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The Ring
When Ed secretly gives Kyle a task involving an engagement ring, Mike thinks Kyle is going to propose to Mandy.
Coverage of the 101st Scripps National Spelling Bee.
Oh Baby (We Got a Good Thing Goin')
Left alone with the baby, Kelso fears he is an unfit father when she won't stop crying, but things go really wrong when he leaves the baby with Eric and Donna.
Who's Been Sleeping Here
Kelso's choice for his daughter's godparents causes tension in the group; a surprise thief keeps breaking into the record shop.
Doctor No
When Adam convinces his stubborn father to finally go to the doctor, he learns a few things his dad didn't want him to know.
The Blame Game
Adam and Don discover a new method of keeping themselves out of trouble with their wives; conflict erupts when Andi gets to the bottom of their stunt.
Smoke on the Daughter
Claudia becomes addicted to cigarettes following a stressful day at work.
I Saw Daddy Hitting Santa Claus
Playing Santa at the Christmas fair, Walt promises Henry an expensive toy, infuriating Sean and Claudia.
The Best Laid Plans, a Contrabassoon and a Sinking Feeling
Darlene struggles to cope with the stress of construction; Lou returns as Mark's combative contrabassoon teacher.
Three Ring Circus
Ben and Darlene are excited to share their good news with the family, but Neville, Jackie, Aldo and Harris share some very similar news of their own.
Puzzled Pranks
``Carnivorous Umbrella''; ``Talk to the Hand Off''; ``Finger-Licking Funny.''
Streaming With Laughter
``Manhole Cover-Up''; ``Biker Bedtime Stories''; ``Hypnotist No-No.''
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The Pill
When Jackie (Mila Kunis) has a pregnancy scare, Donna (Laura Prepon) is prompted to start taking birth control pills. With Topher Grace.
That Wrestling Show
Red turns out to be a raucous heckler when he goes to a professional wrestling match with Eric and his friends.
Forever Jung
Brad prepares for his first date with Jennifer; Jill's feminist girlfriend Karen is expected to visit.
Jill's Birthday
Jill (Patricia Richardson) asks for a sentimental birthday gift, so Tim (Tim Allen) shops for lingerie.
What About Bob?
Tim and guest Bob Vila test their knowledge in a competition on ``Tool Time.``.
Baby, It's Cold Outside
Tim gets into trouble when he misses a romantic Valentine's Day weekend with Jill to satisfy his sponsor's demands.
These Giants Are Flexible
When Bob and Abishola go to New York with Dele for his Juilliard audition, Abishola reconnects with her brother Ade.
Compress to Impress
Bob's not sure his family is cut out for the small screen when he decides to shoot a TV commercial for MaxDot and the director, Marion, wants the ad to focus on the Wheelers.
Slumber Party
When Cheryl gets sick, and Jim is forced to entertain a gaggle of little girls at Ruby's slumber party.
The Ring
Jim worries Cheryl will learn the truth about her engagement ring after she invites his old girlfriend (Crystal Bernard) to dinner.
Last Christmas Standing
The arrival of the father of Kristen's baby dampens Mike's Christmas spirit; when Ed hires Mandy as an elf, she tries to unionize her co-workers.
The Passion of the Mandy
Mandy offers to start an Internet campaign to keep Ed's favorite barber shop open; Vanessa falls asleep during a presentation.
Moon Over Kenya
A visit from a rising star on the professional fishing circuit leaves Vanessa wondering if Mike feels tied down; Eve and Kristin assume Mandy's decision to become a vegan is a passing phase.
Take Your Daughter to Work
Mike learns Ed hired his daughter to replace him as Outdoor Man's marketing consultant; Mike and Eve bring home a stray dog.
Battle of the Sexists
Andi accuses Adam of unconscious bias after he only interviews men for a job; Andi helps Kate fight for a spot on the boys' soccer team.
Adam Gets Neighborly
Adam and Andi try to get back in their neighbors' good graces after no one shows up to their potluck dinner.
The Baby Monitor
Cheryl and Jim cannot tear themselves away from the baby monitor when they overhear the neighbors engaging in pillow talk.
The Pizza Boy
Jim's pizza delivery boy moves in with him and Cheryl after the boy's father kicks him out of the house because of his dream of doing standup comedy.
The Closet
Jim wants his own space because Cheryl's stuff is taking over the house.
Punch and Ruby
Jim's behavior at a Bears game is a bad influence on the children, but Cheryl sets a bad example too.
Not-So-Great-Scott
Tim (Tim Allen) accidentally tells Heidi (Debbe Dunning) that her husband is seeing one of Jill's (Patricia Richardson) patients.
Tim's First Car
When Tim's (Tim Allen) first car is junked, Jill (Patricia Richardson) decides to find him an exact replica.
Mr. Likable
Tim has trouble convincing everyone he's happy for Al, who gets a role in a TV movie with Morgan Fairchild.
Thanks, but No Thanks
Tim invites his brother, Marty, who has separated from his wife and twin daughters to move into the Taylor household.
Home Sweet Loan
After agreeing to buy a home with Kristin, Ryan changes his mind; Mandy wants Eve out of the basement.
Eve's Band
Mike tries to break up Eve's new band, but his plan doesn't turn out as he expected; Mandy and Kyle baby-sit Boyd.
Live coverage of the 101st Scripps National Spelling Bee.
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Lackluster baseball players (Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) hear their Cleveland team's new owner is counting on them to lose.
A Judge and a Priest Walk Into a Living Room...
The Conners gear up for a megawedding; Jackie and Neville, Darlene and Ben and Harris and Aldo are planning for a shared big day, but along the way, they discover that some of the couples may not be on the same page about their happily ever afters.
Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double
In an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben join Jackie and Neville on a joint honeymoon, where the newlyweds' cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway; Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose go to a water park.
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Fun in the Sun
Heading out to fly some amazing kites and duck in the process; finding swimwear that falls off in the waves.
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Punk Chick
Hyde meets a punk rocker who wants him to go to New York with her; Kitty helps Jackie bake a pie for class.
Prom Night
Eric reserves a motel room in anticipation of prom night, and Jackie strong-arms Hyde into taking her to the prom.
Unchained Malady
Jill is convinced a chain letter is the cause of Tim's bad luck; boxer George Foreman appears on ``Tool Time.``.
Birds of a Feather Flock to Taylor
Two new friends give Tim (Tim Allen) marital advice after a misunderstanding with Jill (Patricia Richardson). Guest stars Ernest Borgnine, Jack Elam.
A Battle of Wheels
The sparks fly when Jill sets up her pottery works in Tim's garage; Tim and Al trade places on ``Tool Time.``.
Luck Be a Taylor Tonight
Jill's newlywed sister spoils Tim's poker night when she brings her marital problems to Jill and Tim.
Olu! I Popped!
Bob and Abishola plan a trip to Las Vegas for Kemi's wedding; Kemi and Chukwuemeka get into an argument over his mother.
I'll Sleep When I'm Dead
Dottie and Goodwin question Bob's ability to lead under pressure; Abishola is unsure if Bob's newfound success is worth it if it means he's never home.
Wonder Woman
Jim goes into protective overdrive after Cheryl is mugged while shopping.
The Pass
A successful guy that Jim went to high school with gives him a big contracting job and makes a pass at Cheryl over dinner.
Odd Couple Out
Vanessa blames Mike when she finds out they were not invited to a neighbor's party; Eve accidentally damages Mandy's car.
House of Spirits
When a history of Mike and Vanessa's house reveals a previous occupant died there, the family starts blaming things on a ghost; Ed keeps borrowing money from Kyle because he doesn't carry cash.
Tree of Strife
Mandy gets to meet Kim Kardashian; when the city orders Mike to cut down a tree on his property, he decides to organize a protest.
Adrenaline
When Mike gets NASCAR driver Tony Stewart and his racecar in the store, he realizes how much he misses the adrenaline rush he used to get from his adventures on the road; Vanessa thinks about how she used to take more chances before she was a mom.
We Can Be Heroes
When Adam and Andi are caught off guard by unexpected expenses, they each decide to give up a luxury to pay for the expenses.
Lice Lice Baby
Adam takes his kids to work, and they accidentally give his biggest client lice; Andi feels like a bad mom when she doesn't get lice.
The Bachelor
Jim advises Dana not to be herself when she's picked for the TV reality series, ``The Bachelor.``
Father Disfigure
Jim's new pastor harbors a grudge against him over a childhood game of dodgeball. Chris Elliott guest stars.
Thanksgiving Confidential
Jim and Cheryl are caught making whoopee on the set of the school's Thanksgiving play. Julia Sweeney guest stars.
The Christmas Party
A neighbor invites the whole family to a Christmas party except Jim, who has been feuding with the host.
Home for the Holidays
Randy surprises his family when he returns home for Christmas; Tim and Al compete in the neighborhood lighting contest.
Ploys for Tots
Tim gives his newly divorced brother advice regarding twins and tantrums.
Chop Shop 'Til You Drop
Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) go under cover to find the thieves of Brad's (Zachery Ty Bryan) new car.
Home Alone
While home alone working on his book, Tim (Tim Allen) dreams about life as a top-selling author. Oprah Winfrey, Jay Leno, Michael Eisner and Leeza Gibbons guest star.
Lackluster baseball players (Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) hear their Cleveland team's new owner is counting on them to lose.
Gimme Shelter
Eric decides to try being a chiropractor but comes to his senses when he nearly cripples Donna.
2120 So. Michigan Avenue
In order for Eric to graduate he must take a P.E. class, but when he learns that Casey Kelso is the gym coach, his nerves get the best of him.
2000 Light Years From Home
Eric learns that his parents have spent all of his college savings, so he must find a way to finance the next four years.
Take It or Leave It
When the son of Red's Navy buddy (Bret Harrison) comes to visit, the gang is immediately put off by his lack of life experience.
Spring Fling
Adam tries to protect his brother's feelings when a client doesn't want Don to attend a big meeting; Andi panders to Mrs. Rodriguez to ensure Emme gets the best teacher for first grade.
Dirty Money
Adam and Andi quickly regret it when they borrow money from Joe to help with their financial struggles.
We Are Family
After a plumbing problem erupts, suspicions arise that Claudia's Uncle Sal is connected to the mob; Lily makes the dance squad at school.
Mr. Roboto
Sean becomes obsessed with helping Jimmy build a robot for a science project; Lily starts to suspect Eddie might have played a role in her making the school dance squad.
Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much
When Jackie moves in with Neville, he shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office; Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.
Driving, Dating and Deceit
Mark is anxious to get his driver's license when a job opportunity presents itself across town; Darlene attempts to teach Mark to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help; Harris meets a new guy online.
The Gift of Gag
``Hare Brained``; ``We're No Angels``; ``The Prankmobile.``
Supergags!
``Parallel Pranking``; ``Cream of Prank Soup``; ``Bring Your Gorilla to Work Day.``
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Family Fun
A look at hilarious and questionable parenting techniques; learning what advice not to take from grandma and grandpa.
A Walk on the Wild Side
Exploring mishaps on horseback; watching bizarre squirrel behavior; taking in a night at the cat ballet.
Eric's Birthday
Red convinces Kitty to leave Eric alone during his surprise birthday party; Eric's older sister arrives.
Streaking
Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) persuades Eric (Topher Grace) to streak during President Ford's visit to town. With Laura Prepon, Danny Masterson and Wilmer Valderrama.
Battle of the Sexists
Eric squares off with Donna in a game of one-on-one; Jackie clings to Kelso; Red's plant cuts back to half days.
Sunday Bloody Sunday
A visit from Red's mother drives everyone crazy except Fez, who finds he has a lot in common with her.
The First Temptation of Tim
Tim (Tim Allen) must choose between his career and friendship when his new boss (guest star Charlie Robinson) wants to ax Al (Richard Karn).
Her Cheatin' Mind
Tim (Tim Allen) joins Jill's (Patricia Richardson) literary group when he feels threatened by her male classmate.
Fumble in the Dark
Abishola and Kemi are conflicted as to how to handle Morenike after she confides her deepest secret to them; when Bob gets credit for Christina's idea for a Twitter marketing campaign, she considers leaving MaxDot.
Light Duty
Abishola and Kemi take Christina to see a Yoruba priest, where she learns that her toxic relationship with her mother may be stifling her growth; Bob deals with the fallout of promoting Kofo over Goodwin when Goodwin has a panic attack at work.
Dana Gets Fired
Jim does more harm than good when he stands up to Dana's boss; Andy has trouble making arrangements for his birthday party.
Bo Diddley
Jim must decide between helping Cheryl through surgery or meeting his hero, Bo Diddley.
Baxter & Sons
When Mike's younger brother (Mike Rowe) and father (Robert Forster) visit, a sibling rivalry ensues; Eve, Mandy and Kristin try to help Bud find a girlfriend.
Ding Dong Ditch
When a teen hurts himself on the Baxters' property while pulling a prank, Mike is asked to pay the doctor bill; Kristin goes back to school.
Animal Wrongs
Mandy's new boyfriend, Terrence, is an animal rights activist who clashes with Mike; Kyle makes a discovery.
Wherefore Art Thou, Mike Baxter
Ed and Mike second-guess their decision to have Kyle on their team in an annual sports competition; Vanessa is caught saying she doesn't want to attend Eve's soccer game and Mandy's school play.
The Gunfight
Adam notices his dad's increasingly forgetful behavior and struggles with how to approach him to discuss it.
Adam's Turtle-y Awesome Valentine's Day
When Adam and Andi agree on a present-free Valentine's Day, Adam gives Andi's gift to his mother.
The Brother-in-Law
Dana's new boyfriend (guest star Brad Paisley) is an amazing musician who can get Jim the gig of his dreams -- once Andy is out of the way.
Moral Dilemma
Jim takes Cheryl on a romantic weekend with money he knows was mistakenly credited to his card.
You Gotta Love Somebody: Part 1
Cheryl and Jim's memories of their first meeting conflict when they try to play matchmaker to a cop and his partner (Dan Aykroyd, Laraine Newman).
You Gotta Love Somebody: Part 2
Cheryl and Jim's memories of their first meeting conflict when they try to play matchmaker to a cop and his partner (Dan Aykroyd, Laraine Newman).
Jill's Surprise Party
Jill's (Patricia Richardson) surprise 40th birthday party may be ruined by her search for a piano from her youth. With Tim Allen.
Advise and Repent
Jill (Patricia Richardson) unwittingly creates marital strife for the father (guest star Mark L. Taylor) of Randy's girlfriend (guest star Kimberly Cullum).
Let Them Eat Cake
Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) throws a Halloween party at home without his parents' (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) permission.
The Look
Tim is pressured into standing up to Jill after he buys expensive sports tickets without consulting her.
Room Without a View
Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) won't admit his fears when Jill and Tim (Patricia Richardson, Tim Allen) convert the basement into his bedroom.
Chicago Hope
Bud makes Tim entertain a station manager during the Taylors' romantic getaway.
Doctor in the House
Jill (Patricia Richardson) isn't as thrilled as Tim (Tim Allen) when he learns he will be receiving an honorary doctorate degree.
That's My Momma
Tim (Tim Allen) is uncomfortable discussing personal matters with his visiting mother (guest star Bonnie Bartlett).
'Twas the Flight Before Christmas
Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) fret over being stranded in a small-town airport on Christmas Eve.
Oh, Brother
Tim (Tim Allen) hires his laid-off brother Marty (guest star William O'Leary) to rebuild the ``Tool Time`` set.
High School Confidential
Brad feels like he is second best when seventh-grader Randy begins taking classes at the high school.
Tanks for the Memories
As part of a ``Tool Time`` salute to the armed forces, Tim drives a tank and doesn't do it very well.
An Army officer mistakes three buddies (Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, D.J. Qualls) for Army Reservists and deploys them to Iraq, but their vehicle is prematurely ejected over Mexico.
High Octane Gags
``Lotto Laughs``; ``Getting an Earful``; ``Wheel Funny.``
Big Hairy Pranks
``Dog Eats Sofa``; ``Funny Side Up``; ``Birthday Ape.``
Prank Thy Neighbor
``Head-Banging Bride``; ``Let's Get Ready to Kringle``; ``O Rats.``
Bust Out Comedy
``That Sinking Feeling``; ``Helmet Hair``; ``Cheep Thrills.``
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The Vasectomy One
Tim (Tim Allen) becomes extremely nervous when Jill (Patricia Richardson) wants him to get a vasectomy.
Fear of Flying
Astronauts of the space shuttle Columbia visit the ``Tool Time`` set after using Tim's screwdriver in space.
When Harry Kept Delores
Tim (Tim Allen) offers Harry (guest star Blake Clarke) advice after Delores (guest star Shirley Prestia) decides to work at the hardware store.
Eye on Tim
Jill (Patricia Richardson) keeps an eye on Tim (Tim Allen) when a news reporter (guest star Rosalind Allen) flatters him with her flirtations.
The Bud Bowl
Tim (Tim Allen) fears his ideas for ``Tool Time`` will be knocked down when Jill (Patricia Richardson) beats his boss at bowling.
Engine and a Haircut, Two Fights
Brad's (Zachery Ty Bryan) new haircut gets Tim's (Tim Allen) dander up; Randy and Jill (Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Patricia Richardson) rehearse ``Romeo and Juliet.``.
The Longest Day
Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) anxiously await the final results of a test that will show if Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) is seriously ill.
Mr. Wilson's Opus
The actors in Randy's (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) school play become frustrated when Wilson (Earl Hindman) takes over as director.
Driving, Dating and Deceit
Mark is anxious to get his driver's license when a job opportunity presents itself across town; Darlene attempts to teach Mark to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help; Harris meets a new guy online.
Parent Traps and Heart Attacks
When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.
Deal With the Devlins
Jim and Cheryl's new friends turn out to be obnoxious, but they benefit from the relationship.
The Helmet
An online bidding war reveals to Cheryl that Jim is spending money on memorabilia instead of a new dryer.
This Bud's for You
When Mike's father moves to town to build the new Outdoor Man store, Vanessa worries that his presence might have an adverse effect on Mike's blood pressure.
The Spotlight
Mike tries to smooth things over after accidentally upstaging Vanessa's nomination for top volunteer school parent; Eve worries she won't fit in at high school.
Found Money
When Vanessa's sister (Christina Moore) visits, Mike assumes he is about to be confronted with another loan request; Kyle worries what Mike will think when Kristen and Kyle break up.
Voting
Mike tries to convince Mandy to vote for Romney; Obama supporters Kristin and Ryan disagree with his methods.
Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
Andi gets Bev a spot volunteering at the hospital; Joe becomes bored and starts spending too much time with Adam.
Everybody's a Winner
When Andi and Adam disagree about Kate attending a dance with an older boy, Adam tries to outsmart Andi to win the argument.
The Smell of Success
Cheryl disapproves of Jim's latest invention, a flatulent doll named Gassy Gus. Andrea Walters, Ben Falcone, Andre Ware and Philip Daniel Bolden guest star.
Slumber Party
When Cheryl gets sick, and Jim is forced to entertain a gaggle of little girls at Ruby's slumber party.
The Ring
Jim worries Cheryl will learn the truth about her engagement ring after she invites his old girlfriend (Crystal Bernard) to dinner.
Wonder Woman
Jim goes into protective overdrive after Cheryl is mugged while shopping.
Shopping Around
Tim (Tim Allen) becomes concerned when his mother (guest star Bonnie Bartlett) begins dating his former shop teacher (guest star Dick O'Neill).
Alarmed by Burglars
The family becomes annoyed with the new home alarm system when Jill decides she wants it to have more power.
Games, Flames & Automobiles
Al's dreams of success and proposing to Ilene may be snuffed out when the Taylors discover a defect in his board game.
At Sea
Tim (Tim Allen) and the ``Tool Time`` staff take the show on the road when they ship off on an aircraft carrier.
Devlin in Disguise
When Tim and Cindy Devlin crash Gracie's birthday party, they announce that they are getting divorced.
Any Man of Mine
Jim finds Cheryl a gay friend that she can attend musicals with, so he can escape having to go himself.
Jim's Birthday
Jim tries to sabotage the surprise 50th birthday party Cheryl plans for him.
Jim Almighty
God gives Jim the power to reinvent women; Andy asks God to make men more like women.
The Hot Wife
Jim tries to cheer up Cheryl by forging suggestive notes from the handsome water delivery man.
Safety Last
Taking an interest in health and safety, Cheryl sets new rules that cause Jim to feel stifled.
The Perfect Fight
Cheryl and Jim's evening alone turns into an all-out food fight; Andy plots revenge on Jim for coaxing his children to play pranks on him.
Cheryl Goes to Florida
Jim struggles to care for the kids and household while Cheryl is away, but several sympathetic neighborhood moms lend him a hand.
The Silver Fox
Andi hires a pretty, young babysitter, Sophia; Andi gets jealous when her daughter goes to Sophia for advice instead of her; Sophia tells Adam she is attracted to him.
Andi's Boyfriend
Adam discovers the pastor he hired for his wedding is a phony and he and Andi aren't really married; Adam scrambles to fix it before Andi finds out.
The Parents Strike Back
When the kids won't do their chores, Adam and Andi decide to go on strike too.
Into the Weeds
When Adam thinks Kate's boyfriend is a pothead, he decides to confront him; Don tells Lowell there are office rules he must follow, but Lowell suspects he is making them up.
Sky High Pranks
Black and blue belt; soup's on you; gas leak detective.
Two Vased Pranks
Gorilla in our Midst; Deflate-Cake; Mascot in the Act.
Spaced Out Comedy
Board Silly; Pinot-no; Inflatable Car Pool.
Hiss-terical Pranks
Joe Spaghetti; Nice Gnawing You; Old Habits Slide Hard.
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Getting There Is Half the Fun
Exploring the road wheels have taken; making the best of an airport stopover; swimming in a homemade water park.
Fun With Science
Kid robots gone rogue, the downfalls of gravity and unusual ways to pull a tooth.
A New Hope
The gang goes to see the movie ``Star Wars,`` while Eric suspects his childhood nemesis of putting the moves on Donna.
Water Tower
Kelso takes a dive while the guys are painting a pot leaf on the water tower; Eric barges in on his parents' lovemaking.
Al's Fair in Love and War
Tim (Tim Allen) learns a lesson in romance when he tries to give Al (Richard Karn) advice. With Patricia Richardson.
Stereo-Typical
Tim (Tim Allen) gets into trouble with his family when he installs new stereo equipment in the house. With Patricia Richardson, Richard Karn.
Read My Hips
A peanut-rolling contest interferes with Jill's plans to spend an evening alone with Tim; Brad anticipates his first kiss.
Rites & Wrongs of Passage
Jill (Patricia Richardson) grounds Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) for hiding a dissected frog in cafeteria food and throwing bricks. With Tim Allen.
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No Harm, No Fowl
The household is annoyed when Gracie adopts an abandoned bird.
About a Girl
Dana pretends to be Ruby's mother to attract the attention of a single father she met in the park.
Dodgeball Club
Mike secretly forms an afterschool dodgeball club for the neighborhood kids in hope of building character in Boyd.
High Expectations
A car in the neighborhood is egged; when Mike and Vanessa won't let Eve quit soccer, Eve acts out by getting drunk at a party.
Ed's Twice Ex-Wife
Ed wants to get back together with his ex-wife, Wanda, even though they have gotten divorced twice; Kristin is apprehensive about getting Mandy a job at the diner.
Mother Fracker
When Vanessa gives a presentation about her job at an oil company during career day at Eve's school, Eve and her classmates think Vanessa is destroying the planet.
Lily B. Goode
Sean (Donal Logue) catches Lily (Lynsey Bartilson) making out with the neighbor boy (guest star Bret Harrison) and throws a bucket of chicken at him. With Megyn Price.
In My Room
After Sean finds Lily's fake ID, he breaks into her e-mail account to unmask her mischief-making friends.
The Pass
A successful guy that Jim went to high school with gives him a big contracting job and makes a pass at Cheryl over dinner.
Dana Gets Fired
Jim does more harm than good when he stands up to Dana's boss; Andy has trouble making arrangements for his birthday party.
Bo Diddley
Jim must decide between helping Cheryl through surgery or meeting his hero, Bo Diddley.
Deal With the Devlins
Jim and Cheryl's new friends turn out to be obnoxious, but they benefit from the relationship.
Knee Deep
Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) blames Tim (Tim Allen) when he injures his knee during a taping of ``Tool Time`` at home. Penn & Teller guest star.
Mark's Big Break
Suspicious Tim didn't like his ``Tool Time`` video, Mark makes another one, complete with a dance number set to ``Greased Lightning.``.
Young at Heart
A photograph of Tim (Tim Allen) and his new female mechanic (guest star Jenny McCarthy) puts a damper on Jill (Patricia Richardson) and Tim's wedding anniversary.
Love's Labor Lost
The Taylors' lives come to a halt when Jill (Patricia Richardson) is told she might need a hysterectomy. With Tim Allen.
Tanks for the Memories
Mike decides to start his own miniature tank collection after learning that the one belonging to a late neighbor has been sold; Kristin and Ed worry about a scathing review of Outdoor Man Restaurant.
He Shed She Shed
Mike builds a shed for Vanessa to work in -- and free up his space at home; Kyle struggles when Kristin is named employee of the month.
Outdoor Woman
Mike's ex-girlfriend, a famous rock climber, wants him to go on a trip with her to promote her line of climbing gear; Kristen and Ryan part with their old possessions.
Tattoo
Vanessa hopes a tattoo will help her become closer to her daughters; Kyle gives Ryan camping lessons.
Short & Curlies
As Eric prepares to leave for Africa, he and the guys get together in the basement one last time, but when Red learns what they've been doing, he cuts their reminiscing short.
'Til the Next Goodbye
When Jackie finds herself stranded in Point Place, she tries to avoid Hyde, but the two eventually meet and exchange bitter final words that leave Jackie looking to Kelso for consolation.
Bohemian Rhapsody
Even with Eric in Africa, Kitty and Red quickly see that their nest is not empty; when Jackie learns that Hyde had intended to propose to her, she tries to win him back.
Somebody to Love
Hyde plans to fire Leo after learning he almost put the store out of business; Jackie drags Fez and Donna out for a night on the town when she decides to move on.
Don't Fear the Reefer
While cutting a tree on Super Bowl Sunday, Sean sees Lily with a bag of marijuana and accidentally causes a neighborhood blackout.
Take It to the Limit
A trip to a water park ends in disaster when a declined credit card prevents the family from entering.
Parent Traps and Heart Attacks
When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.
A Little Weed and a Bad Seed
Problems arise on Beverly Rose's first day of kindergarten; Becky and Darlene have a disagreement; Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan's back pain.
Gag Reflexology
Just Chute Me; That's Nacho Cheese; When Fishes Sneeze.
Best Kid Pranks!
Big laughs in little packages.
Best Cop Pranks!
Gags in uniform.
Best Car Pranks!
Gags involving vehicles.
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The Sporting Life
A look at sports going bad in the house, on the tennis court, along the racetrack and on the athletic field.
Vacation Destination
A tidal wave smack down, the long embrace of an octopus and a van taking the wrong turn down a tight tunnel round out a montage of vacation misadventures.
Hyde Moves In
Hyde (Danny Masterson) moves in with Eric (Topher Grace) and his parents (Debra Jo Rupp, Kurtwood Smith) after his mom skips town with a truck driver.
The Good Son
Hyde outshines Eric as a model son; Red and Kitty find themselves at a party with a couple of swingers.
Overactive Glance
Jill makes Tim promise to stop looking at other women; industrial strength glue causes a sticky situation at work.
Groin Pains
Tim pulls a groin muscle and tries to keep it a secret from Jill.
Heavy Meddle
Tim invites the guys over to help him install an engine, but Jill turns the afternoon into a barbecue party.
The Haunting of Taylor House
Al (Richard Karn) helps Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) build a haunted house as part of a Halloween party for Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan).
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
Mom's Boyfriend
Cheryl's recently widowed mother (guest star Kathleen Noone) introduces her fiance to the family, drawing disapproval of the whirlwind romance.
Vegas, Baby: Part 1
Cheryl secretly plans a reunion between Jim and his estranged sister (Jennifer Coolidge) when the family takes a trip to Las Vegas.
Circle of Life
After Mike brings home a duck he shot for dinner, he is forced to try to explain the circle of life to Boyd.
Putting a Hit on Christmas
Mike decides to give Vanessa a family-free holiday for Christmas; Ed accidentally shoots a bald eagle.
Bullying
When Eve is suspended from school for calling a boy a bad name, Mike is surprised name calling would be considered bullying.
Attractive Architect
Outdoor Man's longtime architect, Bill McKenzie (Richard Karn), faces professional competition from a young, attractive woman; Vanessa wonders if her recent promotion was based on looks or talent.
I Wanna Be Suspended
Jimmy gets suspended after his father writes a note explaining that he missed school to see a Ramones concert.
Devil With a Plaid Skirt
Sean and Eddie (Donal Logue, Kevin Corrigan) stake out Lily's (Lynsey Bartilson) school after Sister Helen (guest star Miriam Flynn) complains that her uniform is too short.
The Helmet
An online bidding war reveals to Cheryl that Jim is spending money on memorabilia instead of a new dryer.
No Harm, No Fowl
The household is annoyed when Gracie adopts an abandoned bird.
About a Girl
Dana pretends to be Ruby's mother to attract the attention of a single father she met in the park.
Mom's Boyfriend
Cheryl's recently widowed mother (guest star Kathleen Noone) introduces her fiance to the family, drawing disapproval of the whirlwind romance.
Love's Labor Lost
Jill's mother visits to help Jill and Tim cope with the emotional highs and lows following Jill's surgery.
Neighbors
Wilson (Earl Hindman) wins a large sum of money and decides to build a greenhouse which annoys Tim (Tim Allen).
A Hardware Habit to Break
Tim decides to buy the hardware store from Harry, but wonders what he is doing wrong when it stops making money.
Loose Lips and Freudian Slips
Jill's (Patricia Richardson) professor overhears her insult him, which puts her at odds with the thesis committee.
The Marriage Doctor
Kyle shares his fears with Mike about meeting the church's new minister; Ryan helps Eve with her debate assignment.
The Shortcut
Ed plans a surprise dinner for Mike's 25 years at The Outdoor Man; Mandy wants her and Kyle to move in with her parents to save money after they're married.
Papa Bear
A bear wanders into the store when Kyle leaves the loading dock door open.
Gameday Forecast: Showers
Mike learns that Mandy and Kyle's wedding shower is on the same day as the big Broncos-Chargers game; Ryan offers to host the men's party at his place; Ed insists that abiding by his superstitious rituals is the only way the Broncos will win.
Stone Cold Crazy
Jackie moves into Fez's apartment after Kelso goes to Chicago; Sam helps Donna take sexy pictures of herself to send to Eric in Africa.
You're My Best Friend
In honor of Hyde's new married status, the guys decide to throw him a belated surprise bachelor party.
Misfire
Red and Kitty mark their 25th anniversary; Vic (Bruce Willis) offers Kelso a job at a gentlemen's club in Chicago.
Long Away
When Donna and Randy begin spending more time together, Fez and Jackie suspect that there is more going on than meets the eye.
Eddie Said Knock You Out
Sean and his neighbor, Mr. O'Keefe, decide to have a fight when their anger boils over; Eddie tries to fix the fight by bribing Mr. O'Keefe.
Safety Dance
Lily is accused of smuggling booze into a school dance; Eddie uses Walt as a goon to shake down his shady business associates.
Book Bans and Guillotine Hands
Dan encourages the family to decorate the house for Halloween; Harris takes a stand on an issue that ruffles a few feathers in Darlene's new neighborhood.
Take This Job and Shove It Twice
Darlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it's cracked up to be; when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity arises to work with Jackie at the Lunch Box.
Best Animal Pranks!
Funny gags on four legs.
Best Spooky Pranks!
Conjuring up hilarious gags.
Best Shocker Pranks!
Heart-stopping gags.
Best Stunt Pranks!
Gags amaze and amuse.
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Covers different themes in the search for the best and funniest videos from around the world; includes an entertaining look at relatable moments from real-life home movies.
Baby, It's Cold Outside
A look at an out of control snow plow, a skating team that is better off walking and kids and animals getting lost in the drifts.
Red's Last Day
On his last day at the plant, Red (Kurtwood Smith) and his co-workers get drunk at the local bar. With guest stars Paul Anka and Lyle Waggoner (as themselves).
The Velvet Rope
When the gang goes to a dance club, the bouncer bars Eric from entering; Kitty gives Red a self-help book.
Roomie for Improvement
Tim moves in with Al for the night to avoid catching Mark's chickenpox when the Andretti brothers visit the show.
May the Best Man Win
Jill (Patricia Richardson) finds a job with a Detroit magazine; Mr. Binford's daughter (Vicki Lewis) becomes Tim's (Tim Allen) new producer.
Where There's a Will, There's a Way
Jill and the boys (Patricia Richardson, Zachery Ty Bryan, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Taran Noah Smith) try to persuade Tim (Tim Allen) to sign his will.
Let's Did Lunch
Jill and Tim are caught in the middle when Dave begins dating Jill's friend and another woman at the same time.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
Vegas, Baby: Part 2
Cheryl secretly plans a reunion between Jim and his estranged sister (Jennifer Coolidge) when the family takes a trip to Las Vegas.
The Errand
Jim starts to resent being Cheryl's errand boy; Andy thinks flashing his wedding ring around will make him a ``chick magnet.``.
The Help
When Vanessa hires a new housekeeper, the topic of immigration comes up, leading to Ed checking the green cards of Outdoor Man employees; Kristin finds a new way to make money.
Mike's Pole
When Eve is inspired by her father's patriotism and decides to join the Junior ROTC, Vanessa is concerned.
Quarterback Boyfriend
Mike is so impressed with Mandy's new boyfriend that he offers him a job; Kristin navigates her relationship with Ryan.
What's in a Name?
Mike discovers that Boyd is no longer using the Baxter name; Kristin, Mandy and Eve make a Valentine's Day music video.
Action Mountain High
Lily is caught in a lie when she's forced to call her father to come pick her up at an amusement park.
You Can't Always Get What You Want
When Sean receives a small inheritance, he must choose between spending the money on a guitar or a water heater.
Vegas, Baby: Part 1
Cheryl secretly plans a reunion between Jim and his estranged sister (Jennifer Coolidge) when the family takes a trip to Las Vegas.
Vegas, Baby: Part 2
Cheryl secretly plans a reunion between Jim and his estranged sister (Jennifer Coolidge) when the family takes a trip to Las Vegas.
The Errand
Jim starts to resent being Cheryl's errand boy; Andy thinks flashing his wedding ring around will make him a ``chick magnet.``.
The Packer Ball
Jim panics when his son becomes a Green Bay Packers fan, and he tries to convert him to a Chicago Bears fan.
Trouble-a-Bruin
Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) decides to risk re-injuring himself in order to try out for a soccer scholarship.
Dead Weight
Tim and Jill comfort Al when his mother dies; a new producer makes Tim's job at ``Tool Time`` very unpleasant.
The Long and Winding Road
Many changes are on the way for the Taylors, starting with Tim's (Tim Allen) frustration with his new producer.
The Long and Winding Road
Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) need to decide their future and reminisce about the past eight years; Al (Richard Karn) gets married.
Where There's Smoke, There's Ire
Mandy starts vaping, to her parents' disappointment; Vanessa commiserates with a fellow teacher about the impending strike; Ryan and Kristin find a secret safe in the basement.
Boyd Will Be Boyd
Mike wants to give Boyd a shotgun for his 10th birthday, but Ryan is against the idea; Kyle and Mandy continue their wedding plans.
Trick or Treat
Mike decides that everyone in the family should dress up like each other for the annual Halloween party, hoping to turn everyone against the holiday.
A New Place for One of Our People
Mike attempts to teach Eve a hard lesson about life, but Eve's reaction throws Mike for a loop; Kyle attempts bartering to get Mandy an amazing wedding gift.
Fun It
The gang is bored hanging out in the basement, so Randy spices things up by taking everyone out to the local burger joint.
Good Company
At the salon, Fez meets a promiscuous older woman who is interested in more than just a wash, rinse and repeat.
Sweet Lady
When Jackie lands a job on a local celebrity talk show, she quickly learns that working in showbiz is not at all what she expected.
Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy
Jackie's new job at the station keeps her on edge as she assists crazy boss Christine St. George.
Relax
Sean accidentally outs a gay co-worker (guest star Sean O'Bryan) after seeing him at Action Mountain's ``gay day``; Eddie brings a date (guest star Natasha Lyonne) to dinner at Sean and Claudia's place.
The Kids Are Alright
Eddie offers to baby-sit the boys after Claudia and Sean win a free weekend in Atlantic City, but when they get home they find them locked in the basement.
Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries
Jackie must come to terms with her mother becoming ill; Darlene's job hunt proves to be more difficult than anticipated.
Crumbs and Couch Surfers
Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules.
Best Supermarket Pranks!
The funniest gags ever to hit the shelves.
Best Pranks on the Street!
Look both ways before falling for one of these gags!
Best Food Pranks!
Delicious comedy.
Best Shopping Pranks!
Hilarious shopping gags.
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Celebrations
People show how they celebrate with dancing, enjoying decorated cakes and watching explosive fireworks.
Man vs Machine
A look at people who are not good with technology; their friends, fortunately, know how to use a camera.
Laurie and the Professor
When Laurie's (Lisa Robin Kelly) professor (guest star Stephen Tobolowsky) comes to town, Eric (Topher Grace) catches them making out; Hyde (Danny Masterson) bunks with Eric.
Garage Sale
After sampling Hyde's (Danny Masterson) ``special`` brownies, Red (Kurtwood Smith) accidentally sells Eric's (Topher Grace) car at a garage sale.
Abandoned Family
Jill's (Patricia Richardson) growing responsibilities at the magazine force Tim (Tim Allen) to take charge of the domestic chores.
I'm Scheming of a White Christmas
Brad and Randy collect money for a Christmas charity; the Manhattan Transfer quartet appears on ``Tool Time.``.
Bell Bottom Blues
Tim (Tim Allen) installs a remote-control closet in the bedroom; Tim's fatherly hugs begin to embarrass Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan). With Patricia Richardson.
Howard's End
Tim confronts Jill about her individual checking account; Brad becomes careless when he baby-sits Jennifer's goldfish.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
The Packer Ball
Jim panics when his son becomes a Green Bay Packers fan, and he tries to convert him to a Chicago Bears fan.
We Have a Bingo
Jim feels guilty after cheating at a church's fund-raising bingo game.
Buffalo Bill Day
The Outdoor Man puts on a skit based on a Wild West Show starring Ed and Eve and directed by Mike; Mandy tries flirting with an oblivious Kyle.
Breaking Curfew
Mike wages psychological warfare after he catches Mandy sneaking into the house late at night; Kristin tries to hide her new romance from Boyd.
Private Coach
When Mike hires a private soccer coach in hope of helping Eve land a scholarship, the ladies of the Baxter household are charmed by the young man.
The Fight
Ryan winds up impressing Mike; after Mandy fails history and her laptop and cell phone are taken away, she starts using Mike's old ham radio.
Like a Virgin
Lily confides in Claudia that she is still a virgin, then Claudia reveals the news to Lily's friends.
Devil's Haircut
Sean tries to disguise the fact that he cut Henry's hair himself instead of taking him to a barber shop.
We Have a Bingo
Jim feels guilty after cheating at a church's fund-raising bingo game.
Getting to Know You
When Cheryl's friend gets expensive jewelry from her husband as gifts for no reason, Cheryl expects Jim to do the same; Jim finds these to be unreasonable requests and doubts the husband's intentions.
The Lemonade Stand
Jim encourages Gracie and Ruby to open a lemonade stand but does not anticipate fierce competition from a neighbor kid's stand.
ABC's & 123's
Jim tells Ruby's teacher that his wife is illiterate in order to lighten his daughter's homework load.
The Long and Winding Road
Tim and Jill need to decide their future and reminisce about the past eight years; Al and Trudy get married.
Pilot
After Jill explicitly tells Tim not to touch the dishwasher, he attempts to improve the dishwasher, which has explosive results.
Mow Better Blues
Mark (Taran Noah Smith) helps Tim (Tim Allen) replace the motor in the lawn mower with an engine from a high-powered motorcycle. With Patricia Richardson.
Off Sides
Tim must choose between keeping his promise to spend a romantic evening with Jill or watching a football game.
Bridezilla vs. the Baxters
Mandy's volatile pre-wedding day behavior causes Ed to opt out of the festivities, leaving Mandy to find a new best man for Kyle.
My Father the Car
Mike wants Chuck to sell him the car he recently inherited, but Joe is after the same thing; Kyle brings an ugly centerpiece for Thanksgiving dinner; Kristin and Ryan lay down the law after learning Eve's boyfriend stayed the night.
Precious Snowflake
Mike considers whether to follow the politically correct guidelines for his speech at Mandy's graduation; Eve's friend's boasting about her life away at college leaves Eve feeling discouraged.
Help Wanted
After losing her teaching job, Vanessa drives her family members crazy by spending all of her time hovering over them; Ryan and Kyle compete to see who knows more about zombies and how to survive an apocalypse.
Who Needs You
Jackie nearly gets Fez evicted but makes it up to him by winning over their landlord with her passion for fashion.
Killer Queen
When a guest cancels a booking on ``What's Up, Wisconsin?``, Jackie's job is on the line unless she finds a replacement.
Spread Your Wings
Donna wonders whether dating Randy is the right thing; Fez tries to impress the ladies. Isaac Hayes guest stars as himself.
Keep Yourself Alive
On the way home from the county fair, Fez accidentally throws Kitty's wedding ring out the window.
Swearin' to God
After Sister Helen uses some unholy language, Sean blackmails her into doing some favors for him and his family.
Eddie and This Guy With Diamonds
When Claudia sees Sean working with a correctional cleanup crew, he confesses he was arrested for buying stolen jewelry; Lily and Brad join together to rectify the poor treatment donkeys receive at the school's annual, charity event.
The Dog Days of Christmas
Dan meets his in-laws for the first time when Louise's family comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.
Two More Years and a Stolen Rose
The death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie's high school brings old classmates together; Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favor.
Best Sports Pranks!
Incredible sports pranks.
Best Pranks in the Park!
Not just another Sunday in the park with these laughs.
Best Restaurant Pranks!
Serving up a special menu of our favorite pranks.
Best Pranks in the Mall!
Attention shoppers, these gags are hysterical!
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Down and Dirty
Hilarious pigs take a roll in the dirt, troublemakers make a mess of a kitchen, and there's some playtime in the sand.
Games People Play
The video dance revolution; crazy family game nights; grandma's rendition of lively entertainment.
I Love Cake
When Donna (Laura Prepon) tells Eric (Topher Grace) she loves him, he has trouble saying it back; Bob (Don Stark) walks out on Midge (Tanya Roberts).
Red's Birthday
While Bob and Midge (Don Stark, Tanya Roberts) decide to have an open marriage, Eric (Topher Grace) questions what it means to be a boyfriend.
Love Is a Many Splintered Thing
Tim and Jill question what holds their marriage together when Tim does poorly on a compatibility test.
Dances With Tools
Tim's (Tim Allen) anniversary gift for Jill (Patricia Richardson) is ballroom dancing lessons for both of them. Guest stars Ann Miller.
You're Driving Me Crazy, You're Driving Me Nuts
Tim refuses to stop and ask for directions when he and Jill become lost in a snowstorm while driving to a wedding.
Bye, Bye, Birdie
Tim contends with a bothersome woodpecker; Brad breaks up with Jennifer, and Tim and Jill become his tutors.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
Getting to Know You
When Cheryl's friend gets expensive jewelry from her husband as gifts for no reason, Cheryl expects Jim to do the same; Jim finds these to be unreasonable requests and doubts the husband's intentions.
The Lemonade Stand
Jim encourages Gracie and Ruby to open a lemonade stand but does not anticipate fierce competition from a neighbor kid's stand.
College Girl
After Mandy is accepted by two colleges, Kristin decides to re-evaluate her life; during a date with Ryan, Kristin runs into Jon (Jonathan Taylor Thomas), a former co-worker from the diner, who now owns a hip restaurant.
Back to School
Mike learns that Kyle's new-found interest in philosophy is distracting him from his work; Mike worries about Boyd attending a bilingual school.
Driving Lessons
Despite having a good time teaching Eve how to drive, Mike thinks Vanessa should take over so she and Eve can bond; Mandy is annoyed by Mike's endless requests for Kyle to do work around the house.
Pledging
Vanessa encourages Mandy to enjoy college life and join a sorority; Ed goes under cover to investigate productivity on The Outdoor Man loading dock.
Eddie's Dead
Sean (Donal Logue) tries to keep Eddie (Kevin Corrigan) from hitting on a woman (guest star Julie Claire) Claudia (Megyn Price) is consoling after a break-up.
Catch Us if You Can
Sean (Donal Logue) and the boys are chased by angry sports fans after he causes the Yankees to lose a game.
Dana Dates Jim
Dana falls for a guy exactly like Jim but denies the similarities.
Scary Movie
Gracie and Ruby have nightmares after Jim takes them to a scary movie.
The Imaginary Friend
Jim invents an imaginary friend to avoid going to a couple's baby shower with Cheryl.
Paintball
After Cheryl's cooking class choice proves to be a disaster, Jim gets to pick paintball as the next couple's activity.
Satellite on a Hot Tim's Roof
Tim (Tim Allen) gets more than the big picture when he climbs on the roof to install a satellite dish. With Patricia Richardson.
Wild Kingdom
Tim (Tim Allen) reconsiders exterminating the basement pest when he discovers it may be a snake. With Patricia Richardson.
Adventures in Fine Dining
Tim makes a wager with Jill that he can end the rough behavior at dinner by teaching his sons table manners.
Nothing More Than Feelings
Tim makes an embarrassing comment about Jill on his TV show; a classmate tells Randy that he has girlish hands.
My Name Is Rob
Eve introduces her new boyfriend, Rob, to her dad and the rest of the family at Christmas dinner; Mandy persuades Kristin to give Kyle hints on what to get her for Christmas.
Three Sisters
Kristin steps in to help when Mike and Vanessa deny Eve's request for financial help; an awkward encounter brings Kyle and Ed closer together; Mike and Vanessa come up with a plan to bring the girls together.
Explorers
Mike is offered the chance to submit an artifact to a renowned museum; Mike and his buddies decide to do their colonoscopy prep together; the women plan a nostalgic slumber party.
A House Divided
Mike and Vanessa ask newlyweds Mandy and Kyle to tone down their open displays of affection; Kristen gets Eve a chance to play at the Grill, but Ed wants to fire her after a less than thrilling performance.
My Fairy King
Samantha's real husband shows up; Jackie makes of list of qualities she desires in a man.
Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Jackie seeks advice from Donna and a therapist when she realizes that she has feelings for Fez.
Son & Daughter
When Hyde's father asks him to housesit while he is out of town, the gang convinces Hyde to throw a party.
We Will Rock You
Jackie tries to seduce Fez with disco; Kitty and Red learn that their new neighbors are gay.
I Fought the In-Laws
Sparks fly between Sean and Claudia's father when her parents stop in for what turns out to be an extended visit.
Dust in the Wind
Sean and Eddie steal their cousin's ashes from the funeral parlor intending to honor his wishes and scatter his remains over the old water tower.
Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past
Darlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky's boundaries in the house; Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos.
Adding Insult to Injury
Darlene continues her search for a new job; Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.
Stranger Than Fiction
A living doll; spear fisherman; no smoking.
Of Mice and Men
An underwater camera; magic wand; slippery crook.
Nothing But Trouble
Bed buddies; whose car anyway; double trouble.
World of Wonder
Mud lunch; a mall proposal; ultra sound.
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Into the Wilderness
We'll journey off the beaten path with hilarious hunters and gatherers, spend time with our deer friends and scrape some knees while climbing trees.
The World of the Weird
We gawk at a man with all-powerful feet on his day at the beach, and enjoy a temperamental ventriloquist who speaks through a cheese sandwich.
Wild on the Water
We catch clumsy high-divers making a big splash by the pool, blow bubbles and swim with some outrageous ocean life below the surface.
Leisure Time Activity
We introduce you to some reckless Sunday drivers, watch clumsy skiers navigate the dreaded ski lift and see a plethora of slippery diving board fails.
Eric's Burger Job
Eric (Topher Grace) has a tough boss (guest star Danny Bonaduce) at the town's first fast-food burger joint; Donna's (Laura Prepon) party gets out of control. With Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher and Danny Masterson.
The Keg
Eric and Donna (Topher Grace, Laura Prepon) find a full keg of beer in the middle of the road and decide to throw a party. With Danny Masterson and Ashton Kutcher. Eve Plumb guest stars as Mrs. Burkhart.
Drive-In
Eric and Donna (Topher Grace, Laura Prepon) decide to double-date with Jackie and Kelso (Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher) at the drive-in; Red and Kitty (Kurtwood Smith, Debra Jo Rupp) dine out.
That Disco Episode
Hyde (Danny Masterson) takes dance lessons from Kitty (Debra Jo Rupp) to avoid embarrassment when the gang visits a disco. With Topher Grace, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
ABC's & 123's
Jim tells Ruby's teacher that his wife is illiterate in order to lighten his daughter's homework load.
Dana Dates Jim
Dana falls for a guy exactly like Jim but denies the similarities.
Ryan v. John Baker
Kristin finds herself comparing her boyfriend to John Baker (Jonathan Taylor Thomas), the ambitious owner of the restaurant she manages; as part of Eve's sniper/hunter training, she and Mike try to catch each other unaware.
Haunted House
Boyd finds Vanessa's ideas for the Halloween haunted house fundraiser too scary. Mike wants to help Boyd face his fears.
Larabee for School Board
When Mike is reluctant to support a neighbor in her bid for the school board, he comes under suspicion when campaign signs start disappearing; Eve gets mixed messages when Kristin and Many give her advice on romance.
Shoveling Snow
When Eve's neighbor beats her to starting her annual snow shoveling business, Mike gives her a lesson on capitalism and the free market.
Future Shock
Tim's obsession with daily routine prompts him and Jill to dream about their lives 35 years in the future.
Workshop 'Til You Drop
When Tim's boss tells the tale of his impending divorce, Tim decides to attend a couples workshop with Jill.
The Empty Gesture
Cheryl gets stranded on the roof retrieving a tablecloth for Thanksgiving dinner, and no one notices her absence until she disables the television.
Rules of Engagement
Cheryl caters to Jim's every whim to make up for a fight he does not remember from the night before.
Secret Santa
Dana puts her name on one of Cheryl's presents to Jim, then takes all the credit when he raves about it.
House for Sale
The irritating Devlins bid on the house across the street from Jim and Cheryl.
Burnin' Love
Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) prepares to express his true feelings for Lauren, only to discover she loves another. With Tim Allen.
Al's Video
Tim's (Tim Allen) creativity gets way out of hand when Al (Richard Karn) asks him to direct a how-to video. With Patricia Richardson.
Whose Car Is It Anyway?
Despite Jill's (Patricia Richardson) warnings, Tim (Tim Allen) takes her pricey foreign sports car out for a spin.
I Was a Teenage Taylor
Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) revert to childhood to convince Randy and Brad (Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Zachery Ty Bryan) they are not too old for Halloween.
Renee is an ordinary gal who struggles with feelings of insecurity and inadequacy. After awakening from a fall, she suddenly gains a renewed sense of self-confidence that makes her believe she is the most beautiful and capable woman on the planet.
Jill and Her Sisters
Jill (Patricia Richardson) and her three sisters are at odds when a provocative secret is revealed during a family visit. With Tim Allen.
The Tool Man Delivers
Tim (Tim Allen) proves how handy he really is when Heidi (Debbe Dunning) goes into labor and he has to deliver the baby. With Patricia Richardson.
The Wood, the Bad, and the Hungry
Nightmares torment Tim (Tim Allen) when he feels guilty for not inviting a friend (Jim Labriola) to Thanksgiving dinner. Guest stars: Mario and Michael Andretti.
The Kids Are Alright
Eric has second thoughts about moving to Madison with Donna; Jackie is vexed when Hyde finds someone new (Estella Warren); Laurie returns home to her new husband after a wild honeymoon in Cancun.
Join Together
Jackie and Hyde turn to Kelso for relationship advice; Donna prepares to leave for Madison without Eric.
Magic Bus
Eric celebrates his 18th birthday by dropping Donna off at the bus station for her move to Madison; Red and Kitty get intimate for the first time since his heart attack.
The Acid Queen
Kelso tries to prove he hooked up with the high-school valedictorian (Shannon Elizabeth) at a Molly Hatchet concert; Eric attempts to check out adult magazines at the local library.
Tears of a Clown
A weiner rub; corkscrewed; milk fake.
Zoo Loose
Doggy day care; safe bet; hand me a drink.
Curiouser and Curiouser
Head Massage; Mistaken Identity; Meditation.
Outdoor Fun
In Case of Emergency; Take That; Puff Pastry.
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Workin' Man Blues
Tim and Jill become concerned when Brad pays more attention to his first part-time job than his school work.
No Place Like Home
At Christmas, Tim considers buying the house he grew up in when he learns the current owners plan to renovate.
The Flirting Game
After teasing Tim about buying something because the saleswoman flirted with him, Jill wonders if flirting could get her a job.
The Karate Kid Returns
Tim is surprised to learn Wilson's visiting cousins are the Beach Boys; Mark saves Randy from a bully.
Totally Tool Time
Tim tries to please some Swedish businessmen who are interested in bringing ``Tool Time`` to their country.
A Funny Valentine
Tim's late father's old flame contacts him; Randy and Brad ponder what gifts to give their girlfriends.
Wilson's World
Wilson (Earl Hindman) tries to become more ``normal`` when he is criticized for his artistic self-expression. With Tim Allen.
Something Old, Someone Blue
Al reveals a secret to Tim and the guys before his wedding to Ilene.
A Little Weed and a Bad Seed
Problems arise on Beverly Rose's first day of kindergarten; Becky and Darlene have a disagreement; Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan's back pain.
Book Bans and Guillotine Hands
Dan encourages the family to decorate the house for Halloween; Harris takes a stand on an issue that ruffles a few feathers in Darlene's new neighborhood.
Scary Movie
Gracie and Ruby have nightmares after Jim takes them to a scary movie.
The Imaginary Friend
Jim invents an imaginary friend to avoid going to a couple's baby shower with Cheryl.
Vanessa Fixes Kyle
Vanessa feels guilty after encouraging Mandy to end things with Kyle, so she decides to try to make things right.
Thanksgiving
On Thanksgiving, Mike's dad (Robert Forster) announces plans to open a recreational marijuana store; Mike worries what message his dad's business venture will send to the family.
Spanking
When Bud gives Boyd a spanking, he's surprised to learn Mike disagrees with his style of discipline; Kyle thinks Mandy's gift of a porkpie hat is an effort to brand him.
Elfie
Mandy arranges a holiday surprise for the family's housekeeper; Vanessa gives Boyd an elf doll and tells him it's magical.
Babies Having Babies
Bachelor roommates experience relationship problems; with Rob Schneider; Ron Eldard; Justine Bateman.
Temptation
Kevin makes a discovery about Sarah's past; Jamie injures his neck.
Dana Dates the Reverend
Dana falls for the Rev. Pierson (guest star Chris Elliott) after he sets her up with a promising job lead.
The Best Man
Jim tries to convince his friend Danny (Dan Aykroyd) not to back out on his wedding plans with Laraine (Laraine Newman).
Cheryl Sings
Cheryl brags to her cousin that she is the lead singer in Jim's band.
When You Wish to Be a Star: Part 1
Dana's boss replaces Jim with a handsome actor (Ingo Rademacher) in a commercial starring Cheryl and the children.
Communication Breakdown
Tim and Jill ponder their relationships with the boys when they witness a blowup between Harry and his son.
My Son, the Driver
Brad fails to tell the truth about his car accident; three generations of the Al Unser car-racing family visit ``Tool Time.``.
Insult to Injury
A ``Tool Time`` mishap may prevent Tim from keeping an important date with Mark and setting a tool show record.
Family Un-Ties
Jill (Patricia Richardson) has trouble dealing with the fact that the boys no longer want to spend much time with her. With Tim Allen.
Ruby's First Date
Jim asks Dana for help while Cheryl is away; Jim and Dana follow Ruby on her date with an older boy.
Period Peace
Jim reads Ruby and Gracie's diaries to find out why they can't seem to stop fighting, and realizes that his daughters need some delicate motherly advice.
The Rendezvous
Jim and Cheryl attempt to plan for some romantic time alone, but when the kids demand all of her attention, Jim plans to meet Cheryl for a tryst in the airport lounge.
Goodwill Hunting
While Cheryl is still in Florida, Jim donates all of the kids' old furniture and clothes to charity to clear the garage for a cigar lounge; Cheryl calls Jim with a special announcement.
All Dolled Up
With Cheryl on bed rest, Jim hosts Gracie's doll-themed party, turning the girly tea party into a wild squirt-gun fight.
Pregnancy Brain
Jim tries to convince Cheryl that it was her idea to turn the basement into a media room instead of a room for Gracie and Ruby, blaming her forgetfulness on pregnancy.
The Gift Certificate
Jim uses Andy's gift certificate just before Andy remembers he has it and invites Jim to help him use it.
I Drink Your Milkshake
Jim institutes a tribunal system to stop the children from bickering, and it works well for solving the children's problems but backfires when he and Andy have an argument.
The Bed
Kevin and Sarah (Ron Eldard, Justine Bateman) disagree over replacing his bed.
Hot Parkas
Jamie's photo of a man committing suicide gets him in trouble with the police.
Getting the Bugs Out
Sarah shares quarters with the guys when her apartment is fumigated.
Jamie's in Love
Jamie falls in love with the guys' new housekeeper.
Cops and Robbers
Thanks a Million; No Dummy; Speed Trap.
If We Only Knew
Statue of imitation; not dead yet; silent auction.
Every Day's a New Day
Dog day afternoon; cutting it loose; laser focus.
All Mixed Up
Last Gas; Gorilla My Dreams; Kindergarten Cop.
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It's All Relative
We take a look at a few disastrous family photo shoots, some of the most outrageous grandparents and celebrate some healthy sibling rivalries.
Communing With Nature
We venture into the woods with some clumsy hikers, join a few hilarious fishermen and show you exactly why peacocks should never drink.
Sleepover
Eric is thrilled when Donna sneaks over to his room for a sleepover; Hyde's new boss at the photo shop is a dope.
Halloween
On a visit to their haunted, burned-down grammar school, Donna and Jackie stumble across the gang's permanent records.
Karate or Not, Here I Come
Despite Jill's (Patricia Richardson) disapproval, Tim (Tim Allen) convinces Mark (Taran Noah Smith) to join a karate class.
Shooting Three to Make Tutu
Jill wants Mark to see his first ballet, but Tim spoils her plans; Jill convinces Tim to leave Randy and Brad at home alone.
Much Ado About Nana
Tim receives the cold shoulder from both Jill and her visiting mother when he tries to mediate a dispute between them.
Ex Marks the Spot
Tim gets into trouble with Jill when he bumps into his high-school girlfriend, who insists on meeting his wife.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
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Paintball
After Cheryl's cooking class choice proves to be a disaster, Jim gets to pick paintball as the next couple's activity.
The Empty Gesture
Cheryl gets stranded on the roof retrieving a tablecloth for Thanksgiving dinner, and no one notices her absence until she disables the television.
All About Eve
Vanessa worries Eve will become an outcast after she posts one of Mike's vlogs on her Facebook page; the Baxters have a run-in with the law.
Breaking Boyd
Mike and Ryan vehemently disagree when a school counselor suggests that Boyd start ADHD medication; Mandy tries to get good grades.
Renaming Boyd's School
Boyd's school considers a change after his research on its namesake causes outrage; Mandy relies on Blanca's expertise while working on a class project.
Tasers
Speculation begins when a bouquet of roses is delivered anonymously to the Baxter household; Vanessa is disappointed with the gift she receives from Mike.
Jimmy's Got a Gun
Sean and Claudia (Donal Logue, Megyn Price) are dismayed when Walt (Richard Riehle) gives Jimmy (Griffin Frazen) a BB gun for his birthday.
Jimmy Was Kung-Fu Fighting
Jimmy fantasizes about blowing away a bully with his new kung fu moves, a la ``Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.``.
When You Wish to Be a Star: Part 2
Jim takes umbrage at being replaced as the father in a promotional shoot for a cruise line. Ingo Rademacher guest stars.
No Crime, but Punishment
Gracie's recent misbehavior makes Jim think she is lying about a friend giving her a new video game.
The Baby
Jim's sister (Jennifer Coolidge) shows up on his doorstep -- pregnant.
Who's the Boss?
Andy resents a wealthy client (Nana Visitor), then ends up dating her.
Flying Sauces
Tim decides to teach the boys a lesson after they tell Mark that the others in the family are aliens from another planet.
Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble
Tim and the ``Tool Time`` crew begin work on Tim's bathroom, motivated by overcrowding and Jill's ultimatum.
Reach Out and Teach Someone
Tim tries to prove a point to Jill by hosting an all-female show to teach women how to do household repairs.
Look Who's Not Talking
Tim (Tim Allen) agrees to clean the house for Jill (Patricia Richardson) while she works on a fund-raising speech.
The Fixer
Mike plans to get Ryan and Kyle adept at fixing things around the house by pitting them against each other; Eve's boyfriend tells her he loves her.
The Force
Eve surprises Mike and Vanessa with her decision about college; Kyle and Mandy decide to have Ed's recently deceased dog stuffed.
The Friendly Library
The winner of the ``Meet Outdoor Man`` contest thinks Mike's video log contains secret messages; Vanessa starts a lending library to meet people in her neighborhood; Chuck adjusts to his new life after his wife takes a job in Los Angeles.
Take Me to Church
After becoming worried that their daughters don't attend church anymore, Mike and Vanessa take it upon themselves to make church more interesting; Ryan has Kyle as a guest on his podcast, but the two don't expect their wives to hear the conversation.
Leaving Home Ain't Easy
Jackie makes Fez's life miserable when she declares her love and he turns her down.
Sheer Heart Attack
Fez decides to stop being a player and settle down with one woman; Hyde convinces Red to sell his heart medication.
Love of My Life
Red and Kitty show their home to prospective buyers; Jackie tells Fez the truth about how she feels.
That '70s Finale
Donna prepares for college; Kelso returns to ring in the '80s with his friends.
Oops! ... I Did It Again
Sean panics when he finds a home pregnancy test in Lily's trash can, but she denies it's hers; Dean convinces Lily to get a tattoo with him. Joseph ``Rev. Run`` Simmons of Run-DMC guest stars.
We Didn't Start the Fire
Claudia is incredulous when Sean quits his union job to go into business with Eddie, buying an Irish pub on Staten Island.
Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy
Harris makes a big announcement; Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.
Hiding in and Moving Out
Harris takes her anger out on Darlene; Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.
Just Clowning Around
Sharp Dressed Man; No Way Valet; Hot Pants.
Every Which Way Pranks
Harsh Critics; Air Dale; She's a Knockout.
Cranky Cops
Where There's Smoke; Knock Knock; Voodoo Child.
What Goes Around
Nausiating Party; Trying Our Patience; Ladder Day.
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Life of the Party
Why pigs, dogs and parrots are the real party animals; popping champagne; why hair and fire don't mix.
Living on the Edge
Videos making the countdown include some nervous bungee jumpers, fearless senior citizens and the least coordinated pole dancers on the planet.
Eric Gets Suspended
Eric (Topher Grace) gets suspended from school while holding Donna's (Laura Prepon) cigarette; Hyde and Fez (Danny Masterson, Wilmer Valderrama) go on a double date. Guest star: Melissa Joan Hart.
Van Stock
Donna (Laura Prepon) becomes suspicious when Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) takes Laurie (Lisa Robin Kelly) to Van Stock instead of Jackie (Mila Kunis). With Topher Grace.
To Build or Not to Build
Tim and the boys (Tim Allen, Zachery Ty Bryan, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Taran Noah Smith) retreat to the garage to construct a Mother's Day present for Jill (Patricia Richardson).
Birth of a Hot Rod
Jill takes matters into her own hands after Tim begins ignoring the household repairs to tinker with his hot rod.
The Great Race
Tim competes against Bob Vila in a lawn mower race for charity.
Maybe, Baby
Jill (Patricia Richardson) is overcome with the desire to have another child. Tim Allen stars.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
Rules of Engagement
Cheryl caters to Jim's every whim to make up for a fight he does not remember from the night before.
Secret Santa
Dana puts her name on one of Cheryl's presents to Jim, then takes all the credit when he raves about it.
Stud Muffin
The Baxters' neighbor tells them that their dog impregnated his German Shepherd; Eve leaves a note on the parked car Mandy hit.
Eve's Boyfriend
Eve refuses to talk about her new boyfriend; Kristin and Mandy are concerned when they think Eve and her boyfriend will both be going on the same junior ROTC overnight camping trip.
Project Mandy
After Mandy shows off her clothing designs at a student fashion show, she announces her plan to quit school and start her career.
Hard-Ass Teacher
Eve tries to avoid a class with a tough teacher so she can get straight A's and go to college at West Point.
Loser
An exasperated Sean (Donal Logue) cheats to help his son's (Jake Burbage) pathetic soccer team win a game.
Mrs. Finnerty, You've Got a Lovely Daughter
Much to her father's chagrin, Lily and her friends decide to do a bawdy dance number at the school talent show.
The Truck
Jim is unable to transport the girls' papier-mache grizzly bear to school because he lost his truck in an arm-wrestling match and refuses to ask for it back.
The Toilet
When Cheryl decides to remodel the bathroom, Jim insists that it include a stainless-steel toilet that talks.
Trashed
Cheryl asks Jim to put the kids' artwork in storage, but he disposes of it elsewhere, thinking Cheryl will not notice.
The Marriage Bank
Jim agrees to go to a couples seminar, hoping Cheryl will reciprocate by letting him go on a fishing trip with Andy.
Yule Better Watch Out
Tim gets wrapped up in a Christmas house-decorating competition with his neighbor; Mark believes that Santa has died.
Up Your Alley
Tim's (Tim Allen) pride is crushed when Jill (Patricia Richardson) beats him at bowling; Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) runs into a bully at the alley.
For Whom the Belch Tolls
Tim's free-spirited college pal (Christopher McDonald) drives Jill (Patricia Richardson) crazy when he comes to visit. With Tim Allen.
Forever Jung
Brad prepares for his first date with Jennifer; Jill's feminist girlfriend Karen is expected to visit.
House of Tutor
Vanessa takes Mike's advice to expand her tutoring business but becomes frustrated when he gets too involved; Kyle works to become a powerful entrepreneur.
Heavy Meddle
Mike and Vanessa disagree over how Eve should handle the situation when her boyfriend doesn't invite her to a family event; Kristin and Ryan doubt Mandy and Kyle's ability to find clues in an escape room.
