving Bernie Mac Date unknown
After taking the children to church, Bernie tries to slip out during the sermon to catch a football game on the tube.
Bernie Mac Rope-A-Dope Date unknown
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Chess Wars Date unknown
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J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Fun Date unknown
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Leaving Los Angeles Date unknown
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Magic Jordan Date unknown
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Maid Man Date unknown
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Nut Job Date unknown
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Raging Election Date unknown
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The Incredible Bulk Date unknown
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The Sweet Life Date unknown
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Hot, Hot, Hot Date unknown
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Wanda's Week Off Date unknown
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Back in the Day Date unknown
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Handle Your Business Date unknown
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