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How I Met Your Mother
Rebound Bro
When Ted tells Stella's secret to the gang, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.
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272 upcoming programs Wed, May 27 8:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Everything Must Go
When Barney and Abby (Britney Spears) realize they share a hatred of Ted, they go to a bar together to rub their relationship in Ted's face.
Wed, May 27 8:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Miracles
An accident causes Ted to re-evaluate his life and his relationship with Stella.
Wed, May 27 9:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Do I Know You?
Stella responds to Ted's proposal; Barney realizes he's in love with Robin.
Wed, May 27 9:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Best Burger in New York
Burger-mad Marshall meets Regis Philbin while on a quest to find the restaurant where he had his very first New York burger.
Wed, May 27 10:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
I Heart NJ
Ted is stunned to learn that Stella expects him to move to New Jersey after they wed.
Wed, May 27 10:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Intervention
Ted discovers that his friends ditched their plans to stage an intervention for his engagement to Stella, but he is adamant that they go through with it anyway.
Wed, May 27 11:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Shelter Island
Stella (Sarah Chalke) and Ted's spontaneous wedding plans are jeopardized by the presence of their exes.
Wed, May 27 11:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Happily Ever After
A serendipitous meeting with someone from his past has Ted thinking about how he would handle running into someone he would prefer to forget.
Thu, May 28 12:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Not a Father's Day
Lily asks Robin and Ted for advice when she and Marshall consider having a baby.
Thu, May 28 12:30 AM
Promising Young Woman (2020)
Nothing in Cassie's life is what it appears to be -- she's wickedly smart, tantalizingly cunning, and she's living a secret double life by night. Now, an unexpected encounter is about to give Cassie a chance to right the wrongs from the past.
Thu, May 28 3:00 AM
Kajillionaire (2020)
Two con artists have spent 26 years training their only daughter to swindle, scam and steal at every turn. During a desperate and hastily conceived heist, they charm a stranger into joining them, only to have their entire world turned upside down.
Thu, May 28 5:18 AM
Kourtney & Kim Take New York
Dream a Little Dream
Kim records a music single with record producer The Dream; Scott's purchase of a new fashion accessory bothers Kourtney.
Thu, May 28 5:52 AM
Kourtney & Kim Take New York
Straight Expectations
Kim has a new shopping buddy; Kourtney questions if she can live with Scott.
Thu, May 28 6:26 AM
Kourtney & Kim Take New York
A Dash of Respect
Khloe returns for the grand opening; Scott hires an assistant.
Thu, May 28 7:00 AM
Kourtney & Kim Take New York
In a New York Minute
Kourtney gets the opportunity of a lifetime when she's offered a role on 'One Life To Live'. Kim must decide between attending Scott's work event or obeying her mother's commands.
Thu, May 28 7:30 AM
Kourtney & Kim Take New York
One Last Dash
Kim considers moving to New York City; Scott buys a ring for Kourtney and contemplates marriage.
Thu, May 28 8:00 AM
Kourtney & Kim Take New York
The Honeymoon is Over
Kim and Kris join Kourtney and Scott in New York City, but things don't run as smoothly as planned.
Thu, May 28 9:00 AM
Kajillionaire (2020)
Two con artists have spent 26 years training their only daughter to swindle, scam and steal at every turn. During a desperate and hastily conceived heist, they charm a stranger into joining them, only to have their entire world turned upside down.
Thu, May 28 11:30 AM
Promising Young Woman (2020)
Nothing in Cassie's life is what it appears to be -- she's wickedly smart, tantalizingly cunning, and she's living a secret double life by night. Now, an unexpected encounter is about to give Cassie a chance to right the wrongs from the past.
Thu, May 28 2:00 PM
A League of Their Own (1992)
The All-American Girls Professional Baseball League begins in 1943 with a major-league has-been as a manager.
Thu, May 28 5:00 PM
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
An unemployed actor disguises himself as an elderly nanny in order to spend more time with his estranged family.
Thu, May 28 8:00 PM
A League of Their Own (1992)
The All-American Girls Professional Baseball League begins in 1943 with a major-league has-been as a manager.
Thu, May 28 11:00 PM
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
An unemployed actor disguises himself as an elderly nanny in order to spend more time with his estranged family.
Fri, May 29 2:00 AM
A League of Their Own (1992)
The All-American Girls Professional Baseball League begins in 1943 with a major-league has-been as a manager.
Fri, May 29 5:00 AM
Relatively Famous: Ranch Rules
Who's Your Daddy?
Eight celebrity offspring live and work as ranch hands in Colorado, hoping to prove that they are more than their famous last names.
Fri, May 29 6:00 AM
Relatively Famous: Ranch Rules
Having a Cow
The new ranch hands impatiently await a new arrival to the ranch, while Ebie and Myles struggle to get in the saddle.
Fri, May 29 7:00 AM
Relatively Famous: Ranch Rules
If the Horseshoe Fits
The ranch hands are tasked with re-shoeing their horses and put their own spin on the job; a health scare makes Ebie question if she is cut out for ranch life; Hana and Austin's growing chemistry takes a turn when Harry throws his 2 cents in the mix.
Fri, May 29 8:00 AM
Joe Dirt (2001)
A goofy janitor (David Spade) tells a radio talk-show host (Dennis Miller) about his search for the parents who abandoned him.
Fri, May 29 10:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Mr. Hose Says Yes
Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.
Fri, May 29 10:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Why We Gave Up Women
When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him.
Fri, May 29 11:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
The Straw in My Donut Hole
Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.
Fri, May 29 11:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.
Fri, May 29 12:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday.
Fri, May 29 12:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
A Big Bag of Dog
Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.
Fri, May 29 1:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.
Fri, May 29 1:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.
Fri, May 29 2:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).
Fri, May 29 2:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Ferrets, Attack!
Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
Fri, May 29 3:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Avoid the Chinese Mustard
When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
Fri, May 29 3:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Something My Gynecologist Said
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
Fri, May 29 4:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
I Scream When I Pee
Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
Fri, May 29 4:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
One Nut Johnson
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
Fri, May 29 5:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
Fri, May 29 5:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Welcome to Alancrest
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
Fri, May 29 6:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York, so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
Fri, May 29 6:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Run Steven Staven! Run!
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
Fri, May 29 7:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
Fri, May 29 7:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
Fri, May 29 8:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
Fri, May 29 8:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
The 9:04 From Pemberton
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
Fri, May 29 9:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
Fri, May 29 9:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
Fri, May 29 10:00 PM
Joe Dirt (2001)
A goofy janitor (David Spade) tells a radio talk-show host (Dennis Miller) about his search for the parents who abandoned him.
Sat, May 30 12:00 AM
Joe Dirt (2001)
A goofy janitor (David Spade) tells a radio talk-show host (Dennis Miller) about his search for the parents who abandoned him.
Sat, May 30 2:00 AM
The King of Staten Island (2020)
An aimless slacker dreams of becoming a tattoo artist while living with his mother and hanging out with his friends in Staten Island, N.Y.
Sat, May 30 4:50 AM
All My Life (2020)
A man and his new fiancee receive devastating news when he's diagnosed with terminal liver cancer. With time running out, their friends and families soon devise an inspirational plan to help the young couple realize their dream wedding.
Sat, May 30 7:00 AM
Ms. Match (2023)
Athena's past and present romantic complications will decide who she is and who she dreams of becoming.
Sat, May 30 9:00 AM
The High Note (2020)
Presented with a choice that could alter the course of her career, a superstar singer and her overworked personal assistant come up with a plan that could change both of their lives forever.
Sat, May 30 11:30 AM
Night School (2018)
A salesman's life takes an unexpected turn when he accidentally blows up his place of employment. Forced to attend night school to get his GED, he must now deal with a group of misfit students and a feisty teacher who doesn't think he's too bright.
Sat, May 30 2:00 PM
Friday (1995)
A South Central Los Angeles resident hangs out on his front porch with a pal who owes money to a drug dealer.
Sat, May 30 4:00 PM
Next Friday (2000)
To avoid being beaten up, a young man goes to live with his wealthy uncle, who just won the lottery and now lives a life of luxury.
Sat, May 30 6:00 PM
Friday After Next (2002)
Working as security guards, Craig (Ice Cube) and Day-Day (Mike Epps) run into the thief who stole their Christmas presents.
Sat, May 30 8:00 PM
Friday (1995)
A South Central Los Angeles resident hangs out on his front porch with a pal who owes money to a drug dealer.
Sat, May 30 10:00 PM
Next Friday (2000)
To avoid being beaten up, a young man goes to live with his wealthy uncle, who just won the lottery and now lives a life of luxury.
Sun, May 31 12:00 AM
Friday After Next (2002)
Working as security guards, Craig (Ice Cube) and Day-Day (Mike Epps) run into the thief who stole their Christmas presents.
Sun, May 31 2:00 AM
Night School (2018)
A salesman's life takes an unexpected turn when he accidentally blows up his place of employment. Forced to attend night school to get his GED, he must now deal with a group of misfit students and a feisty teacher who doesn't think he's too bright.
Sun, May 31 4:30 AM
The High Note (2020)
Presented with a choice that could alter the course of her career, a superstar singer and her overworked personal assistant come up with a plan that could change both of their lives forever.
Sun, May 31 7:00 AM
Wayne's World (1992)
Wayne and Garth battle an evil TV producer in this big-screen adaptation of the ``Saturday Night Live`` skit.
Sun, May 31 9:00 AM
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
The world's best roadie helps goofy Wayne (Mike Myers) and Garth (Dana Carvey) organize a rock concert called Waynestock.
Sun, May 31 11:00 AM
Wayne's World (1992)
Wayne and Garth battle an evil TV producer in this big-screen adaptation of the ``Saturday Night Live`` skit.
Sun, May 31 1:00 PM
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
The world's best roadie helps goofy Wayne (Mike Myers) and Garth (Dana Carvey) organize a rock concert called Waynestock.
Sun, May 31 3:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Pilot
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
Sun, May 31 3:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Big Flappy Bastards
Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of seagulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
Sun, May 31 4:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
Sun, May 31 4:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
Sun, May 31 5:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
Sun, May 31 5:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
Sun, May 31 6:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
Sun, May 31 6:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
Sun, May 31 7:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Phase One, Complete
Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.
Sun, May 31 7:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Merry Thanksgiving
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.
Sun, May 31 8:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.
Sun, May 31 8:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Camel Filters and Pheremones
The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.
Sun, May 31 9:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Sarah Like Puny Alan
Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.
Sun, May 31 9:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
I Can't Afford Hyenas
Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.
Sun, May 31 10:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.
Sun, May 31 10:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
That Was Saliva, Alan
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
Sun, May 31 11:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
Sun, May 31 11:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
An Old Flame With a New Wick
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
Mon, Jun 1 12:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
Mon, Jun 1 12:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).
Mon, Jun 1 1:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
No Sniffing, No Wowing
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).
Mon, Jun 1 1:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).
Mon, Jun 1 2:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Just Like Buffalo
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
Mon, Jun 1 2:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Can You Feel My Finger?
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
Mon, Jun 1 3:00 AM
Trippin' With Anthony Anderson and Mama Doris
London, England
Anthony and Doris start their six-week European trip of a lifetime in London; Anthony takes his mom on a sightseeing tour and surprises her with a starring role on the catwalk in African Fashion Week.
Mon, Jun 1 3:30 AM
Trippin' With Anthony Anderson and Mama Doris
Kent, England
Anthony and Mama Doris head to the English countryside, home to Britain's aristocrats.
Mon, Jun 1 4:00 AM
Trippin' With Anthony Anderson and Mama Doris
Paris, France
Anthony and Doris arrive in Paris, France to indulge in luxury; Doris adjusts to shopping for designer clothing, gourmet cooking classes and new beauty treatments.
Mon, Jun 1 4:30 AM
Trippin' With Anthony Anderson and Mama Doris
La Ferme, France
Anthony and Doris head to a French farm to work the land; Doris loved childhood visits to her Grandaddy's smallholding, but are either of these city slickers ready for the rough realities of genuine farming?
Mon, Jun 1 5:00 AM
Trippin' With Anthony Anderson and Mama Doris
Cannes, France
Anthony's determined to give his mom a taste of celebrity life in Cannes, France's answer to Hollywood; Doris must prepare for high-roller casinos, expensive sports cars and fine wine tastings.
Mon, Jun 1 5:30 AM
Trippin' With Anthony Anderson and Mama Doris
Venice, Italy
Anthony and Doris hit Venice, but there's one problem, Doris is terrified of water; the duo is at a point of tug of war with the itinerary.
Mon, Jun 1 6:00 AM
Trippin' With Anthony Anderson and Mama Doris
Florence, Italy
Anthony and Doris are off to Florence, the birthplace of the Renaissance; to feel connected to the era, the pair take an art class complete with a fully nude model.
Mon, Jun 1 6:30 AM
Trippin' With Anthony Anderson and Mama Doris
Rome, Italy
For the final stop on their tour, Anthony and Doris hit Italy's ancient capital, Rome.
Mon, Jun 1 7:00 AM
Bros (2022)
Repeatedly drawn to each other, two commitment-phobic men begin to show their vulnerable sides as their undeniable attraction turns into something resembling a relationship.
Mon, Jun 1 9:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Woooo!
Robin rediscovers a group of single girls who like to party; Ted pitches Barney a design for his company's headquarters.
Mon, Jun 1 10:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
The Naked Man
Ted walks into the apartment and finds Robin's date sitting on the couch naked.
Mon, Jun 1 10:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
The Fight
Ted and Barney pick a fight with a bunch of guys to improve their friends' perceptions of them.
Mon, Jun 1 11:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Little Minnesota
Ted goes out of his way to keep his sister out of trouble when she comes to visit; Marshall introduces Robin to a Minnesota-themed bar.
Mon, Jun 1 11:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Benefits
Robin and Ted discover they get along better as roommates if they become friends with benefits; reality stars taunt Marshall from the pages of his magazine.
Mon, Jun 1 12:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Another Night With Neil Diamond
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
Mon, Jun 1 12:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
My Bodacious Vidalia
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
Mon, Jun 1 1:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.
Mon, Jun 1 1:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Nangnangnangnang
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
Mon, Jun 1 2:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
Mon, Jun 1 2:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
This Unblessed Biscuit
When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.
Mon, Jun 1 3:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.
Mon, Jun 1 3:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
Mon, Jun 1 4:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.
Mon, Jun 1 4:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.
Mon, Jun 1 5:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room
When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's (Melanie Lynskey) help.
Mon, Jun 1 5:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information.
Mon, Jun 1 6:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
Mon, Jun 1 6:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Tazed in the Lady Nuts
Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).
Mon, Jun 1 7:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
Mon, Jun 1 7:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Bite Me, Supreme Court
Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
Mon, Jun 1 8:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
Mon, Jun 1 8:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
Mon, Jun 1 9:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).
Mon, Jun 1 9:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Welcome Home, Jake
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
Mon, Jun 1 10:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
West Side Story
Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.
Mon, Jun 1 10:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
Mon, Jun 1 11:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
Mon, Jun 1 11:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip.
Tue, Jun 2 12:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.
Tue, Jun 2 12:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life -- but needs Alan's help to do it.
Tue, Jun 2 1:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a prenup.
Tue, Jun 2 1:30 AM
Bros (2022)
Repeatedly drawn to each other, two commitment-phobic men begin to show their vulnerable sides as their undeniable attraction turns into something resembling a relationship.
Tue, Jun 2 4:00 AM
If We're Being Honest With Laverne Cox
LGBTQ+ Trailblazers
Laverne is joined by trailblazing trans actress and singer Angelica Ross and gender-fluid comedian Cameron Esposito to discuss everything from the trappings of fame to dating.
Tue, Jun 2 5:00 AM
If We're Being Honest With Laverne Cox
Loud & Fearless
As a multi-hyphenate herself, Laverne's no stranger to the unwavering self-confidence needed to pull off the enviable careers of her three gutsy guests, actress-comedian Yvonne Orji, actor-showrunner Robin Thede and model-entrepreneur Winnie Harlow.
Tue, Jun 2 6:00 AM
If We're Being Honest With Laverne Cox
The Beauty Issue
Laverne Cox serves up looks and wisdom with guests Leslie Jones, Garcelle Beauvais, and Jameela Jamil in revealing and hilarious conversations covering everything from pretty privilege to what makes each guest feel their most beautiful.
Tue, Jun 2 7:00 AM
9-1-1
There Goes the Groom
After years of anticipation, Maddie and Chimney's long-awaited wedding day arrives; when the groom mysteriously vanishes, the 118 races against time to ensure he doesn't miss the most crucial day of his life.
Tue, Jun 2 8:00 AM
9-1-1
Ghost of a Second Chance
Maddie and Athena investigate a case surrounding an abducted mother and child; Hen and Karen learn more about Mara's family history; Eddie grapples with unresolved feelings for someone from his past.
Tue, Jun 2 9:00 AM
9-1-1
Step Nine
After a victim of the apartment fire that changed Bobby's life resurfaces, he searches to make amends; driven by his need to right past wrongs, Bobby delves deep into memories of his childhood, unearthing moments from his fractured past.
Tue, Jun 2 10:00 AM
9-1-1
Ashes, Ashes
The 118 and Tommy are presented with the Medal of Valor for their work on the cruise ship rescue; Hen and Karen encounter an unforeseen hurdle in their foster care journey; Eddie's emotional affair develops further.
Tue, Jun 2 11:00 AM
9-1-1
All Fall Down
Following the devastating fire at the Nash home, Bobby's fate remains uncertain; Athena embarks on a mission to uncover the truth; Hen and Karin engage in a heated custody battle; Christopher grapples with forgiving Eddie.
Tue, Jun 2 12:00 PM
9-1-1
Buzzkill
A trailer with millions of bees crashes on the streets of Los Angeles, unleashing a swarm.
Tue, Jun 2 1:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Three Days of Snow
Lily and Marshall try to continue their airport reunion tradition; Barney and Ted offer to keep MacLaren's open during a blizzard so they can meet up with some college girls.
Tue, Jun 2 1:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Possimpible
Robin, desperate to find a job before she is deported, agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.
Tue, Jun 2 2:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Stinsons
The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.
Tue, Jun 2 2:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Sorry, Bro
Marshall and Lily are less than thrilled when they hear that Ted's college girlfriend (Laura Prepon) has moved to New York.
Tue, Jun 2 3:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Front Porch
Ted learns that Lily not only planted another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, but she also meddled in some of his other relationships.
Tue, Jun 2 3:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Old King Clancy
Barney and Marshall conspire to keep Ted in the dark when a client cancels plans to build its new headquarters using Ted's design.
Tue, Jun 2 4:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Murtaugh
Barney tries to prove Ted wrong by completing every task on Ted's list of things he thinks the gang is too old to do.
Tue, Jun 2 4:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Mosbius Designs
When Ted loses his job, he decides to start his own architectural firm.
Tue, Jun 2 5:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Three Days Rule
Barney and Marshall play a joke on Ted, who is having a ``text`` relationship with a girl (Rebecca Budig) he's just met.
Tue, Jun 2 5:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Right Place Right Time
Ted ponders how being in the right place at the right time can impact a person's life; Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.
Tue, Jun 2 6:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
As Fast as She Can
Stella's fiancé, Tony, tries to help Ted find a job; Barney tries to talk his way out of a speeding ticket.
Tue, Jun 2 6:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Leap
Ted wonders if he should explore other career options; Marshall tries to lure Ted to the roof for a surprise birthday party.
Tue, Jun 2 7:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Definitions
Lily forces Barney and Robin to face their fears about defining their relationship; Ted is anxious about his first lecture at Columbia.
Tue, Jun 2 7:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Double Date
Ted realizes that his blind date is actually someone he dated years earlier -- and they still have nothing in common.
Tue, Jun 2 8:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Robin 101
Robin investigates when she thinks Barney is cheating on her, only to find that he is spending his time with Ted, taking lessons in how to date her.
Tue, Jun 2 8:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Sexless Innkeeper
Lily and Marshall come on too strong to impress Robin and Barney, who then try to break off the double-dating.
Tue, Jun 2 9:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Duel Citizenship
Barney wants Robin to become an American citizen; Lily joins Marshall and Ted on their road trip.
Tue, Jun 2 9:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Bagpipes
Barney's know-it-all attitude gets him in hot water with Robin; Marshall and Lily offer relationship advice.
Tue, Jun 2 10:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Rough Patch
When Robin and Barney hit a rough patch in their relationship, Lily tries to break them up.
Tue, Jun 2 10:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Playbook
After breaking up with Robin, Barney pulls out all of his greatest tricks to get back into the dating scene.
Tue, Jun 2 11:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap
Marshall bequeaths a ``slap bet`` slap to Ted and Robin; Lily's estranged father (Chris Elliott) visits for Thanksgiving.
Tue, Jun 2 11:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Window
The gang tries to help Ted when the perfect woman (Joanna Garcia) becomes available; Marshall finds a letter written by his younger self.
Wed, Jun 3 12:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Last Cigarette Ever
The gang struggles to quit smoking; Robin clashes with a new, jaded co-worker.
Wed, Jun 3 12:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Girls vs. Suits
Barney debates giving up wearing suits to land an attractive bartender; Ted gets closer to meeting the future mother of his children.
Wed, Jun 3 1:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Jenkins
Marshall tries to prove that his attractive female colleague (Amanda Peet) kissed him; Robin discovers that a drinking game has been made up about her.
Wed, Jun 3 1:30 AM
Ordinary Angels (2024)
A struggling hairdresser finds a renewed sense of purpose when she meets a widowed father and his two daughters. With his youngest critically ill and waiting for a liver transplant, the fierce woman rallies an entire community to help.
Wed, Jun 3 4:00 AM
NCIS: Los Angeles
Lange, H.
The Special Projects team travels to Romania to search for Hetty. Meanwhile, Eric and Nell discover that Lauren Hunter, the Office of Special Projects' Operations Manager, is a member of the Comescus.
Wed, Jun 3 5:00 AM
NCIS: Los Angeles
Cyber Threat
NCIS teams up with the NSA in an effort to locate the mastermind behind a software program linked to a cyberattack on the Department of Defense.
Wed, Jun 3 6:00 AM
NCIS: Los Angeles
Backstopped
Sam, working under cover as a bomb specialist, tries to help the team find stolen explosives in the city; Hunter changes the dynamics of the team.
Wed, Jun 3 7:00 AM
NCIS: Los Angeles
Deadline
A news reporter's murder leads to an investigation into Libya's rebel movement; Hetty reveals information about Callen's past.
Wed, Jun 3 8:00 AM
NCIS: Los Angeles
Sacrifice
The LAPD asks NCIS for help when a case exposes a link between a Mexican drug cartel and a terrorist.
Wed, Jun 3 9:00 AM
NCIS: Los Angeles
Lone Wolf
After a former Navy intelligence officer is murdered, the team's investigation reveals she was living a double life.
Wed, Jun 3 10:00 AM
NCIS: Los Angeles
Honor
The team must establish whether a dishonorably discharged Marine committed a murder or is being framed.
Wed, Jun 3 11:00 AM
NCIS: Los Angeles
Greed
When a Navy ID is found on a body linked to a hazardous material smuggling case, the team goes to Mexico to investigate and search for the missing materials.
Wed, Jun 3 12:00 PM
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
On his 11th birthday Harry Potter learns he is the orphaned son of two wizards and is invited to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry where he embarks on the adventure of a lifetime.
Wed, Jun 3 3:30 PM
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his second year, but dreadful things begin to happen at the school. Harry, Hermione and Ron do everything wizardly possible to solve this deadly mystery.
Wed, Jun 3 7:00 PM
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
Harry, Ron and Hermione return for a third term at Hogwarts. But Harry's fate, and that of the entire community of wizards, looks bleak when the infamous Sirius Black escapes from prison.
Wed, Jun 3 10:00 PM
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
During Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts a competition will be held between three schools of wizardry, and contestants will be magically chosen for the very dangerous event.
Thu, Jun 4 1:30 AM
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
A summer has passed since Harry's encounter with the Dark Lord. With the wizard community in peril the future of magic may depend on Harry and a secret society known as The Order of the Phoenix.
Thu, Jun 4 4:30 AM
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
On his 11th birthday Harry Potter learns he is the orphaned son of two wizards and is invited to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry where he embarks on the adventure of a lifetime.
Thu, Jun 4 7:00 AM
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
On his 11th birthday Harry Potter learns he is the orphaned son of two wizards and is invited to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry where he embarks on the adventure of a lifetime.
Thu, Jun 4 8:00 AM
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his second year, but dreadful things begin to happen at the school. Harry, Hermione and Ron do everything wizardly possible to solve this deadly mystery.
Thu, Jun 4 11:30 AM
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
Harry, Ron and Hermione return for a third term at Hogwarts. But Harry's fate, and that of the entire community of wizards, looks bleak when the infamous Sirius Black escapes from prison.
Thu, Jun 4 2:30 PM
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
During Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts a competition will be held between three schools of wizardry, and contestants will be magically chosen for the very dangerous event.
Thu, Jun 4 6:00 PM
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
A summer has passed since Harry's encounter with the Dark Lord. With the wizard community in peril the future of magic may depend on Harry and a secret society known as The Order of the Phoenix.
Thu, Jun 4 9:00 PM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
While Death Eaters emboldened by the return of Lord Voldemort wreak havoc in both the Muggle and Wizarding worlds, Harry suspects new dangers lie within Hogwarts.
Fri, Jun 5 12:30 AM
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
In the first part of the seventh and final adventure, Harry, Ron and Hermione set out on their perilous mission to destroy the secret to Voldemort's immortality and destruction: the Horcruxes.
Fri, Jun 5 4:00 AM
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
Making their final stand upon the ramparts of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Harry Potter, Ron and Hermione face their greatest foe and make a sacrifice on their journey.
Fri, Jun 5 7:00 AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
While Death Eaters emboldened by the return of Lord Voldemort wreak havoc in both the Muggle and Wizarding worlds, Harry suspects new dangers lie within Hogwarts.
Fri, Jun 5 10:30 AM
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
In the first part of the seventh and final adventure, Harry, Ron and Hermione set out on their perilous mission to destroy the secret to Voldemort's immortality and destruction: the Horcruxes.
Fri, Jun 5 2:00 PM
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
Making their final stand upon the ramparts of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Harry Potter, Ron and Hermione face their greatest foe and make a sacrifice on their journey.
Fri, Jun 5 5:00 PM
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
On his 11th birthday Harry Potter learns he is the orphaned son of two wizards and is invited to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry where he embarks on the adventure of a lifetime.
Fri, Jun 5 8:30 PM
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his second year, but dreadful things begin to happen at the school. Harry, Hermione and Ron do everything wizardly possible to solve this deadly mystery.
Sat, Jun 6 12:30 AM
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
Harry, Ron and Hermione return for a third term at Hogwarts. But Harry's fate, and that of the entire community of wizards, looks bleak when the infamous Sirius Black escapes from prison.
Sat, Jun 6 3:30 AM
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
During Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts a competition will be held between three schools of wizardry, and contestants will be magically chosen for the very dangerous event.
Sat, Jun 6 7:00 AM
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
On his 11th birthday Harry Potter learns he is the orphaned son of two wizards and is invited to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry where he embarks on the adventure of a lifetime.
Sat, Jun 6 10:30 AM
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his second year, but dreadful things begin to happen at the school. Harry, Hermione and Ron do everything wizardly possible to solve this deadly mystery.
Sat, Jun 6 2:00 PM
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
Harry, Ron and Hermione return for a third term at Hogwarts. But Harry's fate, and that of the entire community of wizards, looks bleak when the infamous Sirius Black escapes from prison.
Sat, Jun 6 5:00 PM
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
During Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts a competition will be held between three schools of wizardry, and contestants will be magically chosen for the very dangerous event.
Sat, Jun 6 8:30 PM
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
A summer has passed since Harry's encounter with the Dark Lord. With the wizard community in peril the future of magic may depend on Harry and a secret society known as The Order of the Phoenix.
Sat, Jun 6 11:30 PM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
While Death Eaters emboldened by the return of Lord Voldemort wreak havoc in both the Muggle and Wizarding worlds, Harry suspects new dangers lie within Hogwarts.
Sun, Jun 7 3:00 AM
The Fabelmans (2022)
Young Sammy Fabelman falls in love with movies after his parents take him to see ''The Greatest Show on Earth.'' Armed with a camera, Sammy starts to make his own films at home, much to the delight of his supportive mother.
Sun, Jun 7 6:30 AM
Botched
Top 10 Most Outrageous Before & Afters
A countdown of some outrageous transformations; Dr. Dubrow and Dr. Nassif treat some of the most troublesome cases, which later reveal incredible results; transformations include a tummy tuck gone wrong and a patient with Sarcoidosis.
Sun, Jun 7 7:00 AM
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
A summer has passed since Harry's encounter with the Dark Lord. With the wizard community in peril the future of magic may depend on Harry and a secret society known as The Order of the Phoenix.
Sun, Jun 7 10:00 AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
While Death Eaters emboldened by the return of Lord Voldemort wreak havoc in both the Muggle and Wizarding worlds, Harry suspects new dangers lie within Hogwarts.
Sun, Jun 7 1:30 PM
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
In the first part of the seventh and final adventure, Harry, Ron and Hermione set out on their perilous mission to destroy the secret to Voldemort's immortality and destruction: the Horcruxes.
Sun, Jun 7 5:00 PM
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
Making their final stand upon the ramparts of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Harry Potter, Ron and Hermione face their greatest foe and make a sacrifice on their journey.
Sun, Jun 7 8:00 PM
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
In the first part of the seventh and final adventure, Harry, Ron and Hermione set out on their perilous mission to destroy the secret to Voldemort's immortality and destruction: the Horcruxes.
Sun, Jun 7 11:30 PM
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
Making their final stand upon the ramparts of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Harry Potter, Ron and Hermione face their greatest foe and make a sacrifice on their journey.
Mon, Jun 8 2:30 AM
Arthur the King (2024)
Michael Light and a team of athletes compete in the Adventure Racing World Championship. As they get pushed to the outer limits of endurance, a dog named Arthur comes along for the ride, redefining what victory, loyalty and friendship truly means.
Mon, Jun 8 5:00 AM
Boogie (2021)
Alfred ''Boogie'' Chin is a basketball phenom who dreams of playing in the NBA. As his parents pressure him to earn a scholarship to college, Boogie must also navigate a new girlfriend, high school, on-court rivals and the burden of expectation.
Mon, Jun 8 7:00 AM
Arthur the King (2024)
Michael Light and a team of athletes compete in the Adventure Racing World Championship. As they get pushed to the outer limits of endurance, a dog named Arthur comes along for the ride, redefining what victory, loyalty and friendship truly means.
Mon, Jun 8 9:30 AM
Book Club: The Next Chapter (2023)
Four women take their book club to Italy for the fun girls' trip they never had. When things go off the rails and secrets are revealed, their relaxing vacation turns into a once-in-a-lifetime, cross-country adventure.
Mon, Jun 8 12:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Glamping in a Yurt
Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker; Lyndsey returns from rehab.
Mon, Jun 8 12:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
Mon, Jun 8 1:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Oontz Oontz Oontz
Walden takes in a foster child named Louis but wonders if he made the right decision when they don't bond as he expected.
Mon, Jun 8 1:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Alan Shot a Little Girl
Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.
Mon, Jun 8 2:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.
Mon, Jun 8 2:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
Mon, Jun 8 3:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house; Herb asks Alan if he can take Lyndsey on a date.
Mon, Jun 8 3:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Here I Come, Pants!
After the social worker discovers that Alan and Walden are not really a gay couple, Alan tries to help Walden keep Louis.
Mon, Jun 8 4:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
For Whom the Booty Calls
When Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, he discovers that it is a nice getaway from Alan.
Mon, Jun 8 4:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
Walden worries that Louis' adoption will be impacted when Alan breaks up with their social worker in order to get back together with Lyndsey.
Mon, Jun 8 5:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Boompa Loved His Hookers
Walden worries that ending things with Ms. McMartin will become an issue; Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
Mon, Jun 8 5:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift; Alan's impractical choice strains his relationship with Lyndsey.
Mon, Jun 8 6:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Of Course He's Dead -- Part One
Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.
Mon, Jun 8 6:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two
Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.
Mon, Jun 8 7:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Pilot
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
Mon, Jun 8 7:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Big Flappy Bastards
Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of seagulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
Mon, Jun 8 8:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
Mon, Jun 8 8:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
Mon, Jun 8 9:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
Mon, Jun 8 9:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
Mon, Jun 8 10:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
Mon, Jun 8 10:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
Mon, Jun 8 11:00 PM
Everything on the Menu With Braun Strowman
Biscuits & Beasts
Mon, Jun 8 11:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Perfect Week
To forget about their own miserable week, Barney's friends root him on in his quest to have the perfect week.
Tue, Jun 9 12:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Rabbit or Duck
Lily and Marshall forget to fix Ted up on a blind date for Valentine's Day; Robin's obnoxious colleague invites her to a party at his apartment.
Tue, Jun 9 12:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Hooked
The gang tries to convince Ted that Tiffany (Carrie Underwood) is stringing him along.
Tue, Jun 9 1:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Of Course
When Robin confesses she is still angry with Barney, she enlists the help of a self-help author (Jennifer Lopez) who plans to beat Barney at his own game.
Tue, Jun 9 1:30 AM
Book Club: The Next Chapter (2023)
Four women take their book club to Italy for the fun girls' trip they never had. When things go off the rails and secrets are revealed, their relaxing vacation turns into a once-in-a-lifetime, cross-country adventure.
Tue, Jun 9 4:00 AM
9-1-1
When the Boeing Gets Tough...
Athena is tasked with safely delivering a prisoner to testify on a high-profile case; a light plane is hit by a swarm of bees and careens into a passenger plane.
Tue, Jun 9 5:00 AM
9-1-1
Final Approach
Athena's only chance of surviving and saving everyone on the flight is to attempt to land the plane before it crashes and call on the 118 for help.
Tue, Jun 9 6:00 AM
9-1-1
No Place Like Home
When it finally looks like Hen and Karen may get their foster license back, they are hit with another obstacle; the 118 races to the aid of a cheerleader involved in an infield collision.
Tue, Jun 9 7:00 AM
9-1-1
Masks
The 118 is once again working on the spookiest night of the year and missing out on all the tricks and treats; Buck's Halloween decorations become a little scarier than he had hoped.
Tue, Jun 9 8:00 AM
9-1-1
Confessions
When a toddler falls down a pipe and becomes trapped, the 118 must rely on more than their skills to rescue him; old wounds are opened when members of the 118 race to the aid of a man dealing with a divorce.
Tue, Jun 9 9:00 AM
9-1-1
Hotshots
When Athena is assigned a rookie to mentor, she begins to question her own abilities.
Tue, Jun 9 10:00 AM
9-1-1
Wannabes
Things get messy for the 118 following a massive pipe explosion; Athena investigates the brutal beating of a man found behind a grocery store.
Tue, Jun 9 11:00 AM
9-1-1
Sob Stories
The 118 responds to a fire at a local animal shelter and races to evacuate all the animals; Maddie takes a 9-1-1 call that sets her on a quest for answers.
Tue, Jun 9 12:00 PM
9-1-1
Voices
Following Maddie's mysterious 911 call, Chimney returns home to find his daughter alone and Maddie nowhere to be found.
Tue, Jun 9 1:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Say Cheese
Lily is upset when Ted brings a date to her birthday dinner celebration.
Tue, Jun 9 1:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Zoo or False
Marshall is mugged, and Lily wants a gun; he invents a story about a monkey to make her less wary.
Tue, Jun 9 2:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Home Wreckers
When Ted attends his mother's wedding, he is disturbed by her overly affectionate relationship with her fiancé.
Tue, Jun 9 2:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Twin Beds
Robin realizes she is finally over Barney and Ted; Lily and Marshall decide to get twin beds.
Tue, Jun 9 3:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Robots vs. Wrestlers
Ted, Marshall, Lily and Barney crash a party at a swanky New York apartment.
Tue, Jun 9 3:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Wedding Bride
When Ted takes a date to see a movie, he learns the story is loosely based on his life.
Tue, Jun 9 4:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Doppelgangers
Marshall and Lily try to decide if they are ready to have a baby; Robin gets offered her dream job.
Tue, Jun 9 4:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Big Days
Ted runs into an ex-girlfriend (Rachel Bilson); Robin is upset over Don; Marshall can't stop talking about his desire to start a family.
Tue, Jun 9 5:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Cleaning House
When the gang helps Barney's mother move, they learn that she has lied to him about events throughout his life; Robin oversells Ted to a blind date.
Tue, Jun 9 5:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Unfinished
Barney uses his best womanizing tactics to try to convince Ted to design the new GNB building; Robin drunk-dials Don.
Tue, Jun 9 6:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Subway Wars
When the gang teases Robin about not being a real New Yorker, she sets out to prove them wrong by racing to catch a glimpse of Woody Allen.
Tue, Jun 9 6:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Architect of Destruction
Ted becomes conflicted after meeting an attractive woman who is passionate about saving the landmark building being torn down for his new project.
Tue, Jun 9 7:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Baby Talk
Marshall and Lily try to figure out how to conceive a baby with the gender of their choice; Robin's perky new co-anchor irritates her.
Tue, Jun 9 7:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Canning Randy
When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she tries to convince his students to help save the building from being torn down for his project; Marshall and Lily notice Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.
Tue, Jun 9 8:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Natural History
The gang attends a black-tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum; Ted meets Zoey's husband, the captain.
Tue, Jun 9 8:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Glitter
When Barney finds a copy of the kids' show featuring Robin's alter ego, the friends learn more about her past as a performer than they expected.