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The King of Queens
Sparing Carrie
Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link: his wife, Carrie.
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558 upcoming programs Wed, May 27 8:30 PM
The King of Queens
Net Prophets
Carrie insists on using Doug's Christmas bonus to invest in Internet stock.
Wed, May 27 9:00 PM
The King of Queens
Block Buster
Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.
Wed, May 27 9:30 PM
The King of Queens
Frozen Pop
Arthur disrupts Carrie and Doug's lives by moving from the cold basement to the much warmer second floor.
Wed, May 27 10:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
And the Plot Moistens
Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.
Wed, May 27 10:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
Wed, May 27 11:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Arguments for the Quickie
Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.
Wed, May 27 11:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
Thu, May 28 12:00 AM
George Lopez
The Wedding Dance
George gets more than he bargained for when he asks intoxicated Angie to slow dance with him at a backyard wedding.
Thu, May 28 12:30 AM
George Lopez
Love Bites
George and Angie feel compelled to elaborate on the birds and the bees as their daughter Carmen matures.
Thu, May 28 1:00 AM
George Lopez
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey
George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner.
Thu, May 28 1:30 AM
George Lopez
Charity
When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control.
Thu, May 28 2:00 AM
Roseanne
One for the Road
Roseanne, Dan and DJ visit Roseanne's parents; Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with her girlfriend Dana, but they get drunk instead.
Thu, May 28 2:30 AM
Roseanne
An Officer and a Gentleman
Roseanne must visit her parents, so she hands over household tasks to her sister Jackie; Roseanne is very worried about how Jackie will handle it.
Thu, May 28 3:00 AM
The Nanny
The Boca Story
Fran (Fran Drescher) realizes just how much she misses her mother when Sylvia (Renee Taylor) buys a condo in Boca Raton, Fla. Guest stars: Miss Universe Alicia Machado and Miss USA Brook Lee.
Thu, May 28 3:30 AM
The Nanny
Fran's Gotta Have It
Fran (Fran Drescher) hopes to turn Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business trip to London into a romantic getaway for the two of them. Celine Dion appears as herself.
Thu, May 28 4:00 AM
The Nanny
The Morning After
Fran (Fran Drescher) thinks she has finally landed Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy), but a visit from her cousin (Roseanne) soon puts a stop to that.
Thu, May 28 4:30 AM
The Nanny
First Date
Maxwell and Fran (Charles Shaughnessy, Fran Drescher) have their first date -- at a party being thrown by Elton John (guest starring as himself).
Thu, May 28 5:00 AM
Bob Hearts Abishola
Diamonds Are Made to Sparkle
When Bob second-guesses selling MaxDot, a new buyer presents a compelling offer; the prospect of new wealth has Abishola stuck between her conservative nature to hide it and Nigerian pressure to flaunt it.
Thu, May 28 5:30 AM
Bob Hearts Abishola
Every Subpoena Is a Tiny Hug
When Christina gets a new job at a sock startup, the family is supportive until it finds out the new company is more successful than MaxDot.
Thu, May 28 6:00 AM
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Thu, May 28 7:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
Man to Man
Jonathan and Mark help a dying tycoon to reconnect with his only son; they decide it their mission to help the family reconcile their differences before it is too late.
Thu, May 28 8:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
Jonathan Smith Goes to Washington
A U.S. senator opposes Jonathan and Mark's efforts to pass legislation that could save a little girl's life.
Thu, May 28 9:00 AM
Malcolm & Eddie
Sneaky, Thieving, Double-Crossing Dates From Hell
Leonard's date humiliates him at the Fifty/Fifty Club; Eddie's date plans to broadcast their rendezvous over the Internet.
Thu, May 28 9:30 AM
Malcolm & Eddie
A Fowl and Stormy Night
Malcolm and Eddie find themselves stranded in a deserted town by a hurricane on Thanksgiving.
Thu, May 28 10:00 AM
The Steve Harvey Show
That's My Momma
Steve's mother (guest star Isabel Sanford) comes to town for Thanksgiving and pressures her son (Steve Harvey) to settle down. With Merlin Santana.
Thu, May 28 10:30 AM
The Steve Harvey Show
Pool Sharks Git Bit
Steve and Cedric must prove their skill as pool players when Romeo and Bullethead lose school funds to some hustlers.
Thu, May 28 11:00 AM
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper
The Courtship of Mark Cooper
While defending himself in court, Mark (Mark Curry) realizes the plaintiff's lawyer (Lela Rochon) is a woman he once dumped.
Thu, May 28 11:30 AM
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper
Wedding Bell Blues
Mark (Mark Curry) tries to steer P.J. (Nell Carter) away from marriage; Queen Latifah meets an ardent fan -- Nicole (Raven-Symone). Queen Latifah guest stars as herself.
Thu, May 28 12:00 PM
The Nanny
The Will
Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) asks Fran (Fran Drescher) to be guardian of his children in the event of his death.
Thu, May 28 12:30 PM
The Nanny
The Nanny Behind the Man
To help Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) efforts to woo a playwright (Ray Stricklyn), Fran (Fran Drescher) offers to set the man up with a feisty woman. Guest star: Roger Clinton.
Thu, May 28 1:00 PM
Roseanne
Two for One
Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair.
Thu, May 28 1:30 PM
Roseanne
Snoop Davey Dave
Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!
Thu, May 28 2:00 PM
Roseanne
Girl Talk
When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives.
Thu, May 28 2:30 PM
Roseanne
Sleeper
Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why.
Thu, May 28 3:00 PM
George Lopez
George Takes a Sentimental Ernie
George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.
Thu, May 28 3:30 PM
George Lopez
George Finds Therapy Benny-Ficial
Max witnesses a traumatic event at school and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.
Thu, May 28 4:00 PM
George Lopez
George Tries to Write a Wrong
When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.
Thu, May 28 4:30 PM
George Lopez
George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage
George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.
Thu, May 28 5:00 PM
Married ... With Children
Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel
Peggy and Al encounter former adversaries when they attend their high-school reunion.
Thu, May 28 5:30 PM
Married ... With Children
The Dateless Amigo
After his two best friends get dates, Bud summons up the courage to find a girl of his own.
Thu, May 28 6:00 PM
Married ... With Children
The Computer Show
The Bundy family decides to invest in a new home computer with a secret ability.
Thu, May 28 6:30 PM
Married ... With Children
Life's a Beach
A trip to the beach brings back memories of Al's adolescence.
Thu, May 28 7:00 PM
Married ... With Children
Here's Lookin' at You, Kid
Peggy is depressed when a neighborhood Peeping Tom peeps at everyone but her.
Thu, May 28 7:30 PM
Married ... With Children
Hot off the Grill
Al and Peggy reverse gender roles when he plans the annual family Labor Day barbecue.
Thu, May 28 8:00 PM
The King of Queens
Party Favor
Carrie helps Doug plan a bachelor party after she volunteers him to be the friendless Danny's best man.
Thu, May 28 8:30 PM
The King of Queens
Fair Game
Doug (Kevin James) is distraught when he learns that Carrie (Leah Remini) has been cheating at board games. With Jerry Stiller.
Thu, May 28 9:00 PM
The King of Queens
The Shmenkmans
Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children; Arthur rediscovers a breakfast cereal from his childhood.
Thu, May 28 9:30 PM
The King of Queens
Meet By-Product
Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight.
Thu, May 28 10:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Working for Caligula
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.
Thu, May 28 10:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Who's Vod Kanockers?
Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.
Thu, May 28 11:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.
Thu, May 28 11:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
A Pot-Smoking Monkey
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
Fri, May 29 12:00 AM
George Lopez
Meet the Cuban Parents
Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter.
Fri, May 29 12:30 AM
George Lopez
This Old Casa
Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.
Fri, May 29 1:00 AM
George Lopez
Super Bowl
Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death.
Fri, May 29 1:30 AM
George Lopez
The Valentine's Day Massacre
George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.
Fri, May 29 2:00 AM
Roseanne
Born to Be Wild
Dan and Roseanne realise their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend, which leaves them feeling old and boring.
Fri, May 29 2:30 AM
Roseanne
Hair
Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.
Fri, May 29 3:00 AM
The Nanny
The Bobbie Fleckman Story
Promoter Bobbie Fleckman (Fran Drescher in her ``Spinal Tap`` role) shoots a rock video at the Sheffield mansion.
Fri, May 29 3:30 AM
The Nanny
Fransom
Fran (Fran Drescher) must find a way to raise $20,000 after she allows a dognapper to snatch C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) pooch.
Fri, May 29 4:00 AM
The Nanny
The Ex-Niles
Niles (Daniel Davis) quits in a huff when he learns that Fran (Fran Drescher) makes more money than he does. Guest stars: Dr. Joyce Brothers, Lainie Kazan.
Fri, May 29 4:30 AM
The Nanny
A Decent Proposal
Fran (Fran Drescher) plays up a meeting with Chevy Chase (guest starring as himself) to make Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jealous.
Fri, May 29 5:00 AM
Bob Hearts Abishola
These Giants Are Flexible
When Bob and Abishola go to New York with Dele for his Juilliard audition, Abishola reconnects with her brother Ade.
Fri, May 29 5:30 AM
Bob Hearts Abishola
Compress to Impress
Bob's not sure his family is cut out for the small screen when he decides to shoot a TV commercial for MaxDot and the director, Marion, wants the ad to focus on the Wheelers.
Fri, May 29 6:00 AM
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Fri, May 29 7:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
Oh Lucky Man
Mark and Jonathan become the target of con artists after Mark wins five million dollars.
Fri, May 29 8:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
Basinger's New York
Jonathan and Mark help a cynical newspaper columnist find the Christmas spirit when he can't come up with a story on Christmas Eve.
Fri, May 29 9:00 AM
Malcolm & Eddie
Your Number's Up
When Eddie forgets to pick up Malcolm's weekly lottery ticket, the number Malcolm has been playing for two years wins.
Fri, May 29 9:30 AM
Malcolm & Eddie
Bullets Over Kansas City
After Eddie's adversary makes him a job offer, Nicolette writes a story about rival nightclub owners in the 1920s.
Fri, May 29 10:00 AM
The Steve Harvey Show
Coming to Chicago
Steve (Steve Harvey) hurts Regina's (Wendy Raquel Robinson) feelings when he has a fling with an old flame. Guest star Brian McKnight plays himself.
Fri, May 29 10:30 AM
The Steve Harvey Show
African-American Me
Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) asks Steve (Steve Harvey) to back up her church choir on piano.
Fri, May 29 11:00 AM
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper
Truth or Consequences
Mark makes a hasty wager and must attend a party with a bald woman.
Fri, May 29 11:30 AM
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper
Trading Places
Mark (Mark Curry) wants Vanessa (Holly Robinson) to act as his wife to make a good impression on her new boss.
Fri, May 29 12:00 PM
The Nanny
A Fine Friendship
When Fran (Fran Drescher) befriends an attractive male nanny (Christopher Rich), Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) reveals his possessive side.
Fri, May 29 12:30 PM
The Nanny
Lamb Chop's on the Menu
C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) dog is the main suspect when house guest Shari Lewis' (guest starring as herself) puppet Lamb Chop is missing.
Fri, May 29 1:00 PM
Roseanne
Skeleton in the Closet
It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.
Fri, May 29 1:30 PM
Roseanne
Follow the Son
D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings; David finds that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy.
Fri, May 29 2:00 PM
Roseanne
Punch and Jimmy
Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home.
Fri, May 29 2:30 PM
Roseanne
White Men Can't Kiss
Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.
Fri, May 29 3:00 PM
George Lopez
George Is Being Elfish and Christ-Misses His Family
George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.
Fri, May 29 3:30 PM
George Lopez
George Enrolls Like That
George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.
Fri, May 29 4:00 PM
George Lopez
George Keeps Truant to Himself
George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.
Fri, May 29 4:30 PM
George Lopez
The Kidney Stays in the Picture
When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.
Fri, May 29 5:00 PM
Married ... With Children
Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics
When Peggy wins a week of fitness training, she changes her instructor's (Tom Lahm) healthy habits.
Fri, May 29 5:30 PM
Married ... With Children
Buck Saves the Day
While camping, Al and Steve become stranded in the woods when their van breaks down and must rely on Buck to save them.
Fri, May 29 6:00 PM
Married ... With Children
Tooth or Consequences
Al must go to see Marcy's dentist when he suffers from a toothache.
Fri, May 29 6:30 PM
Married ... With Children
He Ain't Much, But He's Mine
Peggy suspects a woman at the beauty parlor of having an affair with Al.
Fri, May 29 7:00 PM
Married ... With Children
Fair Exchange
To receive extra income, the Bundys agree to house a French foreign exchange student (Milla Jovovich).
Fri, May 29 7:30 PM
Married ... With Children
Desperately Seeking Miss October
To get money for a good luck charm, Peggy sells Al's Playboy magazine collection.
Fri, May 29 8:00 PM
The King of Queens
Wild Cards
Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon; Arthur threatens to injure Carrie's boss.
Fri, May 29 8:30 PM
The King of Queens
Surprise Artie
Doug (Kevin James) tries to keep Arthur (Jerry Stiller) busy while Carrie (Leah Remini) sets up a surprise party for his 75th birthday.
Fri, May 29 9:00 PM
The King of Queens
Big Dougie
Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protégé, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt.
Fri, May 29 9:30 PM
The King of Queens
Soft Touch
Doug (Kevin James) is duped by Tim (Bryan Cranston) into participating in a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters.
Fri, May 29 10:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.
Fri, May 29 10:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
Fri, May 29 11:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.
Fri, May 29 11:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Release the Dogs
Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.
Sat, May 30 12:00 AM
George Lopez
Girl Fight
Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).
Sat, May 30 12:30 AM
George Lopez
George vs. George
George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.
Sat, May 30 1:00 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
Real Men
When Karen forgets their anniversary date, Jeff takes Bill out instead; Big Jim offers his wisdom on childhood.
Sat, May 30 1:30 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
The Good, the Bad and the Hairless
Called a nerd for getting a good-behavior award from Principal Peavey (guest star Bob ``Captain Kangaroo`` Keeshan), Matt (Haley Joel Osment) pulls a ``cool`` prank.
Sat, May 30 2:00 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
Wrestling Opera
Avoiding the opera, Matt and Jeff go to a wrestling meet, where Jeff bumps into ``Macho Man'' Randy Savage.
Sat, May 30 2:30 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
Twister of Fate
As a twister hits, Jeff and Karen (Jeff Foxworthy, Ann Cusack) speculate about who should care for the boys if disaster strikes.
Sat, May 30 3:00 AM
The Nanny
Mommy and Mai
The orphan whom Fran and Val adopted for a grade-school project looks them up while visiting the United States.
Sat, May 30 3:30 AM
The Nanny
Fair Weather Fran
Fran fulfills her dream of being a weather forecaster when her grandmother's fiance turns out to be Bryant Gumbel's uncle.
Sat, May 30 4:00 AM
The Nanny
Educating Fran
Fran's love affair with her dream man is put in jeopardy by a little white lie and his obsession with astrology.
Sat, May 30 4:30 AM
The Nanny
From Flushing With Love
Fran (Fran Drescher) invites Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) to her family reunion at Niagara Falls hoping he'll feel romantic. Guest star: Spalding Gray.
Sat, May 30 5:00 AM
Bob Hearts Abishola
Olu! I Popped!
Bob and Abishola plan a trip to Las Vegas for Kemi's wedding; Kemi and Chukwuemeka get into an argument over his mother.
Sat, May 30 5:30 AM
Bob Hearts Abishola
I'll Sleep When I'm Dead
Dottie and Goodwin question Bob's ability to lead under pressure; Abishola is unsure if Bob's newfound success is worth it if it means he's never home.
Sat, May 30 6:00 AM
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Sat, May 30 7:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
All That Glitters
A small-time crook finds a briefcase containing $1 million and then needs help fending off the two hoods who ''lost'' the money.
Sat, May 30 8:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
Wally
Jonathan and Mark are assigned to reward the good deeds of a homeless street performer.
Sat, May 30 9:00 AM
Columbo
A Deadly State of Mind
A psychiatrist (George Hamilton) romances a wealthy patient (Lesley Ann Warren) then uses her in his alibi after killing her husband (Stephen Elliott).
Sat, May 30 10:30 AM
Columbo
A Case of Immunity
A foreign dignitary murders his rival then disguises the crime as part of a robbery blamed on college protesters.
Sat, May 30 12:00 PM
Columbo
A Matter of Honor
A retired bullfighter credited with saving a young man from a bull arranges the death of the boy's father to protect his own reputation.
Sat, May 30 1:30 PM
Columbo
Fade In to Murder
An egotistic TV detective matches wits with Columbo after murdering his producer, a former lover and current blackmailer.
Sat, May 30 3:00 PM
Columbo
Old-Fashioned Murder
The curator (Joyce Van Patten) of a strapped family-owned museum stages a robbery, for insurance, then murders to hide her crime; guests Celeste Holm, Tim O'Connor.
Sat, May 30 4:30 PM
Columbo
The Bye-Bye Sky-High IQ Murder Case
An accountant, embezzling to support his wife's lifestyle, murders his partner after the man discovers his crimes.
Sat, May 30 6:00 PM
Frasier
Hungry Heart
Frasier begins dating a woman (Illeana Douglas), unaware that she is the wife of his station manager (Tom McGowan).
Sat, May 30 6:30 PM
Frasier
Hooping Cranes
Niles sinks a half-court shot for a huge prize at a Seattle SuperSonics game, reigniting the sibling rivalry.
Sat, May 30 7:00 PM
Frasier
Docu.Drama
Roz asks Frasier to narrate her space documentary, but things sour when she asks John Glenn to replace him.
Sat, May 30 7:30 PM
Frasier
It Takes Two to Tangle
Frasier and Niles try to convince their father's wealthy new gal to support their former prep school.
Sat, May 30 8:00 PM
Frasier
Forgotten but Not Gone
Frasier blows his cork when Niles convinces members of the wine club not to partake in his radio show.
Sat, May 30 8:30 PM
Frasier
Daphne Returns
A slimmed-down Daphne returns from the spa and blames Niles for her initial weight gain.
Sat, May 30 9:00 PM
Columbo
Candidate for Crime
A senatorial candidate exploits death threats, fabricated for publicity, to kill his manager.
Sat, May 30 11:00 PM
Columbo
Swan Song
A gospel singer kills his evangelist wife when she denies him more money and threatens blackmail.
Sun, May 31 1:00 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
Field of Schemes
The Foxworthys attempt an upset win at the company picnic against tough competitors, including Lester and Harold.
Sun, May 31 1:30 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
Jeff's Life 101
Observations by the blue-collar owner (Jeff Foxworthy) of a fledgling business provide amusement for family and friends.
Sun, May 31 2:00 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
A Non-Affair to Remember
Jealous Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to stay cool when Karen's (Anita Barone) former flame arrives in town.
Sun, May 31 2:30 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
The Gene Pool
When Matt (Haley Joel Osment) resists swimming lessons, Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to learn with him.
Sun, May 31 3:00 AM
The Munsters
All-Star Munster
Due to an error, Marilyn's college tuition is not paid and she is told that she cannot return.
Sun, May 31 3:30 AM
The Munsters
If a Martian Answers, Hang Up
While listening to his ham radio, Herman mistakes some playing children for beings from outer space.
Sun, May 31 4:00 AM
The Munsters
Eddie's Nickname
Eddie refuses to return to school because the students call him ``Shorty.``.
Sun, May 31 4:30 AM
The Munsters
Bats of a Feather
Grandpa may become the first bat in space.
Sun, May 31 5:00 AM
Murdoch Mysteries
Do the Right Thing
When Murdoch and Ogden are abducted, newly appointed Inspector Crabtree's first order of business is finding them.
Sun, May 31 6:00 AM
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Sun, May 31 7:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
Song of Songs
After suffering a heart attack, a blind pianist turns to Mark and Jonathan to help him start a new life.
Sun, May 31 8:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
Night to Remember
Jonathan and Mark, posing as high-school teachers, help a diverse group of students deal with the trauma of the upcoming senior prom.
Sun, May 31 9:00 AM
Earth Odyssey With Dylan Dreyer
A Journey to Wild Australia
Dylan Dreyer explores Australia's remote outback, home to wild dingoes, cuddly koalas and the biggest fish on Earth -- the whale shark.
Sun, May 31 9:30 AM
Harlem Globetrotters: Play It Forward
Deep in the Heart
Jet brings his daughter for a stroll in the park with a group of dads supporting each other with strollers; the team heads to a gym to provide adaptive athletes a place to work out; the team pays tribute to an amazing Trotter and an incredible Coach.
Sun, May 31 10:00 AM
Wild Child
Reasons and Seasons
Sheinelle Jones discovers how color and camouflage shape the lives of animals, from chameleons and cheetahs to the common ladybug.
Sun, May 31 10:30 AM
Wild Child
Life on Land
Sheinelle Jones explores mountains, forests and deserts to put a spotlight on the animals who love life on land.
Sun, May 31 11:00 AM
Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild
The Pupfish of Death Valley
Peter and Dr. Rae travel to California's Death Valley to see one of the most endangered fish species on Earth; only a few hundred of these pupfish exist in Devils Hole, a deep-water cavern where conservationists carefully guard their population.
Sun, May 31 11:30 AM
Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild
Canaries of the Sea
Dr. Rae and Peter go on a mission of discovery to save beluga whales and their habitat; they meet the five belugas in human care at the Georgia Aquarium; then they travel to Churchill, Manitoba, to experience the magic of a curious beluga pod.
Sun, May 31 12:00 PM
The Nanny
The Yummy Mummy
Dr. Reynolds (Nora Dunn) tells the Sheffields to expect more than one baby; Fran (Fran Drescher) gets advice from Lynn Redgrave (guest starring as herself).
Sun, May 31 12:30 PM
The Nanny
California Here We Come
Maxwell's movie deal means the Sheffields may move to Hollywood, but Fran agonizes over leaving Sylvia behind.
Sun, May 31 1:00 PM
The Nanny
Ma'ternal Affairs
Fran (Fran Drescher) finds out her mother (Renee Taylor) is thinking about having an affair with a handsome doctor (guest star Joe Bologna). Steve Lawrence also guest stars.
Sun, May 31 1:30 PM
The Nanny
The Producers
Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to play matchmaker for Niles (Daniel Davis) and has him portray a producer to impress C.C. (Lauren Lane). With Charles Shaughnessy.
Sun, May 31 2:00 PM
The King of Queens
Two Thirty
When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist.
Sun, May 31 2:30 PM
The King of Queens
Window Pain
Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight.
Sun, May 31 3:00 PM
The King of Queens
Arthur, Spooner
Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep.
Sun, May 31 3:30 PM
The King of Queens
Kirbed Enthusiasm
Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.
Sun, May 31 4:00 PM
The King of Queens
Holy Mackerel
Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes.
Sun, May 31 4:30 PM
The King of Queens
Jung Frankenstein
Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray.
Sun, May 31 5:00 PM
The King of Queens
Mammary Lane
Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley.
Sun, May 31 5:30 PM
The King of Queens
Business Affairs
Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan.
Sun, May 31 6:00 PM
Frasier
The Wizard and Roz
Frasier catches his professional mentor (Rene Auberjonois) in a compromising position; Niles agrees to meet with Daphne's psychic evaluator (Fisher Stevens).
Sun, May 31 6:30 PM
Frasier
Semi-Decent Proposal
Frasier escorts Lana (Jean Smart) to a surprise birthday party while trying to woo her friend (Patricia Clarkson).
Sun, May 31 7:00 PM
Frasier
A Passing Fancy
Frasier arrives at a surprise birthday party with Lana (Jean Smart) then tries to woo her friend (Patricia Clarkson).
Sun, May 31 7:30 PM
Frasier
A Day in May
Frasier comforts a man (Patrick Breen) whose wife abandoned him and took their four children with her.
Sun, May 31 8:00 PM
Frasier
Cranes Go Caribbean
The gang heads to the Caribbean, where Frasier begins to question his new romance with Claire (Patricia Clarkson).
Sun, May 31 8:30 PM
Frasier
The First Temptation of Daphne
Daphne is jealous when she learns that Niles is counseling an attractive female patient who is obsessed with him.
Sun, May 31 9:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.
Sun, May 31 9:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
Sun, May 31 10:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
City of Great Racks
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
Sun, May 31 10:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
Sun, May 31 11:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
Sun, May 31 11:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
Mon, Jun 1 12:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
Mon, Jun 1 12:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Tight's Good
After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.
Mon, Jun 1 1:00 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
Elliot and Victoria's Secret
Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to take his father-in-law (guest star Dakin Matthews) on a fishing trip to get to know him better.
Mon, Jun 1 1:30 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
Womb With a View
Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) learns that the director (guest star Hamilton Camp) of Matt's school programs has a video of Karen (Anita Barone) giving birth.
Mon, Jun 1 2:00 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
With Two You Get Cow's Milk
Karen (Anita Barone) sends Jeff and Elliot (Jeff Foxworthy, Dakin Matthews) on a Halloween scavenger hunt.
Mon, Jun 1 2:30 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
Jeff & Ray & Rascal's Big Adventure
Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to keep track of Elliot's prize dog and Karen's patient (guest star Harry Morgan).
Mon, Jun 1 3:00 AM
The Munsters
Don't Bank on Herman
When Lily sends Grandpa and Herman to the bank, they wind up involved in a robbery.
Mon, Jun 1 3:30 AM
The Munsters
Dance With Me, Herman
After seeing the school ball's invitation, Herman takes dancing lessons from a shady dance instructor.
Mon, Jun 1 4:00 AM
Bob Hearts Abishola
Fumble in the Dark
Abishola and Kemi are conflicted as to how to handle Morenike after she confides her deepest secret to them; when Bob gets credit for Christina's idea for a Twitter marketing campaign, she considers leaving MaxDot.
Mon, Jun 1 4:30 AM
Bob Hearts Abishola
Light Duty
Abishola and Kemi take Christina to see a Yoruba priest, where she learns that her toxic relationship with her mother may be stifling her growth; Bob deals with the fallout of promoting Kofo over Goodwin when Goodwin has a panic attack at work.
Mon, Jun 1 5:00 AM
Murdoch Mysteries
Do the Right Thing
Conflicted about exonerating a murderer to save their daughter, Murdoch and Ogden abduct the socialite to face justice.
Mon, Jun 1 6:00 AM
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Mon, Jun 1 6:30 AM
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Mon, Jun 1 7:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
A Mother and a Daughter
Fearing success may end Jonathan's stay on Earth, Mark hampers efforts to reconcile a mother and daughter.
Mon, Jun 1 8:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
Normal People
Controversy and misunderstanding split a neighborhood when a halfway house for mental patients opens.
Mon, Jun 1 9:00 AM
Malcolm & Eddie
The Best Men
Malcolm hires a stripper for Eddie's cousin Dexter's bachelor party and nearly torpedoes the wedding.
Mon, Jun 1 9:30 AM
Malcolm & Eddie
Designing Woman
Malcolm and Eddie hire an interior designer, who might be more of a scam artist, after their apartment is ransacked.
Mon, Jun 1 10:00 AM
The Steve Harvey Show
When the Funk Bites the Dust
Steve and the Hi-Tops celebrate the engagement of Steve's former road manager by throwing a bachelor party.
Mon, Jun 1 10:30 AM
The Steve Harvey Show
Big Daddy's Baby Girl
A young woman claims Steve (Steve Harvey) is her father, which he accepts, until he learns what she's really after.
Mon, Jun 1 11:00 AM
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper
Pros and Convicts
When Vanessa and Geneva (Holly Robinson, Saundra Quarterman) are mistakenly arrested for prostitution, Mark (Mark Curry) must bail them out.
Mon, Jun 1 11:30 AM
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper
Double Cheeseburger, Hold the Diploma
Mark (Mark Curry) is surprised when Earvin (Omar Gooding) decides to leave school in favor of a low-paying job.
Mon, Jun 1 12:00 PM
The Nanny
Close Shave
When Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) social life clashes with her job as a candy striper, Fran (Fran Drescher) comes to the rescue.
Mon, Jun 1 12:30 PM
The Nanny
What the Butler Sung
Niles (Daniel Davis) does a different kind of job for Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) when he sings at a backers' audition.
Mon, Jun 1 1:00 PM
Roseanne
Thanksgiving 1994
The Conner family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby they are expecting.
Mon, Jun 1 1:30 PM
Roseanne
Maybe Baby
Dan and Roseanne are awaiting the results of the pregnancy; Dan tries to soothe and comfort Roseanne, but she feels misunderstood and thinks Dan would prefer she didn't have the baby.
Mon, Jun 1 2:00 PM
Roseanne
The Parenting Trap
DJ's teacher asks Dan and Roseanne to come and talk to the school; she tells the Conners that she thinks DJ has a learning disability because he refuses to solve problems at the board.
Mon, Jun 1 2:30 PM
Roseanne
Rear Window
Dan and Roseanne see the neighbors from the bedroom window; Mark is confused because Becky regularly meets David for coffee and finally asks Darlene for help.
Mon, Jun 1 3:00 PM
George Lopez
A Funeral Brings George to his Niece
George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance.
Mon, Jun 1 3:30 PM
George Lopez
George Gets Caught in a Powers Play
George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.
Mon, Jun 1 4:00 PM
George Lopez
George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother
Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.
Mon, Jun 1 4:30 PM
George Lopez
George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light
George helps Ernie lose weight so Mel Powers will not fire him.
Mon, Jun 1 5:00 PM
Married ... With Children
976-SHOE
Steve's in trouble at the bank when he authorizes a loan for Al's latest invention.
Mon, Jun 1 5:30 PM
Married ... With Children
Oh, What a Feeling
Al is forced to buy a used car when Peggy spends the money he's saved for a new one.
Mon, Jun 1 6:00 PM
Married ... With Children
At the Zoo
Steve quits his corporate job to return to his days as a hippie.
Mon, Jun 1 6:30 PM
Married ... With Children
Who'll Stop the Rain?
Al attempts to fix his house's leaky roof during a long rainstorm.
Mon, Jun 1 7:00 PM
Married ... With Children
A Taxing Problem
Peggy squanders the money Al has saved to have their taxes professionally prepared.
Mon, Jun 1 7:30 PM
Married ... With Children
Rock and Roll Girl
When Al challenges the family to earn money, Kelly lands the lead in a music video.
Mon, Jun 1 8:00 PM
The King of Queens
Restaurant Row
Carrie bars Doug from eating at his favorite Italian restaurant, but he goes back for lunch and bites off more than he can chew.
Mon, Jun 1 8:30 PM
The King of Queens
Whine Country
A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation; Arthur and Spence join Doug and Carrie on vacation.
Mon, Jun 1 9:00 PM
The King of Queens
Flower Power
Carrie gets jealous of a co-worker who received flowers and accuses Doug of losing his sense of romance.
Mon, Jun 1 9:30 PM
The King of Queens
Fatty McButterpants
An embarrassed Doug discovers that Carrie buys his clothes at big and tall shops, so he vows to lose 30 pounds.
Mon, Jun 1 10:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
Mon, Jun 1 10:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.
Mon, Jun 1 11:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Walnuts and Demerol
Charlie prepares for Christmas Eve alone with his date; he finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.
Mon, Jun 1 11:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Castrating Sheep in Montana
Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter.
Tue, Jun 2 12:00 AM
George Lopez
A Kiss Is Just a Kiss
Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.
Tue, Jun 2 12:30 AM
George Lopez
Profiles in Courage
George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.
Tue, Jun 2 1:00 AM
George Lopez
Secrets and Lies
When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.
Tue, Jun 2 1:30 AM
George Lopez
Girls Night Out
George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.
Tue, Jun 2 2:00 AM
Roseanne
I'm Hungry
Roseanne, determined to fit into a pair of old jeans, ropes Dan into another dieting attempt; the pair ramps up their exercise regime but quickly start sneaking snacks.
Tue, Jun 2 2:30 AM
Roseanne
All of Me
Jackie and her new romance seem to be getting serious; Roseanne interferes by trying to explain to Jackie how to behave in the new relationship.
Tue, Jun 2 3:00 AM
The Nanny
Rash to Judgment
Fran's romantic evening with Maxwell at a Michael Bolton concert is ruined by a rash her doctor can't cure.
Tue, Jun 2 3:30 AM
The Nanny
One False Mole and You're Dead
Fran (Fran Drescher) makes the mistake of telling a gossip columnist (Cindy Adams) that a famous actress (Joan Van Ark) has a fake mole.
Tue, Jun 2 4:00 AM
The Nanny
Call Me Fran
On the advice of her therapist (Spalding Gray), Fran (Fran Drescher) forces Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) to overcome his fear of intimacy.
Tue, Jun 2 4:30 AM
The Nanny
Not Without My Nanny
Fran and Grace (Fran Drescher, Madeline Zima) visit the Middle East and wind up being held captive by a swooning sultan (Charles Shaughnessy in a dual role).
Tue, Jun 2 5:00 AM
Bob Hearts Abishola
Find Your Bench
Bob, Abishola and their friends and family reflect on how far they've come and consider what's most important to them as they head into the future.
Tue, Jun 2 5:30 AM
Bob Hearts Abishola
Inappropriate Nakedness
Bob and Abishola decide her mother has officially overstayed her welcome; when Abishola and Kemi hatch a plan to have a spirit speak to Ebunoluwa from beyond the grave, Abishola gets more information about her mother than she bargained for.
Tue, Jun 2 6:00 AM
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Tue, Jun 2 6:30 AM
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Tue, Jun 2 7:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
The Hero
A disabled Vietnam War hero takes drastic steps to get money for dental work; with Anne Curry and Daniel Ziskie.
Tue, Jun 2 8:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
Parents' Day
A TV anchorman's cocaine addiction prompts his concerned son to turn him in to the police.
Tue, Jun 2 9:00 AM
Malcolm & Eddie
Radio Daze
Malcolm and Eddie convince Mia's disc jockey boyfriend (Big Boy) to broadcast his radio show from their club.
Tue, Jun 2 9:30 AM
Malcolm & Eddie
Swooped
Malcolm's ex-girlfriend (Alexia Robinson) will inherit her father's fortune if she marries Eddie.
Tue, Jun 2 10:00 AM
The Steve Harvey Show
Love With Interest
When a smooth talker tries to take advantage of Regina, Steve tries to protect her; Cedric hides a rival school's mascot.
Tue, Jun 2 10:30 AM
The Steve Harvey Show
Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner?
Regina pretends to have a husband to impress an old schoolmate; Steve and his students are stranded in an airport.
Tue, Jun 2 11:00 AM
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper
Groom and Doom
Mark (Mark Curry) ignores Geneva's (Saundra Quarterman) chance at happiness when he stands in the way of her marriage proposal.
Tue, Jun 2 11:30 AM
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper
Hangin' With Mrs. Cooper
Mark's (Mark Curry) determined mother (Ja'net DuBois) wreaks havoc when she arrives to stay and begins teaching at his school.
Tue, Jun 2 12:00 PM
The Nanny
A Kiss Is Just a Kiss
Fran and Maggie (Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom) enter a contest where the winner appears on the cover of a Billy Ray Cyrus album.
Tue, Jun 2 12:30 PM
The Nanny
Strange Bedfellows
After attending a retirement party for a friend (Tyne Daly), Fran (Fran Drescher) stumbles into bed with Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis.
Tue, Jun 2 1:00 PM
Roseanne
My Name Is Bev
Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out; an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem; in a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic.
Tue, Jun 2 1:30 PM
Roseanne
Bed and Bored
Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie.
Tue, Jun 2 2:00 PM
Roseanne
Sisters
D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.
Tue, Jun 2 2:30 PM
Roseanne
Lost Youth
Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.
Tue, Jun 2 3:00 PM
George Lopez
George Gets Cross Over Freddie
Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.
Tue, Jun 2 3:30 PM
George Lopez
George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money
George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.
Tue, Jun 2 4:00 PM
George Lopez
George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits
Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.
Tue, Jun 2 4:30 PM
George Lopez
It's a Cliffhanger, by George
George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.
Tue, Jun 2 5:00 PM
Married ... With Children
You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em
Marcy and Peggy both lose big with Al's money when they go to Las Vegas.
Tue, Jun 2 5:30 PM
Married ... With Children
You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em
Al goes to Las Vegas and battles female wrestlers in an attempt to win Peggy and Marcy's money back.
Tue, Jun 2 6:00 PM
Married ... With Children
What Goes Around Comes Around
Bud plans revenge on a girl (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) who tricked him when they were in the sixth grade.
Tue, Jun 2 6:30 PM
Married ... With Children
Peggy Turns 300
While Al is trying to break the bowling alley record, Peggy bowls a perfect game.
Tue, Jun 2 7:00 PM
Married ... With Children
Peggy Made a Little Lamb
Peggy must make up a half credit in home economics to receive her high-school diploma.
Tue, Jun 2 7:30 PM
Married ... With Children
Raingirl
Kelly gets a job as a weather reporter while interning at a local TV station.
Tue, Jun 2 8:00 PM
The King of Queens
Roast Chicken
Doug gives a cheesy card to his boss, whom he hardly knows, and gets chosen to roast him at a celebratory dinner.
Tue, Jun 2 8:30 PM
The King of Queens
Do Rico
When Doug woos Carrie by speaking with the accent of a new guy at work, he finds that she responds to his charms.
Tue, Jun 2 9:00 PM
The King of Queens
Strike One
Doug splurges on a new car against Carrie's better judgment, and the bad decision immediately comes back to haunt them.
Tue, Jun 2 9:30 PM
The King of Queens
Strike Too
With nothing to do during the IPS strike, Doug tries substitute teaching at the school at which his sister, Stephanie (Ricki Lake), works.
Tue, Jun 2 10:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.
Tue, Jun 2 10:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).
Tue, Jun 2 11:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
My Damn Stalker
Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher.
Tue, Jun 2 11:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Young People Have Phlegm Too
A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
Wed, Jun 3 12:00 AM
George Lopez
I Only Have Eyes for You
Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.
Wed, Jun 3 12:30 AM
George Lopez
Team Leader
George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients.
Wed, Jun 3 1:00 AM
George Lopez
George Has Two Mommies
When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.
Wed, Jun 3 1:30 AM
George Lopez
Long Time No See
When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.
Wed, Jun 3 2:00 AM
Roseanne
To Tell the Truth
Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.
Wed, Jun 3 2:30 AM
Roseanne
Fender Bender
After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, Mrs. Wellman, a thing or two.
Wed, Jun 3 3:00 AM
The Nanny
The Engagement
When Fran learns that Maxwell has bought a diamond ring, she suspects a marriage proposal is in the air.
Wed, Jun 3 3:30 AM
The Nanny
The Dinner Party
Fran (Fran Drescher) learns that some of Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) high-society chums are making fun of her behind her back. Guest stars: Dick Martin and Mort Drescher.
Wed, Jun 3 4:00 AM
The Nanny
Homie-Work
Fran transforms a nerdy singer into a cool rapper so that he can audition for a part in Maxwell's new show.
Wed, Jun 3 4:30 AM
The Nanny
The Reunion Show
With many of her friends divorced and disagreement brewing with Maxwell, Fran worries about her pending nuptials.
Wed, Jun 3 5:00 AM
Bob Hearts Abishola
Pilot
Bob, a middle-aged compression-sock salesman, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse, Abishola, a Nigerian immigrant, while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
Wed, Jun 3 5:30 AM
Bob Hearts Abishola
Greasy Underdog
When Bob, Abishola and Kemi learn that Morenike's family disowned her because she's gay, they do what they can to help her pay for school and stay in America.
Wed, Jun 3 6:00 AM
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Wed, Jun 3 6:30 AM
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Wed, Jun 3 7:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
A Father's Faith
Parents of a comatose boy try to comfort their daughter, who feels responsible for it.
Wed, Jun 3 8:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
Heavy Date
Jonathan and Mark play matchmaker for two young people, a reckless young man and an unmarried, pregnant teenager; they learn a lesson about love and responsibility.
Wed, Jun 3 9:00 AM
Malcolm & Eddie
Moving Violations
While Malcolm invites his girlfriend Helena to move in with him, Eddie bunks with the twins Mindy and Cindy.
Wed, Jun 3 9:30 AM
Malcolm & Eddie
Double Play
Eddie creates a diversion, allowing Malcolm to fulfill a childhood dream and call a professional baseball game.
Wed, Jun 3 10:00 AM
The Steve Harvey Show
The Roof Is on Fire
Regina rooms with Steve when a roof fire leaves her homeless; romance heats up between Romeo and Sara.
Wed, Jun 3 10:30 AM
The Steve Harvey Show
I Do, I Don't
Steve refuses to allow Snoop Doggy Dogg and Sean ``Puffy`` Combs to use music from the Hi-Tops until they resolve their rivalry.
Wed, Jun 3 11:00 AM
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper
Call Me Irresponsible
Mark returns from summer vacation to find he has been replaced.
Wed, Jun 3 11:30 AM
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper
My Bodyguard
Mark (Mark Curry) and Geneva (Saundra Quarterman) get more than they bargained for when they confront the school bully (Raushan Hammond).
Wed, Jun 3 12:00 PM
The Nanny
The Chatterbox
Maggie receives a party invitation so Fran takes her to her favorite beauty salon. Fran gets a job there for an actress who loses a Sheffield audition.
Wed, Jun 3 12:30 PM
The Nanny
Fran Gets Mugged
When Fran and Brighton (Fran Drescher, Benjamin Salisbury) are mugged in Central Park, the perpetrator (Alex Nevil) gets more than a purse.
Wed, Jun 3 1:00 PM
Roseanne
Single Married Female
While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.
Wed, Jun 3 1:30 PM
Roseanne
All About Rosey
Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from ``Roseanne.``
Wed, Jun 3 2:00 PM
Roseanne
All About Rosey
Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from ``Roseanne.``
Wed, Jun 3 2:30 PM
Roseanne
Husbands and Wives
Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.
Wed, Jun 3 3:00 PM
George Lopez
George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien
As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from from her past.
Wed, Jun 3 3:30 PM
George Lopez
George's House Has Two Empty Wombs
Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancee to the family.
Wed, Jun 3 4:00 PM
George Lopez
George Nieces a New Media Room
The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.
Wed, Jun 3 4:30 PM
George Lopez
George Testi-Lies for Benny
Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her.
Wed, Jun 3 5:00 PM
Married ... With Children
The Agony of DeFeet
Al's recurring nightmare comes to an end when he is asked to judge a beauty contest.
Wed, Jun 3 5:30 PM
Married ... With Children
Yard Sale
Because Peg has a passion for yard sales, Al decides the Bundys should hold their own.
Wed, Jun 3 6:00 PM
Married ... With Children
We'll Follow the Sun
The Bundys' autumn vacation plans go awry when they are caught in a huge traffic jam.
Wed, Jun 3 6:30 PM
Married ... With Children
Al ... With Kelly
Al and Kelly fake illnesses to get out of visiting Peg's mother.
Wed, Jun 3 7:00 PM
Married ... With Children
Sue Casa, His Casa
When Bud gets his driver's license and Al's insurance goes up, he cancels his policy.
Wed, Jun 3 7:30 PM
Married ... With Children
The Unnatural
Al's softball team benches him in favor of a younger player (Dan Blom).
Wed, Jun 3 8:00 PM
The King of Queens
Strike Out
Carrie and Kelly plan a get-together for Doug, Deacon and Arthur to keep them from going crazy during the strike.
Wed, Jun 3 8:30 PM
The King of Queens
Class Struggle
Carrie starts taking college classes and Doug's sister Stephanie, who just returned to town, helps him adjust.
Wed, Jun 3 9:00 PM
The King of Queens
Dark Meet
Doug and Carrie (Kevin James, Leah Remini) think back to the couple's first Thanksgiving spent with her parents. Guest star: Florence Henderson.
Wed, Jun 3 9:30 PM
The King of Queens
Work Related
Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.
Wed, Jun 3 10:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
I Merely Slept With a Commie
Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
Wed, Jun 3 10:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
It Never Rains in Hooterville
After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
Wed, Jun 3 11:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Smooth as a Ken Doll
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
Wed, Jun 3 11:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
Thu, Jun 4 12:00 AM
George Lopez
Dubya, Dad and Dating
George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home.
Thu, Jun 4 12:30 AM
George Lopez
Dubya, Dad and Dating
George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner; on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.
Thu, Jun 4 1:00 AM
George Lopez
The Cuban Missus Crisis
Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced; George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves.
Thu, Jun 4 1:30 AM
George Lopez
Feel the Burn
George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero); Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.
Thu, Jun 4 2:00 AM
Roseanne
April Fool's Day
Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.
Thu, Jun 4 2:30 AM
Roseanne
Fathers and Daughters
Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.
Thu, Jun 4 3:00 AM
The Nanny
Immaculate Concepcion
Maxwell's father (Robert Vaughn) leaves his entire fortune to his secret love child, Concepcion (Maria Conchita Alonso). With Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy..
Thu, Jun 4 3:30 AM
The Nanny
The Pre-nup
Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tells Fran (Fran Drescher) that she must sign a prenuptial agreement or the wedding will be canceled. Whoopi Goldberg and Ray Charles guest star.
Thu, Jun 4 4:00 AM
The Nanny
The Best Man
Maxwell learns his brother once proposed to Fran; Fran finds out about Maxwell's fling with Marla Maples.
Thu, Jun 4 4:30 AM
The Nanny
The Wedding
As their nuptials approach, both Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) suffer from pre-wedding calamities and jitters. Guest star: Bess Armstrong.
Thu, Jun 4 5:00 AM
Bob Hearts Abishola
Nigerians Don't Do Useless Things
While Bob waits for Abishola to make the next move, her Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde make it hard for her by stalking him.
Thu, Jun 4 5:30 AM
Bob Hearts Abishola
Who Raised You
Douglas is finally ready to introduce Olivia to his family, but he sets some ground rules to make sure Dottie plays nice.
Thu, Jun 4 6:00 AM
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Thu, Jun 4 6:30 AM
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Thu, Jun 4 7:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
Ghost Rider
Jonathan and Mark (Michael Landon, Victor French) help a lonely writer (guest star Didi Conn) meet a secret agent (guest star Warwick Sims) murdered in 1968.
Thu, Jun 4 8:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
The Gift of Life
A businessman's dirty dealings get him ''killed,'' but Jonathan and Mark arrange a second chance at life for him.
Thu, Jun 4 9:00 AM
Malcolm & Eddie
Mid-Wife Crisis
When cousin Dexter's wife Leslie goes into labor while visiting Malcolm and Eddie, the guys help deliver the baby.
Thu, Jun 4 9:30 AM
Malcolm & Eddie
Three of Club
An accident damages the Fifty/Fifty Club, forcing Malcolm and Eddie to find help from an outside investor.
Thu, Jun 4 10:00 AM
The Steve Harvey Show
Can't Buy Me Love
A new student (Kenan Thompson) gives Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) an extravagant birthday gift, but Steve (Steve Harvey) pretends it is from him.
Thu, Jun 4 10:30 AM
The Steve Harvey Show
Whatever You Want
Regina's (Wendy Raquel Robinson) new assistant (Terri J. Vaughn) falls in love with Cedric (Cedric the Entertainer); Romeo (Merlin Santana) befriends his formerly overweight neighbor (Ariyan Johnson).
Thu, Jun 4 11:00 AM
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper
Between Friends
Mark's (Mark Curry) college roommate (Steve White) comes to town, and they're back to their old ways.
Thu, Jun 4 11:30 AM
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper
He Said, She Said
Mark (Mark Curry) looks like the bad guy when he rebuffs advances by Vanessa's friend (Dawn McMillan).
Thu, Jun 4 12:00 PM
The Nanny
Pen Pal
Fran must overcome many hurdles when her pen pal (Florence Griffith-Joyner) of 25 years wants to meet her.
Thu, Jun 4 12:30 PM
The Nanny
Franny and the Professor
C.C.'s brother (Michael McKean) bets her (Lauren Lane) that he can help Fran (Fran Drescher) qualify as a ``Jeopardy!`` contestant.
Thu, Jun 4 1:00 PM
Roseanne
Happy Trailers
Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).
Thu, Jun 4 1:30 PM
Roseanne
The Blaming of the Shrew
Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).
Thu, Jun 4 2:00 PM
Roseanne
The Birds and the Frozen Bees
Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.
Thu, Jun 4 2:30 PM
Roseanne
Couch Potatoes
Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.
Thu, Jun 4 3:00 PM
George Lopez
Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode
Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.
Thu, Jun 4 3:30 PM
George Lopez
George Thinks Vic's Fiancee Is Lion About Being a Cheetah
George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancee.
Thu, Jun 4 4:00 PM
George Lopez
George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying You'sta Loca Good
When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.
Thu, Jun 4 4:30 PM
George Lopez
George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes
George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.
Thu, Jun 4 5:00 PM
Married ... With Children
Dance Show
After Peg meets a married man (Sam McMurray), the Bundys get a visit from his jealous mate.
Thu, Jun 4 5:30 PM
Married ... With Children
Kelly Bounces Back
When Kelly tries for a spot in a commercial, Bud tells her secret to the competition.
Thu, Jun 4 6:00 PM
Married ... With Children
Married ... With Aliens
Al takes pictures of a UFO with the hope of winning a tabloid contest.
Thu, Jun 4 6:30 PM
Married ... With Children
Wabbit Season
Al contends with a hungry rabbit after taking up gardening to relax.
Thu, Jun 4 7:00 PM
Married ... With Children
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy
Peg is jealous when Al appears to be interested in a new neighbor (Rhonda Shear).
Thu, Jun 4 7:30 PM
Married ... With Children
One Down, Two to Go
Al thinks Kelly is a kept woman when he visits her luxury apartment.
Thu, Jun 4 8:00 PM
The King of Queens
Twisted Sitters
Doug and Carrie are caught in embarrassing circumstances while looking after Deacon and Kelly's children.
Thu, Jun 4 8:30 PM
The King of Queens
Better Camera
Doug (Kevin James) feels great when he surprises Carrie (Leah Remini) with a new camera for Christmas, but her boss one-ups him. Guest star: Lou Ferrigno.
Thu, Jun 4 9:00 PM
The King of Queens
Wedding Presence
After learning that a wedding reception is five hours away, Doug and Carrie scramble for an excuse to not go.
Thu, Jun 4 9:30 PM
The King of Queens
Papa Pill
When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way.
Thu, Jun 4 10:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.
Thu, Jun 4 10:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
Thu, Jun 4 11:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.
Thu, Jun 4 11:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.
Fri, Jun 5 12:00 AM
George Lopez
Carmen's Dating
Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight.
Fri, Jun 5 12:30 AM
George Lopez
Split Decision
George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident.
Fri, Jun 5 1:00 AM
George Lopez
No One Gets Out Alive
The Lopezes turn their home into a haunted house on Halloween in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.
Fri, Jun 5 1:30 AM
George Lopez
Bringing Home the Bacon
Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.
Fri, Jun 5 2:00 AM
Roseanne
Happy Birthday
Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.
Fri, Jun 5 2:30 AM
Roseanne
The Test
The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.
Fri, Jun 5 3:00 AM
The Nanny
The Wedding
As their nuptials approach, both Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) suffer from pre-wedding calamities and jitters. Guest star: Bess Armstrong.
Fri, Jun 5 3:30 AM
The Nanny
The Honeymoon's Overboard
Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) fall off a yacht and spend a frustrating honeymoon on a deserted island. With Lauren Lane.
Fri, Jun 5 4:00 AM
The Nanny
Fran Gets Shushed
Fran (Fran Drescher) is indignant when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) scolds her for extreme loudness in the bedroom.
Fri, Jun 5 4:30 AM
The Nanny
Once a Secretary, Always a Secretary
Fran is hurt when Maxwell accidentally calls her his nanny while being interviewed on ``Entertainment Tonight.``.
Fri, Jun 5 5:00 AM
Bob Hearts Abishola
A Bird May Love a Fish
Bob attempts to learn more about Nigerian customs; Abishola has to contend with gossip spreading about her relationship with Bob.
Fri, Jun 5 5:30 AM
Bob Hearts Abishola
Wrangling a Greased Pig
When Abishola brings Dele to work with her at the hospital, she discovers that her dream of him becoming a doctor might not become a reality; Kemi and Chukwuemeka's mothers bond when Ogechi slips in the bathtub.
Fri, Jun 5 6:00 AM
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Fri, Jun 5 7:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
Man's Best Friend
A lost dog becomes the missing link between an orphan and a married couple, who are unable to have children.
Fri, Jun 5 8:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
Man's Best Friend
After experiencing a devastating blow to their plans to have a family, Paul and Michele realize the child they want is already in their lives.
Fri, Jun 5 9:00 AM
Malcolm & Eddie
Buddy's Ashes
When Malcolm is entrusted with the urn containing his uncle's ashes, Eddie accidently uses the urn as a vase.
Fri, Jun 5 9:30 AM
Malcolm & Eddie
Pilot
Two seemingly incompatible strangers become roommates in Kansas City.
Fri, Jun 5 10:00 AM
The Steve Harvey Show
Somebody's Sleepin' in My Bed
Lovita's (Terri J. Vaughn) frequent visits stress Steve (Steve Harvey); Romeo (Merlin Santana) teaches Aisha (Ariyan Johnson) to dance.
Fri, Jun 5 10:30 AM
The Steve Harvey Show
Bully Call
A bully thwarts Romeo's plans for a dance date; Steve's ego is hurt when Regina beats him at Scrabble.
Fri, Jun 5 11:00 AM
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper
Matinee
Mark (Mark Curry) unwillingly takes Nicole (Raven-Symone) to the movies, only to find that she has invited several friends.
Fri, Jun 5 11:30 AM
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper
Mo' Money
Mark (Mark Curry) is disillusioned after investing in a vending machine; Vanessa (Holly Robinson) learns to ride a bus.
Fri, Jun 5 12:00 PM
The Nanny
The Dope Diamond
Fran (Fran Drescher) accepts a marriage proposal from a doctor (Ian Buchanan), but the groom-to-be vanishes. With Charles Shaughnessy.
Fri, Jun 5 12:30 PM
The Nanny
A Fine Family Feud
Fran's (Fran Drescher) exciting plans for Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) Sweet Sixteen party go awry because of family antagonisms. With Renee Taylor.
Fri, Jun 5 1:00 PM
Roseanne
Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute
Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.
Fri, Jun 5 1:30 PM
Roseanne
Shower the People You Love With Stuff
Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.
Fri, Jun 5 2:00 PM
Roseanne
Let Them Eat Junk
Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.
Fri, Jun 5 2:30 PM
Roseanne
Roseanne in the Hood
A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box; while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.
Fri, Jun 5 3:00 PM
George Lopez
George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-Ante
George and Angie decide to have ``the talk'' with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.
Fri, Jun 5 3:30 PM
George Lopez
George Is Maid to Be Ruth-Less
George and Angie hire a maid (guest star Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.
Fri, Jun 5 4:00 PM
George Lopez
George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness
When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.
Fri, Jun 5 4:30 PM
George Lopez
George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La
George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally.
Fri, Jun 5 5:00 PM
Married ... With Children
And Baby Makes Money
A large inheritance can be Al's if the Bundys have another child.
Fri, Jun 5 5:30 PM
Married ... With Children
Married ... With Who
Marcy wakes up with a new husband after a wild night on the town.
Fri, Jun 5 6:00 PM
Married ... With Children
The Godfather
Al assumes a position of power in his neighborhood when Kelly dates a politician (Lane Davies).
Fri, Jun 5 6:30 PM
Married ... With Children
Look Who's Barking
Buck is forced to take to the streets when the Bundys neglect to feed him.
Fri, Jun 5 7:00 PM
Married ... With Children
A Man's Castle
Peg redecorates the bedroom for an interior design class assignment, but Al takes offense.
Fri, Jun 5 7:30 PM
Married ... With Children
All-Nite Security Dude
Al's football trophy is stolen while he is guarding his alma mater.
Fri, Jun 5 8:00 PM
The King of Queens
Paint Misbehavin'
After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well.
Fri, Jun 5 8:30 PM
The King of Queens
Hi-Def Jam
Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.
Fri, Jun 5 9:00 PM
The King of Queens
Deacon Blues
Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman.
Fri, Jun 5 9:30 PM
The King of Queens
Horizontal Hold
Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted.
Fri, Jun 5 10:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.
Fri, Jun 5 10:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
Fri, Jun 5 11:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
City of Great Racks
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
Fri, Jun 5 11:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
Sat, Jun 6 12:00 AM
George Lopez
Fishing Cubans
George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party.
Sat, Jun 6 12:30 AM
George Lopez
Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?
After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.
Sat, Jun 6 1:00 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
A Sore Winner
The Foxworthys make a trip to Hollywood to appear on ``America's Funniest Home Videos.'' With Jeff Foxworthy.
Sat, Jun 6 1:30 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
He's Making a List, Checking It Twice
Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) plots to get the family's picture taken with Travis Tritt (guest starring as himself) for Christmas. With Anita Barone.
Sat, Jun 6 2:00 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
Foxworthy Family Feud
Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to remain neutral when Karen's sister and brother-in-law (guest stars Debra Jo Rupp, Jack Laufer) fight over their marriage.
Sat, Jun 6 2:30 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
Matt About You
Matt (Haley Joel Osment) claims another boy (guest star Shane Sweet) is responsible for the bad behavior described by a teacher.
Sat, Jun 6 3:00 AM
The Nanny
Sara's Parents
Fran hopes to adopt the children and begins by trying to win the approval of their late mother's parents.
Sat, Jun 6 3:30 AM
The Nanny
Maggie's Boyfriend
Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) reacts badly when Maggie (Nicholle Tom) announces her decision to move in with her boyfriend. With Fran Drescher.
Sat, Jun 6 4:00 AM
The Nanny
I'm Pregnant
Fran (Fran Drescher) covers for Maggie (Nicholle Tom), who suspects that she may be pregnant. Guest star: Nora Dunn.
Sat, Jun 6 4:30 AM
The Nanny
Mom's the Word
Fran informs Sylvia and Niles that she is pregnant, but wants to delay telling Maxwell until the time is right.
Sat, Jun 6 5:00 AM
Bob Hearts Abishola
Square Hamburger, Round Buns
After Abishola calls off things with Bob, her Auntie Olu sets her up with a Nigerian pharmacist; Bob tries online dating.
Sat, Jun 6 5:30 AM
Bob Hearts Abishola
A Little Slap and Tickle
With Dele's dream of becoming a doctor dashed, Bob, Abishola, Tayo and the rest of the family scramble to find him a new career path; when the pressure mounts, Dele turns to a surprising source for advice on dealing with his family.
Sat, Jun 6 6:00 AM
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Sat, Jun 6 7:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
Fight for Your Life
A young prizefighter puts his career on the line and learns an unsavory truth about his manager-brother.
Sat, Jun 6 8:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
The People Next Door
Jonathan and Mark help a black family relocate to an exclusive neighborhood.
Sat, Jun 6 9:00 AM
Columbo
Try & Catch Me
A mystery writer uses her plot as a guide to murder her nephew, whom she blames for her niece's death.
Sat, Jun 6 10:30 AM
Columbo
Murder Under Glass
Columbo investigates the murder of a gourmet restaurant owner who had been the victim of an extortionist.
Sat, Jun 6 12:00 PM
Columbo
Make Me a Perfect Murder
A TV-network executive murders her boss and lover when he fails to promote her.
Sat, Jun 6 2:00 PM
Columbo
The Conspirators
An Irish poet, who fronts a peace organization while secretly running guns, kills an arms dealer who tries to swindle him.
Sat, Jun 6 4:00 PM
Columbo
Columbo Goes to the Guillotine
An egocentric psychic murders his old mentor, a magician charged to expose him as fraud, by beheading him while he's rehearsing his guillotine trick.
Sat, Jun 6 6:00 PM
Frasier
The Return of Martin Crane
Martin recalls his tragic last night as a cop as he prepares for his first night's work as a security guard.
Sat, Jun 6 6:30 PM
Frasier
Love Stinks
Roz has difficulty accepting that her new boyfriend is a garbage man; Frasier throws a party for the staff in order to change his image as a snob.
Sat, Jun 6 7:00 PM
Frasier
Room Full of Heroes
Frasier throws a Halloween party and invites everyone to dress as their favorite hero, and Niles shows up dressed as Martin.
Sat, Jun 6 7:30 PM
Frasier
Bla-Z-Boy
Frasier accidentally destroys Martin's most cherished object; Niles tries to teach Roz and Daphne how to play the piano.
Sat, Jun 6 8:00 PM
Frasier
The Two Hundredth Episode
Frasier savors his 2,000th radio broadcast, until he learns he's missing one tape from all his programs.
Sat, Jun 6 8:30 PM
Frasier
Sharing Kirby
Frasier and Niles vie for control of a teenager whose girlfriend is related to a reclusive wine-collector.
Sat, Jun 6 9:00 PM
Columbo
A Friend in Deed
A man murders his wife and has a friend cover up the act with a burglary, only to have the friend blackmail him into doing the same favor in return.
Sat, Jun 6 11:00 PM
Columbo
An Exercise in Fatality
Lt. Columbo keeps a close watch on a physical-fitness fanatic suspected of murdering his business partner.
Sun, Jun 7 1:00 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
Clan of the Bare Caves
Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) faces upheaval when Karen's soon-to-be-divorced sister arrives unexpectedly.
Sun, Jun 7 1:30 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
Before You Say `No,' Just Hear Me Out
Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) may be forced to sell out to a rival company unless he heeds his brother's (Jay Mohr) advice.
Sun, Jun 7 2:00 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
Deedee Day
Wayne (Jay Mohr) hires his girlfriend (guest star Michelle Clunie) to work in the shop after Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) promised to hire his sister-in-law (Debra Jo Rupp).
Sun, Jun 7 2:30 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
He Ain't Heavy, He's a Bully
A man (guest star Scott Michael Campbell) who Wayne (Jay Mohr) bullied years before in high school attempts to wreak his revenge.
Sun, Jun 7 3:00 AM
The Munsters
Follow That Munster
Herman takes a correspondence course to become a private detective.
Sun, Jun 7 3:30 AM
The Munsters
Love Locked Out
Herman gets a little tipsy at an office party; Lily makes him spend the night on the sofa after he comes home drunk.
Sun, Jun 7 4:00 AM
The Munsters
Come Back, Little Googie
Grandpa tries to turn Eddie's nasty pal (Bill Mumy) into a rabbit.
Sun, Jun 7 4:30 AM
The Munsters
Far Out Munsters
A visiting rock 'n' roll group attempts to rent the Munster house for privacy.
Sun, Jun 7 5:00 AM
Murdoch Mysteries
Clean Hands
While investigating a murder in a tight-lipped Mennonite colony, Murdoch and Ogden don plain clothing and go undercover.
Sun, Jun 7 6:00 AM
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Sun, Jun 7 6:30 AM
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Sun, Jun 7 7:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
I Was a Middle-Aged Werewolf
Jonathan, dressed as a werewolf, comes to the rescue when drunken teenagers harass a young trick-or-treater.
Sun, Jun 7 8:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
Playing for Keeps
A vaudevillian gets a second chance at success and reconciliation with his egotistic son.
Sun, Jun 7 9:00 AM
Earth Odyssey With Dylan Dreyer
Wild Winters
Dylan Dreyer explores the world's coldest climates and their resilient inhabitants, including the unforgettable emperor penguin.
Sun, Jun 7 9:30 AM
Harlem Globetrotters: Play It Forward
Brotherly Love
Speedy invites Thunder and Bulldog to his hometown Philadelphia to give back to a barber who provides haircuts to the homeless; Jet and Coach Lou tell the history of rival team the Washington Generals; Speedy breaks down a one-of-a-kind trick shot.
Sun, Jun 7 10:00 AM
Wild Child
Baby Animal Homes and Habitats
Sheinelle Jones discovers the places baby animals call home, both in the wild and closer to human homes.
Sun, Jun 7 10:30 AM
Wild Child
The Power of Plumage
Sheinelle Jones takes to the skies to get to know some of the most impressive winged wonders of the animal kingdom.
Sun, Jun 7 11:00 AM
Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild
Raising Hellbenders
Peter and Rae join forces with conservationists in St. Louis trying to help save a local indicator species in dire need: the Ozark hellbender. Rae meets the scientists who are breeding these solitary salamanders with the hopes of saving the species.
Sun, Jun 7 11:30 AM
Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild
The Most Powerful Predator in the Sky
Peter and Dr. Rae connect with the most powerful predator in Central and South America: the harpy eagle; Peter visits raptor sanctuaries in Florida; Dr. Rae travels to Panama, the ancestral home of harpy eagles, to learn their cultural significance.
Sun, Jun 7 12:00 PM
The Nanny
Kissing Cousins
The man of Fran's (Fran Drescher) dreams, a handsome, young doctor, turns out to be her first cousin (Jon Stewart).
Sun, Jun 7 12:30 PM
The Nanny
The Fifth Wheel
Fran (Fran Drescher) becomes a burden to her dating friends when her therapist (Spalding Gray) convinces her to stop dating.
Sun, Jun 7 1:00 PM
The Nanny
The Nose Knows
Dr. Miller (Spalding Gray) is no longer Fran's (Fran Drescher) savior when she discovers a disgusting personal habit of his.
Sun, Jun 7 1:30 PM
The Nanny
The Bank Robbery
A bank robber (Peter Scolari) regrets taking Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor) hostage.
Sun, Jun 7 2:00 PM
The King of Queens
Pilot
In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.
Sun, Jun 7 2:30 PM
The King of Queens
Head First
Doug makes an effort to be more friendly with Arthur and soon discovers the benefits and risks of allowing his father-in-law to tag along with him in public.
Sun, Jun 7 3:00 PM
The King of Queens
Fat City
Doug tries to trick Carrie into going on a diet after he sees a photo of her overweight mother. With Jerry Stiller.
Sun, Jun 7 3:30 PM
The King of Queens
Richie's Song
Doug can't work up the courage to tell Richie (Larry Romano) that his wife (Michele Maika) is cheating on him.
Sun, Jun 7 4:00 PM
The King of Queens
Cello, Goodbye
Doug feels threatened when Carrie's new job at a law firm gives her a taste of big-city sophistication.
Sun, Jun 7 4:30 PM
The King of Queens
Paternal Affairs
Arthur is immediately smitten with Doug's favorite aunt (Brenda Vaccaro) and asks permission to court her.
Sun, Jun 7 5:00 PM
The King of Queens
The Rock
Doug and Carrie debate the advantages of selling her engagement ring after discovering that it is worth a fortune.
Sun, Jun 7 5:30 PM
The King of Queens
Road Rayge
Doug loses his license to drive after Ray Barone (Ray Romano) cheats off his driving test. Brad Garrett and Peter Boyle also guest star.
Sun, Jun 7 6:00 PM
Frasier
Junior Agent
Frasier gets a surprise when he confronts his agent about a young psychiatrist whose show is out-rating his own.
Sun, Jun 7 6:30 PM
Frasier
Bully for Martin
Frasier intervenes when his father is belittled by his supervisor while working nights as a security guard.
Sun, Jun 7 7:00 PM
Frasier
Mother Load
Niles and Daphne move in together, but their domestic bliss is ruined by a visit from her mother (Millicent Martin) and brother (Anthony LaPaglia).
Sun, Jun 7 7:30 PM
Frasier
Mother Load
Frasier gives Daphne's brother the boot from the Crane household, and then takes on a vengeful neighbor.
Sun, Jun 7 8:00 PM
Frasier
Juvenilia
Frasier appears on a teen-oriented radio show and is interrogated by the brainy panelists; Niles tries to show his love for Daphne in a more spontaneous way.
Sun, Jun 7 8:30 PM
Frasier
The Proposal
Niles prepares the perfect night to propose to Daphne, including hiring chef Wolfgang Puck to prepare a romantic dinner.
Sun, Jun 7 9:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Pilot
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
Sun, Jun 7 9:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Big Flappy Bastards
Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of seagulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
Sun, Jun 7 10:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
Sun, Jun 7 10:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
Sun, Jun 7 11:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
Sun, Jun 7 11:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
Mon, Jun 8 12:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
Mon, Jun 8 12:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
Mon, Jun 8 1:00 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
Moonstruck
Jeff and Wayne (Jeff Foxworthy, Jay Mohr) initiate Matt (Haley Joel Osment) in ``mooning,'' a Foxworthy rite of passage.
Mon, Jun 8 1:30 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
Shootout at the Comedy Corral
Jeff and Wayne (Jeff Foxworthy, Jay Mohr) have a showdown at a local comedy club to determine who is the funnier Foxworthy.
Mon, Jun 8 2:00 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
One Wedding and a Baby
Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) struggles to remain calm when Karen (Anita Barone) goes into labor during Wayne and Deedee's (Jay Mohr, Michelle Clunie) wedding.
Mon, Jun 8 2:30 AM
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
The List Is Strife
Mayhem ensues when Livie Ann demands that Jeff, Bill and the others at the loading dock take a confrontation seminar.
Mon, Jun 8 3:00 AM
The Munsters
Munsters on the Move
Herman is offered a job promotion that would mean moving out of town.
Mon, Jun 8 3:30 AM
The Munsters
Movie Star Munster
Two gangsters try to use Herman to swindle insurance companies.
Mon, Jun 8 4:00 AM
Bob Hearts Abishola
I'm Not Edsel
Abishola gets the surprise of a lifetime when she finds out Bob has flown in Dele and her mother, Ebun, from Nigeria; the joy is cut short when Ebun's constant criticism makes Bob question his success as a businessman.
Mon, Jun 8 4:30 AM
Bob Hearts Abishola
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When Abishola finds out Tayo has given Dele a credit card, she worries he's being spoiled and becomes stricter with him; worried Abishola is being too harsh, Bob goes behind her back to do something special for Dele.
Mon, Jun 8 5:00 AM
Murdoch Mysteries
Murdoch and the Sonic Boom
Hours before a clandestine visit by President Taft, Murdoch is entangled by Terence Meyers in an experiment gone wrong.
Mon, Jun 8 6:00 AM
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Mon, Jun 8 7:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
Amazing Man
A police officer's death in the line of duty causes his young son to retreat into fantasy.
Mon, Jun 8 8:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
All the Colors of the Night
Mon, Jun 8 9:00 AM
Malcolm & Eddie
Whole Lotta Love Seat
When Malcolm fails to get a refund on Eddie's ugly couch, the boys try to disprove the store's no-stain guarantee.
Mon, Jun 8 9:30 AM
Malcolm & Eddie
Jingle Fever
When Tow Tom tries to run Eddie's Tow into the ground, Malcolm decides to blackmail Tom with a radio ad.
Mon, Jun 8 10:00 AM
The Steve Harvey Show
Don't Quit Your Day Job
Steve urges Romeo to join the choir despite his lack of musical ability; Cedric helps Bullethead take on the school bully.
Mon, Jun 8 10:30 AM
The Steve Harvey Show
Fool and the Gang
When Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) gets stage fright, Cedric (Cedric ``The Entertainer``) steps in to sing a romantic duet with Steve (Steve Harvey).
Mon, Jun 8 11:00 AM
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper
Instant Replay
Mark reunites with a basketball star who beat him years earlier.
Mon, Jun 8 11:30 AM
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper
House Guest
To raise money for the team, Mark offers to let P.J. move in.
Mon, Jun 8 12:00 PM
The Nanny
Val's Apartment
Fran (Fran Drescher) decides to share an apartment with Val (Rachel Chagall) when she feels stressed out. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.
Mon, Jun 8 12:30 PM
The Nanny
Shopaholic
Fran's (Fran Drescher) reaction to the news that her ex is engaged lands her in Shoppers Anonymous. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.
Mon, Jun 8 1:00 PM
Roseanne
The Last Date
Roseanne and Dan would like to go out one more time before the baby comes; when there is no more room in the restaurant of the Grand-Hotel, they soon get mixed up with the guests of a Bar Mitzvah celebration.
Mon, Jun 8 1:30 PM
Roseanne
Halloween: The Final Chapter
A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.
Mon, Jun 8 2:00 PM
Roseanne
The Fifties Show
The Conners lead a life as a perfect All-American family in the fifties with Dan as a business man and Roseanne as a diligent housewife; DJ is a successful footballer, but he would rather be a rock star.
Mon, Jun 8 2:30 PM
Roseanne
The Getaway, Almost
Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.
Mon, Jun 8 3:00 PM
George Lopez
George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed
George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.
Mon, Jun 8 3:30 PM
George Lopez
George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Órale Fixation
When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior.
Mon, Jun 8 4:00 PM
George Lopez
George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie
The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.
Mon, Jun 8 4:30 PM
George Lopez
George's Bogey-ous Relationship With Vic Is Putt to the Test
Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son, Oscar de la Hoya.
Mon, Jun 8 5:00 PM
Married ... With Children
Oldies but Young 'Uns
Al becomes obsessed with an old song that he hears on the radio.
Mon, Jun 8 5:30 PM
Married ... With Children
Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers
The Bundys decide whether to give their last $100 to Bud or Kelly.
Mon, Jun 8 6:00 PM
Married ... With Children
Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?
Bud and Kelly try earning their own money when Al refuses assistance.
Mon, Jun 8 6:30 PM
Married ... With Children
Top of the Heap
After losing a bet, Al advises a boxer to abandon his career.
Mon, Jun 8 7:00 PM
Married ... With Children
You Better Shop Around
When the heat becomes unbearable, the Bundys move into an air-conditioned supermarket.
Mon, Jun 8 7:30 PM
Married ... With Children
You Better Shop Around
Al battles Marcy when he is chosen as a supermarket's one millionth customer.
Mon, Jun 8 8:00 PM
The King of Queens
Package Deal
Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict.
Mon, Jun 8 8:30 PM
The King of Queens
Separation Anxiety
Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other.
Mon, Jun 8 9:00 PM
The King of Queens
Inner Tube
Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters.
Mon, Jun 8 9:30 PM
The King of Queens
Departure Time
Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York.
Mon, Jun 8 10:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
Mon, Jun 8 10:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
Mon, Jun 8 11:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
Mon, Jun 8 11:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Tight's Good
After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.
Tue, Jun 9 12:00 AM
George Lopez
Mementos
George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news: Manny has died.
Tue, Jun 9 12:30 AM
George Lopez
Christmas Punch
After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa. George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.
Tue, Jun 9 1:00 AM
George Lopez
Why You Crying?
Max starts talking back and acting out at school due to his learning disability, prompting Benny's attempt to punish him, triggering outrage from George and Angie.
Tue, Jun 9 1:30 AM
George Lopez
The Trouble With Ricky
After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.
Tue, Jun 9 2:00 AM
Roseanne
Friends and Relatives
Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).
Tue, Jun 9 2:30 AM
Roseanne
Like a Virgin
Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.
Tue, Jun 9 3:00 AM
The Nanny
Making Whoopi
Fran's optimum time for conception occurs while Maxwell is making an appearance on ``Hollywood Squares.``
Tue, Jun 9 3:30 AM
The Nanny
Oh, Say, Can You Ski?
Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) take a ski trip to get her mind off becoming pregnant. Guest stars: Nora Dunn and Chris Elliott.
Tue, Jun 9 4:00 AM
The Nanny
The Hanukkah Story
Fran becomes convinced that Maxwell doesn't care about Hanukkah as much as Christmas; Maxwell and Grace get stranded.
Tue, Jun 9 4:30 AM
The Nanny
The In-Law Who Came Forever
Aunt Frieda (guest star Lainie Kazan) buys Fran's (Fran Drescher) parents' building and kicks them out, forcing them to move into the mansion. With Charles Shaughnessy.
Tue, Jun 9 5:00 AM
Bob Hearts Abishola
Whacking the Mole
After Abishola has a romantic dream about Bob, she tries to suppress her feelings for him and pays the price.
Tue, Jun 9 5:30 AM
Bob Hearts Abishola
Beard in Her Pulpit
When a charismatic new pastor joins the congregation, Abishola takes a new interest in church; after Dottie gives out bonuses to upper management, but not Goodwin, Bob must do what he can to make sure he doesn't lose his best employee.
Tue, Jun 9 6:00 AM
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Tue, Jun 9 7:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
Why Punish the Children?
Jonathan and Mark clash with a warden over reforms that would unite female inmates with their children.
Tue, Jun 9 8:00 AM
Highway to Heaven
A Dream of Wild Horses
An aging rancher feels helpless to prevent the killing of wild horses.
Tue, Jun 9 9:00 AM
Malcolm & Eddie
Eddie by Moonlight
The breakdown of Eddie's tow truck forces him to work a host of odd jobs that drive Malcolm crazy.
Tue, Jun 9 9:30 AM
Malcolm & Eddie
On the Radio
Malcolm is assigned the graveyard shift at the radio station.
Tue, Jun 9 10:00 AM
The Steve Harvey Show
Let's Talk About Sax
Steve lands an audition with a record producer, then panics when he realizes he doesn't have his saxophone.
Tue, Jun 9 10:30 AM
The Steve Harvey Show
Steve's Gotta Have It
Steve (Steve Harvey) books a romantic evening with Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) on the same night of the Big Brother of the Year banquet.
Tue, Jun 9 11:00 AM
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper
My Achy Breaky Back
Mark hurts his back on the eve of a big job interview; guest Mark Linn-Baker.
Tue, Jun 9 11:30 AM
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper
True Romance
Mark (Mark Curry) gives Tyler (Marquise Wilson) romantic advice; Vanessa (Holly Robinson) finds the man of her dreams (Kristoff St. John).
Tue, Jun 9 12:00 PM
The Nanny
Oy Vey, You're Gay
C.C. (Lauren Lane) is annoyed when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires a gorgeous publicist (Catherine Oxenberg) to help him with his image.
Tue, Jun 9 12:30 PM
The Nanny
The Party's Over
Fran is arrested for owning an unlicensed singles party business and Uncle Manny comes to the rescue.
Tue, Jun 9 1:00 PM
Roseanne
The Last Thursday in November
D.J. must perform a drama about the story of Thanksgiving at his school; when the play is a little patriotic, many parents are horrified, but the Connors are enthusiastic and celebrate the feast in their own way.
Tue, Jun 9 1:30 PM
Roseanne
Of Mice and Dan
Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.
Tue, Jun 9 2:00 PM
Roseanne
Direct to Video
Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.
Tue, Jun 9 2:30 PM
Roseanne
December Bride
A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.
Tue, Jun 9 3:00 PM
George Lopez
George Thinks Max's Future Is on the Line
When Max breaks George's computer, he decides to teach Max the value of a buck by making him pay for it by working at the factory with him. But the plan backfires when Max decides college isn't for him.
Tue, Jun 9 3:30 PM
George Lopez
George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia
When the factory is bought out by someone who plans on moving the plant to Mexico, George goes to bat for his employees, until the new owner presents him with a very lucrative offer.
Tue, Jun 9 4:00 PM
George Lopez
Prototype
A manager for an airplane-parts factory deals with his insensitive mother in all aspects of his life.
Tue, Jun 9 4:30 PM
George Lopez
Curious George
George pretends to be Carmen online to find out what's really going to happen at a party she's going to with her first boyfriend.
Tue, Jun 9 5:00 PM
Married ... With Children
Route 666
While traveling, the Bundys become owners of a New Mexico gold mine.
Tue, Jun 9 5:30 PM
Married ... With Children
Route 666
The Bundys and the D'Arcys feud over their jointly owned gold mine.
Tue, Jun 9 6:00 PM
Married ... With Children
Buck the Stud
Buck's lack of interest in a pedigreed female destroys the Bundys' breeding aspirations.
Tue, Jun 9 6:30 PM
Married ... With Children
She's Having My Baby
Al is shocked when Peg makes the announcement that she is pregnant again.
Tue, Jun 9 7:00 PM
Married ... With Children
She's Having My Baby
Al and Jefferson plan an escape from their demanding pregnant wives.
Tue, Jun 9 7:30 PM
Married ... With Children
If Al Had a Hammer
Al builds an extra room to get space away from a pregnant Peg.
Tue, Jun 9 8:00 PM
The King of Queens
Swim Neighbors
Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property.
Tue, Jun 9 8:30 PM
The King of Queens
S'no Job
Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS.