American Dad!

Steve profiles Stan for an essay contest at school; Francine uses a port-a-potty.

Steve starts a work-study program and discovers that not all is what it seems at Channel 3 News; Roger seeks redemption in the Nashville country music scene.

Hoping to teach him the value of sharing, the family recreates a television show from Klaus' childhood; Roger has a piano recital.

While returning from vacation, the Smiths' airplane crashes, and they wash up on a deserted island where the family members begin to turn on each other.

Stan is forced to co-lead a scouts troop with Hayley while Steve blunders in his fantasy world.

Barry blows out his dad's speakers and Snot helps him replace them; Stan attempts to do a standing backflip.

When Francine successfully grows a garden, it reminds Roger he knows a recipe for truly authentic jambalaya.

Jeff's people pleasing nature gets in the way of his relationship with Hayley; Stan wears a confusing costume to the CIA costume party.

Steve goes on a class trip to Philadelphia, where he hopes to fall in love.

Roger is forced to confront himself after a series of accidents; Klaus and Jeff bond.

Francine's newfound friendship with a frog brings excitement to the whole Smith household; unfortunately, it drives their neighbor, Greg, crazy.

Roger and Steve try to save a dying mall.

Roger decides to release photos of himself for extra cash, prompting the CIA to initiate an Alien Task Force; Francine copes with being left-handed.

After an accident with a pudding truck, Stan comes back to life; Stan excavates his home in search of buried treasure; Steve creates a robotic girlfriend.

The Smith family gets ready to celebrate Roger's 1,600th birthday, but gets sidetracked when Steve announces that he's going through puberty; Roger tries to make his own birthday fun when he gets the shaft from the family.

While Francine is away visiting her parents, Roger has a party at the house; Steve tries to lose his virginity to Carmen Electra.

When Stan invites his recently widowed mother to move in, she and Roger fall in love and wed; Steve and his friends find a lost movie script.

Francine thinks Stan spends too much time with his friends; a boy band recruits Steve and his friends for a music video.

Stan uses a mothballed military computer to do Steve's math homework, starting the clock toward nuclear annihilation.

When Roger hires Hayley as a singer in his new bar, he becomes enthralled by her voice; Stan tries to prove his masculinity by negotiating a good deal on a new car.

When Stan decides that Snot isn't cool enough to be Steve's best friend, he tries to separate them by staging a shooting at an ice cream parlor.

When Steve's babysitter is unavailable, Stan and Francine decide to leave him with Hayley; Steve sneaks out to a party to prove he's not a goody-goody.

The Smiths get drunk at Roger's Mardi Gras party and make a pact with Bullock; Roger tries to find the person who left a pastie in the attic.

A talk show reveals that Francine was the toddler who, famously, was rescued from a well by a firefighter; Francine makes a discovery when she falls down the well on the anniversary of her rescue; Stan and Roger come up with a business idea.

Francine regrets deciding to teach Roger the value of hard work; Steve interviews Stan for a school project.

When Francine invites Stan's father to a party, a dark secret about the Smith family's past is revealed.

Jeff must prove his love for Hayley to Emperor Zing in order to find his way home from the spaceship that abducted him.

Roger announces that Max Jets, a character who showers the Smith family with money, is making a return; a gold-digging waitress romances Max and threatens the family's inheritance.

Roger pretends to be Jeff's imaginary friend so he can roam around the house without a disguise; when Jeff realizes Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum -- either Roger or Jeff must be killed; Steve becomes insecure about his body.

Francine tries to rig the school spelling bee so that Steve will win; Stan and Roger try to rush Hayley's grieving process so she will be available to judge their badminton game.

When Stan gets amnesia, Francine tries to turn him into her ideal husband; Steve is drawn into the corrupt side of Roger's paper route business.

Stan is shocked when he is told that Deputy Director Bullock is showing early signs of dementia and needs his memory erased; Roger hires an old friend to help Steve with a bully at school.

Francine tries to get Stan to take on a different mission; Hayley tries to get back into dating and accepts a date with Snot.

Eager to prove he is no longer a child, Steve joins Stan in the annual CIA hunting trip; Roger and Klaus take a road trip.

When Francine teaches Steve shoplifting techniques in an effort to look cool, Steve gets caught and sent to a sweatshop; Roger, Hayley and Klaus form a balalaika group.

When Hayley helps Steve expand his fake ID business they find competition with another fake ID distributor.

A girl distracts Steve from his mission to help his friend deal with his father's death; Stan and Roger invent an automatic cake cutter.

Francine invites her adoptive parents to Thanksgiving dinner, ruining Stan's plans to watch football.

When Steve begins acting like a spoiled brat, Stan takes him to see Grandpa Jack (Daran Norris), who shares a story about a demon (Danny Glover) who would punish naughty children on Christmas; Hayley lands a job at the airport.

Francine's dissatisfaction in the bedroom causes a haunting; Haley introduces her new guy to the family.

When Steve and Snot use a cloning machine to create dates for prom night, they end up having to raise two fast-growing babies.

After Roger gets in an accident while trying to take a picture of his crotch on a traffic cam, he begins having visions of the future.

Stan mistakenly unleashes a good persona who is intent on doing good deeds that Stan wouldn't consider.

When the cryogenically frozen founder of Familyland is mistakenly thawed, the Smiths find themselves prisoners at the theme park.

Stan is upset that Steve and his friends don't play outside; Hayley claims she is Roger's queen after buying his home star.

Stan takes Francine on a surprise trip to Sacramento, but Francine is bored; they meet the Naughty Stewardesses, four women who use their status as flight attendants to find love and adventure.

When budget cuts result in Stan getting fired, his work experience is considered classified, and he is forced to take a job at the store Steve manages; Roger makes a bet with an irritating coffee shop musician (Robin Thicke).

Stan learns how to slyly check out other women; Roger and Klaus try to cover up a stain on a new couch.

Afraid that Hayley lacks life skills, Stan makes her take a job as a bartender; when Bullock (Patrick Stewart) becomes Hayley's best customer, Stan uses his daughter's knowledge to get ahead at work.

Stan is turned into a woman when he takes an experimental drug after Francine accuses him of never listening to her stories.

When Greg and Terry decide to adopt an Asian child, Roger uses the opportunity to move into their home.

When Francine and Roger find an alien (Kim Kardashian) in the woods, Roger ends up having a fling with her.

Hayley decides she might get more attention if she becomes a blonde, while Steve and Stan search for a new home for the Smiths.

Hayley takes a job as an intern at a local news station for a reporter -- who is actually Roger in disguise.

After having a heart attack, Roger must sell his beloved attic bar to a restaurant chain; a sexy neighbor (Jane Krakowski) strikes a deal with Steve and his friends.

Hayley meets a millionaire who tries to help her move on from her heartbreak; Snot and Steve make a discovery.

Stan is determined to prove that humans are better than robots, while Francine and the rest of the family have a slow motion race in the living room.

Stan's wish to have principal Lewis' carefree life comes true; meanwhile, Principal Lewis has Stan's family.

The roller derby team will only let Hayley play if her ``sister`` Steve can play too; a magical carpenter visits Stan and Francine.

Fed up with being bullied, Steve and Snot join a karate class, where Snot is brainwashed by the sensei; Klaus is forced to be and outside pet when he develops a horrible odor.

When Black Villain shoots Stan's new wife, Sexpun Tocome, on their honeymoon, Stan teams up with his nemesis to take him down.

When Roger is sent to fight in the war and can no longer counsel the Smith family, Klaus takes the opportunity to become their new therapist.

After Stan enthusiastically expresses his hatred of old people, a hex turns him into a frail, elderly man; Francine and Roger travel to a dance competition.

Father Donovan (Martin Mull) casts Stan and Roger in a Christmas play at the mall; Jeff and Hayley adopt a kid who turns out to be possessed.

Stan's 30 years of hard work should fulfill his dream of getting into the golf club, but he is devastated when Steve gets accepted first.

Francine is jealous when Stan runs into a woman he had a crush on; Steve encounters good luck after accidentally wearing Hayley's underwear to school.

Steve follows in Roger's footsteps and takes on a superhero persona to prove he is a macho man; Francine receives shocking news.

When Stan's old high school wrestling record is threatened by Barry, he enlists Roger to help defend it.

When Stan joins Steve and Roger's fictional detective agency, he proves to be extremely incompetent at his job.

Stan makes a bet with Hayley and Jeff that he can live on minimum wage for a month; Steve and Roger want to test drive their dream car.

Roger rediscovers an alter ego, who continues to be the most-despised man in town; the African child that Francine and Stan sponsored shows up on their doorstep.

When Steve's new dog suffers a terrible accident, memories of a traumatic incident make Stan refuse to take the dog off life support.

When Stan learns that Francine was once unfaithful before they were married, he travels back in time to find out if Hayley is his biological daughter.

When Stan refuses to switch Klaus back into his original body, he steals Stan's body; Roger builds a gym in the attic.

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