The Andy Griffith Show
Andy Forecloses
Andy, tasked with serving an eviction notice on the Scobey family, tries his best to save them from getting evicted from their home.
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The First Six Years
Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.
The First Six Years
Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.
The Cult
The family becomes concerned when a depressed Robert joins an organization that may actually be a cult.
Counseling
An argument over housework leads Ray and Debra to a marriage counselor, but their session is far from therapeutic.
Homework
Ally's teacher invites Ray to address the curriculum review board after he comments that the kids have too much work to do.
Pet the Bunny
Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands.
Who Am I?
Ray starts to think he's having an identity crisis since he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends.
Dog Shelter
Carrie discovers Doug's parents have shielded him from the truth for years by replacing his dog with look-alikes.
Taste Buds
Upset about not getting his way after Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for dinner and a movie rental, Doug tries to manipulate him into wanting the same things he does.
Bed Spread
Doug and Carrie borrow twin beds while waiting for a new bed to be delivered and discover that doing things separately has advantages.
Doug Less
Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he had been there with an old girlfriend.
Doug Less
Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he was there with an old girlfriend.
King Pong
Doug asks Arthur to train him at ping-pong so that he can beat Carrie, and Spence is jealous when his girlfriend is promoted to waitress at the bowling alley.
The Pilot
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
The Pilot
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
The Mango
Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop.
The Glasses
George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog.
Rose's Big Adventure
Rose's boyfriend buys a boat and asks her to accompany him on a cruise around the world.
Mister Terrific
Rose's new boyfriend Mr. Terrific gets Dorothy a job, but her recommendations get him fired.
Mother's Day
In flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about Mother's Day celebrations.
Yes, We Have No Havanas
A battle for the affections of a Cuban cigar mogul ignites a dispute between Blanche and Sophia.
David Letterman
Drew sits down with David Letterman, who plays a round of memory bank and shares his memories of some of his most iconic moments.
Sunny Anderson
Sunny Anderson covers the headlines with Drew and Ross and provides suggestions for decluttering your closet and an easy dip recipe.
The Gypsies
Andy has a problem when a band of gypsies comes to Mayberry and puts a curse on the town.
Eat Your Heart Out
Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town, but she has eyes for Andy.
A Baby in the House
Aunt Bee agrees to a week of baby-sitting for her niece and finds the infant adores everyone but her.
The County Clerk
Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse.
Payday
Payday brings a windfall to Hawkeye, a bribe to Henry, a pearl necklace to Hot Lips and a vanished poker pot to Trapper.
White Gold
Col. Flagg turns up at the 4077th wanting penicillin to barter for information.
Abyssinia, Henry
When Henry gets his discharge, Frank concerns himself with taking command.
Welcome to Korea
As soon as Frank is in charge, Hawkeye skips camp, runs a blockade to find Trapper and welcomes a new surgeon.
Cattle Barons
Matt is caught in the middle when feuding cattle lords bring their struggle for power to Dodge City.
The Prodigal
Amos and William Cole return to Dodge City seeking the man who shot their father in the Long Branch Saloon 12 years before.
Vengeance
A wealthy rancher has three drifters trampled by his horsemen.
Vengeance
Matt goes after Bob Johnson who is planning to kill Parker to avenge the death of his friends.
A Hat
A cattle baron and a legendary frontiersman involve Matt in their life-and-death dispute over a hat.
Quiet Sam
Barney becomes increasingly suspicious of the new farmer in town. Andy agrees to pay him a visit and finds himself pulled into an unforgettable experience.
Barney Gets His Man
Barney becomes the toast of Mayberry when he helps capture an escaped convict. It goes to his head until the man escapes and returns to exact revenge on Barney.
The Guitar Player Returns
Jim Lindsey, a guitarist from Mayberry who becomes famous while playing in a band, returns to town after failing his solo career.
Bringing Up Opie
Aunt Bee scolds Opie and tells him to stay away from the courthouse after he handcuffs a classmate to a flagpole; Opie, annoyed at the situation, decides to run away from home.
Opie and the Bully
Andy learns that a bully has been demanding Opie's milk money at school. Andy must decide whether to intervene or let Opie deal with the bully and learn to stand up for himself.
Barney's Replacement
Barney resigns when he believes Andy is trying to ease him out of his job as deputy.
Robert Needs Money
Ray and Debra are flummoxed when a cash-strapped Robert accepts $1,000 from them and then wants to high-tail it to Vegas.
The Sigh
Ray gives Debra exclusive use of their bathroom, then realizes he made a big mistake.
The Annoying Kid
Raymond encounters problems with the young son of a befriended couple.
She's the One
Robert fears his family will ruin his developing relationship with ``the perfect woman.``
Marie's Vision
The men are afraid to spoil Thanksgiving Day dinner by telling Marie she needs eyeglasses.
The Thought That Counts
Debra wonders why Ray does not put the same effort into finding thoughtful gifts for her as he does for Marie.
Grandpa Steals
Frank must make amends with his granddaughter, Ally, when she catches him stealing food at the supermarket.
Dreading Vows
Doug and Carrie decide to renew their wedding vows, then try to cancel the ceremony; Arthur debates keeping his wedding present for himself.
Nocturnal Omission
Doug decides not to ruin Deacon's weekend with a beautiful stewardess by telling him about his ex-wife's plans.
Affidavit Justice
When the partners of Carrie's law firm notice Doug's softball skills, they ask him to pretend he is a lawyer and play on the company team; Arthur believes his great-grandfather was a slave owner.
Secret Garden
Carrie's relationship with her gynecologist (Judge Reinhold) is in jeopardy when Doug's cousin charges the doctor more than he quoted for landscaping work.
Eggsit Strategy
After hearing of possible layoffs at her law firm, Carrie begins to worry about her own job security; Doug loses Deacon's lucky Koosh ball.
Thanks, Man
An unexpected visit from a stranger interrupts the Heffernans' Thanksgiving dinner. Lou Ferrigno and Merrin Dungey guest star.
The Puffy Shirt
Jerry appears on ``Today`` with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's ``low talker`` girlfriend; George moves in with his parents.
The Sniffing Accountant
Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit.
The Bris
Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot.
The Lip Reader
George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver.
Faith Off
When Christine figures out Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, she goes to any length possible to make sure he doesn't screw up the job.
My Big Fat Sober Wedding
Chrisitine tries to stay sober at her friend's wedding, but has a hard time keeping her mouth shut nonetheless.
Friends
Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test one another's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert.
Frasier
Christine realizes that a reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.
Sunny Anderson; Trisha Mann Grant; Ambyr Michelle
Sunny Anderson interviews ``Beyond the Gates`` stars Trisha Mann-Grant and Ambyr Michelle; and makes her PB&J wings for Drew.
Hilary Duff
Drew chats with Hilary Duff all about growing up in the spotlight, motherhood and her return to pop music with her latest album and tour.
The Foster Lady
Aunt Bee is asked to star in a furniture polish commercial on TV.
Goober's Replacement
Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the station and proves to be efficient.
The Battle of Mayberry
Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl.
A Singer in Town
Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a rock 'n' roll star on TV.
Welcome to Korea
Hawkeye (Alan Alda) says goodbye to an old friend and welcomes a new one in the form of B.J. Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell).
Change of Command
Frank settles in as commanding officer only to have a new one appointed over his head.
It Happened One Night
Hawkeye fights to keep a wounded soldier alive while an incessant barrage goes on near the 4077th.
The Late Captain Pierce
Hawkeye finds it no easy matter to establish that he's alive after he finds out his father was notified of his demise.
Hard Luck Henry
``Hard-Luck`` Henry Haggen (John Astin) wants advice from his ``smart`` cousin Festus.
Major Glory
Two recaptured Army deserters frame Festus in an attempted murder of their sergeant.
The Pillagers
Kitty and a young gunsmith from the East are abducted from a stagecoach on the road to Dodge City.
Prairie Wolfer
Festus, left in charge of Matt's office, gets into trouble with two hunters.
Stranger in Town
A professional gunfighter is hired to kill a businessman who is also courting the gunman's former wife.
Andy and the Woman Speeder
An attractive out-of-town woman gets a speeding ticket from Andy. While waiting for her trial, she uses flattery and bribes to sway the witnesses for the prosecution.
Mayberry Goes Bankrupt
A citizen of Mayberry forestalls his eviction by trying to redeem a century-old municipal bond.
Barney on the Rebound
Barney becomes smitten with Melissa after he helps her cross the street and soon has dinner with her and her supposed dad. Before Barney can realize what is happening, she announces that they are engaged.
Opie's Hobo Friend
Andy and Opie go fishing and encounter an unhoused person, who later becomes friends with Opie and negatively impacts his conscience.
Crime-Free Mayberry
A bogus FBI agent and his accomplice nearly make off with the Mayberry bank's money.
The Perfect Female
Thelma Lou and Barney play matchmaker for Andy and Karen, Thelma Lou's attractive cousin. However, Barney slips up, making Karen think that Andy is as crude as Barney makes him out to be.
Somebody Hates Raymond
Raymond learns that a local sports radio broadcaster dislikes him after Ray offers to be on his show.
Just a Formality
Robert proposes to Amy; Ray meets Amy's ultraconservative parents.
The Disciplinarian
Debra convinces Ray to take his turn at disciplining the twins.
Sweet Charity
Ray enjoys his volunteer work at the hospital because the patients treat him like a celebrity; Debra comes to regret her decision to force her husband to volunteer at the hospital.
Meeting the Parents
Amy's conservative parents catch Robert in a compromising position.
The Plan
Ray persuades Robert to botch an invitation assignment so Amy will let him off the hook with their wedding plans, but the scheme backfires.
Sleepover at Peggy's
When Ray drops off Ally for a sleepover, he gets the idea that his nemesis in the cookie drive is making a pass at him.
American Idle
Doug gets annoyed after Carrie loses her job, becomes extremely unmotivated and lazes around the house.
Santa Claustrophobia
Carrie drives Doug crazy when she takes a part-time job at IPS during the holiday season; Arthur tries to bring everyone together for a Christmas portrait.
Dougie Houser
Carrie reminds Doug of a past incident at their first house when he wants to buy a chainsaw from an infomercial.
Frigid Heirs
After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent; Doug wants to purchase golf clubs, while Carrie would like to go to a day spa.
Switch Sitters
Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food.
Cheap Saks
Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.
The Non-Fat Yogurt
Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Maryedith's son.
The Barber
Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview.
The Masseuse
Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.
The Cigar-Store Indian
Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present.
The Big Bang
Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver.
Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep
After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery.
Popular
Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a `meanie mom' for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay.
Traffic
Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him, but things don't go as planned when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.
First Cousin, Twice Removed
Roseanne's visiting cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school and follow her dreams.
Lose a Job, Winnebago
The Conners and the Tildens attend the taping of ``The Jackie Thomas Show'' when they drive to Hollywood in the Tilden's motor home.
It's a Boy!
Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.
It Was Twenty Years Ago Today
Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan, but she is not prepared for his gift.
Playing With Matches
Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home.
Promises, Promises
Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture.
Glengarry, Glen Rosey
Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town.
Tooth or Consequences
Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family.
Daughters and Other Strangers
Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J.
Two Down, One to Go
Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.
The Mommy's Curse
Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.
Party Politics
Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.
A Stash From the Past
Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.
Be My Baby
After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.
Halloween V
Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.
Homeward Bound
A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.
Guilt by Imagination
Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.
Homecoming
Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky.
Thanksgiving '93
A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving.
The Conversion
Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.
The Stall
Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.
The Dinner Party
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.
The Marine Biologist
George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.
The Pie
Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine.
The Stand-In
Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.
The Wife
Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.
The Raincoats
Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.
The Raincoats
Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his ``little brother``; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.
The Fire
George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.
The Hamptons
George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.
The Opposite
George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on ``Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee.``
Damned Yanky
Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star.
Multiple Plots
Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara).
Trash Talker
Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.
Precedent Nixin'
Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers.
Between a Rock and a Hard Place
Christine tries to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister.
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him.
House
Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted.
Burning Down the House
Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point.
The Happy Couple
After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.
One and a Half Men
Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.
A Decent Proposal
Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries proposing marriage to New Christine.
How I Hate Your Mother
Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.
White Like Me
After being profiled in a black business journal, business picks up as Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.
Snakes on a Date
Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer, who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club.
Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie
When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.
Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store, but when one of the dates goes better than the other, jealousy arises.
So You Think You Can Date
Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick (Tim DeKay).
The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo
Sophia's roommates, bored with themselves, are unaware of her active daytime life.
The One That Got Away
Blanche encounters a former schoolmate who is the only man to ever turn her down.
Yokel Hero
Rose competes for St. Olaf's Woman of the Year honors, with a little help of Blanche and Dorothy.
Bang the Drum, Stanley
Sophia cries foul after being hit with a fly ball at the stadium; Stan tries to sue the ballpark.
Sophia's Wedding: Part 1
Sophia wants to wed Max Weinstock, her husband's partner.
Sophia's Wedding: Part 2
Sophia and Max return from their honeymoon and open a food stand on the boardwalk.
Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?
Blanche's tattered jacket, containing a winning lottery ticket, ends up in charity.
Scared Straight
Blanche learns that her brother is gay after he claims to have slept with Rose.
Stan Takes a Wife
Dorothy wants her ex-husband back when he becomes engaged to another woman.
The Auction
The roommates buy a dying artist's painting, hoping to sell it for a profit.
Blind Date
Blanche has reservations about dating a blind man, since he cannot see her physical attributes; Dorothy and Rose coach a children's team.
Impotence of Being Ernest
Rose feels inadequate when her new boyfriend experiences impotency.
Love Me Tender
Sophia disapproves of the man Dorothy is dating; Blanche and Rose befriend juvenile delinquents.
Valentine's Day
The girls sit around, eat cheesecake, and remember terrible Valentine's Day experiences.
Two Rode Together
Dorothy takes Sophia to Disney World for quality time; Rose and Blanche write a children's book.
Who's Next
Debra chooses a friend to replace her if she dies but gets annoyed when Ray seems pleased by the idea.
The Shower
Marie attempts to take over when Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy; Debra runs into trouble with the law and must rely on Marie for help.
Baggage
Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an unspoken battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away.
The Bachelor Party
Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment.
Robert's Wedding
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a traditional, Barone-style ceremony; Robert assigns Ray to keep an eye on his future brother-in-law, Peter (Chris Elliott). Fred Willard and Georgia Engel also guest star.
Robert's Wedding
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.
Fun with Debra
Tightly wound Debra decides to join Ray on a golf outing in order to recover their former fun-loving relationship.
Thank You Notes
Marie nags Amy, her new daughter-in-law, to send out ``thank you`` notes; Debra is thrilled that she finally has an ally to oppose Marie.
Home From School
Michael claims he's too sick to go to school and spends an entire day watching Ray work in his downstairs office.
Misery Loves Company
After just three months of wedded bliss, Robert and Amy try to offer Ray and Debra advice on building a happy marriage.
The Contractor
Ray's contractor friend takes an eternity to replace the kitchen stove.
Peter on the Couch
When Amy invites her brother to stay for dinner, he makes himself comfortable on the couch and never leaves.
Liars
Ray's little white lie to get out of spending the evening with his mother snowballs into an intricate deception.
The Chaperone
Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).
The Big Salad
George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.
The Pledge Drive
Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.
The Chinese Woman
A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.
The Couch
Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).
The Gymnast
Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.
The Soup
Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.
The Mom and Pop Store
Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.
The Secretary
George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.
The Race
Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa.
The Switch
George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.
The Scofflaw
A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.
Self-Esteem Tempura
When a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial after seeing his standout performance in the school play, Christine is thrilled, but Richard refuses to allow it.
Rage Against the Christine
When Christine's new boyfriend Patrick loses at tennis to her, his competitiveness streak begins to emerge.
Channing Tatum; Alison Faulk
Channing Tatum and choreographer Alison Faulk are joined by the Magic Mike Live dancers for a special performance!
Jennette McCurdy
Jennette McCurdy tells Drew about her latest book, ``Half His Age.``
Opie's Girlfriend
Opie's friendship with an athletically superior girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female.
The Lodge
Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge.
The Barbershop Quartet
The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of its singing contest.
The Ball Game
Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game and when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry, he becomes the town pariah.
Hey, Doc
The 4077th receives two bottles of scotch for secret surgery and a tank to scare off snipers.
The Bus
Col. Potter, Hawkeye, B.J., Frank and Radar get hopelessly lost on their way back from a medical meeting.
Dear Mildred
While Col. Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a woodcarving made for him, and Radar rescues a horse.
The Kids
The 4077th becomes an impromptu orphanage when heavy shelling forces Korean children to seek shelter at the camp.
Death Train
Fear pervades Dodge City when a private railroad coach containing a victim of spotted fever is quarantined.
Rope Fever
Festus is wrongfully accused of being the partner of a wounded bank robber.
Wonder
A group of brothers plots the death of their sister's boyfriend in order to keep her as a household servant.
Baker's Dozen
Doc Adams fights to prevent three newborn babies from going to an orphanage.
The Victim
A lovesick roustabout faces a lynch mob when he accidentally kills a popular young cowhand.
Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter
Aunt Bee hires Mr Wheeler, an itinerant handyman, to help around the Taylor home. She has taken a liking to him, but Andy discovers that he is actually a freeloader.
The Clubmen
Andy accepts a friend's offer to join an exclusive club and brings along Barney, who makes a fool of himself by putting on airs. Andy soon learns that only he has been selected for membership.
The Pickle Story
Andy, Barney and Opie substitute Aunt Bee's terrible homemade pickles with store-bought ones to avoid eating hers. Their plan backfires when Aunt Bee decides to enter them in the county fair.
Sheriff Barney
A trial run as sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not ready for a similar job in a nearby town.
The Farmer Takes a Wife
Andy and Barney help Jeff, a farmer visiting Mayberry, search for a bride by cleaning him up and teaching him proper etiquette. Unfortunately for Barney, Jeff chooses Thelma Lou as his wife.
The Keeper of the Flame
Opie joins a secret club and is responsible for the candle they use in their meetings. When the barn the club meets in is burned to the ground, Opie is accused of starting the fire.
The Surprise Party
Debra's mother enlists an unwilling Ray to help plan a surprise birthday party for his wife.
The Bird
The Barones spend a discomfiting Thanksgiving Day at Amy's parents' house.
Jazz Records
After the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the day their father ruined his prized collection of jazz records.
Debra at the Lodge
Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.
Slave
Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.
Whose Side Are You On?
Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.
Lateness
Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.
Party Dress
Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.
Foe: Pa
When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.
Tank Heaven
Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.
Altar Ego
Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.
Icky Shuffle
Carrie comes down with a cold; Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.
Awful Bigamy
When Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists she stay with him until she can find someplace new to live.
Lost Vegas
Doug takes Carrie to a spa, hoping it will get her to let him take a trip to Vegas with the guys; Arthur teaches Spence his trick for beating the house in blackjack.
The Beard
Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.
The Kiss Hello
Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.
Highlights of a Hundred
Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.
Highlights of a Hundred
Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.
You Gotta Have Hope
Rose finally gets to confront her fantasy that Bob Hope is her father.
Fiddler on the Ropes
Sophia invests her roommates' money in a prizefighter named ``Kid Pepe`` who is a gifted violinist.
'Till Death Do Us Volley
Dorothy and her former tennis rival play practical jokes during a reunion.
High Anxiety
Dorothy and Blanche try to help Rose overcome a 30-year dependency on prescription medication.
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Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Aunt Bee's Crowning Glory
Aunt Bee buys a wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry.
The Darling Fortune
Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the Darling family comes into a fortune of $300.
Mind Over Matter
Goober, convinced that he has a severe case of whiplash, promptly becomes a helpless invalid.
Politics Begin at Home
Aunt Bee and Howard both decide to run for the office of town councilman.
Dear Peggy
B.J. writes home to his wife reporting Klinger's escape attempts and one of Frank's goof-ups.
Of Moose and Men
Hawkeye tangles with a tough Army colonel; B.J. helps a GI who has received a Dear John letter.
Soldier of the Month
When Frank gets a fever, he makes out a will leaving all his money to his wife and all his clothes to Hot Lips.
Nowhere to Run
A teenage burglar involved in a murder is shot and left to die by his cohorts.
Blood Money
The father of a young gunfighter tries to end his son's career by wounding his gun hand.
Dead Man's Law
A corrupt group attempts to take over Dodge City's law enforcement when Matt is thought to be dead.
Hill Girl
A backwoods girl hitches a ride into Dodge and her bullying brothers follow.
Buffalo Man
A trapper pursues the five Army deserters who beat his adopted Indian son and left him to die.
Bailey's Bad Boy
Andy teaches Ronald Bailey, the spoiled son of a rich man, the importance of being self-reliant and responsible.
The Manicurist
After a shaky start, male patrons accept the addition of a manicurist to Floyd's barbershop.
The Jinx
A Mayberry resident is convinced he is a jinx until Andy helps restore his self-confidence.
Jailbreak
Mayberry's small-town methods prove more effective in capturing a fugitive than those of the state police.
A Medal for Opie
Opie signs up for a race to win a medal, but he loses and learns an important lesson in good sportsmanship instead.
Security
Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.
The Ingrate
Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.
Crazy Chin
Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.
The Nice Talk
While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.
Blabbermouths
Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.
The Model
A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.
The Mentor
Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.
Dugan Groupie
Jealous of Carrie's new job and her long hours, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety.
Furious George
Carrie makes Doug join a support group for overeaters, but he secretly joins an abusive relationship group where he blames his eating on her.
Entertainment Weakly
Doug sends a new driver on the wrong route, but the plan backfires when the man winds up in the hospital.
Name Dropper
Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name.
Off-Track ... Bedding
Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention and notices his mother with very seductive Arthur Spooner.
Silent Mite
Doug and Arthur investigate when Doug's wallet is stolen; they suspect Carrie's admirer is responsible for the theft.
The Doorman
Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.
The Jimmy
Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.
The Doodle
Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.
The Fusilli Jerry
Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).
Little Sister
Rose thinks her visiting sister is trying to steal her friends.
Sophia's Choice
Sophia and Rose help a friend escape from an inadequate nursing home.
Rites of Spring
Flashbacks recall previous attempts by the roommates to lose weight.
Foreign Exchange
Sophia learns that the hospital may have switched Dorothy at birth with another baby.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Senior Play
Helen and her teenage students convince the principal the younger generation is no different from his own.
Opie Finds a Baby
Opie and his friend find an abandoned baby and run into trouble when they try to find it some new parents.
Big Fish in a Small Town
Howard, a nonfisherman, antagonizes the town's sportsmen by catching the biggest fish in the lake.
Only a Rose
Opie accidentally ruins Aunt Bee's prize rose entry on the eve of the annual Mayberry Flower Show.
The Gun
Hawkeye and B.J. suspect Frank of stealing a wounded colonel's antique gun.
Mail Call Again
Mail call brings a ``Dear John`` letter from Frank's wife and news that Col. Potter is going to become a grandfather.
The Price of Tomato Juice
Radar tries to get some tomato juice for Col. Potter and winds up involving the general of Corps Headquarters.
The Jackals
Matt enters Mexico to pursue four fugitives wanted for murdering his friend, a retired sheriff.
The First People
Matt is arrested after an Indian agent's stern restrictions lead to death on the reservation.
Mr. Sam'l
A man (Ed Begley) arrives in drought-stricken Dodge City claiming he can find water.
A Noose for Dobie Price
A former outlaw offers to help Matt find members of his old gang and convince them to come out of hiding.
Lyle's Kid
A boy is trained as a gunfighter to seek vengeance for wrongs done to his father.
Barney and the Choir
Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the town choir.
Guest of Honor
To celebrate Founder's Day, Andy and Barney decide to choose a stranger at random to be Mayberry's Guest of Honor. Unbeknownst to them, the person they have chosen turns out to be a pickpocket.
The Merchant of Mayberry
Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman, despite strong pressure to put him out of business.
Aunt Bee the Warden
With the courthouse full of moonshiners, Otis has to serve his jail time for public intoxication at the Taylor house under the supervision of Aunt Bee.
The County Nurse
Andy and Barney exert all their efforts to convince local farmer Rafe Hollister to take his tetanus shot when he refuses.
Golf for It
Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.
The Home
One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.
Not So Fast
Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.
Angry Sex
Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life.
P.T. & A
Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.
Ally's F
Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.
Boys' Therapy
The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions.
Awed Couple
Deacon and Kelly find new couple friends, forcing Doug and Carrie to turn to their old reliable couple friends, Neal and Marcy.
Cologne Ranger
Doug wears a cologne Carrie dislikes to try to convince himself and the guys that she does not control him.
Domestic Disturbance
Carrie gets a raise and hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug; he retaliates by hiring Veronica as his personal housekeeper.
Pour Judgment
Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender.
Gym Neighbors
When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time.
Gorilla Warfare
When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.
The Diplomats Club
Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.
The Face Painter
Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.
The Understudy
George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.
The Engagement
A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.
We're Outta Here: Part 1
Blanche decides to sell her house, and the roommates prepare to go their separate ways.
We're Outta Here: Part 2
Blanche decides to sell her house, and the roommates prepare to go their separate ways.
Sick and Tired: Part 1
Dorothy consults medical experts about her chronic fatigue, which raises concern in Rose and Sophia.
Sick and Tired: Part 2
Harry Weston recommends a specialist who diagnoses Dorothy's illness.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Otis the Deputy
Otis and Howard rescue Andy, who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank robbers.
Goober Makes History
Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher.
A New Doctor in Town
The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens.
Don't Miss a Good Bet
Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme.
Dear Ma
Radar writes home to his mother while Hawkeye carries on foot inspection and Col. Potter gets shot in the backside.
Der Tag
Hawkeye and B.J.'s efforts to be nice to Frank backfire when they invite him to join their poker game and he cleans them out.
Hawkeye
Hawkeye suffers a concussion and is rescued by a Korean family who cannot understand English.
Some 38th Parallels
Frank decides to make money by auctioning off the camp garbage; Hawkeye's love life suffers a serious attack.
The Hide Cutters
Matt joins a trail drive to prevent a conflict between the drivers and some hide-cutters.
Zavala
Matt befriends a 13-year-old Mexican boy who believes the marshal can rid his village of a group of bandits.
Uncle Finney
A bizarre attempted robbery by two bumbling hill-country brothers turns into a comedy of errors.
Slocum
After Matt is forced to kill a crooked gambler, his vengeful father sets out to kill Matt.
O'Quillian
A small, ornery Irishman (John McLiam) named O'Quillian spreads dissension in Dodge City.
Andy and Barney in the Big City
Andy and Barney travel to Raleigh on a business trip and get involved in the capture of a jewel thief in their hotel.
Wedding Bells for Aunt Bee
A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married.
Three's a Crowd
Barney interferes with Andy's attempts to romance Mayberry's County Nurse, Mary Simpson; when Andy suggests to Barney that he and Mary need some alone time, Barney immediately thinks that they are getting married.
The Bookie Barber
Floyd hires a second barber, Medwin, when his barbershop gets too hectic. The shop flourishes, but Andy becomes suspicious when he sees the same men going into the shop every day.
Andy on Trial
J. Howard Jackson, a big-shot newspaper publisher, accuses Andy of misconduct in office after Andy fines him for a traffic violation.
Cousin Virgil
Barney's cousin Virgil overcomes his awkwardness as soon as he learns that people have confidence in him.
Debra's Parents
All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.
A Job for Robert
Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite down side.
A Date for Peter
Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice.
Favors
Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.
The Faux Pas
Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family.
Tasteless Frank
Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.
Sister-in-Law
Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.
Hi, School
When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.
Deconstructing Carrie
As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.
Black List
Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend; Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her.
Wish Boned
Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.
Van, Go
Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food.
Ice Cubed
Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.
The Postponement
George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.
The Maestro
Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.
The Wink
An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.
The Hot Tub
Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.
Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner
Christine decides to go home for Thanksgiving and finds she and her domineering mother share a similar secret.
Unidentified Funk
The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym.
Happy Endings
When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a spa.
Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
Christine reverts to junior-high behavior when she recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Dinner at Eight
Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone in the house; but he finds he must eat three spaghetti dinners cooked by three thoughtful friends.
A Visit to Barney Fife
Andy visits Barney at the Raleigh police department and makes a hero out of his bumbling former deputy.
Barney Comes to Mayberry
Detective Barney Fife, of the big city police department, pays a visit to his old hometown Mayberry; he goes to the premiere of a former girlfriend's movie.
Andy's Old Girlfriend
Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted a bit when Andy's old high school sweetheart moves back to town.
The Novocaine Mutiny
Hawkeye faces a court-martial when his running feud with Frank flares up while Col. Potter is out of the camp and Frank is in charge.
Smilin' Jack
The 4077th turns up a sick helicopter pilot who doesn't want to quit and a twice-wounded GI who does.
The More I See You
A married nurse who had a serious relationship with Hawkeye when she was single is assigned to the 4077th.
Deluge
A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm.
9:12 to Dodge
Matt & Doc are troubled by a meddlesome woman as they escort an escaped convict.
Abelia
A band of outlaws holds Festus, a young widow and her two children as hostages.
The Railroad
When a railroad company tries to force Jim Graham off his land, Matt blocks its efforts.
The Miracle Man
A slick-talking salesman attended by three dissatisfied customers is rescued by a farm widow.
Waco
Matt has a long,hard ride back to Dodge City with a prisoner, pursued the entire way by the man's gang.
Deputy Otis
Otis overcomes his weakness for liquor and impresses his relatives when Andy makes him a temporary deputy.
Mr. McBeevee
When Opie starts talking about Mr. McBeevee, Andy and Barney suspect he has an imaginary friend.
Andy's Rich Girlfriend
Peggy McMillan and Andy get along fine until he learns her father is rich.
Andy and the New Mayor
The new mayor of Mayberry is critical of Andy's work as sheriff.
Andy and Opie -- Bachelors
When Aunt Bee goes away for a visit, Andy and Opie discover the problems of bachelorhood.
The Cow Thief
The Mayberry mayor demands Andy get a crime expert from the city to help solve several cow thefts.
The Power of No
Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.
Pat's Secret
Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.
The Finale
A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.
Pilot
Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.
I Love You
Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.
I Wish I Were Gus
Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud.
Standard Deviation
Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.
Catching Hell
Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.
Slippery Slope
When Carrie discovers that her and Doug's ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV that Doug wants, her romantic mood sours.
Buy Curious
When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.
Pole Lox
Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.
Vocal Discord
Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.
Consummate Professional
Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.
The Soup Nazi
Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.
The Secret Code
George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancee, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.
The Pool Guy
The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.
The Sponge
Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.
What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas
New Christine loses all her inhibitions at an impromptu bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas.
Reckless Abandonment
Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out and Ritchie leaves for science camp.
Honey, I Ran Over the Kid
Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party, but her overprotectiveness backfires.
Too Close for Christine
When a scatterbrained mother at Ritchie's school calls Christine a rock, Christine is initially flattered but soon tires of the responsibility.
The Driver's Seat
Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joy riding.
White Trash Christmas
The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations.
Suck Up or Shut Up
Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate.
Busted
Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.
David vs. Goliath
Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.
Everyone Comes to Jackie's
Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.
Don't Make Room for Daddy
Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.
Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.
Labor Day
Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.
Past Imperfect
When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.
Lies My Father Told Me
Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.
I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep
D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.
Body by Jake
Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.
Isn't It Romantic?
Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.
Altar Egos
Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.
Nine Is Enough
With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.
Two for One
Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair.
Snoop Davey Dave
Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!
Girl Talk
When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives.
The Gum
Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.
The Rye
A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.
The Caddy
A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.
The Seven
A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.
The Cadillac
Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.
The Cadillac
Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.
The Shower Head
Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on ``The Tonight Show``; tenants hate new shower heads.
The Doll
George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.
The Friars Club
Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.
The Wig Master
George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for ``Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.``.
The Bottle Deposit
Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.
The Bottle Deposit
Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.
Like Hell
Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.
Sandwiched Out
The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.
Shear Torture
Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.
Inn Escapable
Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.
A Change of Heart/Pants
When Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, the memory of Ritchie's birth rekindles romantic feelings.
Hair
After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.
He Ain't Heavy
While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed extra pounds she has put on, despite her know-how as a gym owner.
The Old Maid of Honor
Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage; New Christine's sister hooks up with Matthew.
Love: A Cautionary Tale
Christine rekindles her feelings with Papa Jeff while at Richard's wedding, and then learns some outrageous news concerning Richard.
Bahamian Rhapsody
After Barb wound up in jail during Richard's and New Christine's wedding due to her immigration status, Christine and Matthew head to the Bahamas in order to try to get an illegal visa to get her out of jail.
Burning Love
Christine and Richard must face the shocking reality of how much they have aged when they run into some old college friends.
The Mole
After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics when she cannot get into a doctor's office fast enough; Richard decides to move back in with New Christine.
For Love or Money
Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney (Corbin Bernsen) who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.
Dr. Little Man
Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.
The Curious Case of Britney B
The most popular girl in school asks Ritchie to a dance; Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.
Nuts
Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.
Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.
Accurate Conception
Blanche's unmarried daughter announces her desire to have a baby.
Rose Fights Back
Rose has to go and get a job when she loses her late husband's pension, where she is confronted for the first time by ageism.
Love Under the Big Top
Dorothy's beau gives up a lucrative legal practice to become a circus clown.
Dancing in the Dark
Rose feels insecure about her romance with a college professor.
Not Another Monday
Sophia faces a moral dilemma when an ill friend asks for help in ending her life.
That Old Feeling
Blanche turns the tables and proposes to her brother-in-law.
Comedy of Errors
Dorothy decides to do something with her life by signing up for a comedy spot at the Comedy Barrel, but Sophia is unimpressed; Blanche is having tax problems, but decides it's nothing that a négligée won't put right.
All That Jazz
Dorothy sends her unemployed son to live with his equally irresponsible father.
Ebb Tide
Blanche renews hostilities with her sister when she travels home to attend her father's funeral.
Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
The ladies grow tired of Christmas shopping during a heat wave; they volunteer to serve Christmas dinner at a soup kitchen.
Mary Has a Little Lamb
The girls help a pregnant teen and play host to Blanche's visiting pen pal.
Great Expectations
Blanche cannot bring herself to enter the hospital following her boyfriend's heart attack.
Triple Play
Rose prepares herself for a visit from her boyfriend's daughter; Blanche schemes to meet wealthy men.
Clinton Avenue Memoirs
Sophia visits Brooklyn, N.Y., for her anniversary, hoping to confront the ghost of her dead husband.
Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom
Blanche must have a pacemaker implanted and worries that it will affect her sex life.
Look Don't Touch
Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye.
Frank the Writer
Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column.
Your Place or Mine?
After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids.
In-Laws
Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit.
Win, Lose or Draw
Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table.
Turkey or Fish
Debra decides to make fish, turning upside down Thanksgiving traditions; the relatives watch something besides football.
Captain Nemo
Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family.
The Ball
Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa.
Debra's Sick
Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick.
Who's Handsome?
Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.
The Car
Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the ``make-out mobile.``
Diamonds
Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.
The Game
When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.
The Calzone
George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.
The Wait Out
Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.
The Invitations
George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.
The Foundation
George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancee, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.
The Soul Mate
George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.
The Bizarro Jerry
Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.
The Little Kicks
Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.
The Package
Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.
The Fatigues
The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.
The Checks
Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.
The Chicken Roaster
Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.
The Abstinence
George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.
I Love Woo, I Hate You
Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.
Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.
Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.
Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.
Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.
Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.
Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.
Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.
Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.
Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
Four women experience the angst and joys of their golden years together in Miami; lusty Southern belle Blanche, spacey Rose, strong-willed Dorothy and Dorothy's mom Sophia share their lives.
Four women experience the angst and joys of their golden years together in Miami; lusty Southern belle Blanche, spacey Rose, strong-willed Dorothy and Dorothy's mom Sophia share their lives.
Four women experience the angst and joys of their golden years together in Miami; lusty Southern belle Blanche, spacey Rose, strong-willed Dorothy and Dorothy's mom Sophia share their lives.
Four women experience the angst and joys of their golden years together in Miami; lusty Southern belle Blanche, spacey Rose, strong-willed Dorothy and Dorothy's mom Sophia share their lives.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.
Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.
Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.
Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.