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Family Guy
Back to the Pilot
Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history.
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306 upcoming programs Wed, May 27 8:30 PM
Family Guy
Thanksgiving
Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up.
Wed, May 27 9:00 PM
Family Guy
Leggo My Meg-O
Meg's European adventure turns bad when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on a rescue mission.
Wed, May 27 9:30 PM
Family Guy
Yug Ylimaf
When Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse, the two must fix the problem before Stewie is unborn.
Wed, May 27 10:00 PM
Family Guy
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Peter shares his version of the Nativity story at Christmastime.
Wed, May 27 10:30 PM
Family Guy
Finders Keepers
Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize.
Wed, May 27 11:00 PM
Family Guy
Single White Dad
Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it.
Wed, May 27 11:30 PM
Family Guy
White Meg Can't Jump
Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities.
Thu, May 28 12:00 AM
Family Guy
Adoptation
To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.
Thu, May 28 12:30 AM
Family Guy
The Bird Reich
Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death; Stewie causes Brian to give up writing.
Thu, May 28 1:00 AM
Family Guy
A Bottle Episode
Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing; Stewie and Brian try to sell saltwater taffy door to door.
Thu, May 28 1:30 AM
South Park
Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special
Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about.
Thu, May 28 2:00 AM
South Park
Cupid Ye
Cartman is jealous of the friendship that has developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it.
Thu, May 28 2:30 AM
South Park
The World-Wide Privacy Tour
The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town.
Thu, May 28 3:00 AM
South Park
Japanese Toilet
South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets.
Thu, May 28 3:30 AM
South Park
Deep Learning
Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school.
Thu, May 28 4:00 AM
South Park
DikinBaus Hot Dogs
The "South Park" boys renovate and open a historic restaurant in Colorado.
Thu, May 28 4:30 AM
South Park
Spring Break
Spring break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.
Thu, May 28 5:00 AM
South Park
Sermon on the 'Mount
When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message.
Thu, May 28 5:30 AM
South Park
Sickofancy
Towelie goes to Washington, D.C.
Thu, May 28 6:00 AM
South Park
Wok is Dead
Butters experiences the reality of tariffs when he has to buy a Labubu doll for his girlfriend's birthday.
Thu, May 28 6:30 AM
South Park
Conflict of Interest
Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students.
Thu, May 28 7:00 AM
South Park
Twisted Christian
Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist.
Thu, May 28 7:30 AM
South Park
The Woman In The Hat
The White House deals with a disruptive spirit from the east wing; Stan worries that South Park has become too political.
Thu, May 28 8:00 AM
South Park
Sora Not Sorry
Butters' Al revenge plan backfires, igniting an epidemic of fake videos at school that leaves Detective Harris struggling to tell fantasy from reality.
Thu, May 28 8:30 AM
South Park
Turkey Trot
The town's annual Turkey Trot turns chaotic when Cartman uses questionable cutting-edge science to win the race.
Thu, May 28 9:00 AM
South Park
Butters' Very Own Episode
Butters reveals a dark family secret.
Thu, May 28 9:30 AM
South Park
Freak Strike
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.
Thu, May 28 10:00 AM
South Park
Jared Has Aides
The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program.
Thu, May 28 10:30 AM
South Park
Asspen
The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.
Thu, May 28 11:00 AM
South Park
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie.
Thu, May 28 11:30 AM
South Park
Fun With Veal
The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.
Thu, May 28 12:00 PM
South Park
Simpsons Already Did It
The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death.
Thu, May 28 12:30 PM
South Park
Red Hot Catholic Love
Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park.
Thu, May 28 1:00 PM
South Park
Free Hat
The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.
Thu, May 28 1:30 PM
South Park
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and society.
Thu, May 28 2:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Jacket
Jerry buys a very expensive suede jacket but learns that clothes don't always make the man.
Thu, May 28 2:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Phone Message
George enlists Jerry's help in removing a message that he left on a date's (Tory Polone) answering machine.
Thu, May 28 3:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Apartment
Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building.
Thu, May 28 3:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Statue
Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George.
Thu, May 28 4:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Revenge
George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice).
Thu, May 28 4:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Heart Attack
Hypochondriac George gets advice from a "holistic" healer (Stephen Tobolowsky) for his claimed heart attack.
Thu, May 28 5:00 PM
The Office
Junior Salesman
David Wallace asks Dwight to find a new part-time salesman who will fill in for Jim; Pam looks for a new desk mate; Erin searches for her birth parents.
Thu, May 28 5:30 PM
The Office
Vandalism
Nellie and Dwight spring into action when Pam needs help finding the vandal who defaced her mural; Darryl has a hard time dealing with Jim's habits.
Thu, May 28 6:00 PM
The Office
Couples Discount
The staff pairs off into pretend couples so they can take advantage of a Valentine's Day discount at a minimall; Erin claims she will break up with Andy when he returns, but Pete has his doubts.
Thu, May 28 6:30 PM
The Office
Moving On
During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip.
Thu, May 28 7:00 PM
The Office
Moving On
During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip.
Thu, May 28 7:35 PM
The Office
The Farm
Dwight takes a trip home for a Schrute funeral; Todd Packer tries to make up for a lifetime of bad behavior.
Thu, May 28 8:10 PM
The Office
Promos
The office employees are excited when TV commercials for the documentary begin airing; Angela is jealous when Dwight starts dating a farmer; Jim meets with professional baseball player Ryan Howard.
Thu, May 28 8:45 PM
The Office
Stairmageddon
The elevator goes out at the office, forcing everyone to use the stairs; Dwight forces Stanley to make a sales call; Pam and Jim talk to Nellie and Toby about relationship problems; Angela supports her man.
Thu, May 28 9:20 PM
The Office
Paper Airplane
Dwight and Angela compete in a paper airplane contest; Andy prepares for an acting role; Jim and Pam use new skills.
Thu, May 28 9:55 PM
The Office
Livin' the Dream - Part 1
Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam.
Thu, May 28 10:30 PM
The Office
Livin the Dream
Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam.
Thu, May 28 11:00 PM
Family Guy
Oscars Guy
The Griffins perform a retelling of three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump."
Thu, May 28 11:30 PM
Family Guy
Bend or Blockbuster
Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Ore., to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.
Fri, May 29 12:00 AM
Family Guy
A Wife-Changing Experience
Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie; Stewie is gifted an electric SUV and quickly embodies the "Range Rover" lifestyle.
Fri, May 29 12:30 AM
Family Guy
The Munchurian Candidate
Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities; Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris.
Fri, May 29 1:00 AM
Family Guy
Unzipped Code
Cleveland is fired as a mailman after a mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.
Fri, May 29 1:30 AM
South Park
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Cartman gets an anal probe; aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.
Fri, May 29 2:00 AM
South Park
Weight Gain 4000
A celebrity presents Cartman's essay-contest prize.
Fri, May 29 2:30 AM
South Park
Volcano
Volcanic activity disrupts a hunting trip.
Fri, May 29 3:00 AM
South Park
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan's dog pursues other dogs.
Fri, May 29 3:30 AM
South Park
An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.
Fri, May 29 4:00 AM
South Park
Death
Stan's grandfather helps summon the Grim Reaper.
Fri, May 29 4:30 AM
South Park
Pink Eye
An outbreak of pinkeye interrupts Halloween.
Fri, May 29 5:00 AM
South Park
Damien
A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday.
Fri, May 29 5:30 AM
South Park
Starvin' Marvin
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving child.
Fri, May 29 6:00 AM
South Park
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Town denizens try for a politically correct Christmas; Kyle's pal Mr. Hankey arrives.
Fri, May 29 6:30 AM
South Park
Tom's Rhinoplasty
While Mr. Garrison leaves the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher.
Fri, May 29 7:00 AM
South Park
Mecha Streisand
A prehistoric monster threatens the world.
Fri, May 29 7:30 AM
South Park
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.
Fri, May 29 8:00 AM
South Park
Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut
Cartman discovers his father's identity.
Fri, May 29 8:30 AM
South Park
Chickenlover
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.
Fri, May 29 9:00 AM
South Park
Ike's Wee Wee
School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision.
Fri, May 29 9:35 AM
South Park
Conjoined Fetus Lady
The town's dodge-ball team goes to the championships; the school nurse deals with a strange medical disorder.
Fri, May 29 10:10 AM
South Park
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with "Jesus and Pals."
Fri, May 29 10:45 AM
South Park
City on the Edge of Forever
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.
Fri, May 29 11:15 AM
South Park
Summer Sucks
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.
Fri, May 29 11:50 AM
South Park
Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are overrun by Hollywood types and the expanding population.
Fri, May 29 12:25 PM
South Park
Chickenpox
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus.
Fri, May 29 1:00 PM
South Park
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
The new planetarium has a strange pull on Stan, Kyle and Kenny; Cartman wants the lead in "Les Misérables."
Fri, May 29 1:30 PM
South Park
Clubhouses
The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare.
Fri, May 29 2:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Deal
Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple.
Fri, May 29 2:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Baby Shower
Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower.
Fri, May 29 3:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Chinese Restaurant
Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant.
Fri, May 29 3:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Busboy
George feels responsible for getting a busboy fired and tries to make it up to him.
Fri, May 29 4:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Note
Jerry persuades a dentist friend (Ralph Bruneau) to prescribe an expensive massage for medical reasons.
Fri, May 29 4:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Truth
George tries honesty when he explains to his new girlfriend (Valerie Mahaffey) why they must break up.
Fri, May 29 5:00 PM
The Office
A.A.R.M.
As everyone prepares for the premiere of the documentary, Jim convinces Dwight that he needs to hire an assistant to the assistant to the regional manager; after being turned away at daycare, Angela brings her baby to work.
Fri, May 29 5:30 PM
The Office
A.A.R.M.
As everyone prepares for the premiere of the documentary, Jim convinces Dwight that he needs to hire an assistant to the assistant to the regional manager; after being turned away at daycare, Angela brings her baby to work.
Fri, May 29 6:00 PM
The Office
Finale
Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews.
Fri, May 29 6:30 PM
The Office
Finale
Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews.
Fri, May 29 7:00 PM
The Office
Pilot
When a documentary crew comes to Dunder Mifflin to learn about modern management, manager Michael Scott tries to paint a happy picture of his domain, but his jokes keep falling flat.
Fri, May 29 7:30 PM
The Office
Health Care
When forced to pick a cheaper health care plan, Michael, rather than lose popularity points with his staff, shirks the responsibility to Dwight.
Fri, May 29 8:00 PM
The Office
The Alliance
Michael tries to raise employee morale with a birthday party amid rumors of downsizing.
Fri, May 29 8:30 PM
The Office
Basketball
Michael and gang play the warehouse workers in a not-so-friendly game of basketball; Michael bets that the losers will have to work on Saturday.
Fri, May 29 9:00 PM
The Office
Hot Girl
Dwight, Michael and Jim all vie for the attention of an attractive woman who comes to the office to sell purses.
Fri, May 29 9:30 PM
The Office
The Dundies
The Dunder Mifflin employees suffer through the annual office awards ceremony, The Dundies, hosted by Michael at their local watering hole, a Chili's restaurant.
Fri, May 29 10:00 PM
The Office
Sexual Harassment
Corporate office requires the staff go through sexual harassment training, but Michael worries that the new policy will make the office less fun for everyone.
Fri, May 29 10:30 PM
The Office
Office Olympics
While Michael and Dwight are away from the office, Jim and Pam organize an office Olympics where employees compete in ridiculous games.
Fri, May 29 11:00 PM
South Park
Cow Days
The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion.
Fri, May 29 11:30 PM
South Park
Chef Aid
Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef.
Sat, May 30 12:00 AM
South Park
Spooky Fish
Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders.
Sat, May 30 12:30 AM
South Park
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
Uncle Howard escapes from the slammer to join Grandma Cartman's holiday celebration.
Sat, May 30 1:00 AM
South Park
Gnomes
The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park.
Sat, May 30 1:30 AM
South Park
Rainforest Schmainforest
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with kids choir tour; Cartman is determined to cause chaos.
Sat, May 30 2:00 AM
South Park
Spontaneous Combustion
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly; Stan's Dad is on the case.
Sat, May 30 2:30 AM
South Park
Tweek vs. Craig
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.
Sat, May 30 3:00 AM
South Park
Jakovasaurs
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.
Sat, May 30 3:30 AM
South Park
Sexual Harassment Panda
Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan.
Sat, May 30 4:00 AM
South Park
Cat Orgy
A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly invites her somewhat unsuitable boyfriend to join her when she babysits for Cartman, at the same time Cartman's cat is on heat.
Sat, May 30 4:30 AM
South Park
Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.
Sat, May 30 5:00 AM
South Park
Jewbilee
South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping.
Sat, May 30 5:30 AM
South Park
Chinpoko Mon
The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.
Sat, May 30 6:00 AM
South Park
Hooked on Monkey Fonics
The boys compete against homeschooled kids in the annual spelling bee.
Sat, May 30 6:30 AM
South Park
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race, and Cartman gets sentenced to juvenile hall for 13 years.
Sat, May 30 7:00 AM
South Park
The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.
Sat, May 30 7:30 AM
South Park
Quintuplets 2000
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.
Sat, May 30 8:00 AM
Parks and Recreation
Jerry's Painting
Jerry's painting creates excitement at the community art show; Ben moves in with April and Andy; Leslie disagrees with Chris' workplace dating rules.
Sat, May 30 8:30 AM
Parks and Recreation
Eagleton
When a neighboring town puts a fence around one of its parks, Leslie asks an old friend for help; Ron tries to stop his own birthday party from happening.
Sat, May 30 9:00 AM
Parks and Recreation
The Fight
Ann's lack of enthusiasm at an offer for a city hall job causes an argument with Leslie; Tom invites everyone to help him promote his new alcoholic beverage.
Sat, May 30 9:36 AM
Parks and Recreation
Road Trip
Chris sends Leslie and Ben on a trip to the capital; Ron teaches a student about his views; Tom's new game; April hurts Andy's feelings.
Sat, May 30 10:12 AM
Parks and Recreation
The Bubble
The parks department is unhappy when Chris makes big changes; Leslie is surprised when Ben has a meeting with her mother.
Sat, May 30 10:48 AM
Parks and Recreation
Li'l Sebastian
Leslie and the Parks Department organize a memorial for a dearly departed friend; Tom makes a big decision; Chris reacts poorly to a health issue.
Sat, May 30 11:24 AM
Parks and Recreation
I'm Leslie Knope
Leslie must choose between Ben and her dream of running for office; Ann dispenses medical advice; Ron gets ready for the return of Tammy One.
Sat, May 30 12:00 PM
The Office
The Fire
A small fire in the kitchen forces the staff to wait in the parking lot; Jim suggests a game of Desert Island; Michael tries to impress Ryan.
Sat, May 30 12:30 PM
The Office
Halloween
Halloween is not much fun for Michael when he learns he must fire someone; Jim and Pam put Dwight's CV on the internet.
Sat, May 30 1:00 PM
The Office
The Fight
When Dwight karate-chops Michael in the stomach at work, a lunchtime rematch is quickly organized; things become awkward between Pam and Jim.
Sat, May 30 1:30 PM
The Office
The Client
Michael and Jan try to land a new client by taking him out to Chili's; back in the office, Jim finds a script written by Michael and the workers cannot resist acting it out.
Sat, May 30 2:00 PM
The Office
Performance Review
Everyone is on edge during performance review, including Michael, who steals the employee suggestion box to get ideas he can present to his boss.
Sat, May 30 2:30 PM
The Office
E-Mail Surveillance
When Michael begins monitoring their e-mails, he manages to upset all the employees.
Sat, May 30 3:00 PM
The Office
Christmas Party
After Michael suggests a game of "Yankee Swap" with the Secret Santa gifts, everyone fights over Michael's gift to Ryan, bringing morale to an all-time low.
Sat, May 30 3:30 PM
The Office
Booze Cruise
When Michael takes the Mifflin crew on a motivational harbor cruise, things get out of hand and Michael ends up in the brig.
Sat, May 30 4:00 PM
The Office
The Injury
After he has an accident while using a grill, injured Michael demands attention from the entire Dunder Mifflin office.
Sat, May 30 4:30 PM
The Office
The Secret
Because Jim fears Michael will tell the others he likes Pam, he pretends to be Michael's best friend.
Sat, May 30 5:00 PM
The Office
The Carpet
When someone stains the carpet in Michael's office, he begins to question his popularity among his staff.
Sat, May 30 5:30 PM
The Office
Boys and Girls
When Jan conducts a seminar for the female employees, Michael takes the guys to the warehouse for some male bonding.
Sat, May 30 6:00 PM
The Hangover
Two days before his wedding, Doug (Justin Bartha) and three friends (Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis) drive to Las Vegas for a wild and memorable stag party. In fact, when the three groomsmen wake up the next morning, they can't remember a thing; nor can they find Doug. With little time to spare, the three hazy pals try to re-trace their steps and find Doug so they can get him back to Los Angeles in time to walk down the aisle.
Sat, May 30 8:15 PM
The Hangover Part II
Two years after the disastrous events in Las Vegas, it is now Stu's (Ed Helms) turn to walk down the aisle. Since his bride is from Thailand, Stu decides to hold the wedding there. Desperately hoping to avoid the mayhem of Doug's (Justin Bartha) bachelor party, Stu chooses what he thinks will be a safe option: an alcohol-free, pre-wedding brunch. But this being Thailand, and with Phil (Bradley Cooper) and Alan (Zach Galifianakis) again in attendance, anything can happen.
Sat, May 30 10:30 PM
The Hangover Part III
It's been two years since the gang known as the Wolfpack narrowly escaped disaster in Bangkok. Now, Phil (Bradley Cooper), Stu (Ed Helms) and Doug (Justin Bartha) have happy lives at home -- but Alan (Zach Galifianakis) doesn't. Still lacking contentment and a sense of purpose, Alan has gone off his meds and surrendered to his natural impulses. It's up to the other members of the Wolfpack to get him through his personal crisis by embarking on a road trip to the place it all began: Las Vegas.
Sun, May 31 1:00 AM
South Park
Timmy 2000
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.
Sun, May 31 1:30 AM
South Park
Pip
A British classmate retells Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations."
Sun, May 31 2:00 AM
South Park
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.
Sun, May 31 2:30 AM
South Park
Cherokee Hair Tampons
A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.
Sun, May 31 3:00 AM
South Park
Chef Goes Nanners
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag inflames the entire town including the children.
Sun, May 31 3:30 AM
South Park
Something You Can Do With Your Finger
The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.
Sun, May 31 4:00 AM
South Park
Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.
Sun, May 31 4:30 AM
South Park
Probably
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.
Sun, May 31 5:00 AM
South Park
4th Grade
The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.
Sun, May 31 5:30 AM
South Park
Trapper Keeper
Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.
Sun, May 31 6:00 AM
South Park
Helen Keller: The Musical
The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.
Sun, May 31 6:30 AM
South Park
Fat Camp
Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.
Sun, May 31 7:00 AM
South Park
Wacky Molestation Adventure
The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor.
Sun, May 31 7:30 AM
South Park
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair.
Sun, May 31 8:00 AM
Parks and Recreation
Ron & Tammys
Leslie has to get involved when Ron's first wife re-enters his life and starts controlling him; Ben helps Tom with his new company; Ann makes a public service announcement with Chris.
Sun, May 31 8:30 AM
Parks and Recreation
Born & Raised
Leslie promotes her new book; Ann tries to bond with Ron and April.
Sun, May 31 9:00 AM
Parks and Recreation
Pawnee Rangers
In retaliation to Ron's "guys-only" wilderness group, Leslie takes the women on an adventure weekend; Ben is forced into joining Donna and Tom for a day of relaxation; Chris spends time with Jerry.
Sun, May 31 9:30 AM
Parks and Recreation
Meet 'n' Greet
April and Andy throw a Halloween party, to Ben's dismay; Tom promotes his company while emceeing a campaign event for Leslie; Ron and Ann give Andy and April an unusual gift.
Sun, May 31 10:00 AM
Parks and Recreation
End of the World
Pawnee residents contemplate their lives after a local group predicts the end of the world; Tom plans one last big party.
Sun, May 31 10:30 AM
Parks and Recreation
The Treaty
Leslie asks Ben, Andy and April to help host a Model U.N. for the local high school; Chris asks Ann for dating advice; Ron tries to find a replacement for Tom.
Sun, May 31 11:00 AM
Parks and Recreation
Smallest Park
Leslie uses her new tourist attraction to spend more time with Ben; Ron and April encourage Andy to further his education; Chris assigns a logo redesign to Tom and Jerry.
Sun, May 31 11:30 AM
Parks and Recreation
The Trial of Leslie Knope
Leslie and Ben defend themselves against Chris' ethics charges.
Sun, May 31 12:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Pen
Jerry and Elaine go to Florida when a condo association honors his father.
Sun, May 31 12:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Dog
Jerry is in charge of a troublesome dog and is stuck in his apartment, which leaves George and Elaine stranded together with very little in common.
Sun, May 31 1:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Library
The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971.
Sun, May 31 1:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Parking Garage
Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall.
Sun, May 31 2:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Cafe
Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small café backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test.
Sun, May 31 2:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Tape
Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light.
Sun, May 31 3:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Nose Job
Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose.
Sun, May 31 3:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Stranded
After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up.
Sun, May 31 4:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Alternate Side
Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment.
Sun, May 31 4:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Red Dot
Jerry is unintentionally responsible for Elaine's romantic woes; George gives Elaine a cashmere sweater.
Sun, May 31 5:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Subway
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides.
Sun, May 31 5:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Pez Dispenser
George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance.
Sun, May 31 6:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Fix-Up
Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson).
Sun, May 31 6:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Boyfriend
Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.
Sun, May 31 7:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Boyfriend
Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.
Sun, May 31 7:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Limo
Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.
Sun, May 31 8:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Good Samaritan
Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.
Sun, May 31 8:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Letter
After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.
Sun, May 31 9:00 PM
Family Guy
Happy Holo-ween
Peter makes a hologram of himself to get out of menial household duties.
Sun, May 31 9:30 PM
Family Guy
The Stewaway
During a game of hide-and-seek, Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris; Peter and Lois take a getaway to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram likes record.
Sun, May 31 10:00 PM
Family Guy
Get Stewie
Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a pop star unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment; Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.
Sun, May 31 10:30 PM
Family Guy
Carny Knowledge
Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect; Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits.
Sun, May 31 11:00 PM
Family Guy
The Candidate
Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class snack captain.
Sun, May 31 11:30 PM
Family Guy
Love Story Guy
The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of "Castaway", "Dirty Dancing" and various Meg Ryan rom-coms.
Mon, Jun 1 12:00 AM
Family Guy
Old West
The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.
Mon, Jun 1 12:30 AM
South Park
It Hits the Fan
Cartman and his foul mouth make television history.
Mon, Jun 1 1:00 AM
South Park
Cripple Fight!
Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.
Mon, Jun 1 1:30 AM
South Park
Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.
Mon, Jun 1 2:00 AM
South Park
Cartmanland
Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.
Mon, Jun 1 2:30 AM
South Park
Proper Condom Use
Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.
Mon, Jun 1 3:00 AM
South Park
Towelie
The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.
Mon, Jun 1 3:30 AM
South Park
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.
Mon, Jun 1 4:00 AM
South Park
How to Eat With Your Butt
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.
Mon, Jun 1 4:30 AM
South Park
The Entity
Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.
Mon, Jun 1 5:00 AM
South Park
Here Comes the Neighborhood
Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park, but the town tries to drive them out.
Mon, Jun 1 5:30 AM
South Park
Kenny Dies
Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.
Mon, Jun 1 6:00 AM
South Park
Child Abduction Is Not Funny
South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.
Mon, Jun 1 6:30 AM
South Park
A Ladder to Heaven
When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.
Mon, Jun 1 7:00 AM
South Park
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.
Mon, Jun 1 7:30 AM
South Park
The Death Camp of Tolerance
Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.
Mon, Jun 1 8:00 AM
South Park
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit.
Mon, Jun 1 8:30 AM
South Park
My Future Self 'n' Me
Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.
Mon, Jun 1 9:00 AM
South Park
I'm a Little Bit Country
The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework.
Mon, Jun 1 9:35 AM
South Park
Krazy Kripples
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.
Mon, Jun 1 10:10 AM
South Park
Toilet Paper
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.
Mon, Jun 1 10:45 AM
South Park
Canceled
The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled.
Mon, Jun 1 11:15 AM
South Park
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar.
Mon, Jun 1 11:50 AM
South Park
Lil' Crime Stoppers
The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency.
Mon, Jun 1 12:25 PM
South Park
Red Man's Greed
Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners.
Mon, Jun 1 1:00 PM
South Park
South Park Is Gay
Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.
Mon, Jun 1 1:30 PM
South Park
Christian Rock Hard
Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet.
Mon, Jun 1 2:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Parking Space
George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.
Mon, Jun 1 2:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Keys
Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.
Mon, Jun 1 3:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Trip
When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show," he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.
Mon, Jun 1 3:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Trip
While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.
Mon, Jun 1 4:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Pitch
Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to create a new television show.
Mon, Jun 1 4:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Ticket
Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.
Mon, Jun 1 5:00 PM
The Office
Safety Training
Andy returns from anger-management classes, planning to make a fresh start with his co-workers; Michael and Dwight try to illustrate the dangers of the workplace.
Mon, Jun 1 5:30 PM
The Office
Product Recall
The staff goes into crisis mode after a shipment of paper goes out with an obscene watermark; Michael holds an impromptu press conference; Jim and Andy handle harried clients who used the paper.
Mon, Jun 1 6:00 PM
The Office
Women's Appreciation
Outrage breaks out in the office when Phyllis gets an eyeful from a flasher; Dwight and Andy work on catching the perpetrator.
Mon, Jun 1 6:30 PM
The Office
Beach Games
Michael must recommend his own replacement when the company considers him for a corporate position; Pam must watch Jim and Karen have fun together at a company outing.
Mon, Jun 1 7:00 PM
The Office
The Job - Part 1
Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to interview for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan brings exciting news.
Mon, Jun 1 7:35 PM
The Office
The Job - Part 2
Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to be interviewed for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan comes in with exciting news.
Mon, Jun 1 8:10 PM
The Office
Fun Run Part 1
A freak accident causes Michael to think the office is cursed; Michael decides to hold a charity 5K fun run; further developments in co-workers' romances.
Mon, Jun 1 8:45 PM
The Office
Fun Run Part 2
A freak accident causes Michael to think the office is cursed; Michael decides to hold a charity 5K fun run; further developments in co-workers' romances.
Mon, Jun 1 9:20 PM
The Office
Dunder Mifflin Infinity Part 1
There's a new boss in town. Much to the dismay of Michael and many of the employees, Ryan returns to the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin to bring the company into the digital age.
Mon, Jun 1 9:55 PM
The Office
Dunder Mifflin Infinity Part 2
There's a new boss in town. Much to the dismay of Michael and many of the employees, Ryan returns to the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin to bring the company into the digital age.
Mon, Jun 1 10:30 PM
The Office
Did I Stutter?
Michael tries to give Stanley an attitude adjustment after Stanley snaps at him; Dwight decides to buy Andy's car; after spending the night at Jim's, Pam deals with an unexpected inconvenience.
Mon, Jun 1 11:00 PM
The Daily Show
The Daily Show
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
Tue, Jun 2 12:00 AM
Family Guy
Leggo My Meg-O
Meg's European adventure turns bad when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on a rescue mission.
Tue, Jun 2 12:30 AM
Family Guy
Yug Ylimaf
When Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse, the two must fix the problem before Stewie is unborn.
Tue, Jun 2 1:00 AM
Family Guy
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Peter shares his version of the Nativity story at Christmastime.
Tue, Jun 2 1:30 AM
South Park
Casa Bonita
Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party.
Tue, Jun 2 2:00 AM
South Park
All About Mormons
When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons.
Tue, Jun 2 2:30 AM
South Park
Raisins
After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls.
Tue, Jun 2 3:00 AM
South Park
Good Times With Weapons
The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market.
Tue, Jun 2 3:30 AM
South Park
AWESOM-O
Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets.
Tue, Jun 2 4:00 AM
South Park
Up the Down Steroid
Jimmy and Cartman both prepare to try and win an impending sporting event; Jimmy decides to train hard, whereas Cartman attempts to convince the committee that he has a handicap.
Tue, Jun 2 4:30 AM
South Park
The Passion of the Jew
Cartman pressures Kyle to watch a movie.
Tue, Jun 2 5:00 AM
South Park
You Got...
Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.
Tue, Jun 2 5:30 AM
South Park
Goobacks
Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work; when the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs.
Tue, Jun 2 6:00 AM
South Park
The Jeffersons
The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.
Tue, Jun 2 6:30 AM
South Park
Douche and Turd
When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates.
Tue, Jun 2 7:00 AM
South Park
Preschool
For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool; now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge.
Tue, Jun 2 7:30 AM
South Park
Quest for Ratings
The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show.
Tue, Jun 2 8:00 AM
South Park
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.
Tue, Jun 2 8:30 AM
South Park
Cartman's Incredible Gift
Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers, and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes.
Tue, Jun 2 9:00 AM
South Park
Die Hippie, Die
The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies.
Tue, Jun 2 9:35 AM
South Park
Wing
The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money.
Tue, Jun 2 10:10 AM
South Park
Best Friends Forever
Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.
Tue, Jun 2 10:45 AM
South Park
The Losing Edge
The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer.
Tue, Jun 2 11:15 AM
South Park
The Death of Eric Cartman
Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.
Tue, Jun 2 11:50 AM
South Park
Erection Day
Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.
Tue, Jun 2 12:25 PM
South Park
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park; the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton.
Tue, Jun 2 1:00 PM
South Park
Marjorine
The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.
Tue, Jun 2 1:30 PM
South Park
Follow That Egg!
When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.
Tue, Jun 2 2:00 PM
South Park
Trapped in the Closet
When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.
Tue, Jun 2 2:30 PM
South Park
Free Willzyx
Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.
Tue, Jun 2 3:00 PM
Family Guy
Bookie of the Year
Brian and Lois try to help Chris manage his anger by encouraging him to take up a sport; Frank Sinatra Jr., Stewie and Brian open an Italian restaurant.
Tue, Jun 2 3:30 PM
Family Guy
American Gigg-olo
With the airline pilots on strike, Quagmire decides to become a gigolo to earn money; Brian gets a job at a hardware store for the health insurance.
Tue, Jun 2 4:00 PM
Family Guy
Inside Family Guy
Viewers are taken for a behind-the-scenes look at a "Family Guy" production week; Peter is replaced and pitches a new series to Fox Television Group Chairmen and CEO's Dana Walden and Gary Newman.
Tue, Jun 2 4:30 PM
Family Guy
Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date
Taylor Swift agrees to go to the homecoming dance with Chris; Peter decides to become an Uber driver.
Tue, Jun 2 5:00 PM
Family Guy
Hot Shots
Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate Stewie after reading about the potential side effects; the rest of Quahog soon follows suit.
Tue, Jun 2 5:30 PM
Family Guy
High School English
The cast re-enacts "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men."
Tue, Jun 2 6:00 PM
Family Guy
Carter and Tricia
When Peter overhears Carter's plan to save money by using toxic chemicals in the brewery's beer cans, he tells a journalist about it; Brian asks for Stewie's help when his driver's license expired.
Tue, Jun 2 6:30 PM
Family Guy
How the Griffin Stole Christmas
Peter gets power hungry when he's asked to fill in for a mall Santa; Stewie and Brian decide to crash holiday office parties for free food, fun and women.
Tue, Jun 2 7:00 PM
Family Guy
Gronkowsbees
Professional football player Rob Gronkowski moves into the neighborhood; Stewie uses steroids to increase his new bees' honey output, but it makes them aggressive instead.
Tue, Jun 2 7:30 PM
Family Guy
The Dating Game
Peter and the gang must intervene when a popular dating app sends Quagmire on the road to hedonism; Stewie finds out he has scoliosis.
Tue, Jun 2 8:00 PM
Family Guy
Cop and a Half-wit
Peter helps Joe with several crime cases but gets angry when Joe tries to take all the credit; Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion.
Tue, Jun 2 8:30 PM
Family Guy
Peter's Lost Youth
Lois upstages Peter at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp; Stewie runs away from home while Meg is watching him.
Tue, Jun 2 9:00 PM
Family Guy
The Peter Principal
When Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, Meg uses his authority to get even with her bullies.
Tue, Jun 2 9:30 PM
Family Guy
Dearly Deported
When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he steps up to take care of her twin babies, only to find she can't return to the U.S.
Tue, Jun 2 10:00 PM
Family Guy
A House Full of Peters
Peter's past participation as a sperm donor catches up to him when his children start showing up at his house.
Tue, Jun 2 10:30 PM
Family Guy
Emmy-Winning Episode
Peter embarks on a campaign to win an Emmy for Family Guy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows.
Tue, Jun 2 11:00 PM
The Daily Show
The Daily Show
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
Tue, Jun 2 11:35 PM
Family Guy
Meet the Quagmires
Death allows Peter to go back in time for one night so he can see his past behaviors.
Wed, Jun 3 12:02 AM
Family Guy
Stewie Kills Lois
When Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan against Lois, Brian challenges him to go ahead with it.
Wed, Jun 3 12:30 AM
Family Guy
Lois Kills Stewie
Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog for Stewie, who auditions for the "American Idol" judges.
Wed, Jun 3 1:00 AM
Family Guy
Road to the Multiverse
Brian and Stewie travel through alternate universes, including a world run by dogs where humans are pets, and a post-apocalyptic world.
Wed, Jun 3 1:30 AM
South Park
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation.
Wed, Jun 3 2:00 AM
South Park
Bloody Mary
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving.
Wed, Jun 3 2:30 AM
South Park
The Return of Chef!
Chef returns from travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club, but the boys notice there is something different about him.
Wed, Jun 3 3:00 AM
South Park
Smug Alert!
A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame.
Wed, Jun 3 3:30 AM
South Park
A Million Little Fibers
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.
Wed, Jun 3 4:00 AM
South Park
Manbearpig
The boys assist an ex-vice president in his quest for attention and are trapped by a cave-in; Cartman discovers treasure while searching for a way out.
Wed, Jun 3 4:30 AM
South Park
TSST!
The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.
Wed, Jun 3 5:00 AM
South Park
Make Love, Not Warcraft
A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.
Wed, Jun 3 5:30 AM
South Park
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.
Wed, Jun 3 6:00 AM
South Park
Miss Teacher B... a Boy
When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.
Wed, Jun 3 6:30 AM
South Park
Hell on Earth 2006
A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party.
Wed, Jun 3 7:00 AM
South Park
Stanley's Cup
Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team.
Wed, Jun 3 7:30 AM
South Park
Cartman Sucks
Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out.
Wed, Jun 3 8:00 AM
South Park
Lice Capades
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary; when Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.
Wed, Jun 3 8:30 AM
South Park
The Snuke
Hillary Clinton comes to South Park for a campaign rally; Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.
Wed, Jun 3 9:00 AM
South Park
Fantastic Easter Special
Stan searches for the real story behind eggs and bunnies in the Easter ritual.
Wed, Jun 3 9:35 AM
South Park
D-Yikes!
When Ms. Garrison is the victim of another failed relationship, she takes it out on the fourth-graders.
Wed, Jun 3 10:10 AM
South Park
Night of the Living Homeless
The boys attempt to find a solution to the increasing number of homeless people in South Park.
Wed, Jun 3 10:45 AM
South Park
More Crap
Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record.
Wed, Jun 3 11:15 AM
South Park
Guitar Queer-O
Stan's superior skills on "Guitar Hero" damage his friendship with Kyle.
Wed, Jun 3 11:50 AM
South Park
The List
A secret list created by the girls in the fourth grade, rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest.
Wed, Jun 3 12:25 PM
South Park
Tonsil Trouble
Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality when his routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong.
Wed, Jun 3 1:00 PM
South Park
Britney's New Look
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.
Wed, Jun 3 1:30 PM
South Park
Major Boobage
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
Wed, Jun 3 2:00 PM
South Park
Canada on Strike!
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
Wed, Jun 3 2:30 PM
South Park
Eek, a Penis!
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.