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Everybody Loves Raymond
Older Women
Debra isn't sure what to think when her father brings an older female companion to Thanksgiving dinner.
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373 upcoming programs Wed, May 27 8:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.
Wed, May 27 8:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
A Pot-Smoking Monkey
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
Wed, May 27 9:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.
Wed, May 27 9:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
Wed, May 27 10:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.
Wed, May 27 10:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Release the Dogs
Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.
Wed, May 27 11:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
Wed, May 27 11:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.
Thu, May 28 12:00 AM
SisterS
Take Me to Church
Sare's chaotic wedding day leads to shocking revelations, and Suze steps up to support her sister.
Thu, May 28 12:35 AM
Two and a Half Men
Walnuts and Demerol
Charlie prepares for Christmas Eve alone with his date; he finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.
Thu, May 28 1:05 AM
Two and a Half Men
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).
Thu, May 28 1:35 AM
Two and a Half Men
Ferrets, Attack!
Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
Thu, May 28 2:05 AM
SisterS
Rid of Me
After a life-changing discovery, Suze embarks on a road trip to reconnect with her estranged sister Sare.
Thu, May 28 2:40 AM
SisterS
Notions
Suze discovers that she wasn't invited to the wedding but stays to help Sare.
Thu, May 28 3:15 AM
SisterS
Just a Ride
Suze battles grief, uncovers family secrets, and faces surprises at Sare's pre-wedding spa day.
Thu, May 28 3:50 AM
SisterS
F**kery Duckery Dock
Sare and Suze face family chaos and unwanted guests, while uncovering secrets and confronting dangerous truths at every turn.
Thu, May 28 4:25 AM
SisterS
Lonely Hunter
Suze and Sare reconnect during a road trip, but tensions rise as the wedding approaches.
Thu, May 28 5:00 AM
SisterS
Take Me to Church
Sare's chaotic wedding day leads to shocking revelations, and Suze steps up to support her sister.
Thu, May 28 5:35 AM
Three's Company
Paradise Lost
Larry and Furley attempt to stop the threesome from moving to a luxury beach house.
Thu, May 28 6:04 AM
Three's Company
Up in the Air
Jack escorts Janet to a stuffy, formal party.
Thu, May 28 6:33 AM
Three's Company
And Now, Here's Jack
Jack botches a cooking demonstration on a local TV talk show.
Thu, May 28 7:02 AM
Three's Company
Mate for Each Other
Jack signs up for a computer dating service.
Thu, May 28 7:31 AM
The Three Stooges
Pardon My Scotch
The Stooges are running the local drugstore, mixing up a potion that a desperate businessman decides to sell as scotch.
Thu, May 28 7:45 AM
Stand by Me (1986)
A boy (Wil Wheaton) and his three buddies set out in the summer of 1959 on a hike to find a dead body.
Thu, May 28 9:45 AM
Iron Eagle (1986)
A retired fighter pilot (Louis Gossett Jr.) helps an Air Force brat (Jason Gedrick) free his father with two borrowed F-16s.
Thu, May 28 12:30 PM
Batman (1989)
The Caped Crusader (Michael Keaton) saves dismal Gotham City and gorgeous Vicki Vale (Kim Basinger) from the freaky Joker (Jack Nicholson).
Thu, May 28 3:15 PM
Batman Returns (1992)
The Caped Crusader (Michael Keaton) clashes with Catwoman (Michelle Pfeiffer) and saves gloomy Gotham City from the foul Penguin's (Danny DeVito) plot.
Thu, May 28 6:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Raybert
Robert involves Ray in a complicated plot when he discovers that the woman he is dating thinks he is Ray.
Thu, May 28 6:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Kicker
Frank becomes a wanted man after he catches the ball at a college football game and refuses to give it back to the kicker.
Thu, May 28 7:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Season's Greetings
A Christmas letter from Marie and Debra causes a family tiff.
Thu, May 28 7:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Tissues
Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the household decisions.
Thu, May 28 8:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
Thu, May 28 8:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Castrating Sheep in Montana
Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter.
Thu, May 28 9:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.
Thu, May 28 9:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
My Damn Stalker
Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher.
Thu, May 28 10:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Young People Have Phlegm Too
A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
Thu, May 28 10:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
I Merely Slept With a Commie
Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
Thu, May 28 11:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
It Never Rains in Hooterville
After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
Thu, May 28 11:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Smooth as a Ken Doll
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
Fri, May 29 12:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
Fri, May 29 12:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.
Fri, May 29 1:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Avoid the Chinese Mustard
When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
Fri, May 29 1:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Something My Gynecologist Said
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
Fri, May 29 2:00 AM
Iron Eagle (1986)
A retired fighter pilot (Louis Gossett Jr.) helps an Air Force brat (Jason Gedrick) free his father with two borrowed F-16s.
Fri, May 29 4:45 AM
Stand by Me (1986)
A boy (Wil Wheaton) and his three buddies set out in the summer of 1959 on a hike to find a dead body.
Fri, May 29 6:45 AM
Night Court
Paternity
Dan's wild life has finally caught up to him: he's been served a paternity suit. Bull, meanwhile, has decided to run for bailiff shop steward.
Fri, May 29 7:15 AM
Night Court
Here's to You, Mrs. Robinson
Harry tries to administer the oath of citizenship to Quon Le before she gives birth.
Fri, May 29 7:45 AM
Batman (1989)
The Caped Crusader (Michael Keaton) saves dismal Gotham City and gorgeous Vicki Vale (Kim Basinger) from the freaky Joker (Jack Nicholson).
Fri, May 29 10:30 AM
Batman Returns (1992)
The Caped Crusader (Michael Keaton) clashes with Catwoman (Michelle Pfeiffer) and saves gloomy Gotham City from the foul Penguin's (Danny DeVito) plot.
Fri, May 29 1:15 PM
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
A sacred white bat's disappearance begets bloodshed between African tribes and puts the goofy pet sleuth (Jim Carrey) on the case.
Fri, May 29 3:15 PM
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins.
Fri, May 29 5:15 PM
Black Sheep (1996)
To head off political embarrassment, the aide (David Spade) of a gubernatorial candidate (Tim Matheson) shepherds his boss's uncouth brother (Chris Farley).
Fri, May 29 7:15 PM
Tommy Boy (1995)
A ne'er-do-well auto-parts heir (Chris Farley) must stop his father's (Brian Dennehy) widow from selling the business.
Fri, May 29 9:30 PM
Happy Gilmore (1996)
A powerful swing convinces a hockey player he can join the PGA Tour and win back his grandmother's repossessed house.
Fri, May 29 11:30 PM
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Thrown together as partners, two detectives (Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson) investigate a cocaine dealer suspected of murder.
Sat, May 30 1:45 AM
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins.
Sat, May 30 3:45 AM
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
A sacred white bat's disappearance begets bloodshed between African tribes and puts the goofy pet sleuth (Jim Carrey) on the case.
Sat, May 30 5:45 AM
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins.
Sat, May 30 7:45 AM
Black Sheep (1996)
To head off political embarrassment, the aide (David Spade) of a gubernatorial candidate (Tim Matheson) shepherds his boss's uncouth brother (Chris Farley).
Sat, May 30 9:45 AM
Tommy Boy (1995)
A ne'er-do-well auto-parts heir (Chris Farley) must stop his father's (Brian Dennehy) widow from selling the business.
Sat, May 30 12:00 PM
Happy Gilmore (1996)
A powerful swing convinces a hockey player he can join the PGA Tour and win back his grandmother's repossessed house.
Sat, May 30 2:00 PM
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Thrown together as partners, two detectives (Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson) investigate a cocaine dealer suspected of murder.
Sat, May 30 4:15 PM
Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)
Los Angeles police detectives crush a guns-to-gangs operation with a wild woman from internal affairs.
Sat, May 30 7:00 PM
Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)
Los Angeles police partners take on members of a Chinese triad who are smuggling families from the mainland.
Sat, May 30 10:00 PM
Clue (1985)
Col. Mustard, Miss Scarlet, Mrs. Peacock, and company solve a mansion murder based on the board game.
Sun, May 31 12:00 AM
You're Killing Me
The Beginning
While facing declining sales at a book convention, bestselling mystery author Allie Chandler investigates the suspicious death of a close friend, only to clash with new police detective Jack Kerrigan and ambitious young podcaster Andi Walker.
Sun, May 31 1:06 AM
Who's Harry Crumb? (1989)
A blundering private eye's (John Candy) boss (Jeffrey Jones) puts him on a kidnapping case he is not supposed to solve.
Sun, May 31 3:04 AM
Summer Rental (1985)
An overworked air-traffic controller takes his family on a beach vacation but is soon beset by series of mishaps.
Sun, May 31 5:02 AM
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)
An ad exec and a shower-curtain-ring salesman become co-travelers on the way to Thanksgiving in Chicago.
Sun, May 31 7:00 AM
The Three Stooges
They Stooge to Conga
The trio encounters Nazis; guest Lloyd Bridges.
Sun, May 31 7:15 AM
Night Court
Death of a Bailiff
Bull has a near-death experience and insists God spoke to him.
Sun, May 31 7:45 AM
Night Court
Ladies Night
After Roz and her boyfriend break up Christine decides to help Roz recover, so they go out together to one of Roz's favorite hang-outs: a male strip club.
Sun, May 31 8:15 AM
Summer Rental (1985)
An overworked air-traffic controller takes his family on a beach vacation but is soon beset by series of mishaps.
Sun, May 31 10:15 AM
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)
An ad exec and a shower-curtain-ring salesman become co-travelers on the way to Thanksgiving in Chicago.
Sun, May 31 12:15 PM
Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)
Los Angeles police detectives crush a guns-to-gangs operation with a wild woman from internal affairs.
Sun, May 31 3:00 PM
Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)
Los Angeles police partners take on members of a Chinese triad who are smuggling families from the mainland.
Sun, May 31 6:00 PM
Clue (1985)
Col. Mustard, Miss Scarlet, Mrs. Peacock, and company solve a mansion murder based on the board game.
Sun, May 31 8:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Snow Day
Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm.
Sun, May 31 8:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Cookies
Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house.
Sun, May 31 9:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Lucky Suit
Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI.
Sun, May 31 9:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Skit
Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.
Sun, May 31 10:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Breakup Tape
Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships.
Sun, May 31 10:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Talk to Your Daughter
Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life.
Sun, May 31 11:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
A Vote for Debra
Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children.
Sun, May 31 11:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The First Six Years
Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.
Mon, Jun 1 12:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The First Six Years
Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.
Mon, Jun 1 12:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Call Me Mom
When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother ``mom,`` Marie has a surprising reaction.
Mon, Jun 1 1:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Mother's Day
A feud erupts between Debra and Marie, forcing the rest of the family to choose sides and making Frank and Ray to do the talking for them.
Mon, Jun 1 1:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Bigger Person
Robert's attempt to play peacemaker backfires, escalating the cold war between Marie and Debra.
Mon, Jun 1 2:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The First Time
Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex.
Mon, Jun 1 2:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Cult
The family becomes concerned when a depressed Robert joins an organization that may actually be a cult.
Mon, Jun 1 3:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Counseling
An argument over housework leads Ray and Debra to a marriage counselor, but their session is far from therapeutic.
Mon, Jun 1 3:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Homework
Ally's teacher invites Ray to address the curriculum review board after he comments that the kids have too much work to do.
Mon, Jun 1 4:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Pet the Bunny
Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands.
Mon, Jun 1 4:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Who Am I?
Ray starts to think he's having an identity crisis since he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends.
Mon, Jun 1 5:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Robert Needs Money
Ray and Debra are flummoxed when a cash-strapped Robert accepts $1,000 from them and then wants to high-tail it to Vegas.
Mon, Jun 1 5:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Sigh
Ray gives Debra exclusive use of their bathroom, then realizes he made a big mistake.
Mon, Jun 1 6:00 AM
Coach
Piece o' Cake
Luther, feeling a bit lonely, befriends a boy (Jussie Smollett) in need of a father.
Mon, Jun 1 6:30 AM
Coach
Running on Empty
Christine gingerly suggests that she and Hayden visit a fertility clinic.
Mon, Jun 1 7:30 AM
Coach
The Playbook
Hayden expects defeat when the team playbook falls into enemy hands before the Pioneer Bowl.
Mon, Jun 1 8:00 AM
Coach
The Pioneer Bowl
Hayden must coach the big game without Luther, who is hospitalized with a concussion.
Mon, Jun 1 8:30 AM
Coach
Christmas of the Van Damned
Luther makes a nuisance of himself after tracing his family tree.
Mon, Jun 1 9:00 AM
Coach
Coach for a Day
Hayden struggles with a recommendation letter when Luther is offered a head coaching position.
Mon, Jun 1 9:30 AM
Coach
Coach for a Day
Luther is humiliated when he is forced to admit to Hayden that he manages a miniature golf course.
Mon, Jun 1 10:00 AM
Sanford & Son
The Shootout
Fred accidentally fires an antique gun and fears the worst when his neighbor doesn't answer.
Mon, Jun 1 10:30 AM
Sanford & Son
Blood Is Thicker Than Junk
Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.
Mon, Jun 1 11:00 AM
Sanford & Son
Sanford and Son and Sister Makes Three
Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.
Mon, Jun 1 11:30 AM
Sanford & Son
A Guest in the Yard
A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.
Mon, Jun 1 12:00 PM
Sanford & Son
Fred & Carol & Fred & Donna
Fred invites his fiancee and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.
Mon, Jun 1 12:30 PM
Sanford & Son
The Light Housekeeper
When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.
Mon, Jun 1 1:00 PM
Sanford & Son
The Big Party
Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.
Mon, Jun 1 1:30 PM
Sanford & Son
A Visit From Lena Horne
Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.
Mon, Jun 1 2:00 PM
Three's Company
Janet Wigs Out
Janet dons a blond wig and a new personality.
Mon, Jun 1 2:30 PM
Three's Company
The Best of Three's Company - Part One
Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.
Mon, Jun 1 3:00 PM
Three's Company
The Best of Three's Company - Part 2
Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.
Mon, Jun 1 3:30 PM
Three's Company
Jack Goes to the Dentist
Terri's boyfriend thinks Jack is the reason behind their breakup.
Mon, Jun 1 4:00 PM
Three's Company
Diamond Jack
A jewel-thief date thinks Jack is a fence.
Mon, Jun 1 4:30 PM
Three's Company
Jack Gets His
Jack is the victim of a con game when he rents a decrepit restaurant.
Mon, Jun 1 5:00 PM
Three's Company
Extra, Extra
A newspaper article implies the trio's living arrangement is more than a practical one.
Mon, Jun 1 5:30 PM
Three's Company
A Night Not to Remember
Jack strikes out as Janet's chaperon when he gets drunk and falls asleep.
Mon, Jun 1 6:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Annoying Kid
Raymond encounters problems with the young son of a befriended couple.
Mon, Jun 1 6:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
She's the One
Robert fears his family will ruin his developing relationship with ``the perfect woman.``
Mon, Jun 1 7:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Marie's Vision
The men are afraid to spoil Thanksgiving Day dinner by telling Marie she needs eyeglasses.
Mon, Jun 1 7:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Thought That Counts
Debra wonders why Ray does not put the same effort into finding thoughtful gifts for her as he does for Marie.
Mon, Jun 1 8:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Grandpa Steals
Frank must make amends with his granddaughter, Ally, when she catches him stealing food at the supermarket.
Mon, Jun 1 8:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Somebody Hates Raymond
Raymond learns that a local sports radio broadcaster dislikes him after Ray offers to be on his show.
Mon, Jun 1 9:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Just a Formality
Robert proposes to Amy; Ray meets Amy's ultraconservative parents.
Mon, Jun 1 9:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Disciplinarian
Debra convinces Ray to take his turn at disciplining the twins.
Mon, Jun 1 10:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Sweet Charity
Ray enjoys his volunteer work at the hospital because the patients treat him like a celebrity; Debra comes to regret her decision to force her husband to volunteer at the hospital.
Mon, Jun 1 10:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Meeting the Parents
Amy's conservative parents catch Robert in a compromising position.
Mon, Jun 1 11:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Plan
Ray persuades Robert to botch an invitation assignment so Amy will let him off the hook with their wedding plans, but the scheme backfires.
Mon, Jun 1 11:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Sleepover at Peggy's
When Ray drops off Ally for a sleepover, he gets the idea that his nemesis in the cookie drive is making a pass at him.
Tue, Jun 2 12:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Who's Next
Debra chooses a friend to replace her if she dies but gets annoyed when Ray seems pleased by the idea.
Tue, Jun 2 12:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Shower
Marie attempts to take over when Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy; Debra runs into trouble with the law and must rely on Marie for help.
Tue, Jun 2 1:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Robert's Wedding
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.
Tue, Jun 2 1:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Robert's Wedding
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.
Tue, Jun 2 2:00 AM
Sanford & Son
Lamont Goes African
Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.
Tue, Jun 2 2:30 AM
Sanford & Son
Watts Side Story
Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.
Tue, Jun 2 3:00 AM
Sanford & Son
The Infernal Triangle
Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.
Tue, Jun 2 3:30 AM
Sanford & Son
Pops 'n' Pals
Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.
Tue, Jun 2 4:00 AM
Sanford & Son
Home Sweet Home for the Aged
Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.
Tue, Jun 2 4:30 AM
Sanford & Son
Pot Luck
Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.
Tue, Jun 2 5:00 AM
Sanford & Son
The Kid
A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.
Tue, Jun 2 5:30 AM
Sanford & Son
Rated X
A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.
Tue, Jun 2 6:00 AM
Sanford & Son
Lamont as Othello
A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.
Tue, Jun 2 6:30 AM
Sanford & Son
Libra Rising All Over Lamont
Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.
Tue, Jun 2 7:00 AM
Sanford & Son
Fred, the Reluctant Fingerman
Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.
Tue, Jun 2 7:30 AM
Sanford & Son
Presenting the Three Degrees
Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.
Tue, Jun 2 8:00 AM
Sanford & Son
This Little TV Went to Market
Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.
Tue, Jun 2 8:30 AM
Sanford & Son
Lamont Is That You?
Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.
Tue, Jun 2 9:00 AM
Sanford & Son
Fuentes, Fuentes, Sanford & Chico
Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.
Tue, Jun 2 9:30 AM
Sanford & Son
Superflyer
Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.
Tue, Jun 2 10:00 AM
Night Court
Safe
On Halloween, Dan believes he has sold his soul to the devil, and Harry gets locked inside a safe.
Tue, Jun 2 10:30 AM
Night Court
Mac's Dilemma
The man who saved Mac's life in Vietnam appears in court and asks Mac to do an illegal favor for him.
Tue, Jun 2 11:00 AM
Night Court
Who Was That Mashed Man?
A veteran actor contemplates suicide when a lawsuit prevents him from portraying the Western hero that made him famous.
Tue, Jun 2 11:30 AM
Night Court
No Hard Feelings
Dan's world has come crashing down: he's suffering from impotence. Meanwhile, Harry is given a personal assistant, a blind woman with a terrible attitude.
Tue, Jun 2 12:00 PM
Night Court
Constitution
Harry fights with a man threatening to destroy an original draft of the Constitution; Roz's illness concerns the staff.
Tue, Jun 2 12:30 PM
Night Court
Constitution
Harry reasons with the man who is threatening to destroy an original draft of the Constitution; Roz has diabetes.
Tue, Jun 2 1:00 PM
Night Court
Let It Snow
A Christmas Eve blizzard strands the staff in the courtroom with a group of defendants. With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.
Tue, Jun 2 1:30 PM
Night Court
Dan, the Walking Time Bomb
Dan (John Larroquette) is handcuffed to a time bomb; Bull's blind girlfriend (Elayne Boosler) tries to heat up their relationship.
Tue, Jun 2 2:00 PM
Night Court
Hit the Road, Jack
Christine must tell her father, who moved in with her, that he has overstayed his welcome.
Tue, Jun 2 2:30 PM
Night Court
I'm Okay, You're Catatonic/Schizophrenic
Harry tries to keep his stepfather (John Astin) and another man out of a mental hospital. Mel Torme guest stars.
Tue, Jun 2 3:00 PM
Night Court
Chrizzi's Honor
Christine invites a stranger to her party, not realizing he's wanted by the mob.
Tue, Jun 2 3:30 PM
Night Court
Another Day in the Life
Panic grips the courtroom as the gang races to clear 207 cases in one session so a millionaire will donate money to save an orphanage and so Dan can win an office pool for the most convictions.
Tue, Jun 2 4:00 PM
Night Court
Heart of Stone
Harry and Dan, along with their passionate women, are caught in an embarrassing situation in Harry's chambers.
Tue, Jun 2 4:30 PM
Night Court
Russkie Business
Harry gets involved with a Soviet diplomat to help Yakov obtain a temporary visa back to Russia. Johnny Carson makes a cameo appearance.
Tue, Jun 2 5:00 PM
Night Court
Jung and the Restless
Roz is ordered to undergo therapy after she's found to be insensitive.
Tue, Jun 2 5:30 PM
Night Court
Top Judge
Harry's (Harry Anderson) title of courtroom joker is threatened when a fun-loving judge (guest star Gary Kroeger) arrives. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.
Tue, Jun 2 6:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Baggage
Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an unspoken battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away.
Tue, Jun 2 6:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Bachelor Party
Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment.
Tue, Jun 2 7:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Fun with Debra
Tightly wound Debra decides to join Ray on a golf outing in order to recover their former fun-loving relationship.
Tue, Jun 2 7:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Thank You Notes
Marie nags Amy, her new daughter-in-law, to send out ``thank you`` notes; Debra is thrilled that she finally has an ally to oppose Marie.
Tue, Jun 2 8:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
Tue, Jun 2 8:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.
Tue, Jun 2 9:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Prostitutes and Gelato
Charlie and Alan must confront their ``daddy issues`` when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.
Tue, Jun 2 9:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.
Tue, Jun 2 10:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.
Tue, Jun 2 10:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
Tue, Jun 2 11:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
City of Great Racks
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
Tue, Jun 2 11:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
Wed, Jun 3 12:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
Wed, Jun 3 12:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
Wed, Jun 3 1:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
I Scream When I Pee
Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
Wed, Jun 3 1:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
One Nut Johnson
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
Wed, Jun 3 2:00 AM
Night Court
Mac's Millions
Mac quits his job after he inherits $2 million -- then he's sued for over $4 million.
Wed, Jun 3 2:30 AM
Night Court
Danny Got His Gun
Dan (John Larroquette) is called to active duty by his Army Reserve unit. With Harry Anderson.
Wed, Jun 3 3:00 AM
Night Court
Danny Got His Gun
The court staff holds a memorial service for Dan (John Larroquette). With Harry Anderson.
Wed, Jun 3 3:30 AM
Night Court
Danny Got His Gun
Dan is forced to perform an appendectomy on one of his rescuers because of an injury to the doctor's hands. The court staff, meanwhile, prepares to hold Dan's memorial service.
Wed, Jun 3 4:00 AM
Night Court
Fire
A courthouse fire thwarts last-minute campaigning by would-be assemblyman Dan (John Larroquette). With Harry Anderson.
Wed, Jun 3 4:30 AM
Night Court
Harry and the Tramp
Harry (Harry Anderson) is shocked to learn that his date (guest star Wendy Schaal) is a former porn star. Bobbi Jo Latham also guest stars.
Wed, Jun 3 5:00 AM
Night Court
Educating Rhoda
A bungling bailiff trainee (guest star Denny Dillon) lets a psychotic mental patient (guest star Nana Visitor) escape.
Wed, Jun 3 5:30 AM
Night Court
The Last Temptation of Mac
An ill-timed clench with another woman (Renee Jones) throws Mac's (Charlie Robinson) Thanksgiving into chaos. With Denice Kumagai.
Wed, Jun 3 6:00 AM
Night Court
The Law Club
Dan's admission into a prestigious law club hinges on Christine's reaction to his sponsor's advances.
Wed, Jun 3 6:30 AM
Night Court
Night Court of the Living Dead
Christine (Markie Post), declared dead by a computer, is relegated to assisting her replacement. With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.
Wed, Jun 3 7:00 AM
Night Court
The Night Court Before Christmas
Roz (Marsha Warfield) faces Christmas in jail after defying a mean-spirited toy magnate (Jordan Charney). John Astin guest stars. With Harry Anderson.
Wed, Jun 3 7:30 AM
Night Court
Mental Giant
Bull scores very high on an I.Q. test and is offered a cushy job at a think-tank trying to communicate mentally with test animals.
Wed, Jun 3 8:00 AM
Night Court
Rock-a-bye Baby
Motherhood loses its appeal when Christine (Markie Post) baby-sits a friend's energetic infant. With Harry Anderson.
Wed, Jun 3 8:30 AM
Night Court
Clip Show
Flashbacks recall how the court staff incurred expenses totaling $954,768. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette and Selma Diamond.
Wed, Jun 3 9:00 AM
Night Court
Clip Show
A city auditor tries to investigate some of Harry's more bizarre expenses (via flashbacks). He is interrupted by a gun wielding clown threatening to shoot everyone.
Wed, Jun 3 9:30 AM
Night Court
The Trouble Is Not in Your Set
The staff mugs before courtroom TV cameras; guest Marion Ross.
Wed, Jun 3 10:00 AM
Three's Company
Opening Night
Jack and the crew are all set for the restaurant's opening night.
Wed, Jun 3 10:30 AM
Three's Company
Cousin, Cuisine
Chaos results when Jack romances a Mexican girl.
Wed, Jun 3 11:00 AM
Three's Company
The Brunch
Jack hosts a Sunday brunch to convince a neighborhood clergyman that the bistro is really a respectable place.
Wed, Jun 3 11:30 AM
Three's Company
An Affair to Forget
Jack dates one of Janet's friends from high school, unaware that she is married.
Wed, Jun 3 12:00 PM
Three's Company
The Impossible Dream
The Bistro's new guitarist has a singer, Larry.
Wed, Jun 3 12:30 PM
Three's Company
Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
Furley learns that Terri's boyfriend is a convicted murderer.
Wed, Jun 3 1:00 PM
Three's Company
Going to Pot
Jack is outraged when the building inspector demands a bribe.
Wed, Jun 3 1:30 PM
Three's Company
Bob and Carol and Larry and Terri
A rumor spreads that Carol and Bob's marriage is on the rocks.
Wed, Jun 3 2:00 PM
Three's Company
Larry's Sister
Larry becomes overprotective of his sister when he lets Jack show her around town.
Wed, Jun 3 2:30 PM
Three's Company
Jack's Double Date
Jack bets Janet and Terri that he can stay away from women for a week.
Wed, Jun 3 3:00 PM
Three's Company
Star Struck
Terri is about to marry a soap opera star who Jack believes has a questionable reputation.
Wed, Jun 3 3:30 PM
Three's Company
Jack Goes the Distance
Jack challenges a Golden Gloves contender.
Wed, Jun 3 4:00 PM
Three's Company
The Apartment
Jack catches married Mr. Angelino with a woman.
Wed, Jun 3 4:30 PM
Three's Company
Janet's Little Helper
Jack and Terri think Janet is trying to seduce Furley's shy nephew.
Wed, Jun 3 5:00 PM
Three's Company
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
Jack's new moustache is a turn-on for Terri.
Wed, Jun 3 5:30 PM
Three's Company
Navy Blues
A former Navy buddy visits Jack and tries to con his way into a partnership at the bistro.
Wed, Jun 3 6:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Home From School
Michael claims he's too sick to go to school and spends an entire day watching Ray work in his downstairs office.
Wed, Jun 3 6:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Misery Loves Company
After just three months of wedded bliss, Robert and Amy try to offer Ray and Debra advice on building a happy marriage.
Wed, Jun 3 7:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Contractor
Ray's contractor friend takes an eternity to replace the kitchen stove.
Wed, Jun 3 7:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Peter on the Couch
When Amy invites her brother to stay for dinner, he makes himself comfortable on the couch and never leaves.
Wed, Jun 3 8:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
Wed, Jun 3 8:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Tight's Good
After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.
Wed, Jun 3 9:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.
Wed, Jun 3 9:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Meander to Your Dander
Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.
Wed, Jun 3 10:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.
Wed, Jun 3 10:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
The Soil Is Moist
Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
Wed, Jun 3 11:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Winky-Dink Time
Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute; Charlie runs into trouble when he can't remember his date's name.
Wed, Jun 3 11:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
Thu, Jun 4 12:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.
Thu, Jun 4 12:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Fish in a Drawer
A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
Thu, Jun 4 1:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
Thu, Jun 4 1:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Welcome to Alancrest
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
Thu, Jun 4 2:00 AM
Three's Company
Borrowing Trouble
Janet and Terri try to raise money for Jack.
Thu, Jun 4 2:30 AM
Three's Company
Out on a Limb
Jack tries to retrieve his nasty note to a critic.
Thu, Jun 4 3:00 AM
Three's Company
Alias Jack Tripper
Jack winds up with two dates for the same day.
Thu, Jun 4 3:30 AM
Three's Company
Jack Be Quick
Jack's girlfriend asks him to father her child.
Thu, Jun 4 4:00 AM
Three's Company
The Money Machine
Jack accidentally receives $1,000 from an automatic teller machine.
Thu, Jun 4 4:30 AM
Three's Company
She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not
Jack thinks one of the girls is interested in him.
Thu, Jun 4 5:00 AM
Three's Company
Hearing Is Believing
Jack tries to keep his girlfriend's job a secret.
Thu, Jun 4 5:30 AM
Three's Company
Now You See It, Now You Don't
Jack pretends he is well-to-do when he dates a wealthy socialite.
Thu, Jun 4 6:00 AM
Three's Company
The Charming Stranger
Jack is convinced that his new neighbor is one of London's most-wanted criminals.
Thu, Jun 4 6:30 AM
Three's Company
Janet Shapes Up
Janet's new boss uses her to get Jack.
Thu, Jun 4 7:00 AM
Jumanji (1995)
A world of adventure is unleashed on siblings Peter and Judy when they find a jungle-themed game called Jumanji in the attic.
Thu, Jun 4 9:30 AM
Men at Work (1990)
Two goofy garbagemen find a politician's corpse in a can, and a toxic-waste scheme behind it.
Thu, Jun 4 11:45 AM
Meatballs (1979)
A zany summer camp counselor leads his misfit charges into a no-holds-barred competition against high-class campers.
Thu, Jun 4 1:45 PM
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985)
The zany graduates attempt to stop rampant acts of vandalism when they take to the meanest beat on the streets.
Thu, Jun 4 3:45 PM
Police Academy (1984)
The new mayor's policy puts badges on misfits: one (Steve Guttenberg) has a police record; another (Michael Winslow) does vocal sound effects.
Thu, Jun 4 6:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Liars
Ray's little white lie to get out of spending the evening with his mother snowballs into an intricate deception.
Thu, Jun 4 6:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Surprise Party
Debra's mother enlists an unwilling Ray to help plan a surprise birthday party for his wife.
Thu, Jun 4 7:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Bird
The Barones spend a discomfiting Thanksgiving Day at Amy's parents' house.
Thu, Jun 4 7:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Jazz Records
After the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the day their father ruined his prized collection of jazz records.
Thu, Jun 4 8:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
If My Hole Could Talk
Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.
Thu, Jun 4 8:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Waiting for the Right Snapper
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
Thu, Jun 4 9:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
Thu, Jun 4 9:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Pie Hole, Herb
Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
Thu, Jun 4 10:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
Thu, Jun 4 10:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
The Flavin' and the Mavin
Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
Thu, Jun 4 11:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
A Jock Strap in Hell
The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.
Thu, Jun 4 11:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
It's Always Nazi Week
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
Fri, Jun 5 12:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
Fri, Jun 5 12:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Pinocchio's Mouth
Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.
Fri, Jun 5 1:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York, so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
Fri, Jun 5 1:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Run Steven Staven! Run!
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
Fri, Jun 5 2:00 AM
Police Academy (1984)
The new mayor's policy puts badges on misfits: one (Steve Guttenberg) has a police record; another (Michael Winslow) does vocal sound effects.
Fri, Jun 5 4:15 AM
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985)
The zany graduates attempt to stop rampant acts of vandalism when they take to the meanest beat on the streets.
Fri, Jun 5 6:15 AM
Meatballs (1979)
A zany summer camp counselor leads his misfit charges into a no-holds-barred competition against high-class campers.
Fri, Jun 5 8:15 AM
Stand by Me (1986)
A boy (Wil Wheaton) and his three buddies set out in the summer of 1959 on a hike to find a dead body.
Fri, Jun 5 10:15 AM
The Outsiders (1983)
In 1960s Oklahoma a sensitive youth (C. Thomas Howell) gets in over his head when his best friend (Ralph Macchio) kills a member of a rival gang.
Fri, Jun 5 12:15 PM
Starship Troopers (1997)
Members of Earth's space fleet battle a vicious army of gigantic insects bent on destroying humanity.
Fri, Jun 5 3:15 PM
Red Dawn (1984)
Colorado teens (Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson) fight back after Soviet-led paratroops drop into town for World War III.
Fri, Jun 5 6:00 PM
Point Break (1991)
An FBI agent (Keanu Reeves) turns California surfer to nab bank robbers who wear rubber masks of four ex-presidents.
Fri, Jun 5 9:00 PM
Con Air (1997)
A wrongly convicted parolee (Nicolas Cage) on a flight with a group of vicious prisoners tries to stop their violent hijacking.
Fri, Jun 5 11:30 PM
Night Patrol (2025)
An LAPD officer discovers a police task force is harboring a horrific secret that endangers residents of the housing projects he grew up in.
Sat, Jun 6 1:45 AM
Starship Troopers (1997)
Members of Earth's space fleet battle a vicious army of gigantic insects bent on destroying humanity.
Sat, Jun 6 4:45 AM
Stand by Me (1986)
A boy (Wil Wheaton) and his three buddies set out in the summer of 1959 on a hike to find a dead body.
Sat, Jun 6 6:45 AM
The Outsiders (1983)
In 1960s Oklahoma a sensitive youth (C. Thomas Howell) gets in over his head when his best friend (Ralph Macchio) kills a member of a rival gang.
Sat, Jun 6 8:45 AM
Platoon (1986)
Two sergeants (Tom Berenger, Willem Dafoe) and a private (Charlie Sheen) join others lost in war along the 1967 Cambodian border.
Sat, Jun 6 11:30 AM
Red Dawn (1984)
Colorado teens (Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson) fight back after Soviet-led paratroops drop into town for World War III.
Sat, Jun 6 2:15 PM
Point Break (1991)
An FBI agent (Keanu Reeves) turns California surfer to nab bank robbers who wear rubber masks of four ex-presidents.
Sat, Jun 6 5:15 PM
Con Air (1997)
A wrongly convicted parolee (Nicolas Cage) on a flight with a group of vicious prisoners tries to stop their violent hijacking.
Sat, Jun 6 7:45 PM
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
New York stockbroker Jordan Belfort, who founded brokerage firm Stratton Oakmont while still in his early 20s, develops habits of wretched excess and corruption.
Sat, Jun 6 11:45 PM
The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
Bo (Seann William Scott), Luke (Johnny Knoxville) and Daisy (Jessica Simpson) Duke try to thwart a scheme by Boss Hogg involving a high-profile auto race.
Sun, Jun 7 2:00 AM
The Last Stand (2013)
A sheriff must take matters into his own hands when a notorious drug lord escapes from FBI custody and comes speeding toward a showdown in the lawman's quiet border town.
Sun, Jun 7 4:30 AM
Donnie Brasco (1997)
An undercover FBI agent (Johnny Depp) uses the patronage of an unwitting mobster (Al Pacino) to infiltrate the New York Mafia.
Sun, Jun 7 7:30 AM
Night Court
The Game Show
Bull (Richard Moll) is on a game show; a cantankerous judge (Florence Stanley) jails Dan (John Larroquette) for contempt.
Sun, Jun 7 8:00 AM
Night Court
This Old Man
The staff meets Christine's (Markie Post) elderly suitor (Peter Hansen); an amorous dowager offers Dan (John Larroquette) a campaign contribution. With Harry Anderson.
Sun, Jun 7 8:30 AM
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
New York stockbroker Jordan Belfort, who founded brokerage firm Stratton Oakmont while still in his early 20s, develops habits of wretched excess and corruption.
Sun, Jun 7 12:30 PM
The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
Bo (Seann William Scott), Luke (Johnny Knoxville) and Daisy (Jessica Simpson) Duke try to thwart a scheme by Boss Hogg involving a high-profile auto race.
Sun, Jun 7 2:45 PM
Ghostbusters (1984)
Armed with their proton packs, four paranormal investigators battle mischievous ghouls, slimy specters, and full-torso, free-roaming apparitions across New York.
Sun, Jun 7 5:00 PM
Ghostbusters II (1989)
Now the parapsychologists (Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd) are trying to rid New York of stress-related pink slime.
Sun, Jun 7 7:30 PM
Predator (1987)
On a mission in a Central American jungle, a team of commandos headed by Major Dutch Schaefer find themselves hunted by a fierce extra-terrestrial warrior.
Sun, Jun 7 10:01 PM
The Vampire Lestat
Sun, Jun 7 11:09 PM
Predator (1987)
On a mission in a Central American jungle, a team of commandos headed by Major Dutch Schaefer find themselves hunted by a fierce extra-terrestrial warrior.
Mon, Jun 8 1:36 AM
Ghostbusters (1984)
Armed with their proton packs, four paranormal investigators battle mischievous ghouls, slimy specters, and full-torso, free-roaming apparitions across New York.
Mon, Jun 8 3:49 AM
Ghostbusters II (1989)
Now the parapsychologists (Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd) are trying to rid New York of stress-related pink slime.
Mon, Jun 8 6:17 AM
The Three Stooges
I'll Never Heil Again
The boys battle fascists.
Mon, Jun 8 6:30 AM
Coach
The Babywreckers
Christine has to turn to Hayden, Luther and Dauber to care for a friend's baby.
Mon, Jun 8 7:00 AM
Coach
My Cup Runneth Over
Hayden appears as Christine's valentine on her talk show, but has an embarrassing on-air moment.
Mon, Jun 8 7:30 AM
Coach
Like Father, Like Daughter
Hayden is disillusioned when he realizes Kelly's job takes priority over his awards night.
Mon, Jun 8 8:00 AM
Coach
The Devil and Mrs. Burleigh
Hayden ends up marriage counseling when Howard Burleigh (Kenneth Kimmins) discovers his wife is having an affair.
Mon, Jun 8 8:30 AM
Coach
Blue Chip Blues
Hayden discovers his top high-school recruit (Terrance Howard) has lost the desire to play football.
Mon, Jun 8 9:00 AM
Coach
The Stand-In
Hayden recruits NFL star quarterback Troy Aikman for an unusual substitute assignment.
Mon, Jun 8 9:30 AM
Coach
Something Old, Something New
Hayden dodges the bullet when Dauber asks him how he should handle an old girlfriend (Gretchen German).
Mon, Jun 8 10:00 AM
Sanford & Son
The Members of the Wedding/The Engagement
Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.
Mon, Jun 8 10:30 AM
Sanford & Son
The Blind Mellow Jelly Collection
Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.
Mon, Jun 8 11:00 AM
Sanford & Son
A House Is Not a Poolroom
Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.
Mon, Jun 8 11:30 AM
Sanford & Son
Grady, the Star Boarder
Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred.
Mon, Jun 8 12:00 PM
Sanford & Son
Wine, Women and Aunt Esther
Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral.
Mon, Jun 8 12:30 PM
Sanford & Son
Mama's Baby, Papa's Maybe
A question arises as to whether Fred is really Lamont's father.
Mon, Jun 8 1:00 PM
Sanford & Son
Fred Sanford, Legal Eagle
Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.
Mon, Jun 8 1:30 PM
Sanford & Son
This Land Is Whose Land?
A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.
Mon, Jun 8 2:00 PM
Three's Company
Grandma Jack
Jack disguises himself as a woman to compete in a baking contest.
Mon, Jun 8 2:30 PM
Three's Company
Look What I Found
The trio hopes that Furley will bend the apartment rules when they place a stray cat on his doorstep.
Mon, Jun 8 3:00 PM
Three's Company
Like Father, Like Son
Jack's meddling father drops in unexpectedly.
Mon, Jun 8 3:30 PM
Three's Company
The Odd Couples
Terri pretends she is married to ward off Dr. Kenderson's advances.
Mon, Jun 8 4:00 PM
Three's Company
Baby, It's Cold Inside
Jack and Furley become trapped in a freezer at Angelino's restaurant.
Mon, Jun 8 4:30 PM
Three's Company
Itching for Trouble
Jack's old flame asks him for marital advice.
Mon, Jun 8 5:00 PM
Three's Company
Forget Me Not
Jack feigns amnesia after wrecking Janet's car.
Mon, Jun 8 5:30 PM
Three's Company
Jack's Tattoo
Jack checks into a hospital to have an embarrassing tattoo removed.
Mon, Jun 8 6:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Debra at the Lodge
Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.
Mon, Jun 8 6:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Slave
Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.
Mon, Jun 8 7:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Whose Side Are You On?
Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.
Mon, Jun 8 7:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Lateness
Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.
Mon, Jun 8 8:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Party Dress
Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.
Mon, Jun 8 8:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Security
Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.
Mon, Jun 8 9:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Ingrate
Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.
Mon, Jun 8 9:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Crazy Chin
Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.
Mon, Jun 8 10:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Nice Talk
While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.
Mon, Jun 8 10:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Blabbermouths
Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.
Mon, Jun 8 11:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Model
A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.
Mon, Jun 8 11:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Mentor
Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.
Tue, Jun 9 12:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Golf for It
Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.
Tue, Jun 9 12:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Home
One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.
Tue, Jun 9 1:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Not So Fast
Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.
Tue, Jun 9 1:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Angry Sex
Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life.
Tue, Jun 9 2:00 AM
Sanford & Son
Fred's Cheating Heart
Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.
Tue, Jun 9 2:30 AM
Sanford & Son
The Party Crasher
Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.
Tue, Jun 9 3:00 AM
Sanford & Son
Lamont Goes Karate
When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.
Tue, Jun 9 3:30 AM
Sanford & Son
Will the Real Fred Sanford Please Do Something?
A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiance, Fred Sanford.
Tue, Jun 9 4:00 AM
Sanford & Son
Tyranny, Thy Name Is Grady
Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.
Tue, Jun 9 4:30 AM
Sanford & Son
Aunt Esther and Uncle Woodrow Pffttt ...
Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.
Tue, Jun 9 5:00 AM
Sanford & Son
The Way to Lamont's Heart
Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.
Tue, Jun 9 5:30 AM
Sanford & Son
Hello, Cousin Emma ... Goodbye, Cousin Emma
Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.
Tue, Jun 9 6:00 AM
Sanford & Son
The Surprise Party
When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.
Tue, Jun 9 6:30 AM
Sanford & Son
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.
Tue, Jun 9 7:00 AM
Sanford & Son
Ol' Brown Eyes
Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.
Tue, Jun 9 7:30 AM
Sanford & Son
Grady and His Lady
Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.
Tue, Jun 9 8:00 AM
Sanford & Son
There'll Be Some Changes Made
Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.
Tue, Jun 9 8:30 AM
Sanford & Son
Going Out of Business
Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.
Tue, Jun 9 9:00 AM
Sanford & Son
Home Sweet Home
Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.
Tue, Jun 9 9:30 AM
Sanford & Son
My Kingdom for a Horse
Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.
Tue, Jun 9 10:00 AM
Night Court
Strange Bedfellows
When Harry (Harry Anderson) finally meets Mel Torme, he gives his idol the flu. With John Larroquette.
Tue, Jun 9 10:30 AM
Night Court
From Snoop to Nuts
Christine (Markie Post) is suspicious when Harry (Harry Anderson) secretly takes part in a government sting operation. John Astin guest stars.
Tue, Jun 9 11:00 AM
Night Court
From Snoop to Nuts
Harry's (Harry Anderson) sting operation is successful; potential killers run loose in the courthouse. John Astin guest stars as Buddy Ryan.
Tue, Jun 9 11:30 AM
Night Court
Pen Pal
Roz (Marsha Warfield) falls for Christine's (Markie Post) convict pen pal, unaware that he escaped while on furlough. With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.
Tue, Jun 9 12:00 PM
Night Court
Not My Type
Christine (Markie Post) reluctantly agrees to be Art's date for the Buffalo Lodge Ball. With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.
Tue, Jun 9 12:30 PM
Night Court
Yet Another Day in the Life
Harry (Harry Anderson) and the staff must try the overflow of cases by midnight. Roy Brocksmith guest stars. With John Larroquette.
Tue, Jun 9 1:00 PM
Night Court
Life With Buddy
Harry's (Harry Anderson) life is thrown into turmoil when his eccentric father (John Astin) moves in with him. With John Larroquette.
Tue, Jun 9 1:30 PM
Night Court
If I Were a Rich Man
Bull (Richard Moll) saves a rich man's life, and Dan (John Larroquette) wants a piece of the action. With Markie Post.
Tue, Jun 9 2:00 PM
Night Court
The Cop and the Lady
Christine (Markie Post) falls for an undercover officer (Ray Abruzzo) when they are locked in the court records vault together. With John Larroquette.
Tue, Jun 9 2:30 PM
Night Court
Come Back to the Five and Dime, Stephen King, Stephen King
Harry celebrates his favorite holiday, Halloween, by pulling ghoulish pranks on the night court staff.
Tue, Jun 9 3:00 PM
Night Court
Blue Suede Bull
Dan (John Larroquette) returns a favor from Bull (Richard Moll) by agreeing to coach him in the arena of love. Denny Dillon guest stars. With Harry Anderson.
Tue, Jun 9 3:30 PM
Night Court
For Love or Money
Harry (Harry Anderson) learns Buddy (John Astin) neglected to tell his bride-to-be (Karen Morrow) that he was institutionalized for 20 years.
Tue, Jun 9 4:00 PM
Night Court
Auntie Maim
Harry (Harry Anderson) must deal with a flamboyant former actress (Magda Harout) accused of assaulting a policeman. Also guest stars Della Reese. With John Larroquette.
Tue, Jun 9 4:30 PM
Night Court
Attack of the Mac Snacks
Mac (Charlie Robinson) discovers his tasty ``Mac Snacks`` are also deadly. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.
Tue, Jun 9 5:00 PM
Night Court
Branded
Dan's (John Larroquette) future hangs in the balance when he attempts to get a shady law firm chief disbarred. With Harry Anderson and Richard Moll.
Tue, Jun 9 5:30 PM
Night Court
Branded
Dan (John Larroquette), now waiting tables at a French restaurant, is convinced to attend his disbarment hearing. With Harry Anderson and Marsha Warfield.
Tue, Jun 9 6:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
P.T. & A
Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.
Tue, Jun 9 6:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ally's F
Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.
Tue, Jun 9 7:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Boys' Therapy
The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions.
Tue, Jun 9 7:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Debra's Parents
All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.
Tue, Jun 9 8:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
The Mooch at the Boo
Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.
Tue, Jun 9 8:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.